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Tossim1
Profile Joined June 2004
714 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-10-07 09:45:33
October 07 2004 09:43 GMT
#1
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ScoliosiS
Profile Joined December 2003
283 Posts
October 07 2004 09:57 GMT
#2
ROFL listenin to it now.... VERY NICE!!!
Abnormal Lateral Curvature of the Spine
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
October 07 2004 09:59 GMT
#3
omfg.. LOL best song by fAR!! whos this guy?! must talk to him
All Those beneath an angry star
pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
October 07 2004 10:03 GMT
#4
i liked the one on sclegacy abotu stim marines in bunkers :O
Looking for Skilled players to join an Active, Involved clan. PM Me for Details.
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
October 07 2004 10:04 GMT
#5
btw whats this accent? British? cause he says Zead
All Those beneath an angry star
SiS
Profile Joined June 2004
United States753 Posts
October 07 2004 10:06 GMT
#6
I clicked this thinking "I hope he meant rep...."
If you suddenly become to have twelve sisters, what do you think?
TvP On Guillo
Profile Joined April 2004
Denmark646 Posts
October 07 2004 10:08 GMT
#7
It would have been great if the music wasn't stolen. The accent is so appropriate.
Deeply earnest and thoughtful people stand on shaky footing with the public - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
October 07 2004 10:12 GMT
#8
--- Nuked ---
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
October 07 2004 10:13 GMT
#9
omfg lmfao rofl OMFG i cant stop laughing lol
I may not be the best player right now but I think I can beat any 'best' players. I'll beat all the best players and become the best player. Watch me. - Jju
DJEtterStyle
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2766 Posts
October 07 2004 10:33 GMT
#10
Oh lord this guy is painful. Hahahahahaha
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
October 07 2004 10:34 GMT
#11
this guy is a loser and has way too much time on his hands wtf...... mad stupid errr
his rhymes suck ass
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
October 07 2004 10:52 GMT
#12
ahk-gosu i can easily admit i havent liked a single one of your posts, you suck.
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dan1st
Profile Joined April 2004
Malaysia399 Posts
October 07 2004 10:56 GMT
#13
Ugh.
Honestly, I had to turn it off after 5 secs.
Couldn't stand the horror.
Fobbish
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Korea (South)1071 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-10-07 10:57:06
October 07 2004 10:56 GMT
#14
he doesnt flow well.... and yes its horrible
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Kaotu
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States986 Posts
October 07 2004 10:58 GMT
#15
Im not sure whether to laugh or fly to england to personally slap this guy...
This is pretty dang funny...
RjMandNjW[FyM]
Profile Joined September 2004
United States59 Posts
October 07 2004 10:59 GMT
#16
rofl
Strength can move mountains, Faith can Move Civilizations
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
October 07 2004 10:59 GMT
#17
On October 07 2004 19:56 dan1st wrote:
Ugh.
Honestly, I had to turn it off after 5 secs.
Couldn't stand the horror.


Me too. After about 3 "go's".
wtf was that signature
BlueShift
Profile Joined July 2003
United States334 Posts
October 07 2004 11:36 GMT
#18
I think it's hailarious.... it would be good if he went faster and with the beat, u know like a real rapper. But remember, he's not trying to make a gosu rap song, just a funny parody. His accent does own though .
Everyone works. Nothing is free. Everyone starts at the bottom.
fenixdown
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Colombia320 Posts
October 07 2004 11:45 GMT
#19
rap sucks...
I love protoss because it is tough and straight. It is a race for the men. - Reach
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
October 07 2004 11:50 GMT
#20
--- Nuked ---
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
October 07 2004 12:00 GMT
#21
his accent makes this funny, as in good to laugh at. why is he SO off beat? the lyrics are actually almost a funny idea as they sorta parody
[BOyGiRl]ShaRp
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (S)1912 Posts
October 07 2004 12:20 GMT
#22
Is he off beat on purpose?
Hexatron Bba!!
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
October 07 2004 12:25 GMT
#23
i hope so even still its not even jay-z worthy
DarkGhost]Coon[
Profile Joined February 2004
United States1471 Posts
October 07 2004 12:31 GMT
#24
Don't complain about the rhymes. It's obviously just a joke. Pretty funny if you ask me. ^^
Common sense is not so common.
taDa
Profile Joined October 2004
575 Posts
October 07 2004 13:05 GMT
#25
ROFL.

The lyrics are good, but the accent has to go.
GG
Twitt
Profile Joined December 2003
United States733 Posts
October 07 2004 15:26 GMT
#26
I'm just at a loss for words.....don't even know how to react.


....
MAN CLAN FIGHTING INDEED!~
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51589 Posts
October 07 2004 16:10 GMT
#27
lmao chobo singing ><
Commentator
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
October 07 2004 16:21 GMT
#28
rofl this is great =) even though i saw it earlier
UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
[pG]Archi
Profile Joined July 2004
Germany354 Posts
October 07 2004 16:22 GMT
#29
hes not good , but its a funny idea
Pob
Profile Joined February 2004
880 Posts
October 07 2004 16:24 GMT
#30
i think he's trying to be like 'the streets' re:in time ?
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51589 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-10-07 16:38:08
October 07 2004 16:37 GMT
#31
what about these by sirzealot?

WarCraft 3 Baby
Without Marines
Commentator
favOrite_STaR
Profile Joined October 2004
China152 Posts
October 07 2004 16:52 GMT
#32
ahahahah so crazy
anjonjeil protoss fighting!!
favOrite_STaR
Profile Joined October 2004
China152 Posts
October 07 2004 16:55 GMT
#33
oh yeah and With marines is best sc rap ever^^
anjonjeil protoss fighting!!
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
October 07 2004 18:56 GMT
#34
AHHHAHAHAHA...these owns
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
iD.Surv
Profile Joined April 2004
Belgium827 Posts
October 07 2004 20:05 GMT
#35
guy cant rap
Addicted`To`Zerg
Profile Joined August 2004
Bulgaria1353 Posts
October 07 2004 20:30 GMT
#36
good, but there is no toss song i see,but who cares
gj gj gj
Elsi
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8173 Posts
October 07 2004 21:30 GMT
#37
:D He Mentioned my name in his Rap. MWHAHA, The_Sacred_One is from England, United Kingdom. He's a SC player, plz check his stats out on sc, /stats the_sacred_one star.

He's half indian and half white. All good fun :D
NoobSaibot
Profile Joined June 2004
United States588 Posts
October 07 2004 21:40 GMT
#38
too many fucking syllables man goddamn. If you read his rap its all written in proper english with no slang or any way to speak words faster than necessary. This is why the whole thing sounds like shit. His rap is more like a paragraph that you read rather than something which flows. The ideas in the lyrics are right, he just needs to slang it up and lose the proper speaking.

Its like converting: "Move woman, get out of my direction, get out of my direction woman, get out of my direction"

to:

"Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way"
88)GuMMi
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden720 Posts
October 07 2004 22:09 GMT
#39
holy shit that guy sucked so bad....
Puppy powaa
NoobSaibot
Profile Joined June 2004
United States588 Posts
October 07 2004 22:14 GMT
#40
God fucking damnit, nobody listen to the zerg one either. That i literally cut after just ONE second. I know what hes doing now, he just made up his rap and rapped it out with no music to sync to. Then he went and mixed the track in behind his voice, and just assumed it would all match up, cuz in his little mind he thinks hes got natural rhthym. I wouldnt be surprised if he was so confident he didnt even bother to listen to his creation afterwards, just threw it up online assuming it all worked out.
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
October 07 2004 23:47 GMT
#41
I dont understand you people this is obviously made as a joke and youre comparing with real rap and telling it how much it suck? geeze...
All Those beneath an angry star
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
October 07 2004 23:50 GMT
#42
On October 08 2004 07:14 NoobSaibot wrote:
God fucking damnit, nobody listen to the zerg one either. That i literally cut after just ONE second. I know what hes doing now, he just made up his rap and rapped it out with no music to sync to. Then he went and mixed the track in behind his voice, and just assumed it would all match up, cuz in his little mind he thinks hes got natural rhthym. I wouldnt be surprised if he was so confident he didnt even bother to listen to his creation afterwards, just threw it up online assuming it all worked out.


holy shit, hes doing a joke it doesnt have to be Eminem CD quility why should he make it perfect and all that shit when its just a joke? he made it as a joke so we can laugh at it not for you gay fucks to bash it
All Those beneath an angry star
Elsi
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8173 Posts
October 07 2004 23:52 GMT
#43
It's a piss take, jesus, can you do any better?
ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
October 08 2004 00:28 GMT
#44
Any BW Rap will never be funny, just sad
jtan
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden5891 Posts
October 08 2004 00:37 GMT
#45
funny shit
Enter a Uh
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
October 08 2004 00:38 GMT
#46
sucks even as a joke t_t
I put the fu in fun
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
October 08 2004 00:44 GMT
#47
would have been funny if he sang on beat -_-
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
SonnyBlack
Profile Joined July 2004
Germany457 Posts
October 08 2004 00:51 GMT
#48
very nice! good idea
;-)
TanGo
Profile Joined March 2003
Sweden1019 Posts
October 08 2004 01:38 GMT
#49
omfg accent sucks and he sucks ass that is so very sad!
Kram
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 08 2004 02:51 GMT
#50
is there a toss one? this is kinda funny
troi oi thang map nai!!!
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
October 08 2004 02:58 GMT
#51
lmaooo the "With Marines" one is awesome!
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
October 08 2004 03:24 GMT
#52
--- Nuked ---
May
Profile Joined May 2004
China458 Posts
October 08 2004 03:46 GMT
#53
I'm sorry, but are some of you seeing this as though he's trying to sound good? Please... it's for comedy-value.
vDp]Fighting_uk
Pacifist
Profile Joined October 2003
Israel1683 Posts
October 08 2004 03:56 GMT
#54
LMAO I LIKE HIS ACCENT
Riding a bike is overrated.
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
October 08 2004 04:46 GMT
#55
On October 08 2004 12:46 May wrote:
I'm sorry, but are some of you seeing this as though he's trying to sound good? Please... it's for comedy-value.


agreed with my fellow china man =]
All Those beneath an angry star
Sexe
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada448 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-10-08 04:56:32
October 08 2004 04:52 GMT
#56
oh my god. British accent o_o
I'm still shocked~.~
We are tough, man. We go out to the ice fields and battle murderous polar bears whose only goal in life is to protect their precious cubes of crystalline water. Rt-S.FakeSteve, Canada Pride
Capulet
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada686 Posts
October 08 2004 05:00 GMT
#57
hehehe, a BW rap :D
"I'm just killing the spiders to save the butterflies... Wanting to save both is a contradiction. What would you rather do? Keep deliberating? The butterfly will be eaten in the meantime."
chrusher97
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada811 Posts
October 08 2004 06:31 GMT
#58
these might sound good if he had no accent or if he was on beat or actually knew the originals.

so everybody, prepare for my new and improved chrusher97 versions
AniMe
Profile Joined July 2004
Sweden22 Posts
October 08 2004 09:20 GMT
#59
SaC is my hero <3
JoeUser
Profile Joined April 2004
United States684 Posts
October 08 2004 09:47 GMT
#60
HAHAHA. Jesus crist, I can't stop laughing.
Quote
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
October 08 2004 10:25 GMT
#61
Worst rapping ever
Use it or lose it
x2fst
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
1272 Posts
October 08 2004 10:29 GMT
#62
On October 08 2004 15:31 chrusher97 wrote:

so everybody, prepare for my new and improved chrusher97 versions




i cant wait
muda, is a crime for me to wear a shirt, cos I is so good lookin
Aa_Zerg
Profile Joined October 2004
Norway6 Posts
October 08 2004 10:46 GMT
#63
His songs gave me a headache...
Caution
Profile Joined September 2004
2059 Posts
October 13 2004 15:13 GMT
#64
LMAO that woulda been good if it wasnt british..
Abahgus
Profile Joined June 2004
United States323 Posts
October 13 2004 15:42 GMT
#65
THIS GUY IS PRO. PERIOD
Bunkers are soso good. - GroT
GoGoGo[cF]
Profile Joined September 2004
China545 Posts
October 24 2004 04:01 GMT
#66
I liked it cause it was something funny! :D
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SoLsiTO
Profile Joined April 2003
United States573 Posts
October 24 2004 04:17 GMT
#67
oh my, that was certainly good for a laugh.
They fill the children full of hate to fight an old man's war and die upon the road to peace
j-man
Profile Joined August 2004
United States153 Posts
October 24 2004 04:45 GMT
#68
withmarines > the british accent noob. funny funny shit!
Fignuts!
GroT
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Belgium3003 Posts
October 24 2004 05:34 GMT
#69
lol he didn't dare to use the volume of his voice

so nerdy

painful
DANCE ALL DAY
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
October 24 2004 06:08 GMT
#70
first time i had the feeling of ROFL and at the same time
zzzzzz
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
October 24 2004 06:08 GMT
#71
also, it gave me a headache
zzzzzz
Death_Gun
Profile Joined July 2003
Brazil76 Posts
October 24 2004 13:05 GMT
#72
hahahahahaha
well, starcraft is culture too.
kCiNNiCk
Profile Joined September 2004
United Kingdom313 Posts
October 26 2004 04:13 GMT
#73
HAHAHAHA OMFG Gosu lyrics.

Nice try The_Sacred_One

If you wanna hook up with him he plays on Europe, Brood War GBR-1.
Zerg Own, Fear their Macro Power!
Veg
Profile Joined October 2002
Canada2945 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-10-26 05:33:53
October 26 2004 05:30 GMT
#74
hey sacred

[image loading]


asdasdas
poor newb
Profile Joined April 2004
United States1879 Posts
October 26 2004 05:36 GMT
#75
lmao its such bad rapping
How do you mine minerals?
vanilica_scg
Profile Joined October 2004
Yugoslavia137 Posts
October 26 2004 05:46 GMT
#76
lol cool
n3m0
Profile Joined January 2007
Portugal247 Posts
March 15 2007 05:33 GMT
#77
SACRED UR GREAT LOVE U GOSU ;D
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Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
March 15 2007 05:48 GMT
#78
HUH?
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
FearMyScv
Profile Joined October 2006
United States76 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-15 06:00:21
March 15 2007 05:58 GMT
#79
LOL here's the links since they won't work from page 1.
http://www.geocities.com/sacredhuhu/Teh_Cam_remix.mp3
http://www.geocities.com/sacredhuhu/Starcraft_SaCreDIn-Da-Bunker.mp3
http://www.geocities.com/sacredhuhu/Z_E_R_G.mp3


1st one wasn't in the post but i found it

Copy and paste in the address bar because it won't work if you click on the links
I do not agree with mathematics; the sum of total zeros is a frightening figure.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
March 15 2007 06:07 GMT
#80
sigh...n3m0, bumping a 2 year old thread with that response...

You are guilty of violating:

On September 13 2004 22:42 mensrea wrote:

- DO NOT POST ANYTHING IN ALL CAPS IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SCREAMING LIKE A RAVING LUNATIC AND WE WILL BE FORCED TO TREAT YOU LIKE ONE AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

- Be very careful about resuscitating old threads. Sometimes it's ok, but sometimes it's not.



thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 15 2007 06:26 GMT
#81
Fearmyscv comes and saves the thread though
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
March 15 2007 06:28 GMT
#82
the links he provided are not working for me, though. sugo I'd say. sugo.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
WastedYouth
Profile Joined March 2006
United States563 Posts
March 15 2007 06:39 GMT
#83
the admins will have your head for this
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Skill is what happens when luck becomes habit
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-15 06:44:42
March 15 2007 06:40 GMT
#84
since this is resurrected i might as well post this song (its great IMO, most of you probly know it):

its called "With Marines"
http://infoceptor.net/files/media/withmarines.mp3

+ Show Spoiler [lyrics of "With Marines"] +

"Serve the hive..."

2 Terran Firebats go round the marienes,

Round the marienes, round the marienes

2 Terran Firebats go round the marienes,

Round the marienes, round the marienes


Starcraft's back, back again

Play Starcraft, with a friend

Play StarCraft, play StarCraft, play StarCraft

Play StarCraft, play StarCraft, play StarCraft, play StarCraft


I've created a mariene, cuz nobody wants to

Play Protoss no more, they play Terran, an easy winna

But if you play zerg this is what I'll give ya,

A big group of marines headed by Jim Raynor

With Stip Packs that'll jumpstart my marienes researched at the

Academy while I get healed by the medic from the barracks when I plan on stiming

While I'm wasting the enemy while she's healing me

You've played this long now stop complaining

Cuz you suck, I'm on the attack and obliterating

I know that you got a problem you newbie, cuz your strategy's stupid and you die to easy

So the SCV won't let me Build, or let me build on the side of hills

Players wanna kill my SCV, but my bunkers are filled up with marienes, so

Come on down, I'll turn you around

Pull back, I'll giggle bit,

And build up, and get ready,

Cuz this is about to get deadly

You'll just lose all of your units, (....) you hackers


Now this looks like a job for Marienes, so I think I'll just build Marienes

Cuz they're part of, my Strategy, so I fill my Bunkers with Marines

I said, this looks like a job for Marienes, so I think I'll just build Marienes

Cuz they're part of, my Strategy, so I fill my Bunkers with Marines


Dumb allies, good players complainin

Frustratsed their partners don't listen to reason

They start feeling like winning is hopeless,

Then someone comes along with an army and yells "OWNED"

My nukes are ready, nukes are scary,

Could start an big expantion, expanding every way, a gloter

So just leave me glotting with class, now you wanna ally so your kissing my ass

Now your base is destroyed such a laim newbie

For me to kill so damn much of your base I start laughing.

You were owned (Terran Music) rebuild your base and army so that I can

Enter in your base again and own like I'm winning

A player of perfection, back for the bashing

I'm laughing, as I start trash talking, Moveing into your base and expanding

Scanning, it's you I see, I start laughing as your lurkers die to me

Here's my 10 men, 2 turrets for D, A nuisance, you sent, templars for me?


Now this looks like a job for Marienes, so I think I'll just build Marienes

Cuz they're part of, my Strategy, so I fill my Bunkers with Marines

I said, this looks like a job for Marienes, so I think I'll just build Marienes

Cuz they're part of, my Strategy, so I fill my Bunkers with Marines


(damn, the spoiler doesnt seem to work for me...)
jeck[mb]
Profile Joined January 2013
United Kingdom5 Posts
January 16 2013 02:12 GMT
#85
Sorry to bring up an old post, but I was searching for my tunes and i managed to find it on here
I did this back in 2004 and it was all for a good laugh, funny lyrics and good banter :D

Here are the new videos which I made:

In Da bunker 2004:


Z.E.R.G 2004:


Teh Cam remix 2004:


All of which is old and everybody mentioned in the video doesn't play anymore, well now that I know of, but some of the strategies are still used nowadays
Enjoy!
AFKing
Profile Joined January 2013
128 Posts
January 16 2013 02:55 GMT
#86
wat
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
January 16 2013 03:03 GMT
#87
LOL best rap ever.
thanks for uploading.
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
January 16 2013 03:08 GMT
#88
worth the necro :D
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
dRaW
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada5744 Posts
January 16 2013 03:24 GMT
#89
lol pretty jokes
I don't need luck, luck is for noobs, good luck to you though
LeafMeAlone
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States301 Posts
January 16 2013 03:40 GMT
#90
nice rhymes
~_~
Gene(S)is
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden419 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-17 12:13:04
January 16 2013 04:55 GMT
#91
Good songs, was fun to listen to and temps me to write one myself

*Edit: So I took it on me to compose me a lyric. You see I have two friends who I sometimes do "dis rap battles" in the spirit of KingOfTheDot (YT channel http://www.youtube.com/user/KingOfTheDot).

So I was thinking of a melody for my song, at first I was thinking of Twista - Sunshine ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcormVh9G0I) but it kind diverted from the course so to speak. Now I wish to warn beforehand that some contents of my lyrics is filled with profanity so for the sensetive reader do not click on the spoiler tab.

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I LOVE THE SMELL OF PWNED NOOBS IN THE MORNING!

When I wake up in the morning ya'll and the noobs have been slayed it feels like an awning, like a cloud just hangin' above me pouring blood of the chobos who all cry QQ nerf dat gosu dude!
Don't take it so hard it happens to them all who be trying to cheese me before dawn, doesn't matta if you're nocturnal you will end up in an urn anyways because you get so burned by these uber skillz. Charred when we sparred 24/7 you walk like a pirate YARYAR.

You remain with out seeds, no one one wants to download your skills, you go protoss to mimic the seed but fail and bleed just eat my semen and get blown to smitherines!
Oh oh look is the gosu Terran about to do the special pioneered 10 rax build, be it 5, 6, 7, 8 or 9 is don't matter squat for my banelings when they pop under you all. You scan for a mine but forget to look above 'cause there's an Overlord saying "death from above to you all!".

Uh uh uh, yeah look right here, you be seeing this shit? I smelled your 4-gate when i walked through the door, it's so easy stop with my sim city wall, you trying to blink rush me, man my spines be stalkin' your mom and pierce her harder then a Zelot charge!

Switching to Zerg I do not concure, it's not just something you do in the spur. It takes commitment and skills that are so absurd you can't even comprehend it compadre.
It matters not who you are, I knock you down like a turtle you can't get up, you ask Boxer for help but he be saying you're a lost cause. We aint got time for noobs like you im here to micro manage your penis and stick it up your ass, it's hard now it got its wood but that resource won't help you unless you go back to warcraft with your gayelfs n00b!

Yo, wake up and smell the cheese, you cut it and damn it reeks. I'll neural parasite your mom and get her to eat Zergling poo! Zerg be da shit we're the no.1 race, and im the hare winning over you turtle basing mother fuckers. Go take a dump I cut of your leg leaving a stump. When I weild my claws I leave nothing but your rotten corpse for Infeasted Terrans to charm.

You know it's lost so go kamikaze your Carrier like Tassadar, he be sucking it deep when my tentacles be reaching for him, and don't you dare strike me back because you know better then to bite the hand that feeds you. You fucking bronze piceces of D- minus shit excuse for players. Delete the game and leave in shame!

Go gosu go gosu who's gosu well it aint you, go hasu this is for you *give the finger*. Huh worthless bronze leaguers, you're not even worthy to be called chobo. For the swarm mother fuckers, Kerrigan saranghae!!!


For anyone who wonders I play Zerg and they Terran and Protoss. I'll challenge them 2v1

For the swarm
NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
January 16 2013 07:11 GMT
#92
These "raps" killed most of my brain cells, but I like them.
"Start yo" -FlaSh
Lykkehjul
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway82 Posts
January 16 2013 07:39 GMT
#93
I used to listen to this one back in the days while playing WGT etc. Totaly awesome

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