• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 02:41
CEST 08:41
KST 15:41
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Team TLMC #5 - Finalists & Open Tournaments0[ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt2: Turbulence2Classic Games #3: Rogue vs Serral at BlizzCon9[ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt1: Ascent10Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview12
Community News
WardiTV TL Team Map Contest #5 Tournaments0SC4ALL $6,000 Open LAN in Philadelphia7Weekly Cups (Sept 1-7): MaxPax rebounds & Clem saga continues29LiuLi Cup - September 2025 Tournaments3Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw?39
StarCraft 2
General
Team TLMC #5 - Finalists & Open Tournaments Weekly Cups (Sept 1-7): MaxPax rebounds & Clem saga continues #1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy Classic Games #3: Rogue vs Serral at BlizzCon
Tourneys
Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series WardiTV TL Team Map Contest #5 Tournaments Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament SC4ALL $6,000 Open LAN in Philadelphia
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 491 Night Drive Mutation # 490 Masters of Midnight Mutation # 489 Bannable Offense Mutation # 488 What Goes Around
Brood War
General
Playing StarCraft as 2 people on the same network [ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt2: Turbulence ASL20 General Discussion Pros React To: SoulKey's 5-Peat Challenge BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[ASL20] Ro16 Group C [IPSL] ISPL Season 1 Winter Qualis and Info! Is there English video for group selection for ASL [ASL20] Ro16 Group B
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Muta micro map competition Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Mineral Boosting
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Borderlands 3 Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion LiquidDota to reintegrate into TL.net
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The Big Programming Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
The Happy Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Linksys AE2500 USB WIFI keeps disconnecting Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread High temperatures on bridge(s)
TL Community
BarCraft in Tokyo Japan for ASL Season5 Final The Automated Ban List
Blogs
The Personality of a Spender…
TrAiDoS
A very expensive lesson on ma…
Garnet
hello world
radishsoup
Lemme tell you a thing o…
JoinTheRain
RTS Design in Hypercoven
a11
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1097 users

Do you have a girlfriend? - Page 8

Forum Index > Closed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 6 7 8 9 10 12 Next All
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 02 2006 13:11 GMT
#141
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.

Spunky, you are a genius.
why so 진지해?
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 02 2006 13:34 GMT
#142
Was dating a girl for a bit before I got to college, but there was no commitment so I guess it's a no.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
October 02 2006 13:49 GMT
#143
sc cuddling: have the girl sit on your lap while you play, have the girl hug you while you play, hug the girl while she plays, sit on the girls lap while she plays.. but periodically check to see if she is breathing
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
Freaky[x]
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada995 Posts
October 02 2006 13:55 GMT
#144
LOL @ mnm

I tried doing that with my gf once... she then took sc and threw is on the ground =\ I was so sad in so many ways.

Been with gf for almost 2 years now... anybody have a good idea for an anniversary gift and birthday present?
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
October 02 2006 14:00 GMT
#145
On October 02 2006 22:55 Freaky[x] wrote:
Been with gf for almost 2 years now... anybody have a good idea for an anniversary gift and birthday present?


Yeah... Not SC
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia903 Posts
October 02 2006 14:14 GMT
#146
something symbolic of affection, but has no hint of marriage or anything too drastic.
something original.
something that's never been done before.
something that symbolizes your relationship.
something that symbolizes you.
something that symbolizes her.
a symbol of love.
symbols.
a necklace... with the batman symbol.
something that symbolizes something cool but not too cool, exactly just right cool or it's a failure.

pretty simple really.
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
October 02 2006 14:19 GMT
#147
On October 02 2006 22:11 Rekrul wrote:
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.

Spunky, you are a genius.


I used to do this with a girl I was doing for awhile.

At the time, I just wasn't much of a cuddler.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
October 02 2006 14:29 GMT
#148
confessed yesterday and was turned down
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 02 2006 14:41 GMT
#149
not since last weeek
troi oi thang map nai!!!
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-02 15:19:43
October 02 2006 15:17 GMT
#150
On October 02 2006 14:13 ChoboCop wrote:
... Girlfriend sleeping -> Mass Starcrafting FTW on an average night.


Hah, I've been that girl.

On October 02 2006 22:11 Rekrul wrote:
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.


Unless that turns her on...
And then she seduces you.
Then you lose the match and still have said girlfriend.

On October 02 2006 22:49 mnm wrote:
sc cuddling: have the girl sit on your lap while you play


I've also been that girl. We should come up with an acronym for that: playing with a girl on your lap. Like, "dude, I'm totally playing gol right now." Or "Man, I always play better when I'm gol." "Stop bragging about having gol and play, newb." etc. etc.

No?

It could, of course, also stand for "guy on lap" I suppose, for those among us that would prefer it that way.
* www.twitter.com/AnnaProsser * www.facebook.com/AnnaProsser * www.twitch.tv/AnnaProsser * www.youtube.com/annaprossertv *
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17727 Posts
October 02 2006 15:18 GMT
#151
On October 02 2006 19:04 StarN wrote:
[image loading]
She was the closest thing i've ever had to a girlfriend...
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again


TIFA IS MINE STARN!!!! also how can you get a brazilian and a chinese confused? Even the darkest chinese doesnt look like a brazialian. There just different. Also which bathroom did you meet her in. THe girls or the boys?
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
October 02 2006 15:20 GMT
#152
On October 03 2006 00:17 uNcontroLable wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

Hah, I've been that girl.

Show nested quote +
On October 02 2006 22:11 Rekrul wrote:
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.


Unless that turns her on...
And then she seduces you.
Then you lose the match and still have said girlfriend.

Show nested quote +
On October 02 2006 22:49 mnm wrote:
sc cuddling: have the girl sit on your lap while you play


I've also been that girl. We should come up with an acronym for that: playing with a girl on your lap. Like, "dude, I'm totally playing gol right now." Or "Man, I always play better when I'm gol." "Stop bragging about having gol and play, newb." etc. etc.

No?

It could, of course, also stand for "guy on lap" I suppose, for those among us that would prefer it that way.


incontrol on your lap would pretty much crush your femurs to dust
Im back, in pog form!
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 02 2006 15:21 GMT
#153
On October 03 2006 00:18 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
     [removed quote within quote]

TIFA IS MINE STARN!!!! also how can you get a brazilian and a chinese confused? Even the darkest chinese doesnt look like a brazialian. There just different. Also which bathroom did you meet her in. THe girls or the boys?


( ^ Anchorman movie quote, I believe, not real confusion over Brazilish Chinese.)
* www.twitter.com/AnnaProsser * www.facebook.com/AnnaProsser * www.twitch.tv/AnnaProsser * www.youtube.com/annaprossertv *
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11583 Posts
October 02 2006 18:27 GMT
#154
b]On October 02 2006 22:55 Freaky[x] wrote:
Been with gf for almost 2 years now... anybody have a good idea for an anniversary gift and birthday present?
[/b]
On October 02 2006 23:00 EvilTeletubby wrote:


Yeah... Not SC


Right, get her Brood War expansion pack!
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
October 02 2006 18:36 GMT
#155
no =( i get really nervous ard girls
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
RequieScat
Profile Joined January 2006
Australia99 Posts
October 02 2006 20:53 GMT
#156
no, guys complain too much -.-p
prefer being single.
Raseira Raseira Rasei Rasei Raseira o.requiem akira.o
LinYu)CoBeT
Profile Joined September 2006
China59 Posts
October 02 2006 21:03 GMT
#157
Hepburn Forever
리사코는 어린이 맞아요
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-02 21:29:30
October 02 2006 21:24 GMT
#158
--- Nuked ---
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
October 02 2006 21:59 GMT
#159
A smoker is doable, if she cares about you she'll cut down on the smoking while you're around or quit.

Chicks with kids are for one-night stands Probably the same thing goes for the married and engages ones if you can 'break' them
My thoughts are Evil and LaZyScV, you're fucked unless you settle for a smoker
L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
October 02 2006 22:05 GMT
#160
On October 03 2006 06:24 LaZyScV wrote:
No girlfriend.

Pretty much every girl I like turns out to be married, engaged, has a child (or has children), or smokes. . . .


geez dude how old are you? i used to get the feeling that 'all the good ones are taken'. actually, i still think it to be true. then i realised girls are pretty bad. they are willing to cheat if they think you're better for them or better than their current bf. maybe i'm generalising or what i've experienced though =/
Prev 1 6 7 8 9 10 12 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 3h 19m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Nina 154
ProTech64
trigger 21
StarCraft: Brood War
PianO 471
Leta 301
sSak 45
Noble 42
League of Legends
JimRising 619
Counter-Strike
Stewie2K510
allub98
semphis_64
Other Games
C9.Mang0370
XaKoH 159
ViBE94
NeuroSwarm77
Mew2King61
Organizations
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 16 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH308
• Sammyuel 20
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• iopq 3
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Rush1358
• Lourlo1059
• HappyZerGling131
Upcoming Events
Afreeca Starleague
3h 19m
Snow vs Sharp
Jaedong vs Mini
Wardi Open
4h 19m
OSC
17h 19m
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 3h
Afreeca Starleague
1d 3h
Light vs Speed
Larva vs Soma
PiGosaur Monday
1d 17h
LiuLi Cup
2 days
RSL Revival
3 days
Maru vs Reynor
Cure vs TriGGeR
The PondCast
3 days
RSL Revival
4 days
Zoun vs Classic
[ Show More ]
Korean StarCraft League
4 days
RSL Revival
5 days
[BSL 2025] Weekly
5 days
BSL Team Wars
5 days
RSL Revival
6 days
Online Event
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

BSL 20 Team Wars
Chzzk MurlocKing SC1 vs SC2 Cup #2
HCC Europe

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Points
ASL Season 20
CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
LASL Season 20
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1

Upcoming

2025 Chongqing Offline CUP
BSL Polish World Championship 2025
IPSL Winter 2025-26
BSL Season 21
SC4ALL: Brood War
BSL 21 Team A
Stellar Fest
SC4ALL: StarCraft II
EC S1
ESL Impact League Season 8
SL Budapest Major 2025
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
MESA Nomadic Masters Fall
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.