NOTE: I did not draw these comics, all credit goes to ㄷㄹㄷㅁㅍ of DC Inside Starcraft gallery. I did add some different translations so that (1) it would translate more smoothly, and (2) honestly, who doesn't like some Woongjin Terran bashing? In no way do I actually dislike any of the progamers that are made fun of in the cartoons.
본 만화의 모든 창작권과 저작권은 디시인사이드 닉 "ㄷㄹㄷㅁㅍ"님에게 있습니다. 만화 내에 상황에 따라 약간 해석을 변형한 부분들이 있음을 알립니다.
Tell me if you guys like it, so that I can translate a few more, barring no legal troubles!
As soon as I saw the syringe pumping the skill, I knew where it was going :D It's a very well made cartoon, gave me a good laugh ! I hope it will become a series, I want moar !
On April 26 2011 11:02 Taekwon wrote: So Pocari Sweat was lying when it said there were no artificial additives
It's not artificial, it's 100% natural progamer extract. I've been drinking a lot of it recently, but I didn't improve much I'd love to have only 1 mouth of this Pocari Sweat.
God Mystlord you are SO naive．you think what is the reason Oz Protoss suck much? Clearly JD did consume Backho's Dragoon dance micro for his Muta, PerfectMan's rush strategy fits perfectly for his ZvZ. But Oz needs to get 1 more win, to make the match almost goes to ACE, so apparently they return the skill to PerfectMan. Now JD's ZvZ has been declining for a while, guess how is PM performing? Much better, right? He is winning (cheesing) everyone now. But don't worry, Oz just has bought a bunch of rockies. Guess their race? Yeah, it's Protoss. It all makes sense now. Poor Dear and Alone. They are SO gonna to be sacrificed for the Master Mind, or the Tyrant if you prefer. There is ONE BIG question nobody pays attention to. Stars had been using this before on their Terrans, right? So who got the skills? Or Stars' Terrans just naturally suck so that the man who got their skills were actually worsened? I knew it. SoulKey had so many potentials before and then he just decided to start sucking and become a toy of Zero. But now he's making QUEENS useful in ZvT? Am I missing something? Did Stars recently buy a new Terran or what? Oh wait...shit!
On April 26 2011 14:59 Mystlord wrote: Since Flash consumes KT and Bisu consumed Best, that now it's only Jaedong who's the purest progamer. I knew my faith wasn't misplaced.
On April 26 2011 15:24 chisuri wrote: God Mystlord you are SO naive．you think what is the reason Oz Protoss suck much? Clearly JD did consume Backho's Dragoon dance micro for his Muta, PerfectMan's rush strategy fits perfectly for his ZvZ. But Oz needs to get 1 more win, to make the match almost goes to ACE, so apparently they return the skill to PerfectMan. Now JD's ZvZ has been declining for a while, guess how is PM performing? Much better, right? He is winning (cheesing) everyone now. But don't worry, Oz just has bought a bunch of rockies. Guess their race? Yeah, it's Protoss. It all makes sense now. Poor Dear and Alone. They are SO gonna to be sacrificed for the Master Mind, or the Tyrant if you prefer. There is ONE BIG question nobody pays attention to. Stars had been using this before on their Terrans, right? So who got the skills? Or Stars' Terrans just naturally suck so that the man who got their skills were actually worsened? I knew it. SoulKey had so many potentials before and then he just decided to start sucking and become a toy of Zero. But now he's making QUEENS useful in ZvT? Am I missing something? Did Stars recently buy a new Terran or what? Oh wait...shit!
I'm pretty sure in the case of Oz it was more of other Oz players taking Jaedong's abilities instead of the other way around
On April 26 2011 15:24 chisuri wrote: God Mystlord you are SO naive．you think what is the reason Oz Protoss suck much? Clearly JD did consume Backho's Dragoon dance micro for his Muta, PerfectMan's rush strategy fits perfectly for his ZvZ. But Oz needs to get 1 more win, to make the match almost goes to ACE, so apparently they return the skill to PerfectMan. Now JD's ZvZ has been declining for a while, guess how is PM performing? Much better, right? He is winning (cheesing) everyone now. But don't worry, Oz just has bought a bunch of rockies. Guess their race? Yeah, it's Protoss. It all makes sense now. Poor Dear and Alone. They are SO gonna to be sacrificed for the Master Mind, or the Tyrant if you prefer. There is ONE BIG question nobody pays attention to. Stars had been using this before on their Terrans, right? So who got the skills? Or Stars' Terrans just naturally suck so that the man who got their skills were actually worsened? I knew it. SoulKey had so many potentials before and then he just decided to start sucking and become a toy of Zero. But now he's making QUEENS useful in ZvT? Am I missing something? Did Stars recently buy a new Terran or what? Oh wait...shit!
I'm pretty sure in the case of Oz it was more of other Oz players taking Jaedong's abilities instead of the other way around
At the beginning of his career, JD didn't know how to ZvT. And he is the Destroyer now. Coincidence? I think NOT! Edit: come on, deep inside you know something is up here. Killer had...something before. He made me feel weird. And he got some results. How is he now? Don't make me start talking about Hiya. He never evolves. Why? A BIG QUESTION, HAH?
On April 26 2011 15:24 chisuri wrote: God Mystlord you are SO naive．you think what is the reason Oz Protoss suck much? Clearly JD did consume Backho's Dragoon dance micro for his Muta, PerfectMan's rush strategy fits perfectly for his ZvZ. But Oz needs to get 1 more win, to make the match almost goes to ACE, so apparently they return the skill to PerfectMan. Now JD's ZvZ has been declining for a while, guess how is PM performing? Much better, right? He is winning (cheesing) everyone now. But don't worry, Oz just has bought a bunch of rockies. Guess their race? Yeah, it's Protoss. It all makes sense now. Poor Dear and Alone. They are SO gonna to be sacrificed for the Master Mind, or the Tyrant if you prefer. There is ONE BIG question nobody pays attention to. Stars had been using this before on their Terrans, right? So who got the skills? Or Stars' Terrans just naturally suck so that the man who got their skills were actually worsened? I knew it. SoulKey had so many potentials before and then he just decided to start sucking and become a toy of Zero. But now he's making QUEENS useful in ZvT? Am I missing something? Did Stars recently buy a new Terran or what? Oh wait...shit!
Disclaimer: I (the translator) added the part about the Woongjin Terran part. It wasn't in the original cartoon >_>
On April 26 2011 15:24 chisuri wrote: God Mystlord you are SO naive．you think what is the reason Oz Protoss suck much? Clearly JD did consume Backho's Dragoon dance micro for his Muta, PerfectMan's rush strategy fits perfectly for his ZvZ. But Oz needs to get 1 more win, to make the match almost goes to ACE, so apparently they return the skill to PerfectMan. Now JD's ZvZ has been declining for a while, guess how is PM performing? Much better, right? He is winning (cheesing) everyone now. But don't worry, Oz just has bought a bunch of rockies. Guess their race? Yeah, it's Protoss. It all makes sense now. Poor Dear and Alone. They are SO gonna to be sacrificed for the Master Mind, or the Tyrant if you prefer. There is ONE BIG question nobody pays attention to. Stars had been using this before on their Terrans, right? So who got the skills? Or Stars' Terrans just naturally suck so that the man who got their skills were actually worsened? I knew it. SoulKey had so many potentials before and then he just decided to start sucking and become a toy of Zero. But now he's making QUEENS useful in ZvT? Am I missing something? Did Stars recently buy a new Terran or what? Oh wait...shit!
Disclaimer: I (the translator) added the part about the Woongjin Terran part. It wasn't in the original cartoon >_>
I knew it. But it makes sense. you did a good job anyways. And I like Light and wholeheartedly worry about him. He is in great danger now.
On April 26 2011 15:24 chisuri wrote: God Mystlord you are SO naive．you think what is the reason Oz Protoss suck much? Clearly JD did consume Backho's Dragoon dance micro for his Muta, PerfectMan's rush strategy fits perfectly for his ZvZ. But Oz needs to get 1 more win, to make the match almost goes to ACE, so apparently they return the skill to PerfectMan. Now JD's ZvZ has been declining for a while, guess how is PM performing? Much better, right? He is winning (cheesing) everyone now. But don't worry, Oz just has bought a bunch of rockies. Guess their race? Yeah, it's Protoss. It all makes sense now. Poor Dear and Alone. They are SO gonna to be sacrificed for the Master Mind, or the Tyrant if you prefer. There is ONE BIG question nobody pays attention to. Stars had been using this before on their Terrans, right? So who got the skills? Or Stars' Terrans just naturally suck so that the man who got their skills were actually worsened? I knew it. SoulKey had so many potentials before and then he just decided to start sucking and become a toy of Zero. But now he's making QUEENS useful in ZvT? Am I missing something? Did Stars recently buy a new Terran or what? Oh wait...shit!
I'm pretty sure in the case of Oz it was more of other Oz players taking Jaedong's abilities instead of the other way around
At the beginning of his career, JD didn't know how to ZvT. And he is the Destroyer now. Coincidence? I think NOT! Edit: come on, deep inside you know something is up here. Killer had...something before. He made me feel weird. And he got some results. How is he now? Don't make me start talking about Hiya. He never evolves. Why? A BIG QUESTION, HAH?
Hiya still has 450 apm though... compared to Jaedongs ~350.. so there is room for Soul Draining
I knew something was fishy about the Pocari sweat. Everything makes so much sense now! Thanks for the translation and revealing us to this heinous scheme!
On April 26 2011 15:24 chisuri wrote: God Mystlord you are SO naive．you think what is the reason Oz Protoss suck much? Clearly JD did consume Backho's Dragoon dance micro for his Muta, PerfectMan's rush strategy fits perfectly for his ZvZ. But Oz needs to get 1 more win, to make the match almost goes to ACE, so apparently they return the skill to PerfectMan. Now JD's ZvZ has been declining for a while, guess how is PM performing? Much better, right? He is winning (cheesing) everyone now. But don't worry, Oz just has bought a bunch of rockies. Guess their race? Yeah, it's Protoss. It all makes sense now. Poor Dear and Alone. They are SO gonna to be sacrificed for the Master Mind, or the Tyrant if you prefer. There is ONE BIG question nobody pays attention to. Stars had been using this before on their Terrans, right? So who got the skills? Or Stars' Terrans just naturally suck so that the man who got their skills were actually worsened? I knew it. SoulKey had so many potentials before and then he just decided to start sucking and become a toy of Zero. But now he's making QUEENS useful in ZvT? Am I missing something? Did Stars recently buy a new Terran or what? Oh wait...shit!
I'm pretty sure in the case of Oz it was more of other Oz players taking Jaedong's abilities instead of the other way around
At the beginning of his career, JD didn't know how to ZvT. And he is the Destroyer now. Coincidence? I think NOT! Edit: come on, deep inside you know something is up here. Killer had...something before. He made me feel weird. And he got some results. How is he now? Don't make me start talking about Hiya. He never evolves. Why? A BIG QUESTION, HAH?
Hiya still has 450 apm though... compared to Jaedongs ~350.. so there is room for Soul Draining
Except one probably doesn't get to be selective about what you take when absorbing a player? There's a lot about Hiya that Jaedong probably doesn't want!
On April 26 2011 15:24 chisuri wrote: God Mystlord you are SO naive．you think what is the reason Oz Protoss suck much? Clearly JD did consume Backho's Dragoon dance micro for his Muta, PerfectMan's rush strategy fits perfectly for his ZvZ. But Oz needs to get 1 more win, to make the match almost goes to ACE, so apparently they return the skill to PerfectMan. Now JD's ZvZ has been declining for a while, guess how is PM performing? Much better, right? He is winning (cheesing) everyone now. But don't worry, Oz just has bought a bunch of rockies. Guess their race? Yeah, it's Protoss. It all makes sense now. Poor Dear and Alone. They are SO gonna to be sacrificed for the Master Mind, or the Tyrant if you prefer. There is ONE BIG question nobody pays attention to. Stars had been using this before on their Terrans, right? So who got the skills? Or Stars' Terrans just naturally suck so that the man who got their skills were actually worsened? I knew it. SoulKey had so many potentials before and then he just decided to start sucking and become a toy of Zero. But now he's making QUEENS useful in ZvT? Am I missing something? Did Stars recently buy a new Terran or what? Oh wait...shit!
I'm pretty sure in the case of Oz it was more of other Oz players taking Jaedong's abilities instead of the other way around
At the beginning of his career, JD didn't know how to ZvT. And he is the Destroyer now. Coincidence? I think NOT! Edit: come on, deep inside you know something is up here. Killer had...something before. He made me feel weird. And he got some results. How is he now? Don't make me start talking about Hiya. He never evolves. Why? A BIG QUESTION, HAH?
Hiya still has 450 apm though... compared to Jaedongs ~350.. so there is room for Soul Draining
Except one probably doesn't get to be selective about what you take when absorbing a player? There's a lot about Hiya that Jaedong probably doesn't want!
I'm pretty sure Jaedong doesn't want HiyA's dance abilities or his TvT abilites...I think Killer temporarily drained JD's ZvT abilities, but that seems to have been reversed. Now I just need to figure out where JD's ZvZ muta micro went....
Thanks for the translation. This was so goddamn hilarious, you nearly made me spit out my morning orange juice, haha. Wait, though, so what about Barracks?
Jaedong's must be different from Flash, he needs a connection to each individual player in order to utilize their skills. Unfortunately, beginning of every year, this connection gets loose, while going to the end of the year it gets stronger.
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