Let's get hype for Korean Brood War!

Well, with the onset of BW coming back to korea, the surge of ex pros streaming on afreeca, more and more sponsorships coming in, I would like to say that this is a great time for BW, a revival of ---





YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT ALL CAPS LOCK, THIS AIN’T NO NORMAL ARTICLE, THIS IS A HYPE ARTICLE!!! WE TALKING ABOUT KOREAN HYPE!!!!!! WE TALKING THE RIBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUU, THE PREEEEEEEEGUUUUUUUUU, THE WOMBO COMBO STORRRRRRRMS, THE KOREAN SHOUTING AT 2 AM IN THE MORNING!!!!

WE BE TALKING ABOUT BROOOD WAR!!! THIS AIN’T NO SISSY DOTA OR SISSY LOL GAME, THIS AIN’T NO NORMAL ANIME FIGHTER GAME, THIS AIN’T NO FIFA NOR CONSOLE CRAP, WE TALKING THE BEST GAME IN THE EXISTENCE OF MANKIND. WE TALKING BROOD WAR, WE TALKING STARCRAFT.



ALRIGHT, LEMME BREAK THIS DOWN FOR YA BROTHERS AND SISTERS, YA HEAR? SO WE ARE GETTING BROOD WAR BACK ON THE TELE!!! DAMN WHAT SON?



DAAAAAAMMMNNN BOYS, WE IN THERE. WE BACK ON THE BIG STAGES. MY HOMIE SONIC DONE GOOD STUFF TO HOLD IT DOWN FOR US BROOD WAR FANS. WE EVEN GOT DEM KPOP GURLS IN THERE, YA KNOW? WE GOT DAT QT IU, WE GOT SHOES, WE GOT KIM CARRIER, WE GOT THE HYPE. HELL SON, WE EVEN GOT MORE LEAGUES COMING UP. WE GOT DAT LOVETV SL3 WITH OVER $80 GRAND OF BIG BENNIES. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GREEN THAT IS? LEMME TRY TO DEMONSTRATE WITH MY HOMIES TYRONE AND MIKAEL.



OK SENOR AMAZINGXKCD? SO WHAT? WHAT YOU GOT COOKING FOR US?


GOOD QUESTION CLASS, I’M GONNA SHOW WHY WE HYPING THIS UP




NOW, LEMME EXPLAIN TO YA WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING TO GET READY FOR ALL THE BROOD WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE. FIRST, WATCH THE DAMN SNIPEALOT STREAMS. MY HOMIE SNIPEALOT IS BRINGING TO YALL FIRST CLASS ACTION ON ALL THE SWEET JUICY NECTAR OF BROOD WAR ACTION. YOU WANNA SEE BISU’S SEXY TOSS PLAY? WE GOT IT! YOU WANNA SEE PIANO AND HIYA PLAY TERRAN LIKE A CONCERTO, WE GOT IT! WANNA SEE LARVA, HERO AND ZERO BEAST IT UP WITH ZERG? WE GOT IT ALL AT THE SNIPEALOT STREAMS. WE’LL BE LIVE WHENEVER AND WHEREVER THE STARLEAGUES STARTS.

NOW, IN ADDITION TO HYPING IT UP BY WATCHING ALL THE LIVE ACTION, DON’T FORGET TO HYPE IT UP IN THE BW FORUMS. YALL NEED TO BE ACTIVE, BRING SOME OF DAT HYPE, MAKE THE POST COUNT SKYROCKET TO THE SKIES. PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCUSSIONS, LR THE GAMES, BRING IT TO OTHER FORUMS, SHOW TO THE WORLD THAT WE ARE BACK IN BLACK BOYS! THIS AIN’T NO ROCKET SCIENCE, THIS IS BROOD WAR. EVEN BLACK SCIENCE MAN KNOWS WHATS UP




NOW, I’M GONNA ALL LET YA GO SPREAD THE WORD OF JESUS - I MEAN BROOD WAR, BUT FIRST LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING. BE NICE. WHAT? THATS RIGHT HOMIE, I SAID BE NICE. THIS HYPE PLAN WE GOT AIN’T GONNA DO SHIT IF YALL DON’T PLAY NICE.

BUT REMEMBER THIS BOYS AND GIRLS. WE ARE BROOD WAR, WE ARE STARCRAFT. DON’T YOU EVER FORGET THAT! EVER!!!