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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
September 17 2005 19:28 GMT
#21
hahaha great satire post
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6776 Posts
September 17 2005 19:36 GMT
#22
Lmao... respect to you, smurg
Graphics
Pro.NT_Knight
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia539 Posts
September 17 2005 19:45 GMT
#23
rofl.. haha ..
Op Pro.NT Usa West
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4620 Posts
September 17 2005 19:48 GMT
#24
I vote for banning anyone who didnt got it ws a joke after the first sentence.
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
September 17 2005 19:57 GMT
#25
average satire. would have been far better if you would have made it atleast a little bit believable :[
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
September 17 2005 20:29 GMT
#26
On September 18 2005 04:57 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
average satire. would have been far better if you would have made it atleast a little bit believable :[

?

People thought this was a joke?

Time to go cut myself and write a song about it.

(I know what you mean...but I liked going over the top. :D)
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
September 17 2005 20:33 GMT
#27
lolerwaffles
River me timbers.
Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
September 17 2005 20:35 GMT
#28
On September 18 2005 05:29 Smurg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2005 04:57 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
average satire. would have been far better if you would have made it atleast a little bit believable :[

?

People thought this was a joke?

Time to go cut myself and write a song about it.

(I know what you mean...but I liked going over the top. :D)


its actually even better because, despite being so obvious, you still had people believe you
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-17 20:41:13
September 17 2005 20:39 GMT
#29
Sometimes there are issues with...people not reading it all, people not being fluent in English or whatever...etc can lead to them being misled.

But apart from that....

So I'm taking a shit...and it was green....what does that mean?

I also have this dilemma with a SMOKING chick...I mean holy shit you could fry eggs on her perfect ass. She really wants to have sex with me...but the thing is...I have an uncircumcised penis...will she still like me? Could I get some stats and stuff on things...and does size really matter? She's got the greatest personality...she's smart...face like an angel...body like a goddess on fire...another thing is...I don't want to go against my parents...they are really religious. I am not in any way but if they found out I had been fornicating with a girl...I'd probably be given a LECTURE. A fucking lecture...I don't know if they would let me go out after 8PM after that...and they'd probably try to get me circumcised...

I don't want my winky in a bandaged slinky. T____T
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
September 17 2005 20:45 GMT
#30
how long did it take you to write that stuff.

pretty sad.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
September 17 2005 20:47 GMT
#31
On September 18 2005 05:45 Passion wrote:
how long did it take you to write that stuff.

pretty sad.

Hmm about 10 mins. Same time it took you to write that then. OMFG I INSULTED YOUR TYPING SPEED. Hah. I'm 1337.
wishterran
Profile Joined February 2004
United States1045 Posts
September 17 2005 20:56 GMT
#32
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Im on a suga high

at least he had the funniest post
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
September 17 2005 21:00 GMT
#33
On September 18 2005 05:47 Smurg wrote:
Hmm about 10 mins. Same time it took you to write that then. OMFG I INSULTED YOUR TYPING SPEED. Hah. I'm 1337.


spending 10 minutes on making fun of what others might see as their problems...
i guess these were the best spent 10 minutes of your life. OMFG I INSULTED YOUR LIFE. Hah. I'm 1337.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
September 17 2005 21:19 GMT
#34
I read the first 2-3 lines, and I was like "Sweet, someone finally posted what I don't have the balls to post, advice without the embaressment, werd" then I realised it was all a joke, I run to my safety corner and cried for ages, I also pissed my self, my safety corner smells funny now..

....i'm going to have to find a new corner.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Echo
Profile Joined July 2005
United States435 Posts
September 17 2005 21:21 GMT
#35
first step in gettting laid - GET THE FUCK OFF TL.NET IT ISNT HELPING
aka EchoOfRain/T.Sqd)RaiN on uswest
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-17 22:07:12
September 17 2005 22:06 GMT
#36
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Troll
All Those beneath an angry star
SA-kcabsiozteh
Profile Joined July 2004
United States396 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-17 22:20:49
September 17 2005 22:17 GMT
#37
"Oh also...I have a lump on my face...it's red...and about the size of a pimple. It looks pretty much like a pimple in every way..but it hurts a fraction more. Could it be AIDS? A tumour? The start of some strange African mosquito-borne virus? "

see doctor asap, he will try to ask you questions, but in your situation i wouldn't recommend talking back, just show it to him, i believe you may have contracted malaria
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
September 17 2005 22:32 GMT
#38
--- Nuked ---
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
September 17 2005 22:55 GMT
#39
Just when I really thought you were a nice guy, Smurg, you go make fun of me.

Down with Smurg!
CruCiFy.
Profile Joined November 2004
Singapore28 Posts
September 17 2005 23:08 GMT
#40
retarded post
crucify my love
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