Watery stools throughout the night, stomach cramps, and stomach still feels very bloated from last dinner, + lack of recent sleep.

Another question: Are there any websites that try to give a medical self-diagnosis?

Cokefreak

Finland8096 Posts

July 28 2012 00:02 GMT

Go see a doctor.

Najda

United States3765 Posts

July 28 2012 00:03 GMT

I diagnose that you need to see a doctor instead of asking the internet.

N.geNuity

United States5112 Posts

July 28 2012 00:06 GMT

lupus

B.I.G.

3251 Posts

July 28 2012 00:06 GMT

could you upload pictures of your stool for proper analysis?

ddengster

Singapore129 Posts

July 28 2012 00:07 GMT

doctors are expensive these days

Will wait to see if this continues before going to one

sapht

Sweden141 Posts

July 28 2012 00:08 GMT

spoiled food

RAGEMOAR The Pope

United States216 Posts

July 28 2012 00:11 GMT

It sounds like you broke your arm.

Nibbler89

884 Posts

July 28 2012 00:11 GMT

On July 28 2012 09:06 N.geNuity wrote:
lupus

sarcoidosis

Gogleion

United States534 Posts

July 28 2012 00:12 GMT

#10

On July 28 2012 09:06 N.geNuity wrote:
lupus

it's never lupus...

thoraxe

United States1449 Posts

July 28 2012 00:14 GMT

#11

It seems like you have a classical case of diarrhea.

Whitley

United States238 Posts

July 28 2012 00:17 GMT

#12

I have a bad case of Diarrhea

Linwelin

Ireland7554 Posts

July 28 2012 00:17 GMT

#13

Definitely a case of thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura

TheAmazombie

United States3714 Posts

July 28 2012 00:18 GMT

#14

It is NOT a tumor!

UmbraaeternuS

Chile476 Posts

July 28 2012 00:19 GMT

#15

As an MD I strongly suggest you go see your physician. Diagnosing over the internet, without performing a thorough, full physical examination is a thing of tales and fantasy.
GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR.

Konni

Germany3044 Posts

July 28 2012 00:20 GMT

#16

You can get pediatric electrolyte for the loss of water/minerals (cramps indicate that)
If it was bad food you could be ok tomorrow. If you aren't you probably have an infection and might need antibiotics (should go see a doctor for that)

Linwelin

Ireland7554 Posts

July 28 2012 00:21 GMT

#17

Or maybe heavy metal poisoning

Fishgle

United States2174 Posts

July 28 2012 00:38 GMT

#18

fuck, could be dysentery for all we now. Go see a doctor. I don't want you to end up like very game of Oregon Trail i've ever played.

TORTOISE

United States515 Posts

July 28 2012 00:50 GMT

#19

You have a urinary tract infection. You need to seek medicinal help immediately.

United States6173 Posts

July 28 2012 00:51 GMT

#20

On July 28 2012 09:19 UmbraaeternuS wrote:
As an MD I strongly suggest you go see your physician. Diagnosing over the internet, without performing a thorough, full physical examination is a thing of tales and fantasy.
GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR.

You got diagnosed by a doctor: You have a bad case of need-to-go-see-a-real-fucking-doctor.

EtherealDeath

United States8366 Posts

July 28 2012 00:51 GMT

#21

I've seen your case, which seems at first hand rather benign many times - the bacterial culture in your intestines out of control, resulting in excess gas production and generally fucked up digestion. This is because of a decrease in T-cell count, resulting from autoimmune responses or cell death.

In other words, you've either been exposed to something cell killing and possibly carcinogenic or else you have something autoimmune like HIV.

The proper response to either one is kind of grisly so I'll put it in spoilers.
+ Show Spoiler +

Go see a damn doctor, internet diagnosis is not something you want to rely on when you can feel something wrong with yourself. Examinations man, they cannot be done on the internet.