EPThttp://encyclopediadramatica.com/Starcraft
Some of the stuff is racist and offensive but the rest is pure comic gold! I couldn't believe that no one discovered this hilarious stuff yet. (Or maybe you have so correct me if I'm wrong)
Here's a sample of some of the shit on that site:
Races
Protoss:
Chosen by noobs because they are the most powerful and coolest race evar!1!111
Every combat costs 400 minerals, 125 gas, and 32 Psi(Totally not Food), and therefore kick everyone's ass. Except for the workers, which cost only 2 minerals, and 1/4th of one Psi.
Proclaimed to be the most micro-oriented race because you DON'T HAVE TO MOVE AROUND AS MANY UNITS, DEDURR DA DURR DE DEEDILY DURR
Mass Expansion = Instant Win
PYLONS, BITCH
Terran:
Chosen by noobs because they are the humans, and LOLTANKS SHOOT SO FAR ITS HAX!!1!!! BADDLEKROOZER OPERAYSHNOALL!!!
You must do at least 600 actions per minute to be even somewhat average at this race, as you must build over 9,000 SCVs, manage your supply depot timing so that your food doesn't cap, and manage your 50 factories in the perfect ratio of factory shopped-to-not factory shopped factories depending on matchup, map position, skill level, time of day, what you had for breakfast, and how bad your carpal tunnel syndrome is.
For those who manage to break the 600 APM gap and breach on into 1,200 APM, you become famous in Good Corea.
Zerg:
Chosen by noobs because OMG ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^______^
Mutalisks are the only air unit worth using. Ever.
Zerglings are the only ground unit worth using. Ever.
If you haven't won by 10 minutes, panic and build defilers and ultralisks.
