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[NSFW] Xcraft — Gratuitous Russian F2P BW Knockoff

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bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
May 22 2018 18:40 GMT
#1
"In 2509 the Confederation, the most stable political force in Koprau sector, announced free space colonization..."
In Soviet Russia, copyright violate YOU!

[image loading]


I saw ads for this game called xCraft on TL, and after some Reddit investigating decided to share it to see what others think.

It seems self-aware:
These Russians are completely insolent. I also want to live forever, but I would never clone the hero of World War II... Most likely they preside in the government of the Earth and somehow bypassed the ban. In any case, I am waiting for the arrival of the fleet of Marshal Zhukov, to put an end to xerjs and destroy the power of the scientific office. The Scientologist must die!


Beyond the blatant ripoff of BW ("the battle between Xerjs, Tosses, and Terrans", c'mon)
[image loading]

And stealing video from Serenity/Firefly and Moon.



What I found entertaining was the awful writing. It seems that the game's endorsement of 'colonization' (of Blizzard's IP) is actually used as a selling point. It markets itself with the offer of:
"Touch the legend..."
"Colonize planets because the space is infinite."
"My dream is to fertilize two females at a time."



What I didn't anticipate how quickly it became NSFW. This appears as soon as you register (emphasis mine):
"If you are under 21, you are not allowed to visit this project.

Welcome to the dark world of the future. The fierce struggle for resources has heated up to the limit. Players rob, hurt and rape here.
If this is unacceptable for you please leave the project before you start.

After 500 years, free sexual relations are promoted. If this is unacceptable for you please leave the project.

Communication between players, forum and chat are moderated according to the laws of the XXVI century.
If you are confused by the possible boorish behavior of the project participants do not contact them, do not attack space pirates, do not read the chat, do not go to the forum.

Do not gaze into abyss, or abyss starts to gaze into you.


As soon as you start, here is the background of "Your personal ajutant [sic] is calling" + Show Spoiler [NSFW wtf StarCraft Hentai] +
[image loading]


I thought I could escape the totally un-expected softcore porn by playing as the "Xerjs", but I was wrong + Show Spoiler [same NSFW, but for the "Xerjs&qu…] +
[image loading]


The gameplay consists of setting build commands, then waiting ages (between 1.5min and 2hr) for things to build. So I got bored and left. But if anyone else dares to explore this monstrosity, please do post updates!
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
JungleTerrain
Profile Joined January 2012
Chile799 Posts
May 22 2018 19:10 GMT
#2
Lol looks like the Xerjs spare some of the beautiful women that fall into their claws and instead of eating them use them as sexy personal adjutants to the cerebrates.
www.broodwarmaps.net
FyRe_DragOn
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada2056 Posts
May 22 2018 19:32 GMT
#3
LOL
aka DragOn[NaS]
AdelSC123
Profile Joined March 2010
France362 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-05-22 20:41:04
May 22 2018 20:40 GMT
#4
I feel like we have the obligation to create an TL xcraft clan but I cant be bothered
Gorgonoth
Profile Joined August 2017
United States468 Posts
May 22 2018 21:09 GMT
#5
wow
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10360 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-05-22 23:39:59
May 22 2018 23:38 GMT
#6
I am proud of my people.

On May 23 2018 05:40 AdelSC123 wrote:
I feel like we have the obligation to create an TL xcraft clan but I cant be bothered

Let me know if anyone needs help navigating the site or getting started.
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
Twinkle Toes
Profile Joined May 2012
United States3605 Posts
May 22 2018 23:55 GMT
#7
LOL THIS IS AMAZING!
Bisu - INnoVation - Dark - Rogue - Stats
[AS]Rattus
Profile Joined March 2017
428 Posts
May 23 2018 00:03 GMT
#8
i was kinda into these kind of games 14 years ago.
would have totally played it, especially with that advisor at hand.
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
May 23 2018 02:25 GMT
#9
this is the greatest thing i've ever seen hahahaha i thought this was a joke WOW
get rich or die mining
TL+ Member
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 23 2018 03:08 GMT
#10
My dream is to fertilize two females at a time.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
avanhokie
Profile Joined May 2017
50 Posts
May 23 2018 06:15 GMT
#11
[image loading]
avanhokie
Profile Joined May 2017
50 Posts
May 23 2018 06:17 GMT
#12
[image loading]

Glad everyone's favorite cerebrate Daggoth... er I mean daggot has made an appearance.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10833 Posts
May 23 2018 07:04 GMT
#13
Damn, this looks more promising than remastered.
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
orvinreyes
Profile Joined June 2007
577 Posts
May 23 2018 07:45 GMT
#14
How do you even pronounce "Xerj"
http://youtu.be/LfmrHTdXgK4
Terrorbladder
Profile Joined May 2014
2750 Posts
May 23 2018 08:13 GMT
#15
My dream is to fertilize two females at a time.
My dream is to fertilize two females at a time.
awerti
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
227 Posts
May 23 2018 10:18 GMT
#16
And it's been around for 9 years already :D
For Aiur!
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
May 23 2018 11:24 GMT
#17
On May 23 2018 16:45 orvinreyes wrote:
How do you even pronounce "Xerj"


I would go with "XE-rj", but I imagine you could also go "xe-RJ" with emphasis on the 'rj'
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
kogeT
Profile Joined September 2013
Poland2042 Posts
May 23 2018 12:13 GMT
#18
Wasn't there a topic in a past where at least a dozen of different starcraft remakes were mentioned? Especially in Korea there has been so many.
https://www.twitch.tv/kogetbw
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
May 23 2018 13:21 GMT
#19
On May 23 2018 21:13 kogeT wrote:
Wasn't there a topic in a past where at least a dozen of different starcraft remakes were mentioned? Especially in Korea there has been so many.

Yeah, there was this thread:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/528586-bw-look-a-like-jurassic-war-ii-2-trk
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Cele
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Germany4016 Posts
May 23 2018 18:44 GMT
#20
Game looks even more promising than sc:r!!
Broodwar for life!
Starecat
Profile Joined August 2014
941 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-05-23 19:35:22
May 23 2018 19:35 GMT
#21
[image loading]

This is the only response i can think of.
:3
JungleTerrain
Profile Joined January 2012
Chile799 Posts
May 24 2018 15:08 GMT
#22
Classic ff6
www.broodwarmaps.net
ne4aJIb
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Russian Federation3209 Posts
May 24 2018 19:15 GMT
#23
I logged in, pressed a couple of buttons and realized that I have already played this game like many years ago. ;O
Bisu,Best,Stork,Jangbi and Flash, Fantasy, Leta, Light and Jaedong, Hydra, Zero, Soulkey assemble in ACE now!
rotta
Profile Joined December 2011
5638 Posts
May 25 2018 12:13 GMT
#24
On May 23 2018 12:08 ninazerg wrote:
My dream is to fertilize two females at a time.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
don't wall off against random
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2781 Posts
May 26 2018 04:37 GMT
#25
LOL!

What an entertaining find, thanks for sharing!
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4439 Posts
May 27 2018 02:02 GMT
#26
any gameplay vids on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
byj
Profile Joined November 2015
526 Posts
May 28 2018 01:13 GMT
#27
WOW
we need to mod this into SC:R
Giene
Profile Joined January 2019
1 Post
January 14 2019 13:59 GMT
#28
the game exists for 10 years and continuously the "beta " version. day without change = day lost. everything is done in order to earn as much money as possible on players. bug on the bug. one being repaired arises a new one. it will finish you

(https://xcraft.ru/rules.html), 8.6: The administration is not responsible for the loss of players due to bugs, defects or any other circumstances.
Tantranaut
Profile Joined November 2019
1 Post
November 20 2019 11:52 GMT
#29
:oOOOOOYEAAAAA..
this something made by Russians, admins are Russians .. it's already fair enough .. they say with background sense
..
[image loading] .. subject matter was "armor[ARMOR!] regeneration by xerjs' overlords that failed my attack on 7 days absent player planet & loot picked up one russian freak that probably launched attack on same planet after me .. so, no any reply - why armor regeneration is running out there .. & russians found bad russian words & BAN ..
while they must BAN themselves .. as admins that overlook a global chat ..
..
BULLSHIT of all time - to write forum = must pay, .. Post Topic 5 Hydarian Crystals, reply in topic - 1 HC, ..
..
New Time - not far before, some few weeks - New Update -> Computer Technology with CRP 9[nine, was 2 or 2.5] ..
consequences - now to reach Nanite Factory with requirement Comp Tech Level 5 is taking 90 days without nano lab, 59 days with nano lab tech 1(25% bonus) & with Nano Lab Level 2 - 43.75% research speed bonus .. & Comp Tech Level 5 cost 5,248,800 Metal 2,624,400 Crystal 656,100 Vespene ..
& more about the came update - the total idiotic cut of the researched Computer Tech - mine was in researching level 7 - idiots cut it to level 1 .. while adequate level to keep was Level 3 ..
..
*perhaps, i playing my game & ignore idiots' government - however, they commit enormous EFFORTS about it - We Are Creators - same as Gods .. & this is OUR Territory - with meaning "whatever according to our mind & Plan" ..
..
AntiHack
Profile Joined January 2009
Switzerland553 Posts
November 20 2019 12:02 GMT
#30
"In Soviet Russia copyright violates you" Now my life is complete. Thank you.
"I am very tired of your grammar errors" - Zoler[MB]
XenOsky
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Chile2358 Posts
November 20 2019 17:44 GMT
#31
Soft porn and starcraft... im playing this shit.
ἡ τῆς Νεμέσεως τάξις
pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5402 Posts
January 27 2020 16:47 GMT
#32
On May 27 2018 11:02 iPlaY.NettleS wrote:
any gameplay vids on youtube?


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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
January 28 2020 02:01 GMT
#33
LOL damn
POGGERS
abuse
Profile Joined April 2011
Latvia1945 Posts
January 28 2020 08:16 GMT
#34
that's quite something.
Half the assets ripped form starcraft and the other half from ogame.
I don't believe you.
Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1894 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-01-30 05:42:01
January 30 2020 05:41 GMT
#35
An irritated topic start, but free advertising is a free advertising ^^
Reps.ru guys tried this game nine years ago. It seems to me a lot has visually changed since then, but I don't want to play again anyway.
patyrykin.net
LUCKY_NOOB
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Bulgaria1554 Posts
January 31 2020 16:39 GMT
#36
Still better than SC2. ^_._^
ko-fi.com/luckynoob
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