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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 02 2006 13:11 GMT
#141
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.

Spunky, you are a genius.
why so 진지해?
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 02 2006 13:34 GMT
#142
Was dating a girl for a bit before I got to college, but there was no commitment so I guess it's a no.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
October 02 2006 13:49 GMT
#143
sc cuddling: have the girl sit on your lap while you play, have the girl hug you while you play, hug the girl while she plays, sit on the girls lap while she plays.. but periodically check to see if she is breathing
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Freaky[x]
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada995 Posts
October 02 2006 13:55 GMT
#144
LOL @ mnm

I tried doing that with my gf once... she then took sc and threw is on the ground =\ I was so sad in so many ways.

Been with gf for almost 2 years now... anybody have a good idea for an anniversary gift and birthday present?
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
October 02 2006 14:00 GMT
#145
On October 02 2006 22:55 Freaky[x] wrote:
Been with gf for almost 2 years now... anybody have a good idea for an anniversary gift and birthday present?


Yeah... Not SC
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Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia906 Posts
October 02 2006 14:14 GMT
#146
something symbolic of affection, but has no hint of marriage or anything too drastic.
something original.
something that's never been done before.
something that symbolizes your relationship.
something that symbolizes you.
something that symbolizes her.
a symbol of love.
symbols.
a necklace... with the batman symbol.
something that symbolizes something cool but not too cool, exactly just right cool or it's a failure.

pretty simple really.
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
October 02 2006 14:19 GMT
#147
On October 02 2006 22:11 Rekrul wrote:
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.

Spunky, you are a genius.


I used to do this with a girl I was doing for awhile.

At the time, I just wasn't much of a cuddler.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
October 02 2006 14:29 GMT
#148
confessed yesterday and was turned down
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 02 2006 14:41 GMT
#149
not since last weeek
troi oi thang map nai!!!
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-02 15:19:43
October 02 2006 15:17 GMT
#150
On October 02 2006 14:13 ChoboCop wrote:
... Girlfriend sleeping -> Mass Starcrafting FTW on an average night.


Hah, I've been that girl.

On October 02 2006 22:11 Rekrul wrote:
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.


Unless that turns her on...
And then she seduces you.
Then you lose the match and still have said girlfriend.

On October 02 2006 22:49 mnm wrote:
sc cuddling: have the girl sit on your lap while you play


I've also been that girl. We should come up with an acronym for that: playing with a girl on your lap. Like, "dude, I'm totally playing gol right now." Or "Man, I always play better when I'm gol." "Stop bragging about having gol and play, newb." etc. etc.

No?

It could, of course, also stand for "guy on lap" I suppose, for those among us that would prefer it that way.
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17731 Posts
October 02 2006 15:18 GMT
#151
On October 02 2006 19:04 StarN wrote:
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She was the closest thing i've ever had to a girlfriend...
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again


TIFA IS MINE STARN!!!! also how can you get a brazilian and a chinese confused? Even the darkest chinese doesnt look like a brazialian. There just different. Also which bathroom did you meet her in. THe girls or the boys?
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
October 02 2006 15:20 GMT
#152
On October 03 2006 00:17 uNcontroLable wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

Hah, I've been that girl.

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On October 02 2006 22:11 Rekrul wrote:
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.


Unless that turns her on...
And then she seduces you.
Then you lose the match and still have said girlfriend.

Show nested quote +
On October 02 2006 22:49 mnm wrote:
sc cuddling: have the girl sit on your lap while you play


I've also been that girl. We should come up with an acronym for that: playing with a girl on your lap. Like, "dude, I'm totally playing gol right now." Or "Man, I always play better when I'm gol." "Stop bragging about having gol and play, newb." etc. etc.

No?

It could, of course, also stand for "guy on lap" I suppose, for those among us that would prefer it that way.


incontrol on your lap would pretty much crush your femurs to dust
Im back, in pog form!
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 02 2006 15:21 GMT
#153
On October 03 2006 00:18 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
     [removed quote within quote]

TIFA IS MINE STARN!!!! also how can you get a brazilian and a chinese confused? Even the darkest chinese doesnt look like a brazialian. There just different. Also which bathroom did you meet her in. THe girls or the boys?


( ^ Anchorman movie quote, I believe, not real confusion over Brazilish Chinese.)
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11584 Posts
October 02 2006 18:27 GMT
#154
b]On October 02 2006 22:55 Freaky[x] wrote:
Been with gf for almost 2 years now... anybody have a good idea for an anniversary gift and birthday present?
[/b]
On October 02 2006 23:00 EvilTeletubby wrote:


Yeah... Not SC


Right, get her Brood War expansion pack!
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
October 02 2006 18:36 GMT
#155
no =( i get really nervous ard girls
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
RequieScat
Profile Joined January 2006
Australia99 Posts
October 02 2006 20:53 GMT
#156
no, guys complain too much -.-p
prefer being single.
Raseira Raseira Rasei Rasei Raseira o.requiem akira.o
LinYu)CoBeT
Profile Joined September 2006
China59 Posts
October 02 2006 21:03 GMT
#157
Hepburn Forever
리사코는 어린이 맞아요
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-02 21:29:30
October 02 2006 21:24 GMT
#158
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Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
October 02 2006 21:59 GMT
#159
A smoker is doable, if she cares about you she'll cut down on the smoking while you're around or quit.

Chicks with kids are for one-night stands Probably the same thing goes for the married and engages ones if you can 'break' them
My thoughts are Evil and LaZyScV, you're fucked unless you settle for a smoker
L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
October 02 2006 22:05 GMT
#160
On October 03 2006 06:24 LaZyScV wrote:
No girlfriend.

Pretty much every girl I like turns out to be married, engaged, has a child (or has children), or smokes. . . .


geez dude how old are you? i used to get the feeling that 'all the good ones are taken'. actually, i still think it to be true. then i realised girls are pretty bad. they are willing to cheat if they think you're better for them or better than their current bf. maybe i'm generalising or what i've experienced though =/
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