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new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
October 21 2006 07:48 GMT
#21
"that was definitely a R rated game to watch, it was pretty violent and it was pretty rough" after the oov lamar game
miNi
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Korea (South)2010 Posts
October 21 2006 07:48 GMT
#22
"My nipples are getting hard, I don't know if it's the cold or because I'm excited."

oov vs lamer
nothingbutzerg
Profile Joined May 2006
Greece626 Posts
October 21 2006 07:52 GMT
#23
-Legend vs IloveOov-. Legend has a shuttle with a reaver on Oov's exp but there are mines placed.
"Noooooooooooo,Noooooooooooooooooooo dont do that ,Nooooooooooo,ahh ok he has an obs he can see the mines".ahahahahahahahaha
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
October 21 2006 07:57 GMT
#24
"excellent! EXCELLENT LURKER BURROW RIGHT THERE! You are a baller mondragon, but I dont know if that will win you this game"
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
loafmaster
Profile Joined August 2006
United States203 Posts
October 21 2006 08:11 GMT
#25
there was one game where he started talking about reavers dying and going to "reaver heaven." dont know exactly how it went but it was so random and funny.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
October 21 2006 08:17 GMT
#26
I'm sure this has been asked a million times, but I haven't gotten a straight answer:

There's 4 VODs up on GGL. They're all on the main stage. I've seen two other videos that were given by TL.net'ers of Tasteless commentating games that aren't on the main stage. How many videos like that are there? Is there any website hosting those or have people just recorded those themselves?
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Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
October 21 2006 08:27 GMT
#27
http://www.worldcybergames.com/5th/TV/TV_sub.asp
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
October 21 2006 08:29 GMT
#28
On October 21 2006 17:11 loafmaster wrote:
there was one game where he started talking about reavers dying and going to "reaver heaven." dont know exactly how it went but it was so random and funny.


oov vs white-ra on gaia, i think
Moderatorpachi fanclub http://goto.tl/6DI9 。◕‿◕。
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
October 21 2006 08:35 GMT
#29
THat game Draco vs Midas was pimp though
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
SteelString
Profile Joined July 2006
446 Posts
October 21 2006 08:41 GMT
#30
On October 21 2006 16:48 fusionsdf wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

Where did you hit the nero vs evade vod? I cant see it on ggl


..I'd be able to give you a concise explanation of where to find it, but ggl won't load for me right now =[

Will tell you later ^^
NoName
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1558 Posts
October 21 2006 08:59 GMT
#31
Excellent cast. You get better at it every year.
Wam-bam-ba-boom! Bada-bing!
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
October 21 2006 09:02 GMT
#32
Tasteless is awesome... unlike Wacksteven. I still remeber him casting the midian game in 2k5 wcg. "I HAVE TO DISAGREE TASTELESS I PLAY ZERG AND I LOVE ZVZ11!1" and then "LOL TASTELESS WILL WE BE SEEING ZERGLINGS IN THIS ZVZ?!~1//1"

But yeah my favorite quote has to be the one with the hard nipples. YOU RULE TASTELESS!
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
October 21 2006 09:04 GMT
#33
lol i wonder what the kor casters (who were passing you notes?) would think if they found out about some of the "unprofessional " stuff you've said <3
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-21 09:50:33
October 21 2006 09:48 GMT
#34
On October 21 2006 17:27 Sfydjklm wrote:
http://www.worldcybergames.com/5th/TV/TV_sub.asp


Well that just burns my biscuits! I can't watch these for some reason, though I can watch the ones from 2k4 and 2k5! God damnit I'm watching the 2k5 ones and I'm getting pretty pissed off with god damn wacksteven VYING FOR CONTROL of the shoutcast against somebody who actually plays starcraft -_-''~
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
October 21 2006 09:48 GMT
#35
"They are depleted here and now he's transfering his probes - they are depleted here *Sees 4 carriers* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I didn't see those!"
Use it or lose it
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
October 21 2006 09:55 GMT
#36
On October 21 2006 18:48 XDawn wrote:
"They are depleted here and now he's transfering his probes - they are depleted here *Sees 4 carriers* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I didn't see those!"


Instant classic
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
October 21 2006 10:02 GMT
#37
I was cracking up when he was screaming in LX vs July game xD!!

NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOOO asdfuiasdpuashdfu!!!
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
October 21 2006 10:21 GMT
#38
"someone reads the forecast in korea .. it must be a rainy day"... something like that in Midas vs Draco
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
October 21 2006 10:40 GMT
#39
On October 21 2006 17:27 Sfydjklm wrote:
http://www.worldcybergames.com/5th/TV/TV_sub.asp

Is there a way to download these?
I have a stream recorder, but it only works if I can get the exact URL of the file.... =(
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
iCCup.Trent
Profile Joined May 2005
Argentina450 Posts
October 21 2006 10:44 GMT
#40
oh my u guys have forgotten some epic tasteless quotes...from the "Drunken Starcraft Players" Video! :D
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