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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
This is Q&A with FakeSteve, about anything and everything. Personal questions, random curiosities, even advice. Fire away. | ||
Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:11 Excalibur_Z wrote: Hey FakeSteve how do you stay so cool? Comedy and guitar solos, man. Quick wit and quicker fingers. | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
Also,... boxers or briefs? | ||
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ChezGod
United States590 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:14 HeadBangaa wrote: FakeSteve, ur icon is teh pwnage. Guitar player, I presume? How long have you played, and what genres do you prefer? Also,... boxers or briefs? Yeah. I've played for about two years, but only seriously in the last six months or so. The guitar that is my icon is Eddie Van Halen's "Frankenstein", but I play an ESP Viper. The genre I prefer is heavy metal, like Maiden and Megadeth. also boxers | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:14 ChezGod wrote: Should sociologists try to discover why people commit crimes or figure out better ways to run prisons? Both are probably fruitless endeavors. Running a prison 'better' isnt really possible, because it's still just a detention center for criminals. Trying to figure out 'why' people commit crimes won't get you anywhere. It has too much to do with upbringing and moral fibre, two things which can't be controlled. | ||
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Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
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Wangsta
United States776 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:21 Excalibur_Z wrote: FakeSteve, I have noticed that you exhibit distinct mannerisms of goonery. Would you recommend the SomethingAwful forums to all TeamLiquidians, or do you believe that only a select few would be able to appreciate the awesomeity of that alternative Internet environment? I would rather 99% of TL stayed out, but a few people would probably make good additions. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:23 Wangsta wrote: what does TPR stand for Teeth Punching Robots | ||
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FeeLdAfuRy
Australia290 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:25 FeeLdAfuRy wrote: But surely fakesteve a persons' upbringing can be controlled atleast to a certain extent by limiting those sociological conditions proven to increase the likelihood of crime? there's just too many people for anything like that to be practical or affordable. | ||
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Chris307
3095 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:27 Chris307 wrote: When and how did you first discover that you are without a gag reflex? i was young and stupid okay | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:35 EvilTeletubby wrote: When are you going to do another MS Paint thread? i dunno, eventually | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:23 Wangsta wrote: what does TPR stand for One of the greatest threads ever. Steve; why do bad things happen to good people? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:36 EvilTeletubby wrote: One of the greatest threads ever. Steve; why do bad things happen to good people? Because in a lot of situations "Good people" is a synonym for "suckers". | ||
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camooT
United States1354 Posts
*waits for bant* | ||
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paper
13196 Posts
what is the point of life ;{ | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:44 camooT wrote: Justin Timberlake sings better than Bruce Dickinson *waits for bant* that isn't a question get the fuck out | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:44 ryuGie wrote: steve, what is the point of life ;{ get drunk and play guitar, son | ||
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FirstProbe
1206 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
As a follow-up question; Who the fuck is Bruce Dickinson? | ||
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AK-Nemesis
2005 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:46 FirstProbe wrote: why do I suck fakesteve? I'm pretty sure you don't, at least not as far as I could see | ||
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camooT
United States1354 Posts
question can we have an audio file of you singing? | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:46 Rekrul wrote: whats my ideal job Clothing model for the Big and Tall Catalog. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:46 Rekrul wrote: whats my ideal job I would say anything that lets you feel like you're helping people out, as terrifying as people like to pretend you are around here. I would say writer but i don't think that's hands-on enough for you, though you'd be suited for it since you write well and you're pretty wise for how long you've been around. edit also you could be a huge faggot for a living in movies where you're a huge fag and you make love to another huge fag cocks cocks cocks | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:47 EvilTeletubby wrote: Ok Trebek, Why is Justin Timberlake a better singer than Bruce Dickinson? As a follow-up question; Who the fuck is Bruce Dickinson? Lead singer from Iron Maiden, and all-around amazing vocalist these days. His voice has changed a lot from the old days of Number of the Beast. | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:47 AK-Nemesis wrote: fakesteve, is the meaning of life not 42? no | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:49 camooT wrote: ok. question can we have an audio file of you singing? probably not im pretty lazy | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:49 HeadBangaa wrote: Like you, I sport the ESP Viper. Does this produce a rub-off effect of your charm? good man, they're solid guitars. I love the sound I get out of mine. And yeah, it makes you awesome by proxy. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:52 Rekrul wrote: what is my life expectancy death no later than 35 | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:56 Rekrul wrote: what are my plans tonight you're either going to drink, play poker, or hang yourself in a hotel room | ||
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IcedEarth
United States3661 Posts
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GranDim
Canada1214 Posts
Who would it be? | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
Im a bass player myself, do you play bass at all? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:15 IcedEarth wrote: What's your myspace? :D http://www.myspace.com/30604789 lol | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:21 GranDim wrote: If you had to ban someone with 2k+ posts to not be banned yourself would you do it? Who would it be? I'd really like to ban rpf289 just because he's a mincing little twat | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:22 OverTheUnder wrote: Top 5 Guitarists of all time, in order if u can gogo:D Im a bass player myself, do you play bass at all? top 5 of all time is way too hard to do properly my top 5 guitarists are Randy Rhoads Eddie Van Halen Dave Mustaine Slash Dimebag probably in that order | ||
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camooT
United States1354 Posts
your opinion on folk music | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:24 camooT wrote: can we see the picture of you dancing on the dancefloor in san fran? your opinion on folk music I don't have it, but someone on the forum probably does. Folk music is good if its actually well-written and technically sound. Unfortunately there are too many hacks who write a song about native americans and package it as 'folk' music because they aren't talented enough to do any better. | ||
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ahk-gosu
Korea (South)2099 Posts
and is your name steve?  | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:30 ahk-gosu wrote: if your the fakesteve. who is the real steve? and is your name steve? draeger yes | ||
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FuDDx
United States5008 Posts
ritz or wheat thins? and the last if you could shrink down enough to ride a paper airplane would you ride a glider pappperairplane or a dart papper airplane? speacking of little pepole ever watch the littles carttonn? tails... | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:40 FuDDx wrote: are you not eager for the book A Feast Of Crows ? ritz or wheat thins? and the last if you could shrink down enough to ride a paper airplane would you ride a glider pappperairplane or a dart papper airplane? speacking of little pepole ever watch the littles carttonn? tails... i don't know what half of this means | ||
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hasublack
Finland79 Posts
The holiday will last for a week, so.. i know we are going to have wild sex but, .. hows the sex like and what position are we going to fuck? how many orgasms will she have? thanks fakesteve. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:46 hasublack wrote: im going to a trip next wednesday, i have this beautiful girl whos really waiting for me. The holiday will last for a week, so.. i know we are going to have wild sex but, .. hows the sex like and what position are we going to fuck? how many orgasms will she have? thanks fakesteve. awkward, and missionary. probably none. | ||
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tiffany
3664 Posts
A patient enters the hospital with an invasive tumor of the midface involving largely skin, cartilage, and bone. The tumor is resected by the head & neck surgeon with clear margins. The patient received postoperative irradiation to ameliorate any residing metastases. The patient possesses a large midface defect. As a tissue engineer, you are working with the reconstructive surgeons to create a construct that will fill the defect. You think that a new form of hydroxyapatite (HA) that you have developed will permit the formation of a three dimensional construct that will integrate well with the patient’s anatomy. The new form of HA is functionalized with osteoblast (OB, bone forming cell) adhesion peptides. The material is denoted HA-OB. An obvious design question is whether HA-OB possesses the mechanical strength required to support the midface. You decide to conduct a uniaxial tensile test of a 2 cm diameter, 3 cm long cylindrical core of HA-OB using an Instron. A 100 kg mass is used as the load. The HA-OB elongates 30%. (a) What is the Young’s modulus for the HA-OB? (b) Based on the Young's modulus you decide that HA-OB meets your mechanical design constraints. A 3D construct is fabricated and is ready for the operating room. What major constraint may limit survival and integration of the construct (which is seeded with osteoblasts) with the patient's anatomy? Explain why. (c) In another application related to bone repair, poly(lactic acid) (PLA) is being investigated for its use in bone pins, as a multifunctional material that helps correct bone defects and fractures. Its two main functions are to provide mechanical support and to release bone growth factors to stimulate growth. What property of PLA can be readily modified to give it the appropriate mechanical strength? Explain why. (d) For this particular application, what relative level of crystallinity (high semicrystalline; low = amorphous) would enable PLA to effectively release the bone growth factors over time? Why? (e) Keeping your answer above in mind, describe the properties of PLA that contribute to its crystallinity and its ability to deliver growth factors in the desired way. What processing conditions could help reinforce these properties in PLA? How do these help? | ||
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FuDDx
United States5008 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:41 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: i don't know what half of this means All right ill try to be understandable. Do you prefer Ritz crackers or wheat thins crackers (maybe you dont have these)? Feast Of Crows is the 4th book in George R.R. Martins Song of Ice and Fire set.(great books read them) the 4th book was supposed to have been out more than 2 years ago. If for some reason you could shrink yourself so small you could ride on a papper airplane would you prefer a straight fast flying one or one that would spiral and glide floating and weaving on the air? Do you like chiuahuas?(sp) | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:55 tiffany wrote: a problem from my homework set: A patient enters the hospital with an invasive tumor of the midface involving largely skin, cartilage, and bone. The tumor is resected by the head & neck surgeon with clear margins. The patient received postoperative irradiation to ameliorate any residing metastases. The patient possesses a large midface defect. As a tissue engineer, you are working with the reconstructive surgeons to create a construct that will fill the defect. You think that a new form of hydroxyapatite (HA) that you have developed will permit the formation of a three dimensional construct that will integrate well with the patient’s anatomy. The new form of HA is functionalized with osteoblast (OB, bone forming cell) adhesion peptides. The material is denoted HA-OB. An obvious design question is whether HA-OB possesses the mechanical strength required to support the midface. You decide to conduct a uniaxial tensile test of a 2 cm diameter, 3 cm long cylindrical core of HA-OB using an Instron. A 100 kg mass is used as the load. The HA-OB elongates 30%. (a) What is the Young’s modulus for the HA-OB? (b) Based on the Young's modulus you decide that HA-OB meets your mechanical design constraints. A 3D construct is fabricated and is ready for the operating room. What major constraint may limit survival and integration of the construct (which is seeded with osteoblasts) with the patient's anatomy? Explain why. (c) In another application related to bone repair, poly(lactic acid) (PLA) is being investigated for its use in bone pins, as a multifunctional material that helps correct bone defects and fractures. Its two main functions are to provide mechanical support and to release bone growth factors to stimulate growth. What property of PLA can be readily modified to give it the appropriate mechanical strength? Explain why. (d) For this particular application, what relative level of crystallinity (high semicrystalline; low = amorphous) would enable PLA to effectively release the bone growth factors over time? Why? (e) Keeping your answer above in mind, describe the properties of PLA that contribute to its crystallinity and its ability to deliver growth factors in the desired way. What processing conditions could help reinforce these properties in PLA? How do these help? the patient is fucked euthanasia | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:58 FuDDx wrote: All right ill try to be understandable. Do you prefer Ritz crackers or wheat thins crackers (maybe you dont have these)? Feast Of Crows is the 4th book in George R.R. Martins Song of Ice and Fire set.(great books read them) the 4th book was supposed to have been out more than 2 years ago. If for some reason you could shrink yourself so small you could ride on a papper airplane would you prefer a straight fast flying one or one that would spiral and glide floating and weaving on the air? Do you like chiuahuas?(sp) Ritz, I eat a lot of them. Never heard of him. The fast one. I fucking hate chihuahuas. | ||
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1INK
United States630 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:40 FuDDx wrote: ritz or wheat thins? i can answer this one wheat thins oh shit he decided to answer it i figures i asks a question just so post isnt useless are the subs in FF7 AC the least bit confusing? (no spoiler please) | ||
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BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
Today, I arose from my peaceful slumber to the sound of teeth chewing through my various plants. I pushed the marble statue of myself down the stairs, so the beasts would think I'd fallen down, and hopefully would continue munching, blissfully unaware that I was climbing onto the roof with my electronic crossbow. (its cool, it has a cell phone and mp3 player). Yet when I got to the roof, they were nowhere to be seen, like jewish people at a "manual labor" festival. My question for you, Sir, is how do I rid myself and my bountiful garden of these creatures? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 01:03 1INK wrote: i can answer this one wheat thins oh shit he decided to answer it i figures i asks a question just so post isnt useless are the subs in FF7 AC the least bit confusing? (no spoiler please) haven't seen it | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 01:04 BroOd wrote: So Fakesteve, the other day I'm in my back yard, driving golf balls toward the local pre-school, when I notice some chipmunks digging around in my garden. I darted over, scooped one up and snapped its neck like I was opening a snapple bottle. Benevolent man that I am, I assumed the gentle creatures would learn from my cautionary example, pack their things and go. Today, I arose from my peaceful slumber to the sound of teeth chewing through my various plants. I pushed the marble statue of myself down the stairs, so the beasts would think I'd fallen down, and hopefully would continue munching, blissfully unaware that I was climbing onto the roof with my electronic crossbow. (its cool, it has a cell phone and mp3 player). Yet when I got to the roof, they were nowhere to be seen, like jewish people at a "manual labor" festival. My question for you, Sir, is how do I rid myself and my bountiful garden of these creatures? What the fuck is a chipmunk? Didn't we already have the LSD talk | ||
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camooT
United States1354 Posts
wait did you already answer this in my other thread whatever answer it again | ||
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BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
On September 28 2005 01:12 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: What the fuck is a chipmunk? Didn't we already have the LSD talk It's a devient rodent. ![[image loading]](http://www.ianai.net/jokes/chipmunk-hits-bowl.jpeg) | ||
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drc
Finland261 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 01:13 camooT wrote: i'm getting an acoustic guitar, any recommendations? how about electric? electric-acoustic? i'm looking in the 200-300 price range for acoustic, 300-400 for electric. wait did you already answer this in my other thread whatever answer it again acoustic, Ibanez electric, get yourself a cheap Strat for a decent quality beginner's guitar | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 01:16 drc wrote: what do you think of ovvi? I don't | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 01:14 BroOd wrote: It's a devient rodent. replace marijuana with chunks of Mister Clean Magic Eraser. Dead rodent. | ||
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FalliNinLove
Slovakia865 Posts
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ffswowsucks
Greece2294 Posts
This year I got a refer in my university. Basically I passed 5 out of my 8 units and they told me I cant proceed to year 2 without passing 1 more unit. Thing is I failed 2 of 3 units because I gave my assignments later BUT i gave extenuating circumstances form but didnt get accepted in some units but in other units it did get accepted. So what I did is I appealed in order to let me proceed to level 2 because I know I can pass them units. Right now I am anxiously waiting for the appeal results. Advice I want from you. The worst thing that could happen is the appeal not be accepted and I ll have to wait almost 1 year to give 2 exams and 1 assignment to pass to level 2. Problem is my parents tell me they dont wanna send me any money if this happens and that I should go back to Greece and forget about university. My thought was if the worst happens to stay in UK and find a job, lol then maybe my parents will see I am a grown up and maybe send me some money. Also if i go to classes for these 3 units its gonna be free and only 3 hours/week. So basically my parents tell me that if I am to spend their money for 1 year only to give 3 units do something in my life and dont be a lazy bum. So what do u think | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 01:46 FalliNinLove wrote: How many times in a hour u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion? Disgusting | ||
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kidd
United States2848 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 01:48 ffswowsucks wrote: Ok so FaveSteve im expecting your advice on this one. This year I got a refer in my university. Basically I passed 5 out of my 8 units and they told me I cant proceed to year 2 without passing 1 more unit. Thing is I failed 2 of 3 units because I gave my assignments later BUT i gave extenuating circumstances form but didnt get accepted in some units but in other units it did get accepted. So what I did is I appealed in order to let me proceed to level 2 because I know I can pass them units. Right now I am anxiously waiting for the appeal results. Advice I want from you. The worst thing that could happen is the appeal not be accepted and I ll have to wait almost 1 year to give 2 exams and 1 assignment to pass to level 2. Problem is my parents tell me they dont wanna send me any money if this happens and that I should go back to Greece and forget about university. My thought was if the worst happens to stay in UK and find a job, lol then maybe my parents will see I am a grown up and maybe send me some money. Also if i go to classes for these 3 units its gonna be free and only 3 hours/week. So basically my parents tell me that if I am to spend their money for 1 year only to give 3 units do something in my life and dont be a lazy bum. So what do u think Hmm. This is the point in your life where you realize the free ride is over. If you really want to do what you're doing right now, you'll find a way to make it work (in your case getting a job to pay for it yourself). Although, if you're seriously considering moving home if your parents say you should, you should ask yourself how much you really want to be where you are. If you've decided already that this is what you want to be doing, yeah, get a job. Don't let your parents slow you down, you've got to cut the umbilical cord sometime. Sounds like you'll have a lot of free time before you get back into class if the appeal isn't accepted, so take it easy, enjoy yourself. Make sure you've got the money under control though, set yourself a budget or you might find yourself back at home because you simply can't afford what you want to do. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 01:57 kidd wrote: Whats the dumbest/funniest thing you have ever done? Heh... Lost my shoes in San Fransisco in a drunken stupor. | ||
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Konni
Germany3044 Posts
I found this: Zia's Details Status: Single Steve, what happened to eri? | ||
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Muhweli
Finland5328 Posts
If you cross the international dateline on your birthday, will you still get presents ? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 02:19 Konni wrote: I found this: Zia's Details Status: Single Steve, what happened to eri? Did you miss the "CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE" part? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 02:21 Muhweli wrote: I've asked this before without an answer (from rek among others): If you cross the international dateline on your birthday, will you still get presents ? I can't answer this I'll get in trouble with the government | ||
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maVi
Germany542 Posts
- Germany - Poland - France? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 02:35 maVi wrote: What do you think about ppl from - Germany - Poland - France? Great Every Polish guy I've ever met has been pretty unfriendly The french annoy the piss out of me | ||
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Konni
Germany3044 Posts
On September 28 2005 02:24 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: Did you miss the "CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE" part? Nono, but thats not .. oh wait. The resulting question is too boring. So you'll get another one instead: Steve, what is the best way to live a happy life? You could also explain the meaning of life while you're at it! | ||
XaI)CyRiC
United States4471 Posts
What are your plans for the next 10 years? How similar is your TL.net persona to your actual self? | ||
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ffswowsucks
Greece2294 Posts
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Blue.Turtle
United States27 Posts
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Resonate
United Kingdom8402 Posts
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FalliNinLove
Slovakia865 Posts
Well Yes actually but its not me that is doin it  | ||
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FalliNinLove
Slovakia865 Posts
Is it a) House, Car, 8hour work, Wife, 2 Children b) Something more? c) Else.... | ||
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Chris307
3095 Posts
It's perfectly natural to... want to u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion many times in a hour. | ||
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karelen
Sweden2407 Posts
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drc
Finland261 Posts
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Izenra
Canada679 Posts
On September 28 2005 05:18 Chris307 wrote: Celine Dion happens to be a beautiful human I dunno about that. On September 28 2005 05:18 Chris307 wrote: with a beautiful voice. Yea probably, but not much different from american Idol stuff. On September 28 2005 05:18 Chris307 wrote: It's perfectly natural to... want to u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion many times in a hour. Now I strongly disagree and am grossed by that. Fakesteve : question : How to you restreint(?) yourself to not punch dumb people in the face? | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On September 28 2005 07:46 Izenra wrote: question : How to you restreint(?) yourself to not punch dumb people in the face? Easy; he has robots do it for him. | ||
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CCHS
United States614 Posts
On September 28 2005 03:23 Blue.Turtle wrote: Steve i'm a fat american ugly highschool boy. How do i get a girlfriend? ROFL!!!! | ||
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CCHS
United States614 Posts
On September 28 2005 05:18 Chris307 wrote: Celine Dion happens to be a beautiful human being with a beautiful voice. It's perfectly natural to... want to u masturbate over a picture of Celine Dion many times in a hour.  ROFLMFAO | ||
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
Already set as my signature. | ||
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iNsaNe-
Finland5201 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
FIRE ZE MISSILES? | ||
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HaiVan
Bulgaria1698 Posts
On September 28 2005 03:23 Blue.Turtle wrote: Steve i'm a fat american ugly highschool boy. How do i get a girlfriend? You don't. | ||
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True_Spike
Poland3423 Posts
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Return
Ivory Coast856 Posts
where are you we miss you >,.< and how doomed is Chris in the Celine Dion case? | ||
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tomson
Poland641 Posts
On September 28 2005 02:36 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: Every Polish guy I've ever met has been pretty unfriendly What did I ever do to you ? :< | ||
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HeavenS
Colombia2259 Posts
What would happen if he took Ecstacy? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 03:12 XaI)CyRiC wrote: How would you describe each TL.net staff member in 1-2 sentences? If you're not sure who counts as staff, then name whatever staff comes to mind. What are your plans for the next 10 years? How similar is your TL.net persona to your actual self? too long don't know pretty similar | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 03:18 ffswowsucks wrote: to the post with the nationalities want to add what u think of greeks my barber is greek | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 03:23 Blue.Turtle wrote: Steve i'm a fat american ugly highschool boy. How do i get a girlfriend? As soon as you stop giving a shit that you're ugly, and take some steps to get rid of the fat, your confidence will skyrocket. Seriously go for a jog every morning you'll be in shape pretty quick unless you're a tugboat right now. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 03:53 Resonate wrote: call or fold? Kojack with AQ4 flop and been moved all-in by the short-stack... He's aggressive all game but it's not worked out for him. four outs lol | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 05:01 FalliNinLove wrote: Q: What is that u want from your life??? Is it a) House, Car, 8hour work, Wife, 2 Children b) Something more? c) Else.... I don't know. I don't really care what I have as long as I'm happy | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 06:26 karelen wrote: why is there always one sock missing when i do my laundry? where do they go? and most importantly can we expect a massive attack from renegade socks anytime in the near future? No, you just missed a few because your room is such a dump. Go clean up, you slob | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 07:07 drc wrote: would you like to have a smaller penis? No | ||
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ColdSoup
United States447 Posts
What type of soup? What in your soup, cheese? crackers? Cambells or Other.. Will you marry me? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 07:46 Izenra wrote: question : How to you restreint(?) yourself to not punch dumb people in the face? With random people on the street, i don't tap the glass. Let 'em be stupid, who gives a shit. Among people I know, we all have a good laugh when someone does something stupid. I don't have to worry about it much | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 09:01 iNsaNe- wrote: Steve how do I have sex with an umbrella? cut a hole in it silly | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 09:25 IntoTheWow wrote: If you could visit 5 TL.net members right now (which you dont know already), Who would they be? FIRE ZE MISSILES? The only TL member who lives where I do is Zerius, so... Rekrul, Eri, Excal, ETT, aaaaaand... Dave | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 10:02 True_Spike wrote: Will you marry me? ; ) only for tax purposes | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 10:07 Return wrote: will you marry True_Spike? where are you we miss you >,.< and how doomed is Chris in the Celine Dion case? only for tax purposes i'm dead call the coffin maker please chris has odd tastes and will for the rest of his life. he can't help it leave him alone oh god | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
Oh, right, except tomson, who is absolutely adorable seriously tomson is the man he was really friendly in SF other than him though mostly unfriendly | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 10:37 eG)HeavenS wrote: Is Jesus coming back? What would happen if he took Ecstacy? Dude when he said he was "going to the store" he really meant "ditching on you and your mother". Learn to face reality. HE WOULD BE SOOOOOOOO HAPPY | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 11:30 ColdSoup wrote: Which do you prefer, hot or cold soup? What type of soup? What in your soup, cheese? crackers? Cambells or Other.. Will you marry me? I don't eat soup, so no I won't marry you | ||
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greatmeh
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EvilTeletubby
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On September 28 2005 11:33 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: The only TL member who lives where I do is Zerius, so... Rekrul, Eri, Excal, ETT, aaaaaand... Dave Holy shit. <3 !!! | ||
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ItchReliever
2489 Posts
First experiences can be defining. Cite a first experience that you have had and explain its impact on you. | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On September 28 2005 13:47 ItchReliever wrote: Discuss a current international issue which demonstrates how international affairs and business intersect. First experiences can be defining. Cite a first experience that you have had and explain its impact on you. He's not going to do your homework. | ||
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ItchReliever
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 13:47 ItchReliever wrote: Discuss a current international issue which demonstrates how international affairs and business intersect. First experiences can be defining. Cite a first experience that you have had and explain its impact on you. too long to answer since i'm at work right now but i'll tackle it when i get home but to the rest of you fire away cuz i have internet at work ha ha ha slacking off is A+ | ||
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Manit0u
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Ok, last time I've been at the wedding (2days ago) I met this really awesome girl (well, I wouldn't give her 10/10 for appeareance - at most 7-8/10, but I'd give her 10/10 for personality). What's important here for 3/4 time I've seen her (we've been dancing, hugging, drinking, talking etc. for the whole evening) I was AT LEAST intoxicated and I've ended very stoned (measure: sober - extremely oliviated, if you played any MUD's before you'll understand it perfectly). I liked the girl very much. Problems: She lives over 100 miles away. I don't have a car or a driver's license. Questions: Do you believe in the 'long distance' relationships (I don't, but I've never tried it before)? I'm going to meet her this weekend to verify my first impression (smart choice). If it won't be as good as it (the first impression): Should I dump her? Should I meet with her again to 'double check' my choice? Lame questions but I'm in a lame situation about now (or I think it's lame because I'm a bit drunk). And if I look at the questions above it becomes more and more lame  | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 15:24 vGl-CoW wrote: Steve, how come I'm so ridiculously awesome? belgian beef, man | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 15:29 OhThatDang wrote: where do you work, and why? I work at The Source, because it pays well | ||
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-=SWM=-
Canada306 Posts
What is your actual penis size? When one is tired of sleeping around with bar chicks, how does one go about looking for a substantial relationship type find instead of your average weekend slut? Have you ever slept with an older woman? if so how old is the oldest? Edit: Why does meat not follow up on the Change my name please thread, Ive requested a name change :/ ? Cheers | ||
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SproutBoy
Australia382 Posts
On September 28 2005 00:24 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: Your an idiot, jimie hendrix shat on all of those.top 5 of all time is way too hard to do properly my top 5 guitarists are Randy Rhoads Eddie Van Halen Dave Mustaine Slash Dimebag probably in that order | ||
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IntoTheWow
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On September 28 2005 16:29 DarkGhost]Coon[ wrote: lol pink guitar emo guy rofl 50 cent. word. rofl | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 16:22 SproutBoy wrote: Your an idiot, jimie hendrix shat on all of those. If you really think Jimi Hendrix was better than Randy Rhoads you need to stop listening to other people and pick up a guitar, son | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 16:15 -=SWM=- wrote: What is your personal preference in women ( skinny, a little thick, Large, XXL , personality traits etc.) What is your actual penis size? When one is tired of sleeping around with bar chicks, how does one go about looking for a substantial relationship type find instead of your average weekend slut? Have you ever slept with an older woman? if so how old is the oldest? Edit: Why does meat not follow up on the Change my name please thread, Ive requested a name change :/ ? Cheers Ideal woman would be half-asian, about my height or a bit taller (I'm 5'9), preferably with killer body. She would have to be as sarcastic and cynical as I am or we'd never get along in the long run. Six and a half or so, probably the average I don't know, i'm in the same place myself only like 25 or so i dunno, PM him | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 16:09 MhX wrote: Who is Mike Jones? who cares | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
On September 28 2005 16:30 mr2hot4u15 wrote: why is john frusciante so incredible at chord progression, creating songs, and improvisation? *especially when paired with flea answer to manit0us question is fuck the girl like an animal as soon as possible also, why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers kick so much ass in general? edit: format issues | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 16:04 Manit0u wrote: Background: Ok, last time I've been at the wedding (2days ago) I met this really awesome girl (well, I wouldn't give her 10/10 for appeareance - at most 7-8/10, but I'd give her 10/10 for personality). What's important here for 3/4 time I've seen her (we've been dancing, hugging, drinking, talking etc. for the whole evening) I was AT LEAST intoxicated and I've ended very stoned (measure: sober - extremely oliviated, if you played any MUD's before you'll understand it perfectly). I liked the girl very much. Problems: She lives over 100 miles away. I don't have a car or a driver's license. Questions: Do you believe in the 'long distance' relationships (I don't, but I've never tried it before)? I'm going to meet her this weekend to verify my first impression (smart choice). If it won't be as good as it (the first impression): Should I dump her? Should I meet with her again to 'double check' my choice? Lame questions but I'm in a lame situation about now (or I think it's lame because I'm a bit drunk). And if I look at the questions above it becomes more and more lame Take it easy, man. Enjoy yourself when she's not around, but hook up when you can if she's as great as you think she is. Either just hang out until you get a driver's license or just fuck like rabbits for a few months, either way just cool off, have some fun. Don't get hung up on her if you're not going to see her very much, there's just no point. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 15:50 randomKo_Orean wrote: if you could have sex with any human being, what would be your top 5? Uhhh.. Mila Jovovich, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Elisha Cuthbert aaaaaaaaand.... Grace Park, even though I've never even seen the show she's on | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 16:30 mr2hot4u15 wrote: why is john frusciante so incredible at chord progression, creating songs, and improvisation? *especially when paired with flea answer to manit0us question is fuck the girl like an animal as soon as possible Who knows Flea is pretty good though | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 16:45 Luhh wrote: ...Who's the real Steve..? read the thread | ||
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OverTheUnder
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 16:55 Liquid`Drone wrote: why are people using this thread for relationship advice? because i'm a stud, baby | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:02 new_construct wrote: why did u make this thread? i was kind of hoping you'd ask me a question becase you're kind of my hero | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:04 Blue.Turtle wrote: if you were stuck on a desert island and HAD to pick a teamliquid member to be with you there, who would you pick? Zerius | ||
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inc
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favorite scandinavian country? favorite man-whore? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:10 inc wrote: what thoughts pops up in your mind when you think of the scandinavian countrys? favorite scandinavian country? favorite man-whore? Vikings, Norway, Eri | ||
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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Does Gatorade really rehydrate me better than plain water? Why is Dave Mustaine so awesome? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 17:14 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: Why am I not on your list of 5 TL.net members to meet? I am clearly a better choice than ETT, or Dave, so please explain. (We both have a near worship of Dave Mustaine) Does Gatorade really rehydrate me better than plain water? Why is Dave Mustaine so awesome? Don't be a woman. It probaby doesn't do much more than water can for what your physical requirements are Quick wit and quicker fingers. | ||
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inc
Sweden889 Posts
piss? melon? cameltoe? smörgåsbord? bagel? afghanistan? afghan? afgh? afg? brainpool? liverpool? canadian cocks? spanish boners? bolivian asses? hairdryer? foot? feet? inch? robot? true? false? quick answer plz, very important | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:16 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: Don't be a woman. It probaby doesn't do much more than water can for what your physical requirements are Quick wit and quicker fingers. Could you explain how I'm being a woman? My level of awesome far surpasses all but Rekrul (just because he can ban me and he's kinda rich). Could you elaborate on the "quick wit and quick fingers?" | ||
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HaiVan
Bulgaria1698 Posts
On September 28 2005 16:22 SproutBoy wrote: Your an idiot, jimie hendrix shat on all of those. ololooolololol!!!11~1!! dude u cant even write Jimi Hendrix correctly! | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 17:17 inc wrote: shit? piss? melon? cameltoe? smörgåsbord? bagel? afghanistan? afghan? afgh? afg? brainpool? liverpool? canadian cocks? spanish boners? bolivian asses? hairdryer? foot? feet? inch? robot? true? false? quick answer plz, very important no no sometimes yeah yes yes no no what what what gogogo huge not huge no no no no 6.5 punch yes no | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:17 FlavOrs wrote: when are you going to do weekly reports, that shit was great never | ||
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Chogs_User
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Why do you wake up feeling really alert on exam days even if you were up until 3am studying? Why are only the most retarded kinds of music played so loudly in open places? Snap, crackle, or pop? and why? Why did these losers schedule me for a 5:45pm-6:30pm 4 days a week? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:18 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: Could you explain how I'm being a woman? My level of awesome far surpasses all but Rekrul (just because he can ban me and he's kinda rich). Could you elaborate on the "quick wit and quick fingers?" obviously there are more than 5 people on TL i would like to meet, don't cry because you didn't make top 5. There are reasons why those 5 are the top. He's a smart guy and he plays guitar like nobody else. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:25 ThePol002 wrote: you are my fucking hero. Why? maybe you have good taste | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:27 Chogs_User wrote: What happened to Talith? Why do you wake up feeling really alert on exam days even if you were up until 3am studying? Why are only the most retarded kinds of music played so loudly in open places? Snap, crackle, or pop? and why? Why did these losers schedule me for a 5:45pm-6:30pm 4 days a week? Dunno Being tired is psychological a lot of the time They may be retarded to you, but that doesn't stop them from being well-liked by everyone else. Rice Krispies are nasty and elves are for faggots Because you are their scutwork bitch | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:28 Haemonculus wrote: Fakesteve, what would you do with your army of darkness? Ask ETT about my army | ||
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IntoTheWow
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:38 IntoTheWow wrote: Highfive? dude | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:45 L!MP wrote: what is the meaning of life? I'm 19 years old. The meaning of my life is "Drink, Fuck, and Play Guitar". | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:22 Liquid`Drone wrote: sickoflife im pretty fucking able to ban you too Were you on there? If so, clearly, I don't touch your awesomeness.. Yeesh. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 17:51 decafchicken wrote: Evolution or Creationism? Evolution, but I really don't care | ||
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On September 28 2005 17:58 OhThatDang wrote: if you were having a great night and you came home with a girl and she said "I want you inside of me" what would you do..and you don't gotta condom take a rain check, she'll want me later too | ||
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On September 28 2005 18:11 inc wrote: what the fuck? ive never had sex with a condom except for the first time, not saying its good or anything but i can only see one answer to that question I don't fuck without a condom common sense, bud | ||
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Halford Mustaine Dickinson | ||
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Sweden889 Posts
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BG1
Canada1550 Posts
On September 28 2005 18:20 inc wrote: if you had 50 million dollars infront of you, and a guy told you "if you fuck this 84 years old man, with poo hanging out of his ass for 25 minutes this money is yours" what would you do? There's plenty of worse things you would do for 50 mil lol | ||
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Izenra
Canada679 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 18:16 BG1 wrote: Who is your daddy and what does he do? Steve Cheverie, helicopter pilot/engineer | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 18:19 DarkGhost]Coon[ wrote: Who would you rather take it in the ass from: Halford Mustaine Dickinson Get out | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 18:20 inc wrote: if you had 50 million dollars infront of you, and a guy told you "if you fuck this 84 years old man, with poo hanging out of his ass for 25 minutes this money is yours" what would you do? Who knows, it would never happen | ||
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On September 28 2005 19:21 PuertoRican wrote: Steve, are you bi-polar? No, but I chose to approach this thread with manners and tact. | ||
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oPtioNaLk
Korea (South)564 Posts
How many shares of Berkshire Hathaway should I buy? Why? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 19:33 oPtioNaLk wrote: Pepsi or Coca Cola? How many shares of Berkshire Hathaway should I buy? Why? I like Coke better As far as I can tell Berkshire Hathaway is low-risk, but mediocre profit, just because of what they are. It's not like there will be any breakthroughs in the insurance industry anytime soon, and they always, always make money, especially since they're affiliated with Geico. Depends on what you want to do, then. More shares equals more money, but you'll be hard-pressed to make any real cash off of it unless you put a lot of money down. I might be way off base though, consult a stock broker. | ||
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k3fka
Argentina1267 Posts
how many times a day you handjob? Does michael Jackson turn you on? Are you zias friend for getting laid purposes? Christina or Britney(before the pregnancy)? van dame or stallone? Vin diesel or scharzenegger? | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 20:15 k3fka wrote: Steve , wtf is joe black? how many times a day you handjob? Does michael Jackson turn you on? Are you zias friend for getting laid purposes? Christina or Britney(before the pregnancy)? van dame or stallone? Vin diesel or scharzenegger? Who the fuck is "scharzenegger?" | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 20:15 k3fka wrote: Steve , wtf is joe black? how many times a day you handjob? Does michael Jackson turn you on? Are you zias friend for getting laid purposes? Christina or Britney(before the pregnancy)? van dame or stallone? Vin diesel or scharzenegger? Who knows What? What? I've never been within 500 miles of zia Sluts STALLONE SCHWARZENEGGER | ||
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On September 28 2005 20:33 Gryffindor_us wrote: Steve, what do you think of me? I don't mind you one way or another | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On September 28 2005 17:32 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: There are reasons why those 5 are the top. I know I'm awesome and the leader of your fan club, by why would you want to meet me over some other people? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 20:46 EvilTeletubby wrote: I know I'm awesome and the leader of your fan club, by why would you want to meet me over some other people? you're a cool guy, i think you'd be fun to hang out with | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On September 28 2005 20:48 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: you're a cool guy, i think you'd be fun to hang out with Nah, I'm boring as shit IRL. We'd probably just end up going to a strip bar or something. | ||
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Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On September 28 2005 21:02 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: as long as you don't giggle and snort and talk about the internet all day wtf Yeah we'd get along then. | ||
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Oxygen
Canada3581 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: This is a thread where I will answer any question at all. It won't be full of 'fucks' and 'shits', and it won't be full of quick one-liners. This is Q&A with FakeSteve, about anything and everything. Personal questions, random curiosities, even advice. Fire away. What kind of pornography do you like? | ||
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The regular stuff, no crazy fetishes here | ||
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IntoTheWow
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What look woudl you use? malmsteem like? Dickison like? your own? EXPLAIN. | ||
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ColdSoup
United States447 Posts
What do you think of primus? What do you think of the newer metal scence aka Hardcore/Metalcore? What is your ideal band ie. drummer, vocalist, bassist, guitar, another guitar if you like, keytar if you like, hehe its your band just tell me. Oh and New rock or Classic rock? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 21:19 ColdSoup wrote: Whats better old metallica or new metallica? What do you think of primus? What do you think of the newer metal scence aka Hardcore/Metalcore? What is your ideal band ie. drummer, vocalist, bassist, guitar, another guitar if you like, keytar if you like, hehe its your band just tell me. Oh and New rock or Classic rock? Metallica past the first two albums fucking sucks, and all the stuff on the first two albums was written by Dave Mustaine. Primus is amusing and Les Claypool is pretty good. Hardcore fucking sucks. Dream band would be Iron Maiden with current lineup. I can't think of a single other group that just meshes so well. 99% of new music sucks, but most old rock is just as boring but people like it because its 'classic'. So, neither. Heavy Metal or fuck right off, I say. | ||
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ColdSoup
United States447 Posts
On September 28 2005 21:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: Metallica past the first two albums fucking sucks, and all the stuff on the first two albums was written by Dave Mustaine. Primus is amusing and Les Claypool is pretty good. Hardcore fucking sucks. Dream band would be Iron Maiden with current lineup. I can't think of a single other group that just meshes so well. 99% of new music sucks, but most old rock is just as boring but people like it because its 'classic'. So, neither. Heavy Metal or fuck right off, I say. In response to how you feel about Hardcore, I really like hardcore because compared to what is being played today and this emo bull shit. It is the closest thing I can get to some actual good musicianship(is that right) IMO. I just feel that a lot of the bands even though I haven't a clue what they are saying just have awesome musicians. And they play hard music. I don't think that Primus is given enough credit. They are weird as shit yes, but the music is just plain good. They are just diffrent from anyone else. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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Also, hardcore scenesters just fucking piss me off. They're skinny, pretentious dorks, and somehow they think it allows them to be complete jerkoffs in public. Edit "vocalists" not "songs" | ||
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ColdSoup
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Hardcore sucks because the vocalists all share the same terrible sound. I also hate the trend of using the snare drum with the snare off, and riding the crash cymbal for the entire song. QUOTE] Sorry don't know that much about music to realize when this happens, OR my ears aren't trained well enough. Not to mention i could give a fuck less how they act in public, it can't be any worse then any other celebrity. If you can even call them that. | ||
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But yeah they are homos. | ||
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On September 28 2005 21:44 Sfydjklm wrote: how''s rekrul? ~in bed how"s posting? ~from disneyland | ||
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Sfydjklm
United States9218 Posts
dodger! | ||
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Did you have a D.A.R.E. program when you were in elementary/grammar school? How many push-ups can you do? | ||
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Meta
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 22:02 OhThatDang wrote: have australians really heard of fosters, the beer with the catch phrase "fosters australian for beer" ? who knows | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 22:27 Binky1842 wrote: What do you think of country music? Did you have a D.A.R.E. program when you were in elementary/grammar school? How many push-ups can you do? hate it no i dunno 50 or so | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 22:30 Meta wrote: if you could have any two items for hands, what would they be :D hammers | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 22:36 tyrO17 wrote: What do you think of Fender Squiers? rather have a strat | ||
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On September 28 2005 22:39 camooT wrote: exactly how much do you regret your canadian heritage? percent equal to how many times you've had sex | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 23:43 TerlfY wrote: How is our boy doing in school? I don't go to school | ||
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On September 28 2005 23:43 Manifesto7 wrote: Why do you break my heart? I DON'T | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 23:45 MoltkeWarding wrote: Meh. Ill just throw this one out: Should I join the model UN club at Queens U? You'd have fun with it I think. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 23:47 hatedbymany wrote: Why is your name fakesteve, are you not real? READ THREAD | ||
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Manifesto7
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On September 28 2005 23:47 hatedbymany wrote: Why is your name fakesteve, are you not real? DRAEGER IS STEVE, FAKESTEVE IS STEVE. God this isnt rocket science. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 28 2005 23:48 Manifesto7 wrote: When will you save enough money to come visit me in Japan and buy edible panties from a vending machine? i dunno i will though. just be patient. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 23:51 hatedbymany wrote: Oh, and do you like cheesecake? sure do champ | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
Strawberry or Blueberry topping? | ||
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TerlfY
Finland121 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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strawberry man | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 28 2005 23:53 TerlfY wrote: Cheese Snacks smell bad, dont they? ...no | ||
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On September 29 2005 00:00 hatedbymany wrote: Bilbo Baggins or Jerry Garcia? how about al pacino and we call it quits | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On September 29 2005 01:37 baal wrote: what do you think about me stevie? No one tries to think about you. | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
Too soon? | ||
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HaiVan
Bulgaria1698 Posts
On September 29 2005 02:42 Liquid`Drone wrote: the next time im bored and craving attention, should I do one of these? Absolutely! | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 01:35 TerlfY wrote: Are you Yoda? Probably not | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 01:37 baal wrote: what do you think about me stevie? I think you're pretty great actually | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 02:42 Liquid`Drone wrote: the next time im bored and craving attention, should I do one of these? yeah | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 02:51 Tracil wrote: How do you like your steak? medium rare | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 03:24 EvilTeletubby wrote: Should Bigball's girlfriend have the abortion or not? Too soon? Definitely. I'm sorry, but this pro-life shit is ridiculous. I can see not wanting to have an abortion six months down the road, but right now it's just a fucking embryo. Plus, his girlfriend is insisting on the abortion. It's her body, and unless ryan is dead-set on having a son while he's in university, he can't tell her she can't have an abortion because it disagrees with his morals. He's a smart guy, he knows the risks he's taking while he's having sex (protected or not). He should be a man and put his own feelings aside, and think about whats best for the girl. Oh great, it was a joke. Damn you, i spent like 25 seconds writing this! | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 14:14 TerlfY wrote: Is my friday going to be good? Probably | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 14:14 mnm wrote: whats your bachelors party going to be like (if you had one) Insane | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 29 2005 14:25 eG)HeavenS wrote: Will Club Space this coming Oct. 9th be worth going to? Get a bunch of friends together and get hammered before you go. Then you'll have a story to tell when you're 45 | ||
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oPtioNaLk
Korea (South)564 Posts
Is there or is there not a spoon? Why am I still a Zergling? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 29 2005 19:33 oPtioNaLk wrote: What kind of cupcakes am I eating currently? Is there or is there not a spoon? Why am I still a Zergling? kill yourself kill yourself because we don't like your kind around here | ||
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ColdSoup
United States447 Posts
On September 29 2005 19:33 oPtioNaLk wrote: What kind of cupcakes am I eating currently? Is there or is there not a spoon? Why am I still a Zergling? Whats up with everone and wanting to spoon, bunch of queers. | ||
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On September 29 2005 19:45 OhThatDang wrote: is my friend gay? if he touches your cock then probably | ||
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On September 29 2005 19:45 hatedbymany wrote: I don't know if you still play, but who is your favorite Brood War player ever? Smuft He's a huge faggot though. | ||
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On September 29 2005 19:47 Keanu_Reaver wrote: broncos vs jags who wins jags | ||
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WHAT you're fired | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 19:51 OhThatDang wrote: will chargers make it to the superbowl or fail like last year and let a rookie kick the the deciding pt field goal to make it to playoffs? fail | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 29 2005 20:46 BrutalMenace wrote: Are you a guy or a girl? im really confused who u are. someone asked me how big my dick is | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 29 2005 20:49 BroOd wrote: Steve if you got to lay a huge fart on one person, who would it be? (Both living and dead are candidates) matthew broderick | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 29 2005 21:12 Camila_br wrote: who's going to win the next osl? Boxer or Xellos | ||
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x2fst
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how much do you weigh? do you wear glasses? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 29 2005 21:45 x2fst wrote: how tall are you? how much do you weigh? do you wear glasses? 5'10, 195, yes | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 22:17 x2fst wrote: do you think the average teamliquid member is a nerd/geek? yes | ||
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are you going to a college? or plan on going to one? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 29 2005 22:22 ColdSoup wrote: are you fat or ripped or in between? i'm in good shape i have little that 'i'm 19 years old and drink too much' belly but other than that i'm in good shape | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On September 29 2005 22:29 ColdSoup wrote: oh and what is The Source? what do you do there? are you going to a college? or plan on going to one? I sell electronics, i make wage and commission not right now, and yes once i figure out what i want to do | ||
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ColdSoup
United States447 Posts
-If so was it fun? Is the purpose to beat people senseless? Is there any organization to it? or rules? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 22:49 ColdSoup wrote: Have you ever moshed? -If so was it fun? Is the purpose to beat people senseless? Is there any organization to it? or rules? The last show I went to was Gigantour. Everyone up front was much bigger than Zerius and I, so we kind of waded back about 10 feet and let everyone else duke it out. If you're talking about hardcore 'dancing', that shit is stupid and it makes me want to pound everyone who does it | ||
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baal
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On September 29 2005 02:42 Liquid`Drone wrote: the next time im bored and craving attention, should I do one of these? Or you could start a "who would win, bruce lee or XXXX" thread | ||
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baal
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you probably tatooed "BAAL" across your gay chest didnt you. | ||
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ColdSoup
United States447 Posts
On September 29 2005 22:57 baal wrote: you probably tatooed "BAAL" across your gay chest didnt you. I did but my chest isn't gay, its ultra manly like a pirate, and not a gay butt pirate. A manly womanizing pirate. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On September 29 2005 23:17 randomKo_Orean wrote: do you think i'll get laid during october, oh great fakesteve? hahahahahahhaahahahhahahahaha no | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On September 29 2005 23:17 randomKo_Orean wrote: do you think i'll get laid during october, oh great fakesteve? 안마 가자~~~ | ||
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On September 30 2005 00:57 Camila_br wrote: who's the real ultimate power, ninjas or pirates? rekrul | ||
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On September 30 2005 02:01 shasin wrote: how do you see the future of tl.net Is it ever gonna be upgraded? probably not | ||
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On September 30 2005 03:55 TerlfY wrote: Should i try lucid-dream today? SURE | ||
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x2fst
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On September 27 2005 23:09 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: This is a thread where I will answer any question at all. It won't be full of 'fucks' and 'shits', and it won't be full of quick one-liners. This is Q&A with FakeSteve, about anything and everything. Personal questions, random curiosities, even advice. Fire away. finally! | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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The questions being asked on the last two pages haven't needed anything more =[ | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On October 20 2005 00:45 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: This might as well be back too Yay! So tell us Steve, in the 3 weeks since this thread was last posted in, what have you learned/experienced? | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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I also wrote a short piece for a SomethingAwful.com writing contest, now i have to do another because I made it through to round 2 other than that it's been work, work, work | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On October 20 2005 00:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: I'm going to a Judas Priest show tomorrow, actually. gl hf | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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"It's my understanding that there was a point in time where the cities were tame. A time where you could wander the boulevards at three in the morning without being hassled by a coke addict who would punch the baby Jesus in the throat for a taste. Then, as is my understanding, the eighties arrived. The glory of debauchery, the tight pants. The days in which if your total weight was less than 25% hairspray, you weren't a real man. The guitar was in charge, baby, and you could sell your soul to the devil for an eight dollar cassette. Fast times, faster women, that's what it was about, man. Fuck the world, fuck 'the man', and fuck you too! It ain't that way no more, no sir. Now I go to work and I wear a button-down shirt and a fucking tie. The world ain't about sex and drugs anymore, man. It's about some shitstain with a Comm-Tech degree and a retail job looking down his nose at you. I just want to buy some headphones, man. It's about the cunt behind the counter at the music store scoffing because you've never heard of the Rednobby Copperdinks or whatever terrible indie band he's latched onto this week. I just want to buy a Maiden album, man. My fast fingers ain't doing me any good, metal's got no place anymore. I can't fuck the world in the ass until I fill out the appropriate 'Anal Intercourse With A Planet' forms. The world's gone to shit. The people are peddling social status more than ever, and it comes with a belt clip and a camera. I long for a day when blazing solos and a rum and coke run the universe. I long for a day when I can do blow off an underaged groupie's chest, and no one looks twice. No rules, man. Ain't gonna happen. I spend my days pushing gizmos on chumps, and my nights lamenting it. There's nothing I can do but play guitar and resent whatever culturally relevant similes are created by the sadsacks that have replaced comedians. Wouldn't we all rather it went back to the way it was, back to the days of deviance, the days of no shame? I'd rather dress up like a homosexual and fire off riffs than do whatever the fuck it is I do now. You know you feel the same, but it ain't gonna happen, man. No way. The crazy days are gone, forever. The world looks tame again, only the coke addict is still around. He's on meth now, and he'd stab you in the fucking pelvis for a hit. And the kids dress like women, and they tell you they'll "choke you out and ground n' pound" because they watch too much fucking UFC on Spike TV. So what're you gonna do? What can you do? Nothing but listen to sludgy guitars and songs about some asshole's girlfriend, and wait for they heyday of rock to return. You'll sit around and wonder what's wrong with the kids today, what's wrong with music today, what's wrong with everything? You'll cave, and you'll don the same suit and tie that everyone else has to wear. Your axe will collect dust in a corner of your crawlspace, and your woman will gain thirty pounds and divorce you for the money. That's the reality today, that's life, and you'll ride it out until the train of consequences comes thundering back to station. Some day, man. Some day." | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On October 20 2005 02:38 baal wrote: Are you posting so much just to have more than me because you feel insecure about your penis size? i'm bored | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On October 20 2005 11:32 ColdSoup wrote: well written, but you werent necessarily rocking in the eighties at age four. its fiction | ||
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On October 20 2005 03:15 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: that's hot, what's the competition for Just a writing contest on the SomethingAwful.com forum | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On October 20 2005 11:33 hasuwar wrote: FakeSteve, why are you without your blue letters? I'm not staff, they should have been removed when i told the rest of the staff i wasnt going to do any more starcraft-related work, but meat is lazy or something | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On October 20 2005 11:37 pinbaLL wrote: How many maiden-concerts have you been to ;;? None. Next year I play to remedy that. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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On October 20 2005 12:02 CTStalker wrote: that's cool, I would have liked to have written something for it had I known about this contest. was it just advertised in the sa forums? Yep | ||
ToKoreaWithLove
Norway10161 Posts
Great text man, hope you'll win. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
I'll post that one when i finish it | ||
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Painter
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Why is hotdog called dog when it is never dog meat. | ||
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Tien
Russian Federation4447 Posts
You dont need fakesteve to tell you what to do. Real men use this: ![[image loading]](http://www.anaesthesia.de/museum_neu/images/Chloroform.gif) ![[image loading]](http://www.eveningsuit.co.uk/images/jpgs/items/accpocket.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://www.peregrine-livefoods.co.uk/images/rainbow%20rope.jpg) | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
On October 20 2005 15:38 Painter wrote: Why is hamburgers made of beef but ham is pig. "Hamburger itself did not come from Hamburg. Instead, the term comes from Hamburg steak, which was a dish on American restaurant menus by the 1880s. It consisted of cut-up beef eaten cold, and it was apparently so named because it was associated with immigrants who came from Hamburg. By 1889 the dish was called hamburger steak, and by 1901, it was shortened to hamburger and was ground meat fried or grilled in a patty." I looked around google a bit, seems popular theory is either this, or it's just flat-out named for Hamburg, Germany, where it may have been created. Why is hotdog called dog when it is never dog meat. "There are many stories about the origin of the term hot dog, most of them false. First, let's start with what we know. The first known use of the term is in the Yale Record of 19 Oct 1895, which contains the sentence: They contentedly munched hot dogs during the whole service. Two weeks earlier, that same paper recorded: But I delight to bite the dog When placed inside the bun. The hot is obvious, but why dog? It is a reference to the alleged contents of the sausage. The association of sausages and dog meat goes back quite a bit further. The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since at least 1884 and citations accusing sausage-makers of using dog meat date to at least 1845. So hot dog is simply an extension of the older use of dog to mean a sausage." (source: wordorigins.org) | ||
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hunter-AS
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On October 20 2005 16:10 Tien wrote: Girlfriend? pshhhhhhh, you noob. You dont need fakesteve to tell you what to do. Real men use this: aahh A+ post haha I love it | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On October 20 2005 17:54 ZaplinG wrote: how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck, a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could. | ||
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Forgottenfrog
United States1268 Posts
On October 20 2005 22:09 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: If a wood chuck could chuck, a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could. its ask fakesteve no sweetlemons =P why is the world round? | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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Secondly, will I get the job I just applied for at a bank near my house? And will I, afterwards, burn the building of my current job down? | ||
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ToKoreaWithLove
Norway10161 Posts
I'm dating a great girl for 2+ years now, and it is nice. We are moving into a new house in a few days. But there's this new girl at work who is really hot and also ready for some action, she has a bf herself. I spent the last two months trying to forget all about her and when she went away for 3 weeks I figured I would forget. Then she came back yesterday and shw was better than ever. Should I be a freebird and have an affair or be a grownup and do the right thing? | ||
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greatmeh
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I on the other hand, have a real question FakeSteve, is Opeth the best? | ||
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how do you make this panda http://www.collegebored.net/temp/DSC00850.JPG i demand detailed instructions in ms paint. | ||
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United States246 Posts
heres the equation: 1x * 2 * greek²+ ![[image loading]](http://img473.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pi5vj.jpg) | ||
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
A week ago he started talking about his girlfriend from Norway...I asked him like; WTF we live in sweden how the fuck did you find that chick? He told me this: I love her very much. I first saw her on internet but now i've met her twice!!! Is the picture he sent me from google and the story a fake, or is he about to get his first action? Remember he's sort of ugly.. edit: He's bin in Norway twice in short time, thats why Im even asking | ||
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Chris307
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On October 20 2005 22:54 Forgottenfrog wrote: why is the world round? When matter is all drawn to a single point on a three-dimensional plane, it will form into a sphere for obvious reasons. However, Earth is not perfectly round! It is a spheroid that widens along the equator and flattens at the surface around the poles. The change is very subtle, and is caused by the centrifugal force generated by Earth's spin. Barely noticeable to the human eye, this causes Earth's diameter through the equator to be 97 miles greater than its diameter along the axis, which is approximately 7,900 miles. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On November 03 2005 20:14 Patriot.dlk wrote: Hey Steve I have this friend, He's 26 years old and still lives with his parents.. He's a virgin and he might also be gay but i doubt it.. (no the friend is not myself) A week ago he started talking about his girlfriend from Norway...I asked him like; WTF we live in sweden how the fuck did you find that chick? He told me this: I love her very much. I first saw her on internet but now i've met her twice!!! Is the picture he sent me from google and the story a fake, or is he about to get his first action? Remember he's sort of ugly.. edit: He's bin in Norway twice in short time, thats why Im even asking He sounds like a lonely, lonely guy. There's no way to tell if the picture is fake or not because I haven't seen it it'll probably blow up in his face because he sounds like he's too socially awkward to make anything happen | ||
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Chris307
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On October 25 2005 17:52 greatmeh wrote: 0, what kind of stupid is that I on the other hand, have a real question Actually it's a good question. Since the concept of "cold" derives simply from the absence of energy (or heat) and the fahrenheit/celcius scales always produce some measurable degree of heat, this person's question could easily be answered, if I knew more about this! But the correct answer would indeed be a degree greater than zero. Simple math like zero times two wouldn't work for this kind of question. | ||
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
Edit: picture removed. But your right about the "lonley, lonley part... Anyway I have another question; In the Swedish newspapers you can read about how the rape crimes is alot more common these days.. more then 12% of the total rape is the "attack" type of crime. Like a girl walking home and five guys attack her.. 60% is committed in the safety of our homes (that sounds like bs but w/e) Swedish law is sort of lame since we believe in the good in humanity. 2-4 years in jail is like the maximum time (Never really seen 4 years though) Q: If my sister / gf gets raped, should I kill the guy and take about 2,5-5 years in jail or let him do the time instead? Q: Lets pretend that raping is fun or sometin... Are some girls worth it seeing how the jailtime is no more then 5 years? Q: My girlfriend dosen't really walk home alone.. But sometimes; should i get her some kind of nonlethal weapon? | ||
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i'd just convert to fahrenheit and tell him 64 degrees or vice versa if hes already in fahrenheit think outside the box chris | ||
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1. Killing him makes you worse than he is 2. It's FIVE YEARS. I'm 19 years old. I can't even remember being 14. 3. Get her a can of Mace if she's paranoid | ||
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
If rape was considered fun, I can think of more then one girl I could rape becouse she's just so damn hothotohothot... (I know you would too if you saw her) So if rape was fun I would do jailtime! | ||
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Belgium9947 Posts
On November 04 2005 05:32 Patriot.dlk wrote: No girl is worth a few years in jail? I doubt I would ever get more then 1-2 years since I have no crimehistory=p If rape was considered fun, I can think of more then one girl I could rape becouse she's just so damn hothotohothot... (I know you would too if you saw her) So if rape was fun I would do jailtime! rape is sick and will always be sick and never considered fun if you can think of a girl you would rape you're thinking about destroying her fucking life I hope you get assraped so you realise this shit isnt funny | ||
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
On November 04 2005 07:24 RaGe wrote: rape is sick and will always be sick and never considered fun if you can think of a girl you would rape you're thinking about destroying her fucking life I hope you get assraped so you realise this shit isnt funny Dont be retarded. I burn for this subject but since a long time i've stopped with the hatred method and joked about it instead.. The question is, if you dont se the negative sides about it other then the jail time.. Imo then it would be worth it | ||
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RaGe
Belgium9947 Posts
On November 04 2005 07:43 Patriot.dlk wrote: Dont be retarded. I burn for this subject but since a long time i've stopped with the hatred method and joked about it instead.. The question is, if you dont se the negative sides about it other then the jail time.. Imo then it would be worth it that means that 1. You'd think rape was cool if it didnt hurt the other girl 2. If the hot girl agreed with it and she didnt feel bad aboutt he rape or something, you'd happily spend 5 years in jail to have sex with her the question is still retarded | ||
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
You see 5 years is REALLY high in sweden.. Never that high so its better to talk about 2-4 =) | ||
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greatmeh
Canada1964 Posts
does anyone know who opeth is? if no shame on u all, shame on u all. opeth suggested songs: all of 'em!! of course u might know opeth and just ignoring my question, which would make me look like a dumbass, but i already look like a dumbass cause i (being so arrogant) got that temperature question wrong, o well | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
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Biff The Understudy
France7888 Posts
On September 27 2005 23:19 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: Both are probably fruitless endeavors. Running a prison 'better' isnt really possible, because it's still just a detention center for criminals. Trying to figure out 'why' people commit crimes won't get you anywhere. It has too much to do with upbringing and moral fibre, two things which can't be controlled. Ever heard of ![[image loading]](http://trustedadvisor.com/public/image/freud.jpg) ? | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On April 21 2009 17:24 Physician wrote: who should the pony express interview next? tell us oracle Physician have you been feeling okay lately? | ||
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omninmo
2349 Posts
fakesteve, who do you go to on TL for BW tips? | ||
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Pioneer
994 Posts
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
On April 21 2009 18:07 fanatacist wrote: Physician have you been feeling okay lately? See my mood or check my signature. My question is an honest one btw. | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On April 21 2009 19:23 Physician wrote: see my mood or check my signature My question is an honest one btw. Doesn't say as much as your posts do. | ||
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Showtime!
Canada2938 Posts
VLIAD QUESTION fOru, MAZTA STEVEWHOSEBOOTSSHNIE2NCIELY: HUE DUE U THNIK DA OILEPURS HIRE NEXTED? Tell us, oh wise one! | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32051 Posts
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
On April 21 2009 21:52 Hawk wrote: How many games before the Rangers win? 5 (come oooooooooooooooon) | ||
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p4ge
Canada160 Posts
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lgd-haze
Sweden547 Posts
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minus_human
4784 Posts
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
On April 21 2009 23:35 lgd-Haze wrote: What kind of music are you into? have you seen his icon | ||
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lgd-haze
Sweden547 Posts
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
EDIT: He definitely said Megadeth and Maiden on the first page. | ||
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lgd-haze
Sweden547 Posts
Thanks anyways | ||
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konadora
Singapore66160 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
What am I doing here?!?!!?!?!?!? | ||
cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
Steve how do I lern to rock as hard as the crotchmaster? | ||
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Malongo
Chile3472 Posts
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FuDDx
United States5008 Posts
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On November 04 2005 08:15 greatmeh wrote: ehh, im guessing u dont know who opeth is does anyone know who opeth is? if no shame on u all, shame on u all. opeth suggested songs: all of 'em!! of course u might know opeth and just ignoring my question, which would make me look like a dumbass, but i already look like a dumbass cause i (being so arrogant) got that temperature question wrong, o well blackwater | ||
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
sorry to say :[ but yes, they're all around awesome. | ||
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36374 Posts
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