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Deleted User 47542
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1484 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:31:05
May 24 2010 04:30 GMT
#1
Hey TL, let's share some epic quotes from people/movies/animes/books/etc., since reading awesome quotes NEVER gets boring.

I'll start with a more humorous one, though it is a bit dated.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon." - Chris Rock
cSc
Profile Joined May 2010
49 Posts
May 24 2010 04:35 GMT
#2
"We're not worthy. We Suck!"-Wayne and Garth. Wayne's World.
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
May 24 2010 04:37 GMT
#3
Two are better than one: they get a good wage for their labor. If the one falls, the other will lift up his companion. Woe to the solitary man! For if he should fall, he has no one to lift him up.
— Ecclesiastes 4-10
Rebornx3
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada200 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:38:43
May 24 2010 04:38 GMT
#4
"In this world, there contains only two types of humans. Pros, and Noobs."
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 24 2010 04:40 GMT
#5
"How are you doing?" - abraham lincoln
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
May 24 2010 04:40 GMT
#6
"I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorate cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers"
— Dane Cook
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:50:09
May 24 2010 04:42 GMT
#7
"I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word that I'm saying" - Oscar Wilde
"Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the bible says love you enemies" - Frank Sinatra
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly" - W. Churchill
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
May 24 2010 04:42 GMT
#8
"If you find yourself alone, riding through green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and you are already dead!" -Maximus Decimus Meridius
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
May 24 2010 04:44 GMT
#9
"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read."
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 24 2010 04:45 GMT
#10
u gotta skate
Hates Fun🤔
Jiffymix
Profile Joined April 2010
United States43 Posts
May 24 2010 04:46 GMT
#11
"Shut the hell up and play the damn game."
luminaire
Profile Joined May 2010
United States56 Posts
May 24 2010 04:46 GMT
#12
"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? "
-The Zapper
Work hard and never give up.
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
May 24 2010 04:46 GMT
#13
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" -Douglas Adams
I know where my towel is.
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
May 24 2010 04:47 GMT
#14
"Making Carriers is a very useful talent toi hav"
myopia
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2928 Posts
May 24 2010 04:48 GMT
#15
"I miss you" - Brian McMahan
it's my first day
checo
Profile Joined November 2008
Mexico1364 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:50:34
May 24 2010 04:49 GMT
#16
“One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine”
-Sir William Osler-

600post XD
El amor no mueve al mundo, ni hace brillar el sol, pero el amor hace latir este corazon....
gotlucky
Profile Joined May 2010
United States60 Posts
May 24 2010 04:50 GMT
#17
"You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day." -Ambrose Pierce


Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. -Ambrose Bierce
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
May 24 2010 04:50 GMT
#18
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

- Captain Zapp Brannigan
mcgriddle
Profile Joined April 2009
United States253 Posts
May 24 2010 04:51 GMT
#19
"If you can't explain it simply, then you don't understand it well enough"
-Inspired by Einstein

Reason obeys itself....and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 24 2010 04:51 GMT
#20
"We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all."
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
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