Epic Quotes

Deleted User 47542

1484 Posts

May 24 2010 04:30 GMT

Hey TL, let's share some epic quotes from people/movies/animes/books/etc., since reading awesome quotes NEVER gets boring.

I'll start with a more humorous one, though it is a bit dated.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon." - Chris Rock

cSc

49 Posts

May 24 2010 04:35 GMT

"We're not worthy. We Suck!"-Wayne and Garth. Wayne's World.

neobowman

Canada3324 Posts

May 24 2010 04:37 GMT

Two are better than one: they get a good wage for their labor. If the one falls, the other will lift up his companion. Woe to the solitary man! For if he should fall, he has no one to lift him up.
— Ecclesiastes 4

-10

Rebornx3

Canada200 Posts

May 24 2010 04:38 GMT

"In this world, there contains only two types of humans. Pros, and Noobs."

BroOd

Austin10833 Posts

May 24 2010 04:40 GMT

"How are you doing?" - abraham lincoln

Hot_Bid

Braavos36401 Posts

May 24 2010 04:40 GMT

"I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorate cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers"
— Dane Cook

n.DieJokes

United States3443 Posts

May 24 2010 04:42 GMT

"I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word that I'm saying" - Oscar Wilde
"Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the bible says love you enemies" - Frank Sinatra
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly" - W. Churchill

Djzapz

Canada10681 Posts

May 24 2010 04:42 GMT

"If you find yourself alone, riding through green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and you are already dead!" -Maximus Decimus Meridius

semantics

10040 Posts

May 24 2010 04:44 GMT

"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read."

paper

13196 Posts

May 24 2010 04:45 GMT

#10

u gotta skate

Jiffymix

United States43 Posts

May 24 2010 04:46 GMT

#11

"Shut the hell up and play the damn game."

luminaire

United States56 Posts

May 24 2010 04:46 GMT

#12

"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? "
-The Zapper

wurm

Philippines2296 Posts

May 24 2010 04:46 GMT

#13

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" -Douglas Adams

neobowman

Canada3324 Posts

May 24 2010 04:47 GMT

#14

"Making Carriers is a very useful talent toi hav"

myopia

United States2928 Posts

May 24 2010 04:48 GMT

#15

"I miss you" - Brian McMahan

checo

Mexico1364 Posts

May 24 2010 04:49 GMT

#16

“One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine”
-Sir William Osler-

600post XD

gotlucky

United States60 Posts

May 24 2010 04:50 GMT

#17

"You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day." -Ambrose Pierce

Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. -Ambrose Bierce

Jyvblamo

Canada13788 Posts

May 24 2010 04:50 GMT

#18

In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

- Captain Zapp Brannigan

mcgriddle

United States253 Posts

May 24 2010 04:51 GMT

#19

"If you can't explain it simply, then you don't understand it well enough"
-Inspired by Einstein