baller Fan Club - Page 13

On November 04 2010 12:04 baller wrote:
ur life sounds exactly like alicia keys's life, she started playing piano at 7 and she was valedictorian of her hs and dropped out of columbia university 2 be a musician and sold 12 million copies and won 5 grammy awards. oh and she never had the block creative problem u had. so ok maybe ur nothing like alicia keys.

On November 04 2010 11:58 baller wrote:
there is only 1 way 2 solve this, u must take a picture of her naked body and photoshop ur face and a penis onto it

only way imo

On November 10 2010 05:57 baller wrote:

i can help, for every1 wondering, she probably chose this ID bc "pikachu" is a famous pokemon from the video game and tv show pokemon

On November 13 2010 20:36 baller wrote:

so u knew he hated technology and u still picked an article about it and then ur mad that u got a bad grade? there is an old wise man saying, dont kick a sleeping bear. in this case the bear is ur professor. and this bear really hates technology, and b4 he went 2 sleep he asked u 2 pick an article 2 write a paper on. would u pick a bad paper? of course not.

On November 12 2010 06:22 baller wrote:
just follow my 3 easy steps and u will be studying better in no time

1. dont get distracted
2. dont be lazy
3. study for many hours

if u can follow these steps i guarantee u will study better. ur welcome.

tldr; diamond starcraft player u never saw or heard turns out not to be a girl

scoop of the century some1 call the new york times

On November 20 2010 10:32 baller wrote:
it is OK if u r a fan of a player. even if u cast, u can be a fan of a player. but u must not let fanship make ur commentaries biased. if u need some help being fair balanced casts and not being 2 biased to idra, check out some experienced casters like husky or HD, they do a good job of being excited about both players usually

On December 01 2010 17:49 baller wrote:
ok so she is in a 5yr relationship but is unhappy. and she found her new soul mate which is u. i only see one real solution 2 ur problem here, and that is u guys must get rid her 5yr boyfriend. this will make u guys bond even more. i have some advice on how to dispose of the body.

u gotta grind the teeth and burn the bfs hands, that will get rid of the fingerprints. make sure the face is melted off bc it makes it harder 2 identify. first u gotta drain the body of fluids 2 make it easier to cut and decompose. use a knife, make cuts on thighs and arteries. pump the chest using cpr methods to get the air out. make sure 2 use a bathtub it will be messy. u can use bleach during the process it helps the cleanup afterward and makes it easier for u guys so u wont retch due to the dead person smell if ur not used to it. u can also burn candles or use baking soda, but bleach + plastic sheet 2 cover it up is best.

now u gotta pick ur disposal way. 2 bury, cut body and bury in many different parts. this way u dont have 2 work so hard 2 dig deep, u can dig shallow holes for stuff like head and legs. u dont want to spend 2 much time outside diggin ppl get suspicious. also if like the part gets discovered its less likely some1 calls the police about it since its just some random part, it might be from a chicken or dog or smth not human. u need a large knife and a hammer to pulverize and fully separate and grind the body parts. make sure u put each part in a different plastic bag with bleach and freeze them, then bury them in different sites. the farther away and more remote the site the better.

another way is 2 grind the body into mulch and feed it down the drain. this is better than burying and sewer bacteria helps it decompose, and will also mask the smell. this is a lot more work though and u might clog ur pipes so dont try this unless u can clear bones/flesh out of ur drain urself, u obv dont want to call a plumber for this. food processor works but if u use it too much it could have problems. wat i would do is remove 1 of the toilets in ur house and use that pipe then use bleach and flush many times. make sure 2 plug the pipe after bc the smells will come back otherwise.

glhf