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jspretense
Profile Joined January 2007
United States11 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-06 11:13:27
February 06 2007 11:09 GMT
#1
Here's what I would say if I had a Starcraft playing girlfriend, or if I wanted to express my feelings toward someone by invoking my passion for Starcraft. What would you say?


You attack moved into my heart

I devote my life to you and Aiur

You're the most beautiful woman in the world after the valkyrie pilot

You're as cute as a probe meow

My heart is at 300 apm when I'm with you

I know you as well as lost temple

Life without you would be as barren as Char

You must have 0 shields, because you just mind controlled my heart

I feel like I'm on stimpacks when I'm with you
GoBOXERgogo
Profile Joined June 2006
664 Posts
February 06 2007 11:11 GMT
#2
Heal my penis with your mouth
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13526 Posts
February 06 2007 11:12 GMT
#3
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
February 06 2007 11:16 GMT
#4
Her ramp was guarded by festering polyps.
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
February 06 2007 11:18 GMT
#5
hahahaha
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
February 06 2007 11:21 GMT
#6
stop storm-dodging my love<3
Hates Fun🤔
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
February 06 2007 11:24 GMT
#7
HAHAHA fucking hilarious!
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
roadrunner_sc
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1220 Posts
February 06 2007 11:25 GMT
#8
Hey baby, can I burrow my lurker in your creep?
Average Posts Per Week: 13.37
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
February 06 2007 11:25 GMT
#9
i dont know what to say
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Polemarch
Profile Joined August 2005
Canada1564 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-06 11:27:20
February 06 2007 11:26 GMT
#10
You light up my command center.

You and I go together like corsairs and reavers.

-- followup when you have a fight: you're the fat, slow, and stupid reaver! (only if you want her to walk into somebody else's sunken colony)
I BELIEVE IN CAPITAL LETTER PUNISHMENT!!!!!
TheMusiC
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1054 Posts
February 06 2007 11:29 GMT
#11
i have a feeling this thread is going to be amazing
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
February 06 2007 11:32 GMT
#12
"GG OWNED!" - **after sex**
SCC-Caliban
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
February 06 2007 11:34 GMT
#13
HAHA LIQUISCOOP
mod please don't close, wait a day or two to let this expand
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
February 06 2007 11:36 GMT
#14
when i see you walk by, my body freezes like a dragoon <3
Hates Fun🤔
crazie-penguin
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States1253 Posts
February 06 2007 11:41 GMT
#15
nice one ryuGie!!
zdd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1463 Posts
February 06 2007 11:41 GMT
#16
"you look like Rainbow when you look at me like that"
All you need in life is a strong will to succeed and unrelenting determination. If you meet these prerequisites, you can become anything you want with absolutely no luck, fortune or natural ability.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
February 06 2007 11:41 GMT
#17
Hey baby, can we hatch some lings?
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
February 06 2007 11:44 GMT
#18
On February 06 2007 20:11 GoBOXERgogo wrote:
Heal my penis with your mouth


Haha I agree ^_^

Just get a real girlfriend who plays SC - one of my previous girlfriends played Starcraft, and she was GOOD O_O

Tossgirl in disguise, maybe?
^-^
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
February 06 2007 11:47 GMT
#19
"can i put my photon cannon in your ass...please...come on...they did it to strafe..."
SCC-Caliban
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
February 06 2007 11:51 GMT
#20
It was as if I was getting stormed by an HT when we first touched hands, embraced in a bug, and shared a kiss.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
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