The Official Grudge Match Thread - Page 11

On April 11 2014 01:19 chrisolo wrote:


Are you mentally retarded? Like seriously, not in a funny way, because you act like you are.

I don't care about your challenge, since I don't play 1on1s. And now go f**k yourself. I never threw any side comments at you. Its always you coming up with an idiotic comment to one of my posts. I really do not care about your attention whoring and I ll stop answering any post of you from now on.

@Mods:
This is actually quite on-topic, since she challenged me and I declined. I intended to write this as a PM, but she'd surely report it anyways, so ye go ahead, if you think punishment is needed.

On January 28 2014 16:06 chrisolo wrote:


What if ninazerg tries to be funny?

On December 06 2013 18:46 chrisolo wrote:


This quoted one.

On January 28 2014 20:01 chrisolo wrote:


What if ninazerg tries to be funny?

On April 11 2014 02:32 GeckoXp wrote:

Contributing post:

Nina < EywaSC

*cough*

On April 11 2014 16:43 GeckoXp wrote:


It doesn't change the fact that the only game I can recall was you losing against a 50 APM Canadian with a big mouth on a particularly old and rather easy island map. And not due to imbalance, simply because you had no idea how to approach that.

Although it highly amuses me that Chris freaks out so much while pretending to troll me every now and again, it's also a bit silly on your part. The both of you are almost equally skilled, which is huge given that Chris plays a lot less than you do, and if he does, it's mostly 2on2. Unlike you he usually does not dodge opponents left and right - aka. spending 30% of his time on iccup.com to judge opponents - in order to avoid getting smacked on stream. I completely get why he would reject games though after reading this wannabe hate post. You should get Eywa back so you can focus your new born hipster anger on someone different. I do like some silly posting to spice up things, but that's just pathetic.

On April 11 2014 10:17 ninazerg wrote:



I do recall you signing up for a 1v1 tournament and playing in it, although my memory is a bit fuzzy about who you played, but I do seem to recall you being a bit upset about losing. So yes, in fact, you do know how to play 1 on 1, however, you just choose not to because I suppose you are doing what we call "dodging".

I feel like you have a lot of pent-up anger towards me. Here is some of your handiwork that I've mentioned:







But to answer your question regarding my mental retardation: Yes. I have been diagnosed with many psychological and mental disorders and deficiencies which have greatly inhibited my communication and logic skills. As a result of my lack of cognition, I am unable to recognize patterns in behavior, engage in problem-solving/logic tasks, and have a severe language barrier to overcome, and communicate primarily through clapping. Due to my poor hand-eye coordination, I also cannot eat without assistance and cannot type using my keyboard. To type this message to you, my psychologist has devised a method by which I can communicate: a grid of letters and other characters on a chart. An individual will tap each character, one at a time, and I simply clap when they reach the correct character/letter that I have in mind, then they have me clap once to confirm if it is a yes, and two claps if they picked the wrong letter.

As far as reporting you to the TL moderators, I never had any intention of doing so, as it would be difficult for me to further communicate with you if you were to be suddenly banned from Teamliquid.net, despite your uncalled-for, and vulgar insults. You simply took jabs at me, and then I jokingly poked back, and when confronted with a taste of your own medicine (so to speak), you lashed out. Had it been in any other thread, I would've simply laughed it off, but since it was this thread, I jokingly demanded a grudgematch, to which you replied in a very overly-dramatic manner. This leads me to believe that there may genuinely be some animosity towards me, which of course, you will deny, saying something akin to "No, I'm not mad at all (which would be an obvious lie) but rather I just hate stupidity and I am tired of your bullshit." I should point out though that the TL moderators do have a policy of banning for "martyrdom", where if you simply say "go ahead and do it", they will in fact, go ahead and do it. I recommend editing out that part of your post.

Finally, due to the aggressive nature of your prior post, I have no choice but to legitimately challenge you to a duel in StarCraft: Brood War. The terms of the match will be negotiated shortly, but I would recommend the following: Best-of-five, with the map pool including: Python, Heartbreak Ridge, Neo Ground Zero, Neo Electric Circuit, and Benzene. Of course, I am obligated to disparage your potential performance while simultaneously boasting of my own ability beforehand for the traditional "smack talk", which I will now dictate to you: I will smash you. You will be like a car being compacted down to the size of a cube. You will be annihilated so hard that matter will actually cease to exist, violating the principle of mass conservation in a scientific impossibility that can only be attributed to the most devastating of defeats in StarCraft. My arrows will blot out the sun. You are the city of Tokyo and greater metropolitan area, and I am Gojira, the legendary monster of the seas, awakened by underwater nuclear tests, and I will ravage and demolish the skyscrapers of your glorious skzline as millions flee in terror. Despite the enormity and the inevitability of your imminent defeat at my hands, I see you as a worthy opponent and look forward to clashing with you in the intellectual chessmatch that is StarCraft: BroodWar.



No, I beat him many times; ask for reps. You should get that cough checked out.

On April 11 2014 19:02 Shock710 wrote:

sweet or salty?
(i personally love both, tho need drinks with both of them)

On April 11 2014 21:42 Cele wrote:


chris eeeasy. But Nina, you did it all wrong! If you wanna make him mad, just call him ChrissL, that really grinds his gears :D

On April 12 2014 04:33 Fazers wrote:


Too much block of text

Go grudge match right meow