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The Starcraft Community:
I would like to extend the knowledge I have gained from the past 5 years of my life, the knowledge of Starcraft. Especially in the interest of finding a student truly worthy I will be offering lessons starting today.
I will customize lesson plans for each individual student depending on their needs and show you the true tricks that nobody else has seemed to found out.
My rate is as follows and is _PAYABLE ONLY BY CREDIT CARD_:
60$ USD / 4 hours
During this time, I am yours, in which ever way you want me  and I will make your success my personal responsibility.
For more information send an email to elky99@hotmail.com and I will reply to you within the day.
ElkY
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ejai63
United States2101 Posts
so elky is the master now?
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Canada5062 Posts
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tempting but still veeeeeeeeeeeeery expensive 
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elky you are SOOOOOO addicted to poker ROFL.
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Not that I'm interested but less than 13 bucks an hr. to learn from someone with a specialized skill isn't that expensive. Guitar lessons would run you more.
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errr I meant 15 bucks an hr....i need math lessons really.
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On September 12 2003 21:01 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elky you are SOOOOOO addicted to poker ROFL.
yeah u lost b4 rain
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On September 12 2003 21:01 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elky you are SOOOOOO addicted to poker ROFL.
poker is the best ^_^. Someone should really find out the ip to make sure it isnt a scammer :D
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Can I shave your head too, or will that cost extra?
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On September 12 2003 21:12 Roman wrote: Show nested quote +On September 12 2003 21:01 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elky you are SOOOOOO addicted to poker ROFL. poker is the best ^_^. Someone should really find out the ip to make sure it isnt a scammer :D
No, cuz I'm pretty sure it isn't.
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Either you are a smurf or I am sad. =[
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Its ILNP! ahaha, ok, thats old. I'm sorry.
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hahaha pro-gaming isnt giving him enough!
at least your way more qualified than ilnp or rekrul.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Get your head shaved at WCG then we will talk about it.
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hm.. DeoDoubleG, you is more qualified then ilnp and/or rekrul. However I don't think it was necissary to say that. :O
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
I can guarantee this is the real ElkY.
This is not a scam.
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lol i would if it was free
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id do alot of thing if they were free. wtf kinda comment is "i would if it was free", anyways.
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No Limit Hold'em any1?
ill snap any neck
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Bring it on baSes,I have not lost a game yet.
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I'd like throw my hat into the ring too, I'll play people for the low low price of $100(uk) per game, yes that right, 1 game vs me for the low low price of $100(uk) per game, all those interested, don't contact me, I'll contact you
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Thanks for confirmation, rek.
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On September 12 2003 22:10 DeoDoubleG wrote:
are*
thanks 
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HI SMUFT
sorry i ruined it
[I got rectified by Smuft on msn: He is representing Elky in this, because his english skills are not good enough for writing a simple post but good enough for a teacher]
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All your money are belong to us.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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as if u could learn BW in 4h or even some days.
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You will never learn it anyways ULeinad
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Valhalla18444 Posts
I have no money/no credit card.
What about us people with no access to credit card?
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On September 12 2003 20:47 ElkY wrote:During this time, I am yours, in which ever way you want me and I will make your success my personal responsibility.
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On September 12 2003 22:30 ScRooLooSe wrote:
Bring it on baSes,I have not lost a game yet.
shall we go on pokerstars, ultimatebet, or partypoker?
youre going to be the one getting owned so choose quickly
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We will play when I get some money...so far gambling has cost me 5 teeth.
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On September 12 2003 22:38 Liquid`Meat wrote:
[I got rectified by Smuft on msn: He is representing Elky in this, because his english skills are not good enough for writing a simple post but good enough for a teacher]
If he can't make such a simple post, i'm pretty sure his low english level would hurt the teaching process, at least to some degree...
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Acctually Elky's english is pretty good, I wonder why he would need Smuft to write this for him...
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On September 13 2003 01:36 ScRooLooSe wrote: We will play when I get some money...so far gambling has cost me 5 teeth.
we can use play money.
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uh oh. I guess satanik's lessons will turn to shit now.
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Norway10161 Posts
i would never ever trust my money to anyone who had anything to do with wdt.
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sup smuft good joke roflmaool,oloolol
_PAYABLE ONLY BY CREDIT CARD_ nice yo T-t
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I'd rather pay satanik then elky anyday.. At least for those prices. But I don't need nor' want to pay either of them. =o
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orca, that's a valid point. (assuming students speak english) what's elky's native tongue anyways?
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Can't afford
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On September 13 2003 03:08 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:
orca, that's a valid point. (assuming students speak english) what's elky's native tongue anyways?
french
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On September 12 2003 20:47 ElkY wrote:During this time, I am yours, in which ever way you want me
fucking SC prostitution... they should create a law against it-.-
p.s.: i fuckin remember some time a go when someone was sayin that he wants to pass up his knowledge they were doin that for FREE!
fuckin greedy gamers-.- die!
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and i am veg's personal manager, so all transactions go to me before veg lol
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you know. i am very lonely. this is tempting.
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I pity anyone stupid enough to pay that amount of money.
IntoTheRain was the only person who actually taught anyone anything.. no ones going to learn anything in 4 hours that'll stick, and no one is going to pay for this over and over just to learn stuff they probably already know, but don't perform or incorporate into their game for lack of experience
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hmmm, smuft must need $$ for transportation to the canada finals
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'' its not fake, Elky's really trying to fuck the poor newbies ''
o_O
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United States33339 Posts
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United States33339 Posts
what about pay satanik for $1/hour :O
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I think $60 is worth it even if to play 10 games with Elky and have the replays to prove it to your friends :D
Of course I would pay $60 for one luminosity vs boxer replay hehe
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I smell another 'all your money are belong to us -story'.
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On September 14 2003 21:24 ShAsTa wrote:
I smell another 'all your money are belong to us -story'.
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did Elky paid Chrh for sc lessons before? i heard elky was chrh's student
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yeah it's true, i did rob elky on pokerstars
kings over deuces - full house
GG +30$
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Heh, I've been playing poker for quite a few years now, and have done well for myself. Lots of action/experience in Toronto's "underground" poker world, and of course various home games. I'll make you a deal Elky. U teach me starcraft, I'll teach you poker.
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On September 13 2003 02:23 baSes wrote: Show nested quote +On September 13 2003 01:36 ScRooLooSe wrote: We will play when I get some money...so far gambling has cost me 5 teeth. we can use play money.
You can't play real poker with play money. It becomes nothing but garbage chasing because no one cares about the play money.
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On September 15 2003 19:17 DCs-PsIOnIC wrote: Show nested quote +On September 13 2003 02:23 baSes wrote: On September 13 2003 01:36 ScRooLooSe wrote: We will play when I get some money...so far gambling has cost me 5 teeth. we can use play money. You can't play real poker with play money. It becomes nothing but garbage chasing because no one cares about the play money. ..
we should play for real money then
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interesting, but too expensive
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HoloPainen what you do in your spare time is your business man..
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Does poker master Howard Lederer offer lessons?
I see him frequently on the TV poker tourneys?
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i thought lederer died oOa
and holopainen elky>hot
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all you money belongs to us - Smuft
sure i think everyone should go send money 2 smuft
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Someone dug this up and posted it on wgtour. It was news to me, but it is from September.
Since it's been a while, how did it turn out? Any buyers or satisfied customers?
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EPT
