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MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
April 14 2011 05:22 GMT
#41
didn't he get enteritis a few years ago?
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Flameling
Profile Joined July 2010
United States413 Posts
April 14 2011 06:07 GMT
#42
NOOO JD!!! you gotta make a huge comeback to first place T_T
Simplistik
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
2050 Posts
April 14 2011 06:29 GMT
#43
On April 14 2011 11:51 scrubtastic wrote:
re: he's faking

How the hell do you fake a 39 degree fever and fool whatever hospital you're going to?

There are ways of artificially increasing body temperature. Some drugs (both legal and illegal) have that effect. It's also possible that certain household cleaning products in low doses have those effects. (Don't try this at home...)
Dear BW Gods, it IS now autumn, so...
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7906 Posts
April 14 2011 06:49 GMT
#44
I would have enteritis too rather than attend this stuff.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7906 Posts
April 14 2011 06:51 GMT
#45
On April 14 2011 12:09 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
I bet Jaedong probably was like "COACH I DON'T WANNA GO TODAY"

and the coach was like "k" and then reported Gastroenteritis like from last year.

To be honest, I thought this was a necrobump from last year's thread for some reason hahaha

Yeah, somthing like that. Their schedule is so tight anyway that he probably better stay practice than go doing this bullshit. Even from the point of view of a coach it makes sense. I mean, does jaedong needs "dream building" (lol!) sessions?
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
April 14 2011 07:05 GMT
#46
Maybe he always gets enteritis because he doesn't like to Enter in re-education seminars.
Good luck in Group D(He might catch enteritis again if he would refuse to enter the booth).
"Start yo" -FlaSh
scrubtastic
Profile Joined May 2009
1166 Posts
April 14 2011 07:24 GMT
#47
On April 14 2011 15:29 Simplistik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2011 11:51 scrubtastic wrote:
re: he's faking

How the hell do you fake a 39 degree fever and fool whatever hospital you're going to?

There are ways of artificially increasing body temperature. Some drugs (both legal and illegal) have that effect. It's also possible that certain household cleaning products in low doses have those effects. (Don't try this at home...)

And this fools hospitals by...what? Giving yourself a temporary fever isn't that hard. Getting a hospital that is actively treating you to diagnose you with enteritis from this is much, much harder.

The most convincing way you can do it is to just give yourself enteritis by deliberately eating contaminated food...which falls into the category of "not faking".
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
April 14 2011 07:33 GMT
#48
Enteritis? Or ultra secret training in a gravity room, soon to emerge as the Super-Tyrant? I think the answer is pretty obvious.

(Insert image of JD with Super Saiyan hair)
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
April 14 2011 07:35 GMT
#49
entiritis is food and stress related so I guess its a combination of both issues that led him to be sick. I hope he gets better soon. I know what its like and it sucks you cant eat and you cant get out of bed and you lose weight you feel exhausted.
in The Kong line forever
Kal_rA1
Profile Joined January 2011
160 Posts
April 14 2011 07:44 GMT
#50
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaedong Oz
Existential
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia2107 Posts
April 14 2011 07:54 GMT
#51
D:! Hopefully JD recovers quickly!
Jaedong <3 | BW - The first game I ever loved
Lobotomist
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1541 Posts
April 14 2011 07:58 GMT
#52
Faking an illness to get more practice time while simultaneously lulling your opponents into a false sense of security: the highest level of high level mind games.

But for reals, hope JD gets better soon!
Teching to hive too quickly isn't just a risk: it's an ultrarisk
kuroshiroi
Profile Joined November 2010
3149 Posts
April 14 2011 08:00 GMT
#53
On April 14 2011 16:24 scrubtastic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2011 15:29 Simplistik wrote:
On April 14 2011 11:51 scrubtastic wrote:
re: he's faking

How the hell do you fake a 39 degree fever and fool whatever hospital you're going to?

There are ways of artificially increasing body temperature. Some drugs (both legal and illegal) have that effect. It's also possible that certain household cleaning products in low doses have those effects. (Don't try this at home...)

And this fools hospitals by...what? Giving yourself a temporary fever isn't that hard. Getting a hospital that is actively treating you to diagnose you with enteritis from this is much, much harder.

The most convincing way you can do it is to just give yourself enteritis by deliberately eating contaminated food...which falls into the category of "not faking".

Must be a horrible seminar for Jaedong to stoop to this level ^^

Hopefully he'll get better soon.
Fly Jaedong, fly!
mierin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4943 Posts
April 14 2011 08:11 GMT
#54
Cmon JD...Flash has carpal tunnel (lite) apparently, you can make it through this.
JD, Stork, Calm, Hyuk Fighting!
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10305 Posts
April 14 2011 08:20 GMT
#55
fuuuuuuuuuu 2 legends falling to enteritis, god dammit
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
ComusLoM
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Norway3547 Posts
April 14 2011 08:44 GMT
#56
Hope JD gets better soon. Also I always thought re-education seminar sounded very 1984.
"The White Woman Speaks in Tongues That Are All Lies" - Incontrol; Member #37 of the Chill Fanclub
yoonyoon
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)1065 Posts
April 14 2011 08:49 GMT
#57
On April 14 2011 16:24 scrubtastic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2011 15:29 Simplistik wrote:
On April 14 2011 11:51 scrubtastic wrote:
re: he's faking

How the hell do you fake a 39 degree fever and fool whatever hospital you're going to?

There are ways of artificially increasing body temperature. Some drugs (both legal and illegal) have that effect. It's also possible that certain household cleaning products in low doses have those effects. (Don't try this at home...)

And this fools hospitals by...what? Giving yourself a temporary fever isn't that hard. Getting a hospital that is actively treating you to diagnose you with enteritis from this is much, much harder.

The most convincing way you can do it is to just give yourself enteritis by deliberately eating contaminated food...which falls into the category of "not faking".

Um, it's not that hard to get a doctor's note here...
dibban
Profile Joined July 2008
Sweden1279 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-15 14:56:22
April 14 2011 09:11 GMT
#58
nooooooooooooooooooo JD get well be healthy own everyone plz
이제동 - 이영호 since '07.
nepeta
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
1872 Posts
April 14 2011 09:21 GMT
#59
A reversal of the typical girls&gym class scenario, come on JD, you're better than that TT
Broodwar AI :) http://sscaitournament.com http://www.starcraftai.com/wiki/Main_Page
Telcontar
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom16710 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-14 10:03:59
April 14 2011 10:03 GMT
#60
I'm praying for a swift recovery!
Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.
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