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KiLL_ORdeR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1518 Posts
April 17 2012 15:59 GMT
#41
Isn't this one of those dumb career learning activity type things?

If i were a progamer, i'd try to think of any excuse to miss this event. Unless there is something important they do that i don't know about of course.
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tripper688
Profile Joined January 2011
United States569 Posts
April 17 2012 16:02 GMT
#42
On April 17 2012 23:24 Aeres wrote:
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On April 17 2012 23:21 Jealous wrote:
On April 17 2012 23:07 Aeres wrote:
On April 17 2012 20:30 Waxangel wrote:
enteritis is the default BS sickness in Korean culture if you want to be medically excused from anything ^_^;

Given that Snorlax never has any digestive issues, what malady do you use when you want to get out of something?

Are you paralyzed? Maybe burned?

Sleeping, pretty obvious imo.

I think that you can't really count sleeping as a medical excuse when it comes to Snorlax. :/


he can faint though
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Ryusei-R1
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States2106 Posts
April 17 2012 16:05 GMT
#43
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.
Jaedong plz
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 17 2012 16:34 GMT
#44
On April 17 2012 23:34 ymir233 wrote:
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On April 17 2012 22:48 Stratos wrote:
Let's be suave and give him the benefit of the doubt, shall we?


Not when he's probably at home making love to 5 hot women that have fallen for his charms simultaneously while still beating Zergs on ladder.

An image immediately entered my mind... and I shall speak none of it.
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Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
April 17 2012 16:46 GMT
#45
On April 18 2012 01:34 OpticalShot wrote:
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On April 17 2012 23:34 ymir233 wrote:
On April 17 2012 22:48 Stratos wrote:
Let's be suave and give him the benefit of the doubt, shall we?


Not when he's probably at home making love to 5 hot women that have fallen for his charms simultaneously while still beating Zergs on ladder.

An image immediately entered my mind... and I shall speak none of it.

Progamer girl thread..............
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
April 17 2012 16:49 GMT
#46
On April 18 2012 01:05 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.

Unless he actually has enteritis. Then his day will be chock full of boring shit.
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teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
April 17 2012 16:49 GMT
#47
On April 17 2012 23:34 ymir233 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2012 22:48 Stratos wrote:
Let's be suave and give him the benefit of the doubt, shall we?


Not when he's probably at home making love to 5 hot women that have fallen for his charms simultaneously while still beating Zergs on ladder.

is it frightening that id rather be in one of those women's place than in bisu's?
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Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
April 17 2012 16:51 GMT
#48
On April 18 2012 01:49 Jibba wrote:
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On April 18 2012 01:05 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.

Unless he actually has enteritis. Then his day will be chock full of boring shit.


Is this a pun because he's going to be pooping alot or am I missing something?
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Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-17 16:53:50
April 17 2012 16:53 GMT
#49
His face expression upon receiving mvp award looks like he's just been told to have entertis, strange.
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Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
April 17 2012 16:55 GMT
#50
On April 18 2012 01:53 Itachii wrote:
His face expression upon receiving mvp award looks like he's just been told to have entertis, strange.


Really? I thought

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looked a lot like
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Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7593 Posts
April 17 2012 16:55 GMT
#51
On April 17 2012 19:48 GTR wrote:
last year jaedong, this year bisu.

hmm.


First thing that came into my head.. yeah. "This is sounding very...very....familiar".
Gescom
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada3507 Posts
April 17 2012 17:13 GMT
#52
On April 17 2012 20:30 Waxangel wrote:
enteritis is the default BS sickness in Korean culture if you want to be medically excused from anything ^_^;

Seriously. I think I've seen an enteritis thread for every single player at this point.
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-17 17:16:55
April 17 2012 17:14 GMT
#53
On April 18 2012 01:51 Antisocialmunky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 01:49 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:05 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.

Unless he actually has enteritis. Then his day will be chock full of boring shit.


Is this a pun because he's going to be pooping alot or am I missing something?

Yes, enteritis is inflammation of the small intestine which leads to a lot of explosive and painful pooping. If you hate Bisu, just imagine him crying on the toilet, anus screaming with rage and making noises stranger than an overlord. Then he runs out of toilet paper.
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SpeaKEaSY
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1070 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-17 17:24:35
April 17 2012 17:24 GMT
#54
On April 18 2012 02:14 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 01:51 Antisocialmunky wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:49 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:05 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.

Unless he actually has enteritis. Then his day will be chock full of boring shit.


Is this a pun because he's going to be pooping alot or am I missing something?

Yes, enteritis is inflammation of the small intestine which leads to a lot of explosive and painful pooping. If you hate Bisu, just imagine him crying on the toilet, anus screaming with rage and making noises stranger than an overlord. Then he runs out of toilet paper.




@1:17 ???
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b0lt
Profile Joined March 2009
United States790 Posts
April 17 2012 17:42 GMT
#55
maps imba for protoss vs enteritis
Ryo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
8787 Posts
April 17 2012 17:57 GMT
#56
On April 18 2012 00:59 KiLL_ORdeR wrote:
Isn't this one of those dumb career learning activity type things?

If i were a progamer, i'd try to think of any excuse to miss this event. Unless there is something important they do that i don't know about of course.

He still has to attend the make-up session since he missed the original seminar. So it's not like Bisu can completely skip the seminar by faking an illness. Maybe if he had some tournament to practice for then I'd probably think he was giving an excuse but Bisu's out of the OSL, so this time he could possibly be unwell.
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bgx
Profile Joined August 2010
Poland6595 Posts
April 17 2012 18:08 GMT
#57
Probably half of them will be sleeping like usual
Stork[gm]
Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
April 17 2012 18:12 GMT
#58
On April 18 2012 02:14 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 01:51 Antisocialmunky wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:49 Jibba wrote:
On April 18 2012 01:05 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
Standard medical excuse for missing out on boring shit.

Good one, Bisu.

Unless he actually has enteritis. Then his day will be chock full of boring shit.


Is this a pun because he's going to be pooping alot or am I missing something?

Yes, enteritis is inflammation of the small intestine which leads to a lot of explosive and painful pooping. If you hate Bisu, just imagine him crying on the toilet, anus screaming with rage and making noises stranger than an overlord. Then he runs out of toilet paper.


Well I had it before so I get that part. :p Just wasn't sure.

Maybe we should just call Enteritis LeeYoungHo's revenge?
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S_SienZ
Profile Joined September 2011
1878 Posts
April 17 2012 18:13 GMT
#59
I'm new to BW, don't you need to be given a license by your team / win a Courage to qualify as a progamer? Does going through this seminar work as well?
Ryo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
8787 Posts
April 17 2012 18:21 GMT
#60
On April 18 2012 03:13 S_SienZ wrote:
I'm new to BW, don't you need to be given a license by your team / win a Courage to qualify as a progamer? Does going through this seminar work as well?

No, this is after they've been drafted into teams. It's just a mandatory seminar that the new progamers have to sit through before their progamer status becomes official.
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