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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1484 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:31:05
May 24 2010 04:30 GMT
#1
Hey TL, let's share some epic quotes from people/movies/animes/books/etc., since reading awesome quotes NEVER gets boring.

I'll start with a more humorous one, though it is a bit dated.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon." - Chris Rock
cSc
Profile Joined May 2010
49 Posts
May 24 2010 04:35 GMT
#2
"We're not worthy. We Suck!"-Wayne and Garth. Wayne's World.
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
May 24 2010 04:37 GMT
#3
Two are better than one: they get a good wage for their labor. If the one falls, the other will lift up his companion. Woe to the solitary man! For if he should fall, he has no one to lift him up.
— Ecclesiastes 4-10
Rebornx3
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada200 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:38:43
May 24 2010 04:38 GMT
#4
"In this world, there contains only two types of humans. Pros, and Noobs."
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 24 2010 04:40 GMT
#5
"How are you doing?" - abraham lincoln
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
May 24 2010 04:40 GMT
#6
"I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorate cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers"
— Dane Cook
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:50:09
May 24 2010 04:42 GMT
#7
"I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word that I'm saying" - Oscar Wilde
"Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the bible says love you enemies" - Frank Sinatra
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly" - W. Churchill
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
May 24 2010 04:42 GMT
#8
"If you find yourself alone, riding through green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and you are already dead!" -Maximus Decimus Meridius
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
May 24 2010 04:44 GMT
#9
"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read."
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 24 2010 04:45 GMT
#10
u gotta skate
Hates Fun🤔
Jiffymix
Profile Joined April 2010
United States43 Posts
May 24 2010 04:46 GMT
#11
"Shut the hell up and play the damn game."
luminaire
Profile Joined May 2010
United States56 Posts
May 24 2010 04:46 GMT
#12
"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? "
-The Zapper
Work hard and never give up.
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
May 24 2010 04:46 GMT
#13
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" -Douglas Adams
I know where my towel is.
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
May 24 2010 04:47 GMT
#14
"Making Carriers is a very useful talent toi hav"
myopia
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2928 Posts
May 24 2010 04:48 GMT
#15
"I miss you" - Brian McMahan
it's my first day
checo
Profile Joined November 2008
Mexico1364 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:50:34
May 24 2010 04:49 GMT
#16
“One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine”
-Sir William Osler-

600post XD
El amor no mueve al mundo, ni hace brillar el sol, pero el amor hace latir este corazon....
gotlucky
Profile Joined May 2010
United States60 Posts
May 24 2010 04:50 GMT
#17
"You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day." -Ambrose Pierce


Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. -Ambrose Bierce
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
May 24 2010 04:50 GMT
#18
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

- Captain Zapp Brannigan
mcgriddle
Profile Joined April 2009
United States253 Posts
May 24 2010 04:51 GMT
#19
"If you can't explain it simply, then you don't understand it well enough"
-Inspired by Einstein

Reason obeys itself....and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 24 2010 04:51 GMT
#20
"We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all."
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
MacroNcheesE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States508 Posts
May 24 2010 04:52 GMT
#21
"So it goes." - Kurt Vonnegut
Doubt is the venom that has paralyzed humanity.
Ruehl
Profile Joined January 2007
United States68 Posts
May 24 2010 04:53 GMT
#22
G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry.
mcgriddle
Profile Joined April 2009
United States253 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:55:12
May 24 2010 04:54 GMT
#23
"You are the best. You are the worst. You are average. Your love is a part of you. You try to give it away because you cannot bear its radiance, but you cannot separate it from yourself. To understand your fellow humans, you must understand why you give them your love. You must realize that hate is but a crime-ridden subdivision of love. You must reclaim what you never lost. You must take leave of your sanity, and yet be fully responsible for your actions." -Gnarls Barkley, in a letter to the legendary rock critic Lester Bangs

Reason obeys itself....and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
Tsagacity
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2124 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:57:26
May 24 2010 04:56 GMT
#24
It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs. - Jack Handy
"Everyone worse than me at video games is a noob. Everyone better than me doesn't have a life."
Atinho
Profile Joined July 2009
United States36 Posts
May 24 2010 04:56 GMT
#25
What if sombody with Tourrets could have turret syndrome and they just kept making turrets? Think about that.~Tasteless
What if sombody with Tourrets could have turret syndrome and they just kept making turrets? Think about that.~Tasteless
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
May 24 2010 04:58 GMT
#26
"Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!"

- Attila the Hun
mcgriddle
Profile Joined April 2009
United States253 Posts
May 24 2010 05:01 GMT
#27
"One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills."

"Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars."

"Dance with her, and she will forgive much; dance well, and she will forgive anything."

"The more bosom a woman displayed, the less she wanted you to look. Openly, at least."

-Mat Cauthon from A Wheel of Time
Reason obeys itself....and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
Ch3m1c4l
Profile Joined May 2008
United States3 Posts
May 24 2010 05:05 GMT
#28
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." - Alexander Pope
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
May 24 2010 05:10 GMT
#29
On May 24 2010 13:40 BroOd wrote:
"How are you doing?" - abraham lincoln


if this is birbiglia, please touch me.
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
May 24 2010 05:11 GMT
#30
"It is not who said it, but what was said." - Voltaire
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
May 24 2010 05:12 GMT
#31
"logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end."-spock
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
SeeDLiNg
Profile Joined January 2010
United States690 Posts
May 24 2010 05:13 GMT
#32
"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

-Idiocracy
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
May 24 2010 05:15 GMT
#33
"nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded"
Yogi Berra
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
Thereisnosaurus
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Australia1822 Posts
May 24 2010 05:15 GMT
#34
"Have taken Trier with two divisions.

What do you want me to do? Give it back?"


-G.S. Patton in reply to a telegram from Eisenhower ordering him to bypass the city of Trier as it would take at least four divisions to capture
Poisonous Sheep counter Hydras
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
May 24 2010 05:19 GMT
#35
"It don't matter. None of this, none of this matters."
"It's better to burn out than to fade away."
- Carl Brutananadilewski
Bwenjarin Raffrack
Profile Joined November 2008
United States322 Posts
May 24 2010 05:21 GMT
#36
"Dear God," she prayed, "let me be something every minute of every hour of my life. Let me be gay; let me be sad. Let me be cold; let me be warm. Let me be hungry... have too much to eat. Let me be ragged or well dressed. Let me be sincere--be deceitful. Let me be truthful; let me be a liar. Let me be honorable and let me sin. Only let me be SOMETHING every blessed minute. And when I sleep, let me dream all the time so that not one little piece of living is ever lost."


- A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Betty Smith

The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most.

A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its clouds upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him and the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog.

Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side.

He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer. He will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.

If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes and death takes the master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even to death.


- Senator George Graham Vest, Missouri
I'm not as thunk as dreople pink I am.
Sieg
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada42 Posts
May 24 2010 06:16 GMT
#37
"Aim for the head" - Father Grigori
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
May 24 2010 06:18 GMT
#38
Very related. It's much better seeing the whole thing.



"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."" -George Carlin
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
May 24 2010 06:19 GMT
#39
How ya doin'? - Joey Tribbiani.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
May 24 2010 06:23 GMT
#40
This line was always used in the most epic of moments,

"Giggity giggity goo, all right"
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Xtal
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Haiti385 Posts
May 24 2010 06:34 GMT
#41
"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."

“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”

-Bruce Lee
Have you ever heard the story, about the Zergling and the Probe? The Probe didn't make it across the creep.
Belgo
Profile Joined September 2009
United States721 Posts
May 24 2010 06:37 GMT
#42
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created them. Genesis 1:27
12 gateways being thrown down, which is standard transition after the two observatory opening
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
May 24 2010 06:44 GMT
#43
"you talking to me?"

De Niro, Taxi Driver
XK ßubonic
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
May 24 2010 06:58 GMT
#44
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
- Douglas Adams

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
- Bob Monkhouse

Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
- Anonymous
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
iPF[Div]
Profile Joined February 2008
Spain572 Posts
May 24 2010 06:58 GMT
#45
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. - Ecclesiastes 9:11

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan "press on" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. - Calvin Coolidge

Since ma jae yoon and jin young soo stabbed me in the fucking back, i've got no one to rep here.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
May 24 2010 07:04 GMT
#46
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