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Hi TeamLiquid, my name is hot_bid and im a troll. - Page 2

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e-money
Profile Joined November 2005
United States17 Posts
February 14 2006 05:08 GMT
#21
I am eagerly awaiting the weekend, for my "private party". It just seems that Kelly is looking at me in a different light today seeing as she seems to wink at me whenever I look at her. I'm kind of scared the boss will notice and get pissed off.

Today I am anticipating a great lunch of Chinese Chicken Salad and a root beer. It's already in the refrigerator waiting for me for lunchtime. I can't wait!

-E
maareek
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2042 Posts
February 14 2006 05:08 GMT
#22
I actually thought it was a semi-clever troll to begin with. Kinda boring now, though.
FrozenArbiter: Obless PvT master
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
February 14 2006 05:08 GMT
#23
nooooo don't ban him i like him =)
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
StormSnarlX
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States278 Posts
February 14 2006 05:09 GMT
#24
This is actually entertaining! ^^
Keep writing attention whore!!
Catz Forever <3
FroST(TE)
Profile Joined September 2004
United States909 Posts
February 14 2006 05:10 GMT
#25
lollllllll
PoorUser on LP
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-14 05:27:14
February 14 2006 05:11 GMT
#26
On February 14 2006 13:58 e-money wrote:
I ate a sandwich today. It had pesto and honey mustard, two of the condiments I enjoy applying the most. However, it was overcooked. Sigh. Just add that burnt toast to the laundry list of fucked up things in my life. Can anything go right for me? Nobody understands me. I am feeling so insignificant and insignificantly sucky right now. Don't try and talk to me about my many problems or my deep deep pain (but I will leave the option to comment on this entry) as you will never understand my life, which can be compared to a large, black, impenetreble wall that sucks all joy and blocks out the sun. I have put walls up around my heart and they have solidified over time and as a result of this solidification they (the walls) have become impenetrable. Kind of like a black wall that sucks out joy and blocks out the sun. An impenetrable one.

-E



fixed.


(from Hot_bid originally :p)
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20078 Posts
February 14 2006 05:11 GMT
#27
hahahaha i cant stop laughing. If any mod closes this thread or bans him there will be reprecussions.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
e-money
Profile Joined November 2005
United States17 Posts
February 14 2006 05:11 GMT
#28
Lunch was really good. The salad tasted kind of funny but that was probably just because I was in such a hurry to run out the door this morning that I forgot to brush. Oops. =)

Sigh. A little more than a day and the weekend is here. I just called my mom from work and asked her what is for dinner. She says we're having homemade macaroni and cheese. I'm really excited! Mmmm...

Oh yeah. While I'm here. I tried working out last night with some dumbells. I couldn't get past 20 pounds in each arm. I'm so scrawny! I give up. I'll never be buff.

I'm going home now. Take care!

-E
e-money
Profile Joined November 2005
United States17 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-14 05:12:56
February 14 2006 05:11 GMT
#29
Hey guys! The weekend is almost here! I'm soooo excited! Kelly has informed me (in a breathy voice) that the "party" is to be held tonight at 8 o'clock sharp. Looks like no weblog entry tonight!

I wonder how I am going to explain things to my mother if things run late though. I can figure that out later.

Today I went to Taco Bell and ordered a beef Meximelt. They are actually really good. Sometimes I like to buy a block of cheese from the supermarket and slice off a chunk, then stick it in the microwave for like 20 seconds. It's really good. Trust me.

I decided (thanks to your comments, whoever you are) to just tell my mom that I was leaving the house for a wild sexual encounter with an older woman from work. She'll understand. That's what moms are for.

Anyway, I gotta go. I am gonna pick up some 10 lb weights on the way home. Hopefully I will be able to heft those. (Probably not! =) ) I will tell you all how it went tomorrow!

Eagerly expecting ecstacy,

-E
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6773 Posts
February 14 2006 05:11 GMT
#30
LOL
what the hell is happening to teamliquid
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Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
February 14 2006 05:12 GMT
#31
hey guys i figured it cant be real coz it happens too fast :O
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
February 14 2006 05:13 GMT
#32
On February 14 2006 14:04 LegendaryDreams wrote:
wtf
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
February 14 2006 05:14 GMT
#33
hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah oh man this is the funniest thread ever ;P
Retired BW Noob
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-02-14 05:19:33
February 14 2006 05:19 GMT
#34
On February 14 2006 14:12 Yizuo wrote:
hey guys i figured it cant be real coz it happens too fast :O


lol hes making it like hes copying/pasting from some stupid xanga (thats the one with e-props right?)
UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
uT)Murray
Profile Joined July 2004
Finland359 Posts
February 14 2006 05:23 GMT
#35
lol these are interesting :D keep them coming ^_^
._.
DarkFenix
Profile Joined July 2003
217 Posts
February 14 2006 05:28 GMT
#36
WTF!!!

1-Get a life. OR
2-Get a livejournal account.

iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 14 2006 05:30 GMT
#37
is this stimey's next personality?
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
February 14 2006 05:32 GMT
#38
still, better than any of mitsy's threads
Victoria Concordia Crescit
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20078 Posts
February 14 2006 05:33 GMT
#39
On February 14 2006 14:28 DarkFenix wrote:
WTF!!!

1-Get a life. OR
2-Get a livejournal account.


Fuck off.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
February 14 2006 05:36 GMT
#40
Damn, he types fast.
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