Epic Quotes - Page 2
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Atinho
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
"Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!" - Attila the Hun | ||
mcgriddle
United States253 Posts
"Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars." "Dance with her, and she will forgive much; dance well, and she will forgive anything." "The more bosom a woman displayed, the less she wanted you to look. Openly, at least." -Mat Cauthon from A Wheel of Time | ||
Ch3m1c4l
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mOnion
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On May 24 2010 13:40 BroOd wrote: "How are you doing?" - abraham lincoln if this is birbiglia, please touch me. | ||
mmp
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Malgrif
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SeeDLiNg
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-Idiocracy | ||
hacklebeast
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Yogi Berra | ||
Thereisnosaurus
Australia1822 Posts
What do you want me to do? Give it back?" -G.S. Patton in reply to a telegram from Eisenhower ordering him to bypass the city of Trier as it would take at least four divisions to capture | ||
Sinensis
United States2513 Posts
"It's better to burn out than to fade away." - Carl Brutananadilewski | ||
Bwenjarin Raffrack
United States322 Posts
"Dear God," she prayed, "let me be something every minute of every hour of my life. Let me be gay; let me be sad. Let me be cold; let me be warm. Let me be hungry... have too much to eat. Let me be ragged or well dressed. Let me be sincere--be deceitful. Let me be truthful; let me be a liar. Let me be honorable and let me sin. Only let me be SOMETHING every blessed minute. And when I sleep, let me dream all the time so that not one little piece of living is ever lost." - A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Betty Smith The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its clouds upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him and the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer. He will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes and death takes the master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even to death. - Senator George Graham Vest, Missouri | ||
Sieg
Canada42 Posts
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."" -George Carlin | ||
BloodDrunK
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
"Giggity giggity goo, all right" | ||
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