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sharkmonger13
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 04:06:10
February 20 2011 02:31 GMT
#1
Hey all, i've been looking for a solid sc2 joke thread, but none really delivered the content i wanted, so i decided i would make my own

This thread will be updated 1-2 times a week and contain jokes that i made up or good ones from the thread.

Here are some to start us off

1.a sniper went up on a hill and said " i can shoot so far more far than anyone else" and another unit said "i beg to differ"...it was a viking

2.what did the zealot say to the speedling? get over here your too fast

3.wait this is weird...how does a tank fit in a ...medivac?? XD

4.the bartender said to the marine what drink do u want and the marine said i dont want a drink i want more stim paks!!!!!!!

5.THOR IS HERE!!! a thor says while he gets pwned by a bunch of roaches then dies

6.what kind of motor cycle does a marine ride? a battle cruiser

7.what does a mother ship do when hes sick of fighting with his wife? he puts her in a vortex (Warning : this is only a temporary solution.)

8.a ghost and a marine were having a nice talk to each other. they kept talking to each other , and the ghost said "i have to use the bathroom" , 10 secondcs later te marine heard "NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!!" AND THE MARINE WAS LIKE :OOOOOOOO

9.Advertisement : Zergs. tired of terrans dropping a thor on your cliff? don't worry, you can ju-

10.what kind of baby do 2 infestors make? an infested terran

11.a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed

12.a big fat guy jumped in the water and said " i have the biggest splash" and a tank said i beg to differ

13.a zerg is attacking a protoss and owning him with roaches and then he sees a void ray and is like OH SHI-

14.u know whats so weird? o.O i saw a hellion...with a zergling driving it! Wtf? O.O

15.why do banelings roll? because they r so drunk

16.a marine was getting set up in a date with a brood lord. the marine asked the brood lord"about time your here" and the brood lord said "sorry im the longest nunit it takes for t3 because terran can get thor so quick"

17.a zerg decided to get 500 lings for an all out swarm attack. unfotunately the protoss had a sentry with full energy

18.a bunch of units keep atacking this other unit, but it wont die. why wont it die? its an immortal

19.the immortal asked the dark templar what kind of prisoners he got, and the immortal said, i got 2 HIGH templars

20."look at that unit..its a marine..now its a zealot...now its a zergling!"...it was a changeling....

21.rachel ray said "i got the perfect mix of treats here" and protoss said..no u dont and showed her a colossus void rays and zealots

22.gandalf needed powerful strength to block the demon...all the protoss needed was a forcefield

23.ultralisks? more like minilisks

24.a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building

25.a marine said to his fellow marine in a battle "cast a fireball!" and the other marine said "wrong game buddy"

26.Theres two types of people in this world...People who do good in tournaments and huk.

27. An interviewer asks a high templar, who was your childhood idol? The high templar responds with kid cudi...because hes so high

28.a protoss in blue "trunks " (tb) is afraid of a red protoss. why? The red protoss looks like blood!

29.A terran looks at a protoss and says i'm hungry, the protoss responds with well ya cant eat me im made of metal!

30.Theres two types of people in this world....Marines and medivacs

31.What did the marine say to the hydralisk u mad u useless

32.a protoss said this game is going really slow and realized he said 100 chronoboost
had*

33.A protoss said to the terran "Man stim is ov...." The terran hit him with a swift stim timing attack

34.What did the marauder say to the marine? "I do better dps than you

35.A terran player runs into a protoss players base and asks why was your army not by the ramp, the protoss player responds by saying well i was worried there was going to be a blue flame helion drop, a marine drop, banshees, viking harass, a thor drop, or proxy helions

36.A zerg user looks at his base and sees 12 drones on minerals and says i really need to get more drones, a terran user looks at the same situation and says i'm fine!
and drops a mule

37.A reaper walks into a bar full of marauders and the marauders say "When did huk get here?

38.A collossus and a void ray are on a mothership for a vacation, and the void ray says "Boy do we mix well!"

39.A little girl is walking around town and notices a large mechanical object following her. what is it?
stalker

40.Zeratul walks into a bar full of stalkers and says, why the long face, robot?

41.A tired viking is flying around lost temple and spots a medivac. What does he say?
Care to give me a lift?

42.A thor walks to a bar and gets there just before closing time and asks why is there no counter

43.A hydralisk and a reaper walk to a bar to celebrate their new marriage, and the reaper gets home before the hydralisk gets there

Poll: best joke group?

(61)
 
88%

41-43 (3)
 
4%

1-4 (2)
 
3%

9-12 (1)
 
1%

21-24 (1)
 
1%

37-40 (1)
 
1%

5-8 (0)
 
0%

13-16 (0)
 
0%

17-20 (0)
 
0%

25-28 (0)
 
0%

29-32 (0)
 
0%

33-36 (0)
 
0%

69 total votes

Your vote: best joke group?

(Vote): 1-4
(Vote): 5-8
(Vote): 9-12
(Vote): 13-16
(Vote): 17-20
(Vote): 21-24
(Vote): 25-28
(Vote): 29-32
(Vote): 33-36
(Vote): 37-40
(Vote): 41-43
(Vote):




Edit: Thanks for the positive feedback, but to all the naysayers, please do not post in this thread, i'd like to keep it clean

recently added:

44.your momma's so fat, it takes two motherships to cloak her.

45. You mothership is such a slut she cloaks enemy units and her vortex is a 7 radius

46.What food does a roach hate the most? ban-cheese!

47.Why do marines go to the toss base? to blow off some steam(stim)?

48.A collosus walks into a bar.

49.Why does IdrA eat soup with his fork? coz he wants to complain about how imba the spoon really is.

50. What's small, yellow, and loves to rape faces fast and hard? marines on stim

51. Why did the mother ship vortex all of the protoss units?
It didn't recall

52. What's the worst path to take if you don't want to be harassed?
the "creep" highway!

53. whats the difference between an apple and an nydus worm? have u ever tried nydus worm pie??!

54. what is even bigger than an ultralisk? a giant!

55. A Terran on a Terran Protoss team was gearing up for the final push. He positioned his tanks outside his base. There were thors and hellions for backup. As he was about to deal the final blow the Protoss took his

mothership and initiated a

factory recall

CAN A MOD PLEASE CHANGE THE TITLE TO STARCRAFT 2 JOKE THREAD, THANKYOU

User was temp banned for this post.
'What is a child without his manhood?' hekori
`Winter
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom19 Posts
February 20 2011 02:33 GMT
#2
is this a + Show Spoiler +
joke?
cheapfood
Profile Joined January 2011
United States56 Posts
February 20 2011 02:34 GMT
#3
very funny
Hypemeup
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden2783 Posts
February 20 2011 02:34 GMT
#4
Stolen from an earlier epic thread but:

What did the SCV say to scare his buddy?
+ Show Spoiler +

junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
February 20 2011 02:34 GMT
#5
These are awful...
the UMP says YER OUT
dogcore
Profile Joined January 2011
Albania128 Posts
February 20 2011 02:34 GMT
#6
so this one guy 6pools a terran
underdawg
Profile Joined January 2011
United States399 Posts
February 20 2011 02:34 GMT
#7
dude
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
February 20 2011 02:34 GMT
#8
On February 20 2011 11:34 Hypemeup wrote:
Stolen from an earlier epic thread but:

What did the SCV say to scare his buddy?
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI


That thread was fantastic.
the UMP says YER OUT
dogcore
Profile Joined January 2011
Albania128 Posts
February 20 2011 02:35 GMT
#9
whats the earlier thread link?
Colourz
Profile Joined January 2011
England27 Posts
February 20 2011 02:36 GMT
#10
On February 20 2011 11:31 sharkmonger13 wrote:
11.a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed


I actually laughed out loud, I don't even
Dont Panic
Profile Joined October 2010
United States194 Posts
February 20 2011 02:37 GMT
#11
WORST JOKES EVER... im sorry dude you just dont have it in you
I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
February 20 2011 02:37 GMT
#12
On February 20 2011 11:35 dogcore wrote:
whats the earlier thread link?


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=142680
the UMP says YER OUT
Beardedclam
Profile Joined September 2010
United States839 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 02:45:10
February 20 2011 02:41 GMT
#13
Pretty funny but only because they suck so much.
"bye bye" - genius "#$@% you" - Idra------------|Genius|DRG|Keen|---------Breakfast.213
Backpack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1776 Posts
February 20 2011 02:43 GMT
#14
These are so awful but I can't stop laughing.
"You people need to just generally care a lot less about everything." -Zatic
Lennon
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2275 Posts
February 20 2011 02:45 GMT
#15
I tried to laugh but... I just couldn't.
Did you come up with these yourself?
Spekulatius
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany2413 Posts
February 20 2011 02:46 GMT
#16
Those just didn't work on me, sorry (and sorry for not keeping your thread "clean" by not giving positive feedback, but i mean, come on)
Always smile~
Shiv.
Profile Joined January 2011
3534 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 02:48:01
February 20 2011 02:46 GMT
#17
I really had a good time imagening how the OP was coming up with those jokes.
On a more serious note, and also to contribute to the topic: your momma's so fat, it takes two motherships to cloak her.

Edit:
24.a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building

really? I mean... REALLY?
currently rooting for myself.
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 02:50:59
February 20 2011 02:49 GMT
#18
You ruined my saturday night. I didn't laugh, not even a smile on my face. You're no where near being a comedian! Back to the drawing board dude!

A baneling walks into bar.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Chicane
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7875 Posts
February 20 2011 02:50 GMT
#19
I'm pretty sure the only joke is that this thread is terrible. He couldn't even spell check Starcraft... I assume it is intentional... but you never know.
imPERSONater
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1324 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 02:52:40
February 20 2011 02:50 GMT
#20
Yeah, I'm not one to tear people down. But there aren't punchlines here, just statements...... and that makes them mildly funny :D

26.Theres two types of people in this world...People who do good in tournaments and huk.

This is the closest thing to a joke and it isn't even accurate xD
Fan of: IdrA, Sen, Stephano, Snute, Axlav, Hero
storm8ring3r
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany227 Posts
February 20 2011 02:51 GMT
#21
so much fail on these. I suspect a lvl?

You mothership is such a slut she cloaks enemy units and her vortex is a 7 radius
follow chobopeon on twitter
Chicken Chaser
Profile Joined July 2010
United States533 Posts
February 20 2011 02:51 GMT
#22
i stopped after the first 10. i could not bear how terrible these jokes are
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 02:54:16
February 20 2011 02:52 GMT
#23
"This thread will be updated 1-2 times a week and contain jokes that i made up or good ones from the thread."

DO NOT WANT! D: Funny how you actually think that you're funny.
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CopperLeague
Profile Joined June 2010
154 Posts
February 20 2011 02:53 GMT
#24
26.Theres two types of people in this world...People who do good in tournaments and huk.


Wow. I never thought I was Huk, but I guess I must be!

Dear god are these awful.
DeltruS
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2214 Posts
February 20 2011 02:54 GMT
#25
Reddit > this thread.
http://grooveshark.com/#/deltrus/music
imPERSONater
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1324 Posts
February 20 2011 02:55 GMT
#26
Okay nevermind, these are gold. Kind of. In a sad sort of way.

28.a protoss in blue "trunks " (tb) is afraid of a red protoss. why? The red protoss looks like blood!
Fan of: IdrA, Sen, Stephano, Snute, Axlav, Hero
pieisamazing
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1234 Posts
February 20 2011 02:55 GMT
#27
On February 20 2011 11:51 Chicken Chaser wrote:
i stopped after the first 10. i could not bear how terrible these jokes are

thats a shame. the 11th joke is the best
connoisseur
Tipany
Profile Joined November 2010
United States368 Posts
February 20 2011 02:55 GMT
#28
Oh.

My.

GOD.




+ Show Spoiler +
Need some puns up in this thread
wat.
Sicky
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom121 Posts
February 20 2011 02:56 GMT
#29
Wait, what?
Kantutan
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1319 Posts
February 20 2011 02:58 GMT
#30
Probably the worst group of 'jokes' I have ever read in my life.
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
February 20 2011 02:59 GMT
#31
On February 20 2011 11:54 DeltruS wrote:
Reddit > this thread.


This thread is awesome....
the UMP says YER OUT
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:08:39
February 20 2011 03:00 GMT
#32
Attn haters: do not post in this awesome thread.

a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building

Is the most fun one, I'm actually rolling on the floor laughing.
o choro é livre
desderak
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom206 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:00:40
February 20 2011 03:00 GMT
#33
genuinely lol'd. if this guy isn't a troll then.. the world has gone mad.

29.A terran looks at a protoss and says i'm hungry, the protoss responds with well ya cant eat me im made of metal!

genius.
intergalactic
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada428 Posts
February 20 2011 03:00 GMT
#34
This was so goddamn awful, I think I have an actual tumor growing in my brain after reading it.

I mean, could you at least not spell Starcraft wrong on the thread title? I don't usually BM, but seriously, gtfo.
If you value your soul, do not look into the eye of an horse
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:03:34
February 20 2011 03:02 GMT
#35
[image loading]

Can a mod please close this thread?
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Zrana
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom698 Posts
February 20 2011 03:03 GMT
#36
.A thor walks to a bar and gets there just before closing time and asks why is there no counter


this one is pretty good
Chicken Chaser
Profile Joined July 2010
United States533 Posts
February 20 2011 03:04 GMT
#37
On February 20 2011 11:55 pieisamazing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2011 11:51 Chicken Chaser wrote:
i stopped after the first 10. i could not bear how terrible these jokes are

thats a shame. the 11th joke is the best


I actually read the 11th one first. Yeah, I get it, Hydralisks are slow... maybe he should have taken the creep highway? Ha.. Ha.. yeah this is unsalvageable.
cheapfood
Profile Joined January 2011
United States56 Posts
February 20 2011 03:05 GMT
#38
On February 20 2011 12:04 Chicken Chaser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2011 11:55 pieisamazing wrote:
On February 20 2011 11:51 Chicken Chaser wrote:
i stopped after the first 10. i could not bear how terrible these jokes are

thats a shame. the 11th joke is the best


I actually read the 11th one first. Yeah, I get it, Hydralisks are slow... maybe he should have taken the creep highway? Ha.. Ha.. yeah this is unsalvageable.


that woke was horrible compared to these gents jokes
lindn
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden833 Posts
February 20 2011 03:06 GMT
#39
this thread is the best joke.

GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
February 20 2011 03:10 GMT
#40
I think we've been trolled, guys.
133 221 333 123 111
SirDuke
Profile Joined October 2010
United States239 Posts
February 20 2011 03:11 GMT
#41
i hope you're trolling us.
Wanna turn up the heat?
TheKanAry
Profile Joined August 2010
United States149 Posts
February 20 2011 03:12 GMT
#42
A stalker asked a high templar why storm was nerfed, and he said:
+ Show Spoiler +
it's because there was no Feedback.


This is the only good joke i could come up with.

It's sad really.

those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
February 20 2011 03:14 GMT
#43
Please no more.

None of these is even mildly funny, do you honestly find them funny yourself?


Edit: Thanks for the positive feedback, but to all the naysayers, please do not post in this thread, i'd like to keep it clean


There was no positive feedback...? Minus the obviously sarcastic replies. And even if you don't want negative feedback people still have the right to point out how bad this thread is.
Bowdy
Profile Joined April 2010
United States232 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:17:32
February 20 2011 03:16 GMT
#44
To quote chill: This is actually worse than I could have imagined...

edit: real quote
bowdy.smiteam.net
pieisamazing
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1234 Posts
February 20 2011 03:17 GMT
#45
On February 20 2011 12:04 Chicken Chaser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2011 11:55 pieisamazing wrote:
On February 20 2011 11:51 Chicken Chaser wrote:
i stopped after the first 10. i could not bear how terrible these jokes are

thats a shame. the 11th joke is the best


I actually read the 11th one first. Yeah, I get it, Hydralisks are slow... maybe he should have taken the creep highway? Ha.. Ha.. yeah this is unsalvageable.

ITT people with no sense of humor.
connoisseur
MindRush
Profile Joined April 2010
Romania916 Posts
February 20 2011 03:20 GMT
#46
not a single good joke, and believe me, I tried
try something like:

1.What food does a roach hate the most? ban-cheese!
2.Why do marines go to the toss base? to blow off some steam(stim)?
3.A collosus walks into a bar.
4.Why does IdrA eat soup with his fork? coz he wants to complain about how imba the spoon really is.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
GriNn
Profile Joined September 2010
United States243 Posts
February 20 2011 03:21 GMT
#47
On February 20 2011 11:37 Dont Panic wrote:
WORST JOKES EVER... im sorry dude you just dont have it in you


this, holy crap those were bad o.o
Liquid`Tyler: I only needed one probe to take down idra. I had to upgrade to a zealot for strelok.
Sluggy
Profile Joined June 2010
United States128 Posts
February 20 2011 03:22 GMT
#48
i'm laughing really hard at these, i think you did your job
SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
February 20 2011 03:24 GMT
#49
On February 20 2011 05:50 Sqq wrote:
A Marine walks into a bar and asks

"Wheres the counter?"

don't know if it's original but thats the first time i heard it
marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
Icemind
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany570 Posts
February 20 2011 03:24 GMT
#50
On February 20 2011 12:02 apm66 wrote:
[image loading]

Can a mod please close this thread?


Or maybe even better nuke it ... these are just too bad to be left standing arround, someone might suffer serious brain damage/might never be able to laugh again because of this horrible concentration of not-funnyness.
Dr. Nick
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia36 Posts
February 20 2011 03:24 GMT
#51
On February 20 2011 11:49 apm66 wrote:A baneling walks into bar.


Wait a minute, don't you mean a baneling BURST into the bar?

kekekekekeke
SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
February 20 2011 03:27 GMT
#52
+ Show Spoiler +
On February 20 2011 11:31 sharkmonger13 wrote:
Hey all, i've been looking for a solid sc2 joke thread, but none really delivered the content i wanted, so i decided i would make my own

This thread will be updated 1-2 times a week and contain jokes that i made up or good ones from the thread.

Here are some to start us off

1.a sniper went up on a hill and said " i can shoot so far more far than anyone else" and another unit said "i beg to differ"...it was a viking

2.what did the zealot say to the speedling? get over here your too fast

3.wait this is weird...how does a tank fit in a ...medivac?? XD

4.the bartender said to the marine what drink do u want and the marine said i dont want a drink i want more stim paks!!!!!!!

5.THOR IS HERE!!! a thor says while he gets pwned by a bunch of roaches then dies

6.what kind of motor cycle does a marine ride? a battle cruiser

7.what does a mother ship do when hes sick of fighting with his wife? he puts her in a vortex (Warning : this is only a temporary solution.)

8.a ghost and a marine were having a nice talk to each other. they kept talking to each other , and the ghost said "i have to use the bathroom" , 10 secondcs later te marine heard "NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!!" AND THE MARINE WAS LIKE :OOOOOOOO

9.Advertisement : Zergs. tired of terrans dropping a thor on your cliff? don't worry, you can ju-

10.what kind of baby do 2 infestors make? an infested terran

11.a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed

12.a big fat guy jumped in the water and said " i have the biggest splash" and a tank said i beg to differ

13.a zerg is attacking a protoss and owning him with roaches and then he sees a void ray and is like OH SHI-

14.u know whats so weird? o.O i saw a hellion...with a zergling driving it! Wtf? O.O

15.why do banelings roll? because they r so drunk

16.a marine was getting set up in a date with a brood lord. the marine asked the brood lord"about time your here" and the brood lord said "sorry im the longest nunit it takes for t3 because terran can get thor so quick"

17.a zerg decided to get 500 lings for an all out swarm attack. unfotunately the protoss had a sentry with full energy

18.a bunch of units keep atacking this other unit, but it wont die. why wont it die? its an immortal

19.the immortal asked the dark templar what kind of prisoners he got, and the immortal said, i got 2 HIGH templars

20."look at that unit..its a marine..now its a zealot...now its a zergling!"...it was a changeling....

21.rachel ray said "i got the perfect mix of treats here" and protoss said..no u dont and showed her a colossus void rays and zealots

22.gandalf needed powerful strength to block the demon...all the protoss needed was a forcefield

23.ultralisks? more like minilisks

24.a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building

25.a marine said to his fellow marine in a battle "cast a fireball!" and the other marine said "wrong game buddy"

26.Theres two types of people in this world...People who do good in tournaments and huk.

27. An interviewer asks a high templar, who was your childhood idol? The high templar responds with kid cudi...because hes so high

28.a protoss in blue "trunks " (tb) is afraid of a red protoss. why? The red protoss looks like blood!

29.A terran looks at a protoss and says i'm hungry, the protoss responds with well ya cant eat me im made of metal!

30.Theres two types of people in this world....Marines and medivacs

31.What did the marine say to the hydralisk u mad u useless

32.a protoss said this game is going really slow and realized he said 100 chronoboost
had*

33.A protoss said to the terran "Man stim is ov...." The terran hit him with a swift stim timing attack

34.What did the marauder say to the marine? "I do better dps than you

35.A terran player runs into a protoss players base and asks why was your army not by the ramp, the protoss player responds by saying well i was worried there was going to be a blue flame helion drop, a marine drop, banshees, viking harass, a thor drop, or proxy helions

36.A zerg user looks at his base and sees 12 drones on minerals and says i really need to get more drones, a terran user looks at the same situation and says i'm fine!
and drops a mule

37.A reaper walks into a bar full of marauders and the marauders say "When did huk get here?

38.A collossus and a void ray are on a mothership for a vacation, and the void ray says "Boy do we mix well!"

39.A little girl is walking around town and notices a large mechanical object following her. what is it?
stalker

40.Zeratul walks into a bar full of stalkers and says, why the long face, robot?

41.A tired viking is flying around lost temple and spots a medivac. What does he say?
Care to give me a lift?

42.A thor walks to a bar and gets there just before closing time and asks why is there no counter

43.A hydralisk and a reaper walk to a bar to celebrate their new marriage, and the reaper gets home before the hydralisk gets there

Poll: best joke group?

(61)
 
88%

41-43 (3)
 
4%

1-4 (2)
 
3%

9-12 (1)
 
1%

21-24 (1)
 
1%

37-40 (1)
 
1%

5-8 (0)
 
0%

13-16 (0)
 
0%

17-20 (0)
 
0%

25-28 (0)
 
0%

29-32 (0)
 
0%

33-36 (0)
 
0%

69 total votes

Your vote: best joke group?

(Vote): 1-4
(Vote): 5-8
(Vote): 9-12
(Vote): 13-16
(Vote): 17-20
(Vote): 21-24
(Vote): 25-28
(Vote): 29-32
(Vote): 33-36
(Vote): 37-40
(Vote): 41-43
(Vote):




Edit: Thanks for the positive feedback, but to all the naysayers, please do not post in this thread, i'd like to keep it clean

recently added:

44.your momma's so fat, it takes two motherships to cloak her.

45. You mothership is such a slut she cloaks enemy units and her vortex is a 7 radius

46.What food does a roach hate the most? ban-cheese!

47.Why do marines go to the toss base? to blow off some steam(stim)?

48.A collosus walks into a bar.

49.Why does IdrA eat soup with his fork? coz he wants to complain about how imba the spoon really is.

CAN A MOD PLEASE CHANGE THE TITLE TO STARCRAFT 2 JOKE THREAD, THANKYOU



had to quote the thread i dont want any of these ever deleted

EVER
marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
KMARTRULES
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia474 Posts
February 20 2011 03:30 GMT
#53
oh wow.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
February 20 2011 03:31 GMT
#54
I am loving these, more please!
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Zamkis
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada114 Posts
February 20 2011 03:34 GMT
#55
Oh god, this is a pretty poor attempt at Starcraft jokes. To add to the thread there is one thread awhile ago that described how manly the Terran race is in SC2, it was hilarious. Really can't find it anymore though.
Destruction is a work of an afternoon, Creation is a work of a lifetime.
sharkmonger13
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
February 20 2011 03:35 GMT
#56
Well guys, i was going to put off the jokes for a few days due to a few people being negative, but after some thought, and a few posters acting positive, more jokes are on the way as i type this!
'What is a child without his manhood?' hekori
Ever-Long
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada106 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:46:22
February 20 2011 03:38 GMT
#57
in the same spirit:
What's small, yellow, and loves to rape faces fast and hard?
Marines on stims

Why did the mother ship get all the units killed?
It didn't recall

What's the worst path to take if you don't want to be harassed?
the "creep" highway!


Gold Jerry! GOLD!
Kang19
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada102 Posts
February 20 2011 03:40 GMT
#58
OP = Great troll? Or greatest troll?
CryMeAReaper
Profile Joined November 2010
Denmark1135 Posts
February 20 2011 03:41 GMT
#59
On February 20 2011 12:35 sharkmonger13 wrote:
Well guys, i was going to put off the jokes for a few days due to a few people being negative, but after some thought, and a few posters acting positive, more jokes are on the way as i type this!


cant tell if srs
(>*-*)><( *-* )><(*-*<) DoDTimber on Bnet
Befree
Profile Joined April 2010
695 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:44:24
February 20 2011 03:43 GMT
#60
whats the difference between an apple and an nydus worm? have u ever tried nydus worm pie??!

what is even bigger than an ultralisk? a giant!

edit: I thought we were supposed to make up our own jokes? i dont really see anybody saying jokes. sorry if i wasnt supposed to make up some. ill delete my others and just leave the 2 first ones just in case...
g
and if you dont like his jokes why post you dont like them? i dont like basketball, but i dont go into basketball thread and say "i dont like this." Well do what youwant I guess.
SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
February 20 2011 03:43 GMT
#61
A Terran on a Terran Protoss team was gearing up for the final push. He positioned his tanks outside his base. There were thors and hellions for backup. As he was about to deal the final blow the Protoss took his

+ Show Spoiler +
mothership and initiated a + Show Spoiler +
-factory recall-


ZING
marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
sharkmonger13
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
February 20 2011 03:46 GMT
#62
On February 20 2011 12:43 Befree wrote:
whats the difference between an apple and an nydus worm? have u ever tried nydus worm pie??!

what is even bigger than an ultralisk? a giant!

edit: I thought we were supposed to make up our own jokes? i dont really see anybody saying jokes. sorry if i wasnt supposed to make up some. ill delete my others and just leave the 2 first ones just in case...
g
and if you dont like his jokes why post you dont like them? i dont like basketball, but i dont go into basketball thread and say "i dont like this." Well do what youwant I guess.


very nice jokes! i will add them ! i love the spirits it really gives me hope that the community isn't full of nancies
'What is a child without his manhood?' hekori
parn
Profile Joined December 2010
France296 Posts
February 20 2011 03:47 GMT
#63
This thread is cool, lots of fun in here
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
Ever-Long
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada106 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:52:35
February 20 2011 03:51 GMT
#64
What's the difference between cats and drones?

+ Show Spoiler +
I don't cackle everytime i roast 6 drones (replace "cats" with "babies" for extra lol)
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
February 20 2011 03:55 GMT
#65
These are just so terrible that they become good. Except 42 (whoa!). That one was pretty funny
Trucy Wright is hot
MyLife
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
179 Posts
February 20 2011 03:57 GMT
#66
This is the largest group of dissapointment ive seen in my entire life... cant believe i even read half of them =/ Do NOT quit your day job.
B12ad
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States137 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 04:03:20
February 20 2011 03:58 GMT
#67
What happened when the zerg tried to fast expand with 15 drones?

He lost to...

1. pylon wall @ ramp
2. bunker wall @ ramp
3. reaper rush
4. 2 proxy gates @ 9 probes
5. scv marine allin
6. 2 gate stalker rush
7. 6 pool
8. thor drop
9. his opponent's macro cheese
10. missing any timing for the rest of the game by a second.
11. 1 gas 4 gate
12. by not SCOUTING.
13. bitbybit.prime
SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
February 20 2011 04:01 GMT
#68

What happened when the zerg tried to fast expand with 15 drones?

He held off a 2 raxx and eventually transitioned into a lair with ling/bling/mutas and the game went on.
marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
February 20 2011 04:02 GMT
#69
On February 20 2011 11:31 sharkmonger13 wrote:
9.Advertisement : Zergs. tired of terrans dropping a thor on your cliff? don't worry, you can ju-

11.a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed

42.A thor walks to a bar and gets there just before closing time and asks why is there no counter


These were the only 3 that even drew a smile to my lib. I appreciate your effort, but most of it did in no way come off funny to me. And then there's this:


36.A zerg user looks at his base and sees 12 drones on minerals and says i really need to get more drones, a terran user looks at the same situation and says i'm fine!
and drops a mule


... All I've read through 50+ jokes are the following: QQ terran is OP, QQ Protoss can deathball, QQ Zerg is underpowered...
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
Ever-Long
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada106 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 04:04:50
February 20 2011 04:02 GMT
#70
6 Mutas went to a bar and saw 3 marines chilling with a medivac.

all of the mutas died that night
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
February 20 2011 04:05 GMT
#71
Some of the jokes in the OP have potential. Let's fix them up.

Why did the mothership vortex the entire protoss army?
It didn't recall.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
sharkmonger13
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
February 20 2011 04:07 GMT
#72
can someone plz tell me y the thread title keeps changing
'What is a child without his manhood?' hekori
KevinIX
Profile Joined October 2009
United States2472 Posts
February 20 2011 04:08 GMT
#73
So bad but so good...
Liquid FIGHTING!!!
Cha1R
Profile Joined November 2010
United States221 Posts
February 20 2011 04:08 GMT
#74
this is a
+ Show Spoiler +
bad thread
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
February 20 2011 04:09 GMT
#75
On February 20 2011 13:05 motbob wrote:
Some of the jokes in the OP have potential. Let's fix them up.

Why did the mothership vortex the entire protoss army?
It didn't recall.


(^_^) This
+1
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
S.O.L.I.D.
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States792 Posts
February 20 2011 04:10 GMT
#76
On February 20 2011 13:05 motbob wrote:
Some of the jokes in the OP have potential. Let's fix them up.

Why did the mothership vortex the entire protoss army?
It didn't recall.


Let's just try to forget about these

I mean seriously.
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
February 20 2011 04:11 GMT
#77
This thread (omg the thread title) has reached the bottom of the barrel of awesomeness...

o choro é livre
awu25
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2003 Posts
February 20 2011 04:11 GMT
#78
the jokes are bad and so are your spelling and grammar
sharkmonger13
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
February 20 2011 04:12 GMT
#79
On February 20 2011 13:11 awu25 wrote:
the jokes are bad and so are your spelling and grammar


The jokes are bad, and so is your spelling and grammar.*
'What is a child without his manhood?' hekori
Zestypasta
Profile Joined August 2010
United States61 Posts
February 20 2011 04:13 GMT
#80
a baneling shows some marines his self-made film
+ Show Spoiler +
everyone was blown away


afterwards he rolls into a bar
+ Show Spoiler +
and explodes killing everyone inside+ Show Spoiler +
it was a protoss bar+ Show Spoiler +
the "tassabar"
At least I got chicken
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
February 20 2011 04:13 GMT
#81
none of the jokes are funny, and wtf is with the title?
puddingguy
Profile Joined December 2010
United States31 Posts
February 20 2011 04:13 GMT
#82
made me laugh
art things mostly
ampson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2355 Posts
February 20 2011 04:15 GMT
#83
Are these jokes....jokes? Anyways, contributing. Why didn't the hellions make it out of the zerg base? They ran too close to the spawning pool.
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
February 20 2011 04:17 GMT
#84
Some mod added another r rofl - best joke of the thread
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
February 20 2011 04:17 GMT
#85
Why is this 5 pages?
Moderator
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
February 20 2011 04:17 GMT
#86
Warning this thread is highly radioactive you may lose neurons everytime you press F5

This one is dedicated to OP:
A stalker walks into a bar. He sees an banshee pilot drinking a beer. Stalker tries to approach her but she disappeared in the blink of an eye.
o choro é livre
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