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Greg_J
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
China4409 Posts
April 17 2012 18:22 GMT
#61
This seems to happen a lot. Lazy progamers (two words never used in conjuction before).
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 17 2012 18:32 GMT
#62
On April 18 2012 03:12 Antisocialmunky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 02:14 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:51 Antisocialmunky wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:49 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:05 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.

Unless he actually has enteritis. Then his day will be chock full of boring shit.


Is this a pun because he's going to be pooping alot or am I missing something?

Yes, enteritis is inflammation of the small intestine which leads to a lot of explosive and painful pooping. If you hate Bisu, just imagine him crying on the toilet, anus screaming with rage and making noises stranger than an overlord. Then he runs out of toilet paper.


Well I had it before so I get that part. :p Just wasn't sure.

Maybe we should just call Enteritis LeeYoungHo's revenge?

CJ Enteritis: sAviOr's revenge
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GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
April 17 2012 18:49 GMT
#63
On April 18 2012 03:32 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 03:12 Antisocialmunky wrote:
On April 18 2012 02:14 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:51 Antisocialmunky wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:49 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:05 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.

Unless he actually has enteritis. Then his day will be chock full of boring shit.


Is this a pun because he's going to be pooping alot or am I missing something?

Yes, enteritis is inflammation of the small intestine which leads to a lot of explosive and painful pooping. If you hate Bisu, just imagine him crying on the toilet, anus screaming with rage and making noises stranger than an overlord. Then he runs out of toilet paper.


Well I had it before so I get that part. :p Just wasn't sure.

Maybe we should just call Enteritis LeeYoungHo's revenge?

CJ Enteritis: sAviOr's revenge


lol, quality.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
pigtheman
Profile Joined January 2009
United States333 Posts
April 17 2012 18:58 GMT
#64
poor bisu
flash's revenge :O
*rawr* d(^_^d)
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8175 Posts
April 17 2012 19:02 GMT
#65
more important: who are the teamless progamers at the seminar? hiya, etc?
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Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5913 Posts
April 17 2012 19:07 GMT
#66
On April 18 2012 03:32 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 03:12 Antisocialmunky wrote:
On April 18 2012 02:14 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:51 Antisocialmunky wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:49 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:05 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.

Unless he actually has enteritis. Then his day will be chock full of boring shit.


Is this a pun because he's going to be pooping alot or am I missing something?

Yes, enteritis is inflammation of the small intestine which leads to a lot of explosive and painful pooping. If you hate Bisu, just imagine him crying on the toilet, anus screaming with rage and making noises stranger than an overlord. Then he runs out of toilet paper.


Well I had it before so I get that part. :p Just wasn't sure.

Maybe we should just call Enteritis LeeYoungHo's revenge?

CJ Enteritis: sAviOr's revenge


... indeed.
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Ryo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
8787 Posts
April 17 2012 19:21 GMT
#67
On April 18 2012 04:02 Ideas wrote:
more important: who are the teamless progamers at the seminar? hiya, etc?

The media articles didn't say. I'm not sure if Hiya attended or not.

Interestingly Remind was there. o.o
영원히 엠비씨게임 히어로 팬.
ImbaTosS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1720 Posts
April 17 2012 20:25 GMT
#68
On April 18 2012 04:21 Ryo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 04:02 Ideas wrote:
more important: who are the teamless progamers at the seminar? hiya, etc?

The media articles didn't say. I'm not sure if Hiya attended or not.

Interestingly Remind was there. o.o

Who is Remind, and why is his presence noteworthy?
EleGant[AoV]
Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
April 17 2012 20:27 GMT
#69
total love
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huehuehuehue
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Estonia455 Posts
April 17 2012 20:31 GMT
#70
On April 18 2012 05:25 ImbaTosS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 04:21 Ryo wrote:
On April 18 2012 04:02 Ideas wrote:
more important: who are the teamless progamers at the seminar? hiya, etc?

The media articles didn't say. I'm not sure if Hiya attended or not.

Interestingly Remind was there. o.o

Who is Remind, and why is his presence noteworthy?

I think Remind is/was a WC3 progamer.
SlayerS_BunkiE
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada1717 Posts
April 17 2012 20:40 GMT
#71
awww... get well bisu.
iloveby.SlayerS_BunkiE[Shield]
Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
April 17 2012 21:02 GMT
#72
On April 17 2012 19:37 1a2a3aPro wrote:
Sorry boys, can't learn things today. I have a tummy-ache.



Wins ACE match, gets tummy ache.

Flash has voodoo magik
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 17 2012 21:26 GMT
#73
On April 18 2012 03:32 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 03:12 Antisocialmunky wrote:
On April 18 2012 02:14 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:51 Antisocialmunky wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:49 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:05 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.

Unless he actually has enteritis. Then his day will be chock full of boring shit.


Is this a pun because he's going to be pooping alot or am I missing something?

Yes, enteritis is inflammation of the small intestine which leads to a lot of explosive and painful pooping. If you hate Bisu, just imagine him crying on the toilet, anus screaming with rage and making noises stranger than an overlord. Then he runs out of toilet paper.


Well I had it before so I get that part. :p Just wasn't sure.

Maybe we should just call Enteritis LeeYoungHo's revenge?

CJ Enteritis: sAviOr's revenge

5/5, would read again.

If Bisu is telling the truth, then I hope he gets better soon. Stomach aches are not fun to have.

If he is lying, then that would be hilarious.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
BearStorm
Profile Joined September 2010
United States795 Posts
April 17 2012 22:23 GMT
#74
Haha I'm going to bet he's making excuses. If not then it's the Starcraft gods punishing him for denying the Mantoss a championship retirement!
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
April 17 2012 22:35 GMT
#75
no doubt hes faking it so he doesnt have to go through this bullshit again

good for him
I drop suckas like Plinko
Dontkillme
Profile Joined November 2011
Korea (South)806 Posts
April 17 2012 22:49 GMT
#76
I hope he gets better :3
Bomber & Jaedong & FlaSh & SNSD <3
ImbaTosS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1720 Posts
April 17 2012 23:06 GMT
#77
On April 18 2012 07:35 Gann1 wrote:
no doubt hes faking it so he doesnt have to go through this bullshit again

good for him

It's gonna be some fresh bullshit this year!

"We are now giving you the option to play SC2 this year! If anyone wants $0.00 salary, and to throw away all their years of hard work on multitasking, micro, resource management etc, step this way. That doesn't sound great, maybe we should put on a buffet or something too..."
EleGant[AoV]
Marcus420
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada1923 Posts
April 17 2012 23:17 GMT
#78
he won the ace game vs flash.

I think we can let this one slide boys. XD
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-17 23:25:44
April 17 2012 23:23 GMT
#79
maybe next year bisu will be earning it in sc2 ace match, if they combine the leagues? I know those are the rumors. I don't see him switching, or this happening, though. It's probably, in all likelihood, fake.


Perhaps one of those 13 new registrants will be able to use the enteritis excuse one day.



edit: clarification
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
April 17 2012 23:37 GMT
#80
omg u soulless baztirdds bsu has entruts nd u gaiyz nt kare and joks rnound plz stp
ihe proly in pain nd altho rare he mite die from diz

plz bisu gt bettra sono
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