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[Reach] His Apology to TossGirl - Page 3

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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 19 2009 05:49 GMT
#41
I hope Reach makes her a Pylon heart in the game.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
0z
Profile Joined August 2006
Luxembourg877 Posts
July 19 2009 05:53 GMT
#42
lol i was there, it wasn't so one sided, although it was clear who was winning.
And i remember just before the game the caster asked reach who'll win, so he probably felt guilty at that point for fixing it.
TheFallofTroy
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada780 Posts
July 19 2009 06:17 GMT
#43
Don't be fooled by the MAN-liness of Reach;

Because that wasn't an apology, it was a pick-up line...
^_^V
sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
July 19 2009 07:51 GMT
#44
On July 19 2009 13:06 Archaic wrote:
The pictures of Tossgirl are just getting worse and worse.


Just used the one that the original article did.

On July 19 2009 13:23 Sentenal wrote:
"Sorry for ass raping you really bad in Germany, babe, I didn't mean to, things like that just happen when you are as manly as me."


This and all other comments involving a--raping, I feel like a mod can't even ban this one for being chauvinistically offensive...

On July 19 2009 13:30 Ideas wrote:
i was about to say GENTEMANTOSS

but the story is very gentlemanly what with being 3 years too late


I was thinking about that...Reach is probably thinking like,"Oh lady...do you really have to bring stuff up from THREE years ago? But he was being gentle...

On July 19 2009 14:02 edhead999 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2009 12:25 sky_slasher wrote:
The problem was that he totally owned her.


After reading this sentence I lol'd and couldn't read the rest of the article.


Well, I guess more refined translation would've been "The problem was that he pulled an easy win" or something along that line, but I thought I would just put a spin of StarCraft nerds talk...
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5540 Posts
July 19 2009 07:55 GMT
#45
Did you guys know i played reach? cause i did
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
July 19 2009 08:12 GMT
#46
i didn't know reach lost to tossgirl
"Thanks for the kind words, but if SS is the most interesting book you've ever read, you must have just started reading a couple of weeks ago." - Mark Rippetoe
elmer1410
Profile Joined July 2008
Poland4 Posts
July 19 2009 08:17 GMT
#47
I think he just wants to bang her.
Bisu fanboy
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27177 Posts
July 19 2009 08:20 GMT
#48
WOW GUYS YOU KNOW i THINK JOKES ABOUT BUTT SEX AND FUCKING BECAUSE ONE PLAYER IS A GIRL IS REALLY HILARIOUS.

HOW ABOUT WE HAVE 50 PAGES OF RAPED-LOL JOKES.

Seriously, grow the fuck up.
ModeratorGodfather
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 19 2009 08:21 GMT
#49
"Sorry I owned you so badly Tossgirl. " - Reach
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 19 2009 08:22 GMT
#50
On July 19 2009 17:12 unknown.sam wrote:
i didn't know reach lost to tossgirl

I honestly didn't think Tossgirl was that bad, until I saw her get owned in ESWC by practically everyone.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Methos
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States206 Posts
July 19 2009 08:25 GMT
#51
On July 19 2009 17:12 unknown.sam wrote:
i didn't know reach lost to tossgirl


He didn't
genryou
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia390 Posts
July 19 2009 08:26 GMT
#52
Despite all of this, I just hope that Reach didnt lose to Tossgirl in this Heritage Match
I, Challenge Everything
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-19 08:36:00
July 19 2009 08:35 GMT
#53
On July 19 2009 17:20 Manifesto7 wrote:
WOW GUYS YOU KNOW i THINK JOKES ABOUT BUTT SEX AND FUCKING BECAUSE ONE PLAYER IS A GIRL IS REALLY HILARIOUS.

HOW ABOUT WE HAVE 50 PAGES OF RAPED-LOL JOKES.

Seriously, grow the fuck up.


RAPED BY MANI LOL

edit: MANLI
Do your best, God will do the rest.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27177 Posts
July 19 2009 08:36 GMT
#54
I'd punch you if your hockey team wasn't so prone to gagging.
ModeratorGodfather
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 19 2009 08:41 GMT
#55
On July 19 2009 17:35 jkillashark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2009 17:20 Manifesto7 wrote:
WOW GUYS YOU KNOW i THINK JOKES ABOUT BUTT SEX AND FUCKING BECAUSE ONE PLAYER IS A GIRL IS REALLY HILARIOUS.

HOW ABOUT WE HAVE 50 PAGES OF RAPED-LOL JOKES.

Seriously, grow the fuck up.


RAPED BY MANI LOL

edit: MANLI



I second the motion for Manifesto to become Manlifesto. hahaha

And thank you for that Mani... I wonder if they think it's funny and original after the first million times it's been said. lol
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-19 08:43:46
July 19 2009 08:42 GMT
#56
ridiculous

Reach changed strategies to not get embarrased by loosing to Tossgirl in Germany and tries to hide it by saying that he got "nervous" and "forgot" about it.

Pretty lame to apologize 3 years after too


And yeah, what Manifesto7 said. Some people need to grow the fuck up, Tossgirls a girl... so what? Get over it. You're making TL look bad and really immature.
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
July 19 2009 08:44 GMT
#57
This is just hype...no need to make abig deal out of it.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
rapture
Profile Joined January 2003
Germany645 Posts
July 19 2009 08:56 GMT
#58
I didn't have much expectations in this thread but somehow i still feal disappointed... although mani tryed to save it -_-

p.s. might be the LACK of good (T)ToSsGirL photos
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
July 19 2009 09:04 GMT
#59
Mmmm? Out-of-point question - who will suit ToSsGirL the most in a marriage? progamers that is.
JesusLovesYou
Profile Joined July 2009
2 Posts
July 19 2009 09:09 GMT
#60
On July 19 2009 17:20 Manifesto7 wrote:
WOW GUYS YOU KNOW i THINK JOKES ABOUT BUTT SEX AND FUCKING BECAUSE ONE PLAYER IS A GIRL IS REALLY HILARIOUS.

HOW ABOUT WE HAVE 50 PAGES OF RAPED-LOL JOKES.

Seriously, grow the fuck up.


DO NOT POST IN ALL CAPS. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SCREAMING.

Nah, seriously I like how this turned form ass raping Tossgirl to sucking Manifesto's dick.

Good job guys.

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