EPTzerg are too stupid to do well in real war.
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
zerg are too stupid to do well in real war. | ||
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IIICodeIIIIIII
China1101 Posts
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TheosEx
United States894 Posts
Napalm, which is pretty cheap, would rape all their asses raw... | ||
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QuietIdiot
7004 Posts
On August 05 2006 18:43 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote: in real life, marine micro and everything micro would be so much better. you can only micro zerg so much but with terran, once they aren't all IQ 50, they own. protoss in reality would be so fucking smart the war would be over before it starts. they'll have a huge computer calculate all the variations of everything that can happen in the war as if it was a perfect chess computer and find mate in 3985616353987. zerg are too stupid to do well in real war. wtf kerrigan ain't no dumb bitch, she has cerebrates that calculate and have extremely high intelligence levels, and they seriously outnumber any of the other 2 races relatively well. Protoss have already gotten fucked over by their religious antics, civill strife, and failure to change, despite their own intelligence. Btw, anyone notice the relationship between the history of native americans and the protoss?(and muslims o_O) Terrans with the confederacy? (c'mon the scvs are fucking black.) Zergs with darwinist principles? -____-; | ||
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testpat
United States565 Posts
Dead is dead, but mind controlled means having things done to you, that you would do to others if you could control them. | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On August 05 2006 14:33 X_LiNe wrote: To escape bad zergs we would change the name of our planet from "earth" to "aiur" and then tons of fanatics zealots (singing "MY LIFE FOR AIUR" ) would drop on the new aiur to kill all those ugly zergs and save humanity. 3/3 cracklings gg zealots no re^^" | ||
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
Btw, anyone notice the relationship between the history of native americans and the protoss?(and muslims o_O) Terrans with the confederacy? (c'mon the scvs are fucking black.) Zergs with darwinist principles? -____-; Hm... Interesting... Anyways, I'd be scared as hell of Protoss more than Zerg. I wouldn't want to get hit by a Phase Disrupter ball thingy (Dragoon attack). Especially if they just pimped my vulture and the Dragoon shoots at it... ;( "MY HOVERING RIMS!!!!!" | ||
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Alborz
Canada1551 Posts
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
On August 05 2006 02:44 gulii wrote: I would stim all the time. i'd bring a rubber string and a needle at all time too =p | ||
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artofmagic
United States1951 Posts
On August 05 2006 22:10 AngryLlama wrote: i'd bring a rubber string and a needle at all time too =p You mean a condom, for the medic  | ||
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DiNGo
United States91 Posts
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Last.Midnight
Australia906 Posts
Anyway, I'd fear Zerg more, but I'd still be scared of Protoss. The end. | ||
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fig_newbie
749 Posts
Confederate forces are way too weak to compete with either zerg or protoss directly. The best they can do is offer support to the protoss - who were losing miserably and would probably be dead w/o terran support. If earth alliance and confederacy joined forces though....humanity ftw | ||
Last Romantic
United States20661 Posts
I'd imagine they're pretty far advanced, too, since they have a few 100 years headstart on Confederates... | ||
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Kacas
Brazil3143 Posts
real life 1 ultralisk = size of 50 marines = gg | ||
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oneofthem
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
The names they give weapons are not accurate at all. The anti-matter torpedo thing at least should be as powerful as nukes. Like come on...>_> And the protoss can afford to warp in a pylon, why can't they use all that energy to, say, fire a big ass ball of plasma up the overmind's brain? Zerg really can't do much except through biological warfare (infecting via microorganisms) since they rely on chemical energy, whereas the other two races (should) have advanced nuclear energy sources. A protoss-esque race would be the aliens from independence day the movie, except with greater access to energy and stuff. I dont really get protoss fighting philosophy anyways, apparantly they'd rather use guys running around with advanced clubs and shamans casting weird spells instead of the antimatter torpedos and zomgdeathcannons. | ||
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Last Romantic
United States20661 Posts
Imagine PvZ imba the other way! If goons killed lings in one shot... T-T | ||
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oneofthem
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
But of course an interesting story doesn't have to be consistent or even make much sense. So I'll just shut up and go mumble in the corner now. | ||
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Alborz
Canada1551 Posts
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sTrAtO
Mexico1084 Posts
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