Some non follower fairly recently actually claimed I, the damn prophet of JLIG did not indeed know "When to Just Let It Go."
While Maleorderbride may indeed be mentally handicapped, it has come to my attention that the TL.net home grown religiion may have indeed faded into obscurity. As the prophet, I simply cannot allow the word of JLIG dicipitate into nothingness. Far to many disciples have sacrificed their dignity to allow for such a tragedy.
A brief History: The book of JLIG was written and created by Jesus himself. It was his journal, his note pad and his myspace. The Bible chose to ignore the actual thoughts and intentions of Jesus and rather focus on the miracles he did and his life as it branched off etc etc.. the book of JLIG focuses rather on God's original golden rule, Letting shit go. What did God do to Jesus? He JLIG'd him. What did God do to the Earth when he made the great flood? He JLIG'd it. What did God do to Lucifer when he wanted to be more powerful? He JLIG'd him as well. All throughout the Bible we see examples of JLIG. The religion fell onto dark times when the great Robot Revolt of 2200resulted in some time travel that not only allowed for the recruitment of several ToT members but also forced the belief of JLIG into dormant. Not to long ago I had brought it back, expecting my Disciples to carry on the word as faithful servents. They have gone slack, and have trailed off from the path of JLIG.
This thread will act as a recruitment center for those who wish to follow the true religion of TL.net and know the ways of JLIG. PM me or post here and I will add you. Have any questions regarding the religion? JLIG those questions. Still have them? Ask i guess, or PM me and i will answer to the best of my ability unless i JLIG those answers as well.
Remember this quote my brothers (and sisters should that ever happen): "Nothing goes on forever, eventually things are let go. Embrace that go, and let. Let not things be kept forever, for nothing ever does keep forever. Except baking soda, that shit lasts forever." - Prophet Geofflonius
Forgot to mention i will send a live Penguin to each member, these are to be kept as companions and they will slide on their bellies.
ATTENTION: JLIG's are required to own at least 2 additions of "The Big Lebowski" and watch it preferably daily, but if not at least weekly, unless you JLIG that rule.
As in my profile the Church thus far:
Prophet - Geofflonius
Disciples: 1. FuDDx 2. CTStalker 3. YoiChiBow (JLIG Fashion Designer) 4. zrucrem 5. brite 6. Sun 7. ManaBlue {Old Member) our brother has returned! 8. Binky1842 9. ZZangDreamjOy 10. Miss The Mark 11. SweeTLemonS[TPR] 12. QuietIdiot 13. EvilTeletubby 14. SuperJongMan 15. Patriot.dlk 16. Lawl Mart 17. Drowsy (owns 4 copies of The Big Lebowski = JLIG Librarian) 18. Gene
If indeed JLIG was fading into obscurity, what makes the religion itself immune from the basic principle ? (i.e if its fading away why not just let it go?)
This has already been brought up. JLIG has indeed JLIG'd itself numerous times. But as the need to JLIG is so great, it continues to reanimate itself. As long as there exists the need to JLIG the religion will live on. But like everything else the religion itself will JLIG a final time making all the believers of the religion silly for participating in something that imploded.
But as long as your ok with being silly than this is a great religion for you. If your not ok with being silly, JLIG that thought and join anyways.
Is there anything that i might be able to do that will further the teachings of JLIG. maybe dedicate the new babby we are having to the cause. or a sacrifice of cats and dogs they eat to much anyway? let me know how i might be able to help. ^_^
On August 15 2006 15:35 rpf289 wrote: The funny thing is that with you and your three disciples you could actually create this as a religioun recognized by the U.S. government.
Me and my girlfriend are no longer. Life is shit. O Geofflonius are your path what I must follow? Is JLIG for me?
It seems so indeed. Yet I'm not convinced.. Her tits flashes before my eyes.. Skin that's soft like skin should be (mine is not)..Oh how I miss her.. Help med JLIG
I too was originally taken in by the (false) promises of JLIG and its main prophet, Geofflonius. However, as I strove to understand the theology and doctrine of JLIG, I came to realize the heresy inherent within. I serve the TRUE religion, worshipped before heretics like Geofflonius corrupted the pure teachings: Just Consider Letting It Go For A While Until It Becomes Necessary To Bring It Back Up, or JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. In spite of Geofflonius' misgivings, the paradox of not letting JLIG go is unresolvable even in the minds of the religion's greatest theologians (me). The path is easy, I grant you that, but it's promises are false; for what if, by letting go of a girlfriend, you are unable to later get her back when you need a good rebound? God never practices JLIG; He always practices JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. This way you may forget about loose change until later you desire to use it again, or the game of StarCraft until you are again bored. It is the true doctrine practiced by the orthodox and non-heretical teachers since the beginning. Follow JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU!
On August 15 2006 14:13 FuDDx wrote: Is there anything that i might be able to do that will further the teachings of JLIG. maybe dedicate the new babby we are having to the cause. or a sacrifice of cats and dogs they eat to much anyway? let me know how i might be able to help. ^_^
The best way to serve JLIG is to remember our roots. This religion was once again sparked on Tl.net so we must spread the word here than afar, unless we JLIG that. As the prophet serve me in loyalty. When you see a thread in need of JLIG, call upon your brothers to smother it in our goodness and truthiness. If I call for a JLIG smothering rally around your leader! Those who speak of Ninjas are cute but really dont have the following we have always had, they dont even have a central building. We do, Id tell you where it is but i JLIG'd it.
If your animals eat to much you have one of two options as i see it, JLIG the feeding of these animals or the animals entirely. As i have a old dog that is getting senile im seeing the latter of the options to be the easiest. However, some animals do indeed rock and JLIG'ing them might be uncalled for, as their minds are smaller and would not understand the great gift you have bestowed upon them.
Your child should be raised in the ways of JLIG. As a true son/daughter of a JLIG family he should not give a toot whether or not its his turn to ride the slide, just ride it, or not. Such is the comfort that only JLIG offers.
On August 15 2006 15:54 Patriot.dlk wrote: Me and my girlfriend are no longer. Life is shit. O Geofflonius are your path what I must follow? Is JLIG for me?
It seems so indeed. Yet I'm not convinced.. Her tits flashes before my eyes.. Skin that's soft like skin should be (mine is not)..Oh how I miss her.. Help med JLIG
You sir are from sweden, of course your girlfriend had amazing boobs and nice skin, every fucking girl in sweden does! I was going to go to college there (seriously) but than i JLIG'd that idea in lue of college football. Fear not brother, she is a weakling. She has not the basis of all that is freeing, the ability to JLIG anything and everything as you do! Take on this warm blanket with nice little soft slippers! Embrace your fellow brothers and join us! More big breasted soft skinned and hot sexy opbmbk;sdmfd;lfbdflb swedish women will sure to come! And if 2 should come? Send one to me as a mail order bride, i could go for some swedish loving!
On August 15 2006 16:33 Kaotu wrote: I too was originally taken in by the (false) promises of JLIG and its main prophet, Geofflonius. However, as I strove to understand the theology and doctrine of JLIG, I came to realize the heresy inherent within. I serve the TRUE religion, worshipped before heretics like Geofflonius corrupted the pure teachings: Just Consider Letting It Go For A While Until It Becomes Necessary To Bring It Back Up, or JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. In spite of Geofflonius' misgivings, the paradox of not letting JLIG go is unresolvable even in the minds of the religion's greatest theologians (me). The path is easy, I grant you that, but it's promises are false; for what if, by letting go of a girlfriend, you are unable to later get her back when you need a good rebound? God never practices JLIG; He always practices JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. This way you may forget about loose change until later you desire to use it again, or the game of StarCraft until you are again bored. It is the true doctrine practiced by the orthodox and non-heretical teachers since the beginning. Follow JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU!
The teachings this one speaks of are feral and old, they did not work. Much like Mormanism it has huge gaping holes and entirely to silly to believe doctrine. Follow the far more simply, and complete religion that is JLIG, or dont. Kaotu speaks of a time when such a religion could be followed as people had nothing to do but die of the plague and sex their family members. Now in this more complicated time, i offer you a cleaner more crisp experience of essentially the same belief.
Kaotu i would embrace you like a brother if you should so chose to ask, or not.
On August 15 2006 19:18 ZZangDreamjOy wrote: I want in this church, ill give my fridge
You need not give your fridge to the church. In fact, it is not necessary to give your fridge to anyone...unless of course you wish to JLIG your fridge, in which case go right ahead.
Everybody... Get on your feet.. right now... For Roy Jones Jr.... The best pound for pound fighter in the world... Whoever don't agree... ya know what? I guess - y'all musta forgot! ...
When they stole my gold medal in Seoul, Korea Let's look back at my whole career Cuz y'all musta forgot! .... The "best pound for pound" is mine Hit Percy Harris with four hooks at one time Y'all musta forgot! .... When I beat Bernard Hopkins, and won the IBF The right was hurt, beat him with the left Y'all musta forgot! .... You remember the left hook that James Toney got Sucka move that I stole from a gamecock Y'all musta forgot! .... Will there be another Roy Jones? Probably not Stopped Virgil Hill with a body shot See y'all musta forgot! .... I got disqualified in March of '97 After givin a whippin to Montell Griffin Late hit - my title; they had to take it Why? I guess that's the only way I could lose Five months later; rematch, I needs my crown First round, one punch and he sat down Don't get me mad cuz I'm amped already Took titles from fighters who was champs already The heart and soul of boxing on HBO What these other fighters take me fo? A joke? Ah y'all musta forgot! .... And they got the nerve to say I ain't fight nobody I just make 'em look like nobody Y'all musta forgot! .... And David Telasco, he really asked for it So I beat him with a fractured wrist See y'all musta forgot! .... (remember that...) In the ring I BOX, there is none higher When I use these, they call me sire To earn my kindom, I must use fire and I won't stop boxing till I retire, I'm Roy... Y'all musta forgot! .... Y'all musta forgot! When I beat Reggie Johnson, and took his light heavyweight title from him See y'all musta forgot! That I'm nice with these Y'all musta forgot! This is what I do Y'all musta forgot! We could go on and on, Mike McCallum, Vinnie Pazienza See y'all musta forgot! .... Y'all musta forgot! Y'all musta forgot! ...... _________
I wish to rejoin the church also. I JLIG'd it before, but the time once again calls.
On August 15 2006 16:33 Kaotu wrote: I too was originally taken in by the (false) promises of JLIG and its main prophet, Geofflonius. However, as I strove to understand the theology and doctrine of JLIG, I came to realize the heresy inherent within. I serve the TRUE religion, worshipped before heretics like Geofflonius corrupted the pure teachings: Just Consider Letting It Go For A While Until It Becomes Necessary To Bring It Back Up, or JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. In spite of Geofflonius' misgivings, the paradox of not letting JLIG go is unresolvable even in the minds of the religion's greatest theologians (me). The path is easy, I grant you that, but it's promises are false; for what if, by letting go of a girlfriend, you are unable to later get her back when you need a good rebound? God never practices JLIG; He always practices JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. This way you may forget about loose change until later you desire to use it again, or the game of StarCraft until you are again bored. It is the true doctrine practiced by the orthodox and non-heretical teachers since the beginning. Follow JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU!
The teachings this one speaks of are feral and old, they did not work. Much like Mormanism it has huge gaping holes and entirely to silly to believe doctrine. Follow the far more simply, and complete religion that is JLIG, or dont. Kaotu speaks of a time when such a religion could be followed as people had nothing to do but die of the plague and sex their family members. Now in this more complicated time, i offer you a cleaner more crisp experience of essentially the same belief.
Kaotu i would embrace you like a brother if you should so chose to ask, or not.
Oh wise prophet, I was almost fooled into complicating my life, but you have reminded me, it's all about faith...and JLIGing the parts that don't make sense.
I plan to have JLIG tattoed in gothic letters across my buttocks, for my love of the mantra is so strong. But I begin to feel I am guilty of not JLIGing my JLIG. What shall I do, mighty knower of things?
I'd ask to become an official member of the church, but I JLIG.
On August 15 2006 16:33 Kaotu wrote: I too was originally taken in by the (false) promises of JLIG and its main prophet, Geofflonius. However, as I strove to understand the theology and doctrine of JLIG, I came to realize the heresy inherent within. I serve the TRUE religion, worshipped before heretics like Geofflonius corrupted the pure teachings: Just Consider Letting It Go For A While Until It Becomes Necessary To Bring It Back Up, or JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. In spite of Geofflonius' misgivings, the paradox of not letting JLIG go is unresolvable even in the minds of the religion's greatest theologians (me). The path is easy, I grant you that, but it's promises are false; for what if, by letting go of a girlfriend, you are unable to later get her back when you need a good rebound? God never practices JLIG; He always practices JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. This way you may forget about loose change until later you desire to use it again, or the game of StarCraft until you are again bored. It is the true doctrine practiced by the orthodox and non-heretical teachers since the beginning. Follow JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU!
The teachings this one speaks of are feral and old, they did not work. Much like Mormanism it has huge gaping holes and entirely to silly to believe doctrine. Follow the far more simply, and complete religion that is JLIG, or dont. Kaotu speaks of a time when such a religion could be followed as people had nothing to do but die of the plague and sex their family members. Now in this more complicated time, i offer you a cleaner more crisp experience of essentially the same belief.
Kaotu i would embrace you like a brother if you should so chose to ask, or not.
Oh wise prophet, I was almost fooled into complicating my life, but you have reminded me, it's all about faith...and JLIGing the parts that don't make sense.
I plan to have JLIG tattoed in gothic letters across my buttocks, for my love of the mantra is so strong. But I begin to feel I am guilty of not JLIGing my JLIG. What shall I do, mighty knower of things?
I'd ask to become an official member of the church, but I JLIG.
By JLIG'ing JLIG you are an active member of JLIG. I was going to preach JLIG last night but i JLIG'd JLIG'ing JLIG thus i am the prophet.
ATTENTION: JLIG's are required to own at least 2 additions of "The Big Lebowski" and watch it preferably daily, but if not at least weekly, unless you JLIG that rule.
Focus on the NIHILISTs and how they act. We are to be very similar. Wear black, carry swords and listen to awsome german techno.
That is all for now my brothers, any further questions JLIG them, still have them? Ask i guess.
If I sin and dont JLIG something, will I have to confess it so you can JLIG or should I think about why I couldn't let it go and say "JLIG!" out loud five times and then JLIG?
If you forget to JLIG relax my brother. Merely JLIG the forgetting to JLIG. Or at the beginning of a day, declare a day-wide JLIG that covers all your boundaries.
You have never encountered a more simply and easily followed religion than JLIG.
hoho this is an awesome cult, I shall learn the JLIG way...helped through my test too btw..removed my fear of failure completely and I was confident the whole time :O (even though I probably did fuck up XD)
On August 16 2006 10:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote: ATTENTION: JLIG's are required to own at least 2 additions of "The Big Lebowski" and watch it preferably daily, but if not at least weekly, unless you JLIG that rule.
Focus on the NIHILISTs and how they act. We are to be very similar. Wear black, carry swords and listen to awsome german techno.
That is all for now my brothers, any further questions JLIG them, still have them? Ask i guess.
What if we choose to JLIG both of those rules? Isn't that what our church is founded upon?
You know, I think i'm rather close to the prophet in terms of JLIG'ery.
The other day as I was holding onto a nun and rabbi at the edge of a cliff, 1 in each hand. I was faced with a decision. In order for me to pull one up i'd have to use both hands. Rather than dealing with the horrible dilemma, I JLIG'd them both and walked away.
hmm it seems like the JLIG movement is being counterproductively appropriated by the masses people all over tl.net now just add JLIG to the end of their silly, bickering, offtopic diatribes
You say counterproductive, i say its a blessing. Whereas people were rambling on and on bickering over silly things, now people are like, "You know what, this doesnt really matter. JLIG"
I think the new era is far more concise and more readily cohesive for those of us who are willing to JLIG.
Just now I decided to go to sleep.. I JLIG'ed that idea pretty fast and I decided I should ring my ex-girlfriend and try I don't know what.
I JLIG'd that idea aswell becouse she hates me and now I JLG'd of everything, even brushing my teeth and I'm not even going to spank it before I try to sleep.. Everything is great since I went down this path
On August 16 2006 16:02 {88}iNcontroL wrote: You say counterproductive, i say its a blessing. Whereas people were rambling on and on bickering over silly things, now people are like, "You know what, this doesnt really matter. JLIG"
I think the new era is far more concise and more readily cohesive for those of us who are willing to JLIG.
well what I meant was that people are saying "JLIG" a lot without actually doing it. Same amount of bickering, just with little "JLIG" appendages at the bottom
example for clarification:
"you are so stupid. you can't come to my pool party. JLIG"
"OMFG why do you always make these threads I hate you BAN?? JLIG" "DUDE JESUS CHRIST CHILL IT WAS A TOTALLY VALID POST OMFG JLIG!!"
I wouldnt attribute some huge purification to JLIG on tl.net .. but its completely harmless. Its an extra 4 letters that have the potential to curb pages of fucking peruvian debating.
here's a hypothetical question: (i watched 16 Blocks today)
there's a SERIOUS hurricane, and you stop at a bus station. there's an old woman, your BEST friend, and the girl of your dreams. you can only take one. what do you do?
This is very, very stupid. I know it's supposed to be so stupid it's funny but it's just not. All you guys go join a frat. You'll find people as desperate to fit in as you there I hope. You can't even use the phrase right, because you can't just let it go before you know what the it is.
Hmmm... but maybe I'm taking things to seriously... maybe I should Just Let It Go
BUT OH NOES!!! WHEN I SAY JUST LET IT GO I MEAN IM LETTING IT (MY HATE FOR JLIG) GO ON
Just stupid. But I guess it doesn't matter-_- burn lemmings bUrN
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