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d4d
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland1066 Posts
October 21 2006 15:30 GMT
#61
"That hydralisk will live to tell the tale to it's hydralisk friends out there"
JulyZerg vs Eagle (? not sure)
"You got to get out of there DT, get out DT, gogogo DT, get out, Yeaaaaah"
Draco vs Midas
"You guys outside passing by, you got to get in and take a seat beacause this game will be so nice, it'll change your life forever!"
Before a cast in cyberspace2
luck is not a factor
TL+ Member
stack
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada348 Posts
October 21 2006 15:31 GMT
#62
oov vs leg 2 wcg

"YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR SHUTTLES LEGENDARY!"
life is short, dont F it up
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
October 21 2006 15:33 GMT
#63
On October 22 2006 00:31 stack wrote:
oov vs leg 2 wcg

"YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR SHUTTLES LEGENDARY!"

hey hey hey carefull there, dont call no random newbies "leg"
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
djWHEAT
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States925 Posts
October 21 2006 15:42 GMT
#64
One of my favorites was from the WCG USA 2006 Finals. There was this BMX exhibition show that went on before the matches. One of them happened to be right before a SC match.

When it was over and tasteless started his commentary he said,

"HEY... IF YOU GUYS THINK THAT BMX SHIT IS HARD, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN CRAZY GUYS PLAY STARCRAFT"

I know that's not the exact quote, but it was hilarious considering the BMX guys were kind of like, "Dude, what the fuck!"

He had another good one where the game started and he wasn't looking at the camera, and he turns to the camera and says:

"Why hello! I didn't see you there!"

Good stuff and you can find them on www.ggl.com/wcgtv.php

Damn someone should make a movie
OneMoreGame.tv // Weapon Of Choice // Kings Of Tin // Inside The Game // Live On Three
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-21 15:53:43
October 21 2006 15:47 GMT
#65
that uh dragoon is very wounded and now he is in uh dragoon heavan

"OOOOO VERY SEXY OOOOO" legendary vs 0ov

"ugh i hate carbonated water"
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
d4d
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland1066 Posts
October 21 2006 15:48 GMT
#66
You guys make a great team for the main stage games, Wheat.
Welcome to TL.net.





Now, hire Manifesto7!
luck is not a factor
TL+ Member
djWHEAT
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States925 Posts
October 21 2006 15:50 GMT
#67
On October 22 2006 00:48 d4d wrote:
Now, hire Manifesto7!


Tasteless and I have actually talked about that while we were here at WCG. Thank god, after this event we'll have about 2 months before the next event and we might actually be able to bribe him with some naked pictures of tasteless to get him on board
OneMoreGame.tv // Weapon Of Choice // Kings Of Tin // Inside The Game // Live On Three
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
October 21 2006 15:53 GMT
#68
thou shalt play starcrat well some day
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-21 15:54:04
October 21 2006 15:53 GMT
#69
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
d4d
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland1066 Posts
October 21 2006 15:55 GMT
#70
On October 22 2006 00:50 djWHEAT wrote:
     [removed quote within quote]

Tasteless and I have actually talked about that while we were here at WCG. Thank god, after this event we'll have about 2 months before the next event and we might actually be able to bribe him with some naked pictures of tasteless to get him on board


Holy Macaroni !!!! Manifesto7-Tastless cast !!! Now I got a boner...
luck is not a factor
TL+ Member
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-21 16:36:50
October 21 2006 16:22 GMT
#71
PROBE GENOCIDE!!!!

I don't know if July has done enough damage here but ohhh here comes the reaver, the reaver is definitely pissed off
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
Dametri
Profile Joined September 2005
United States726 Posts
October 21 2006 16:27 GMT
#72
"If you look at this push here.. it kinda looks like.. Midas has a giant arm.. stretched across the map.. to punch Stym in the face"
i once had sex with a dog,twice -z7-TranCe
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
October 21 2006 17:07 GMT
#73
lol wow

now i need to hunt down and watch all of the wcg 06 vods
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
pansy
Profile Joined November 2005
United States309 Posts
October 21 2006 18:34 GMT
#74
tasteless at sc finals game 2 pregame: "there's nothing better than starcraft and male nipples"
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
October 21 2006 19:27 GMT
#75
Tasteless is the funniest person ive ever met
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
October 21 2006 19:50 GMT
#76
3 man SC commentary, just like OGN and MSL do it. Come on guys~ Do ittttt
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
ToT)MidiaN(
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
England2183 Posts
October 21 2006 20:06 GMT
#77
<3 tasteless
Nothing worth doing is devoid of risk
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5085 Posts
October 21 2006 20:10 GMT
#78
man tasteless did a great job again this year, i especially enjoyed his solo casts on the stage 2/3 games..

hope you'll be back in '07

i don't think i had a favorite quote that hasn't already been mentioned, but i always enjoy overall how tasteless just explodes with emotion at the key turning points of the game

anyways enough circle jerking, fuck shit whore *ahem* testosterone
you wouldnt feel that way if it was your magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen - racebannon • I am merely guest #13,678!
Chosi
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Germany1302 Posts
October 21 2006 20:20 GMT
#79
Tasteless:
(on Gaia when a reaver was unloaded on the 2 o'clock choke and he missed the reaver was in the shuttle on his way home again)
"The Reaver .. uh .. where did the reaver go?"

DjWheat:
(while oov walked over another Terran)
"He just run over them like a schoolbus over a bunch of kids"
"I'm noot so keen on the clock, lets say they are both at the bottom of the map"

Someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.
Endurance
Profile Joined August 2006
United States119 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-21 21:03:30
October 21 2006 20:48 GMT
#80
"WHAT A BALLER!!!!" - JulyZerg vs. iloveoov game 2 about iloveoov.

djWHEAT: "Would you take Gaia out on a date on Valentine's Day?"

"Yes and hopefully I'd get laid by Gaia too." - Tasteless


WOW
-Endurance
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