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MacroNcheesE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States508 Posts
May 24 2010 04:52 GMT
#21
"So it goes." - Kurt Vonnegut
Doubt is the venom that has paralyzed humanity.
Ruehl
Profile Joined January 2007
United States68 Posts
May 24 2010 04:53 GMT
#22
G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry.
mcgriddle
Profile Joined April 2009
United States253 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:55:12
May 24 2010 04:54 GMT
#23
"You are the best. You are the worst. You are average. Your love is a part of you. You try to give it away because you cannot bear its radiance, but you cannot separate it from yourself. To understand your fellow humans, you must understand why you give them your love. You must realize that hate is but a crime-ridden subdivision of love. You must reclaim what you never lost. You must take leave of your sanity, and yet be fully responsible for your actions." -Gnarls Barkley, in a letter to the legendary rock critic Lester Bangs

Reason obeys itself....and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
Tsagacity
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2124 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 04:57:26
May 24 2010 04:56 GMT
#24
It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs. - Jack Handy
"Everyone worse than me at video games is a noob. Everyone better than me doesn't have a life."
Atinho
Profile Joined July 2009
United States36 Posts
May 24 2010 04:56 GMT
#25
What if sombody with Tourrets could have turret syndrome and they just kept making turrets? Think about that.~Tasteless
What if sombody with Tourrets could have turret syndrome and they just kept making turrets? Think about that.~Tasteless
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
May 24 2010 04:58 GMT
#26
"Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!"

- Attila the Hun
mcgriddle
Profile Joined April 2009
United States253 Posts
May 24 2010 05:01 GMT
#27
"One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills."

"Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars."

"Dance with her, and she will forgive much; dance well, and she will forgive anything."

"The more bosom a woman displayed, the less she wanted you to look. Openly, at least."

-Mat Cauthon from A Wheel of Time
Reason obeys itself....and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
Ch3m1c4l
Profile Joined May 2008
United States3 Posts
May 24 2010 05:05 GMT
#28
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." - Alexander Pope
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
May 24 2010 05:10 GMT
#29
On May 24 2010 13:40 BroOd wrote:
"How are you doing?" - abraham lincoln


if this is birbiglia, please touch me.
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
May 24 2010 05:11 GMT
#30
"It is not who said it, but what was said." - Voltaire
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
May 24 2010 05:12 GMT
#31
"logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end."-spock
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
SeeDLiNg
Profile Joined January 2010
United States690 Posts
May 24 2010 05:13 GMT
#32
"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

-Idiocracy
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
May 24 2010 05:15 GMT
#33
"nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded"
Yogi Berra
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
Thereisnosaurus
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Australia1822 Posts
May 24 2010 05:15 GMT
#34
"Have taken Trier with two divisions.

What do you want me to do? Give it back?"


-G.S. Patton in reply to a telegram from Eisenhower ordering him to bypass the city of Trier as it would take at least four divisions to capture
Poisonous Sheep counter Hydras
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
May 24 2010 05:19 GMT
#35
"It don't matter. None of this, none of this matters."
"It's better to burn out than to fade away."
- Carl Brutananadilewski
Bwenjarin Raffrack
Profile Joined November 2008
United States322 Posts
May 24 2010 05:21 GMT
#36
"Dear God," she prayed, "let me be something every minute of every hour of my life. Let me be gay; let me be sad. Let me be cold; let me be warm. Let me be hungry... have too much to eat. Let me be ragged or well dressed. Let me be sincere--be deceitful. Let me be truthful; let me be a liar. Let me be honorable and let me sin. Only let me be SOMETHING every blessed minute. And when I sleep, let me dream all the time so that not one little piece of living is ever lost."


- A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Betty Smith

The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most.

A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its clouds upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him and the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog.

Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side.

He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer. He will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.

If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes and death takes the master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even to death.


- Senator George Graham Vest, Missouri
I'm not as thunk as dreople pink I am.
Sieg
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada42 Posts
May 24 2010 06:16 GMT
#37
"Aim for the head" - Father Grigori
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
May 24 2010 06:18 GMT
#38
Very related. It's much better seeing the whole thing.



"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."" -George Carlin
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
May 24 2010 06:19 GMT
#39
How ya doin'? - Joey Tribbiani.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
May 24 2010 06:23 GMT
#40
This line was always used in the most epic of moments,

"Giggity giggity goo, all right"
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
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