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[GM] Cowboys vs SL C-team Bench

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puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-01 02:48:18
October 28 2011 05:46 GMT
#1
and for post 1000!

A crisis is arising in the Brood War scene.

You thought drama could only be spewed out of the dark demented minds of miscreants such as the greasy LRM)Game or the skanky vTv.Joekim.

From the people who brought you Kiante vs Puppykiller:


WHITE PEOPLE AND A FEW CHINKS VS THE GOOKS FROM SL'S C TEAM BENCH.


The Backround:

Kimchi #1: Being the immature butthurt zerg that he is, Lumire couldn't help but BM SL]..AleC- calling him a "fucking terrible newbie" after losing to him in the imbalanced matchup that is ZvT.

Kimchi #2: Friends of SL]..AleC- notify him of the aforementioned BM, causing SL's C team roster to call Lumire a stupidnovamaniac.

Kimchi #3: Since Lumire could not stand the smell of so many gooks in such a small chat channel, he suggested that his band of all american cowboys and a couple karate masters take on the smelly gooks.

Kimchi #4: After Lumire suggested to hold the grudge-match last Sunday, the gooks dodged out of fear and requested another week because they were too busy visualizing a girl on girl between Eunjung and Jiyeon.

Kimchi #5: After a week of stretching their dicks an inch longer, the match is about to commence.

The Players:

Team W.P.A.A.F.C

Lumire: Team captain by default, and one hot piece of jailbait. BM angry zerg.

Puppykiller: Still wants Agavond to stop touching his pie 8(,
the John Wayne of the group, lost to kiante in a grudgematch.

Sushiknight: The abusive protoss of the group, tailors builds to beat his practice partners, likely has a build prepared to snipe every one of the gooks. Also plays without pants.

Snipin_panda: Head dojo master, lives somewhere in a cave, doesn't have fingers so he uses two bamboo sticks to press the keys. Also plays terran.(without pants)

Zucrow: Attending panda's solitary dojo. Compulsive gambler, stole 200k from david kim. Also eagerly awaiting to rape gooks.(without pants)

bd.Snake: Mysterious zerg living somewhere in the Australian outback, bangaloo'd kiante's kangaroo. Pregnant.


Team G.F.S.C.T.B

SL]..AleC- : Team captain, Scan's smurf.

SL]..Jmo- : Jackie Chan.

SL]..IU- : Scan's smurf.

SL]..LOLMELLO- : Scan's smurf.

SL]..Fatal- : Scan's smurf.

SL]..Brezzie- : Scan's smurf.


The Stakes:


Puppykiller will give 5$ to one person of the winning team.

Losing team has to write a poem praising the feats of every player on the winning team.

Agavond has to give puppy his pie back.



The Location

ICCup Server, Op Teamliquid



The Time

October 30th, exact time 9 pm eastern.



The Casters

SNM and ZNF
HERES THE STREAM http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/supernovamaniac
User was warned for this post

The Results

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Puppykiller < SL]..LOLMELLO-
Sushiknight < SL]..IU-
Lumire > SL]..AleC-
ZuCrow < Siege(OD)
Snipin_panda > SL]..Jmo-
Lumire > SL]..Brezzie-
ACE: Puppykiller < SL]..LOLMELLO-


4-3 SL's C TEAM BENCH

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The Poem

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http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=281330


EDIT:

Uhhh, I apologize for the use of racial slurs in this post. It wont happen again.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
1004
Profile Joined December 2010
United States104 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-28 06:06:38
October 28 2011 05:49 GMT
#2
I want cast this!

I made some banners!!
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supernovamaniac
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States3046 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-28 05:50:33
October 28 2011 05:50 GMT
#3
I'm only willing to cast this in Korean for obvious bias towards one team in the GM (if its a legit GM).
ppp
Black[CAT]
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Malaysia2589 Posts
October 28 2011 05:52 GMT
#4
Wait, wtf?
You mean ESPORTS isnt a synonym for SC2? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -Proud owner of a Filco Majestouch 2 with Cherry Blue Switches- BW or SC2? Why not both?
Ryusei-R1
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States2106 Posts
October 28 2011 05:53 GMT
#5
lol scan's smurf
Jaedong plz
levarien11111
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States61 Posts
October 28 2011 05:53 GMT
#6
On October 28 2011 14:50 supernovamaniac wrote:
I'm only willing to cast this in Korean for obvious bias towards one team in the GM (if its a legit GM).

scan is smurfing on all the accounts except one so its not legit :D
death is only the beginning
ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
October 28 2011 05:54 GMT
#7
Sweeet!
Lumire
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States607 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-29 01:12:49
October 28 2011 05:56 GMT
#8
You gooks are going down 8D

User was warned for this post.
|| o.o
renzy
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada781 Posts
October 28 2011 05:57 GMT
#9
Sushiknight and Zucrow are secretly the same person. They sound the same, but sushiknight is obviously much, MUCH better! (Hi Zucrow ;D)
Bisu is the man
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
October 28 2011 05:58 GMT
#10
would like to point out as the person who initiated the previous grudge match i do not endorse or support this and would like the "from the people who brought you" part removed from the OP
Writer
AleC
Profile Joined December 2009
332 Posts
October 28 2011 05:59 GMT
#11
On October 28 2011 14:56 Lumire wrote:
You gooks are going down 8D

Ya'll getting sweeped

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gotta get some shit talk going
NationInArms
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1553 Posts
October 28 2011 06:01 GMT
#12
Rooting for Team W.P.A.A.F.C.

In the OP, I think you should make a predictions poll.
BW for life | Fantasy, MMA, SlayerS_Boxer | Taengoo! n_n | "Lelouch vi Britannia commands you! Obey me, subjects! OBEY ME, WORLD!" | <3 Emi
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
October 28 2011 06:04 GMT
#13
On October 28 2011 15:01 NationInArms wrote:
Rooting for Team W.P.A.A.F.C.

In the OP, I think you should make a predictions poll.


nice idea. But it would fit best in the lr thread.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
Snipinpanda
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1227 Posts
October 28 2011 06:15 GMT
#14
I don't really wanna play in this....
>_>;
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
October 28 2011 06:41 GMT
#15
lol that introduction was epic.
ॐ
FraCuS
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1072 Posts
October 28 2011 06:56 GMT
#16
EPIC intro! haha, If someone is gonna cast this. I'm totally gonna check this out
Apink/Girl's Day/miss A/IU/Crayon Pop/Sistar/Exo K :D l Kpop and Kdrama Enthusiast
sheaRZerg
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States613 Posts
October 28 2011 07:44 GMT
#17
haha...what has the bw tourney section become?

I guess its not like there is anything better going on at the moment.

Scan's smurf fighting!
"Dude, just don't listen to what I say; listen to what I mean." -Sean Plott
Smile[PaiN]
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada58 Posts
October 28 2011 07:54 GMT
#18
ALEC FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ZuCrow
Profile Joined September 2011
United States26 Posts
October 28 2011 07:58 GMT
#19
On October 28 2011 14:46 puppykiller wrote:
The Players:

Team W.P.A.A.F.C

Lumire: Team captain by default, and one hot piece of jailbait. BM angry zerg.



Teacher has this "hot piece of jailbait" tagged... sorry guys.

On October 28 2011 14:46 puppykiller wrote:
Zucrow: Attending panda's solitary dojo. Compulsive gambler, stole 200k from david kim. Also eagerly awaiting to rape gooks.(without pants)


O_O!

On October 28 2011 14:46 puppykiller wrote:
Losing team has to write a poem praising the feats of every player on the winning team.


Going to be a lot Haiku

On October 28 2011 14:46 puppykiller wrote:
The Time
October 30th, exact time TBD.


this would be the most challenging part yet. To get everyone listed on at the same time.

On October 28 2011 15:15 Snipinpanda wrote:
I don't really wanna play in this....
>_>;


I don't think we had a choice...
btw... I hope no one of their side can host so it nulls my game. =D

On October 28 2011 14:57 renzy wrote:
Sushiknight and Zucrow are secretly the same person. They sound the same, but sushiknight is obviously much, MUCH better! (Hi Zucrow ;D)


and you are....?
and shhhh... why do you think there was never a game between me and him... then again i think he hates me since he never replies to me. :O


HMMM... both team has 2 of each race. was that done on purpose?
Bd.Snake
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia163 Posts
October 28 2011 10:25 GMT
#20
I'll Start practicing for real
Well see the thing of it is you know theres alot of ugly people out there walking around but they dont know there ugly because nobody actually tells them
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