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Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
September 23 2011 11:38 GMT
#141
On September 23 2011 12:36 Skullflower wrote:
At the point that they bred I'd have conceded defeat and lit my keyboard on fire.

+ Show Spoiler +
The hive cluster is under attack
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Jongl0
Profile Joined June 2011
631 Posts
September 23 2011 12:04 GMT
#142
That's fucking disgusting and is the sticky stuff on the keys what I think it is?
amd098
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (North)1366 Posts
September 23 2011 13:08 GMT
#143
On September 23 2011 21:04 Jongl0 wrote:
That's fucking disgusting and is the sticky stuff on the keys what I think it is?


yep its creep spread
North Korea is best Korea!
501TFX
Profile Joined March 2011
Austria345 Posts
September 23 2011 14:00 GMT
#144
On September 23 2011 15:44 Rain.cz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2011 12:21 Makaveli1 wrote:
[image loading]
I named it kerrigan

push enter to continue


This!
Never let your dreams fade, run after them, run until you get them !
thane
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States407 Posts
September 23 2011 14:18 GMT
#145
Put the keyboard in the freezer for a night he will be dead and all of his buddies will too.

Im pretty sure this is a troll post though its pretty good one lol.
muse5187
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
1125 Posts
September 23 2011 14:21 GMT
#146
On September 23 2011 23:18 thane wrote:
Put the keyboard in the freezer for a night he will be dead and all of his buddies will too.

Im pretty sure this is a troll post though its pretty good one lol.

Really? Put a family of roaches in your freezer? That's pretty sick dude.
sYnDUBBA
Profile Joined August 2011
United Kingdom8 Posts
September 23 2011 14:23 GMT
#147
if this is real, i would throw the keyboard out and get a new one. check room for roach nests or whatever you call them.
i thought marauders counter roaches. guess i was wrong ;(
Working Together
BrodiaQ
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States892 Posts
September 23 2011 14:29 GMT
#148
On September 23 2011 23:23 sYnDUBBA wrote:
i thought marauders counter roaches. guess i was wrong ;(


Thread won.

Really err interesting problem. I like the freezer idea, just put the keyboard in a plastic bad or something before hand to keep them from spreading to any other food.
"So come right up and let me squash your creativity with my iron fist of conservative play."--Nony
Jukulmolder
Profile Joined April 2011
Spain254 Posts
September 23 2011 14:32 GMT
#149
On September 23 2011 20:38 Cyber_Cheese wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2011 12:36 Skullflower wrote:
At the point that they bred I'd have conceded defeat and lit my keyboard on fire.

+ Show Spoiler +
The hive cluster is under attack

Simply golden
"IT'S THE SCYTHE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE"
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
September 23 2011 15:14 GMT
#150
That really is pretty nasty...

Some of the comments thrown around in here are pretty awesome though ^_^

But it makes me want to not touch my own marauder keyboard
Useless wet fish.
Tehbing
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Singapore99 Posts
September 23 2011 15:29 GMT
#151
You just made me paranoid and inspect my own keyboard from all angles. (although its not a marauder and only a few weeks old)

It might not be a bad idea to email Razer with pics and get help on how you can take ur keyboard apart to clean...
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre" - Life, the Universe & Everything
HaruRH
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore2780 Posts
September 23 2011 15:39 GMT
#152
I heard banshees are a good counter against roaches, so...

Do exactly what idra did. Attack move (smash) the banshee (razer headset) onto the marauder (keyboard).
It is fucking D4 and you are still alive as a CONFIRMED FUCKING TOWN. This is how fucking terrible scum thinks you are - Koshi
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12702 Posts
September 23 2011 15:57 GMT
#153
On September 24 2011 00:29 Tehbing wrote:
You just made me paranoid and inspect my own keyboard from all angles. (although its not a marauder and only a few weeks old)

It might not be a bad idea to email Razer with pics and get help on how you can take ur keyboard apart to clean...

"urghh.......help me out! there is a roache burrowing INSIDE my marauder, wtf can I do now!?"
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
September 23 2011 16:02 GMT
#154
On September 24 2011 00:57 ETisME wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2011 00:29 Tehbing wrote:
You just made me paranoid and inspect my own keyboard from all angles. (although its not a marauder and only a few weeks old)

It might not be a bad idea to email Razer with pics and get help on how you can take ur keyboard apart to clean...

"urghh.......help me out! there is a roache burrowing INSIDE my marauder, wtf can I do now!?"


"Hey Rick!"
"Yeah?"
"You play StarCraft II, right? You know, the guys who've got a peripheral set sponsored?"
"Yeah, what about them?"
"Check this guys problem out." *shows him the email*

*pause*

"WTF."
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
September 23 2011 16:09 GMT
#155
On September 24 2011 00:39 HaruRH wrote:
I heard banshees are a good counter against roaches, so...

Do exactly what idra did. Attack move (smash) the banshee (razer headset) onto the marauder (keyboard).


So many good comments and trolling going about and then you come out with this...It makes me sad
Useless wet fish.
cojosc2
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States87 Posts
September 23 2011 16:09 GMT
#156
On September 23 2011 14:13 peelmaster wrote:
Man, that's one crazy place to live. But you definitely don't want cockroaches living in your keyboard. They have been known to transmit some nasty things you don't want like salmonella, cholera, typhoid, and hepatitis, to name a few. You definitely don't want any of those. Also, they can trigger allergic reactions, so probably want to get them out for sure.


I took a hepatitis test and passed with a 'B'. Seriously though remove keys take out "Kerrigan" and clean the piss out of it. And feed Kerrigan to a spider please.... Bugs are gross, spiders are cool.
Juddas
Profile Joined January 2011
768 Posts
September 23 2011 16:32 GMT
#157
OMG that is hilariously awesome. I would dust bust all the poop out and let it be. No more crumbs to worry about!
gForce.
Profile Joined January 2010
United Kingdom345 Posts
September 23 2011 17:13 GMT
#158
Hilarious thread, anyway, disassemble the keyboard if possible, and clean it, that what I always do.
laoji
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom382 Posts
September 23 2011 17:34 GMT
#159
as always, larvae are a bitch to kill.. leave just one and before you know it, your whole area is crawling with bases again
Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.- C. S. Lewis
Warlock40
Profile Joined September 2011
601 Posts
September 23 2011 17:35 GMT
#160
ROFL. I hope this thread will be famous, like those threads that were necroed awhile ago.

But yeah, sorry dude. Time to get a new keyboard. Further reason why you NEVER EAT AT YOUR COMPUTER. Too bad geeks will never learn.
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