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On October 24 2013 16:16 ninazerg wrote:


I disagree with your assessment that Eywa has reached C-. If he can buy Sziky's soul for 400 dollars, getting someone to get an account of his to C- for 20 bucks doesn't seem like that much of a stretch. Realistically, if Eywa had reached C-, it would only be because we've warped spacetime and have teleported to a similar parallel universe where Tupac is dead (he's alive) and Herman Cain is the President of the United States, because in our current universe, C- for Eywa would trigger a chain reaction that would destroy all of the matter in existence, effectively obliterating the universe. Since this has not happened yet, I think we can safely assume that Eywa is still around D-/E level, and we should start an ERIT or ERTL for him to compete in, because I am convinced that he periodically gets up from his computer to smear feces on his walls during games, which is why his macro is non-existent and the Webster Dictionary has defined the antonym to "micro" as "Eywa". Day[9] once burst into laughter in one of his dailies recalling a joke where his friend was explaining to a girlfriend what micro was, and said "In this hand I have eywa" and opened his hand to reveal a Yu-Gi-Oh card with Eywa's zero stats, and then he opened the other hand, and there was nothing in it, and she was like "There's nothing there." and he was like "STILL BETTER MICRO THAN WHAT EYWA HAS."

Edit: Not that I want to see Eywa play. I want Qikz to take the place of Eywa, because I want to see an actual game of StarCraft.