The Rekrul Thread

On July 20 2003 05:48 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
This thread is for anything you want to say to or about me. Hate me? Love me? Let it all loose.

There will be no deleting of posts and bannings in this thread.

Open Season!

On July 20 2003 06:35 -Minority- wrote:
This is a trap, everyone who posts will get banned --

On July 20 2003 09:09 Marshall wrote:
what are you kids retarded? the one time you are allowed to flame him ... you give him compliments? LOL WTF....

since its open season i might take my chances and give out his AIM account again, but i think that might be pushing it ... : )

since this is the only chance ill ever get to flame again on this forum without being banned i might as well let loose

rekrul is the cockiest faggot on bnet, he doesnt do anything but talk down to everyone and enjoys it when people make jokes about him. this faggot actually told kids online that he made an "Ultralisk" T-shirt just so kids would laugh at him and make fun of him... REKRUL IS THE BIGGEST FRICKEN NERD IVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. you know that kid ... the one kid that is always there but never says anything? ... if youve ever met a kid like that, rekrul is the epitome of it. everytime u turn around, hes there, but ALL YOU'LL EVER HEAR IS THE CLICKING OF HIS SHOES ON THE GROUND CUZ HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO OPEN IS MOUTH. ONLINE HE WILL TALK TRASH LIKE ITS HIS JOB BUT WHEN IT COMES TO IRL, HE IS A PUSSY AND WOULDNT FIGHT ANYBODY. what more is there really to say about a kid that gets kicks out of people making fun of him?

overall opinion of rekrul

i hate him, i hope he dies a torturous death, and burns in hell.

On July 20 2003 09:09 Marshall wrote:
what are you kids retarded? the one time you are allowed to flame him ... you give him compliments? LOL WTF....

since its open season i might take my chances and give out his AIM account again, but i think that might be pushing it ... : )

since this is the only chance ill ever get to flame again on this forum without being banned i might as well let loose

rekrul is the cockiest faggot on bnet, he doesnt do anything but talk down to everyone and enjoys it when people make jokes about him. this faggot actually told kids online that he made an "Ultralisk" T-shirt just so kids would laugh at him and make fun of him... REKRUL IS THE BIGGEST FRICKEN NERD IVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. you know that kid ... the one kid that is always there but never says anything? ... if youve ever met a kid like that, rekrul is the epitome of it. everytime u turn around, hes there, but ALL YOU'LL EVER HEAR IS THE CLICKING OF HIS SHOES ON THE GROUND CUZ HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO OPEN IS MOUTH. ONLINE HE WILL TALK TRASH LIKE ITS HIS JOB BUT WHEN IT COMES TO IRL, HE IS A PUSSY AND WOULDNT FIGHT ANYBODY. what more is there really to say about a kid that gets kicks out of people making fun of him?

overall opinion of rekrul

i hate him, i hope he dies a torturous death, and burns in hell.

On July 20 2003 11:14 suLTan[CaN] wrote:
Who's rekrul?

On July 20 2003 17:26 ShAsTa wrote:
If you spam atleast let it be about Rek?

On July 20 2003 07:29 Roman wrote:
Sometimes nice and smart... other times childish and awefully gay... oh yea and you are a cheater sometimes... Other then that, I dont mind you ^_^.

On July 20 2003 18:53 [pG]Rekrul wrote:


CHEATER?

On July 20 2003 18:53 [pG]Rekrul wrote:


CHEATER?

On July 20 2003 19:11 Roman wrote:

"Let me get on your account so I can bash marshall and laugh at him"
"play me so I can ban you from TLT"... cheater.

On July 20 2003 19:28 [pG]Rekrul wrote:


joke

On July 20 2003 19:36 Roman wrote:

If you say so O:.

On July 20 2003 19:28 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
joke

On July 21 2003 03:34 JiNju)vQe wrote:
We need more hate here....


FUCK YOU REKRUL!!
YOUR AN IMBRED BITCH FROM OHIO
AND YA LIKE TA LICK ON YO DADDY'S FLOW

YOUR MOMS AN UGLY BITCH
AND YOUR SISTERS SO SKANKY SHE GAVE ME AN ITCH

3@T $H|t!!

On July 21 2003 07:30 KiLLme1st wrote:

U got something against Ohio people? You are welcome to come on over here and I will show u who the bitch is u ugly never gonna get laid piece of shit....

On July 21 2003 07:35 baSes wrote:

shut up kid dont make me have to kick youre ass this weekend

On July 21 2003 07:52 Bleww wrote:
your ass*

On July 21 2003 08:02 KiLLme1st wrote:

Kevin just for that i am gonna kick u out of the car on the way to the buffet OWNED NEWB

On July 21 2003 01:11 Shockey wrote:
ill see you in hell rekrul you fucking piece of shit newbie. Your Protoss blows and you'll never amount to anything in BW or life. I hope you die in a gutter somewhere, fucker.

On July 21 2003 15:59 ObsoleteLogic wrote:
Rekrul is a condescending, pretentious, narcissistic prig.

Mmm. That felt good.

On July 21 2003 23:12 Hades wrote:
Dan "Rekrul" Schreiber, 21, a high-school graduate and avid Starcraft player known for his interest in Barbara Streisand trivia, Star-Wars lore and collectible TV memorabilia, should just give up, a panel of BNET and Korean officials agreed Monday.

Years of long, heart-wrenching struggle on the part of Schreiber to discover some tiny fragment of meaning and validity in his pointless, unfulfilling existence should be abandoned, officials said, as there is "no evidence at this time indicating a reasonable likelihood of a positive outcome of such a search."

"There's no point in Rekrul continuing to strive to find validity and meaning in his life," said fellow [pG] member Liquid'Nazgul. "It's not going to happen. That much, at least, we know. We're clear on that point."

Drone, a fellow Liquid member agreed with Nazgul. "Dan's best bet is to throw in the towel and abandon these fruitless 'hopes,'" he said. "Things will go a lot easier for him once he accepts the inevitability of his confusion and emptiness."

Drone said that Rekrul recently embarked on an unsuccessful campaign to improve the quality of his life through a series of consumer-purchases, which only served to compound his misery. His decision to switch from his usual Sunny Delight-brand citrus-flavored fruit drink to Capri Sun-brand juice-box beverages, for example, resulted in "no appreciable improvement in his life," Drone said, as did his purchase of an extra-long Reach toothbrush and an easier-to-program VCR remote control.

He later tried to create a Starcraft training camp and Starcraft lessons. The latter failed because he mistakingly placed a no-pay clause if you beat him in a best of three. After Elky's abuse of the priviledge and 56 best of 3 series and 3 weeks of wasted time, Rekrul decided to abandon the idea and create a Starcraft camp instead with his friend ilnp. The camp hasn't started yet, but Rekrul remains optimistic abouts its success. "I know there are many others like me, who lack any sort of meaningful existence, and instead wish to escape into videogames to create our self-worth... and Kerrigan is damn sexy."

Rekrul has avidly searched for a sense of validation and purpose in his life since childhood. For all his searching, however, he has yet to find anything even remotely spiritually fulfilling, and has on numerous occasions expressed dejection over the apparent futility of his personal quest.

Yet Rekrul, though increasingly fixated on his inability to discover a way to live meaningfully, remains optimistic. "I've got to go on, somehow," he said in a flat, dull monotone, barely concealing the all-pervasive despair which will eventually engulf him. "I can't give up. Not ever. There's got to be something that makes my life worthwhile. I am a human being, and every person is special. I just know it."

BNET USA West disagree. "Clearly, Rekrul is too wrapped up in this issue on a personal level to be able to step back and see that there is, in fact, nothing special about him," Infinity[pG] said. "The more tenaciously he clings to the belief that he has value as a person and that there must be some overall good he can serve in his life, the greater and more drawn-out his agony will be."

"Ideally, we'd like to see him give up and stagger through life with deadened, glassy eyes; perfunctorily performing his undemanding Starcraft-related duties in a soulless haze, and then stare at white noise on the television until sleep brings a momentary respite from the unending oblivion of meaninglessness," Nazgul said. "Until he can accept that there is no point in anything about his life, he will always be disappointed beyond heartbreak."

On July 21 2003 23:20 -Minority- wrote:
Hades, for knowing and writing all that, your seriously the biggest nerd out there, I mean it must feel horrible being such a internet nerd, you must have tons of pimple, some egg shaped head, and real bad b.o. I think you should get some plastic surgery, and get outside, cause you are the biggest nerd i've ever seen, in my life, I bet you have some internet girlfriends too :/

On July 21 2003 23:30 mooh wrote:
whahaah.. thats the funniest thing i ever read.
good work. you are my hero
just thinking though, even if 25% of the people actually mean what they say in this thread.... ouch..

On July 21 2003 23:20 -Minority- wrote:
Hades, for knowing and writing all that, your seriously the biggest nerd out there, I mean it must feel horrible being such a internet nerd, you must have tons of pimple, some egg shaped head, and real bad b.o. I think you should get some plastic surgery, and get outside, cause you are the biggest nerd i've ever seen, in my life, I bet you have some internet girlfriends too :/

On July 22 2003 16:21 Napoleon wrote:
who is Rekrul ?

On July 22 2003 21:38 [CS]Pablo wrote:


And Victor is Almighty

On July 22 2003 05:11 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
I've never EVER found one of Hades's little articles funny, dunno why :-)

Maybe he should do one on himself, that would be good

EDIT: a testie one would be good too :O!

On July 22 2003 23:42 sdEATH wrote:
lol kinda stupid thread but and i wanna know the real reason why rekrul made it ?? ;>

On July 22 2003 21:38 [CS]Pablo wrote:


Rekrul is Angry.

On July 23 2003 07:09 [pG]Rekrul wrote:


I can assure you, I'm not an angry. person.

On July 20 2003 11:14 suLTan[CaN] wrote:
Who's rekrul?

On July 23 2003 07:06 [pG]Rekrul wrote:


to entertain myself

why else?

On July 23 2003 19:07 YouTopia[SB] wrote:
WILl REKRUL UNBLOCK ME ON AIM SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT FUN NEETO STUFF.

On July 24 2003 19:15 Rose[9] wrote:
This is why Canadians need to die.

On July 24 2003 20:55 suLTan[CaN] wrote:



WTF? you're french! aren't there laws against that?