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Imagination
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
243 Posts
March 08 2009 01:36 GMT
#1
I have a black cat (male). Bu he has a tiny cock. So I got suspicious and checked his fur. To my surprise my cat is totally white underneath his fur. So he was just fuckin pretending to be of afro-american heritage.

Guys, please help me to get him a penis enlargement so he gets at least cockwise "black".

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please don't ban me, i've been a good poster
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
March 08 2009 01:37 GMT
#2
What a pile of shit.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 08 2009 01:54 GMT
#3
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
March 08 2009 01:57 GMT
#4
protip: if you think your thread is so bad that you have to put "please don't ban me," you're going to get banned.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
March 08 2009 01:58 GMT
#5
wow... stupidest thread I've ever seen.

This will redeem it.
Retired BW Noob
z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3158 Posts
March 08 2009 02:04 GMT
#6
I agree with the loud yelling.
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-08 02:09:21
March 08 2009 02:08 GMT
#7
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
triflejack
Profile Joined November 2008
Romania25 Posts
March 08 2009 02:13 GMT
#8
In my experience, rubbing the penis makes it bigger

Go crazy
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
March 08 2009 02:15 GMT
#9
Moderator<:3-/-<
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
March 08 2009 02:18 GMT
#10
and the point of this is....
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
March 08 2009 02:22 GMT
#11
On March 08 2009 10:37 MYM.Testie wrote:
What a pile of shit.

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 08 2009 02:27 GMT
#12
On March 08 2009 11:15 IntoTheWow wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q

fucking awesome!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
March 08 2009 02:58 GMT
#13
LooooooooooooooooooL ITW
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