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TL STRATEGY Grudgematch SC2John VS Teoita

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ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13405 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-02 02:07:28
December 02 2013 02:02 GMT
#1
The amount of bullshit will astound you as not one but TWO representatives from the most bullshit race in the history of RTS games face off in an EPIC BO5 in just two days time.

TEOITA
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VS

SC2JOHN
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WHEN?
Tuesday December 3rd. HIGH NOON (in the US on the Eastern seabord - Around dinner time in Italy)

WHY?
SC2John Protoss Blue poster and Guide maker Extraordinaire has decided that he has surpassed the glorious Blue Banling and Master of Protoss Woks Teoita.

SC2John (his real name is Chris btw we still don't know why he decides to lie to everyone on TL and call himself John) made the following post:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=436794

He called out Teoita and said his time has passed.

Teoita promptly shot back with his own post:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=437009

Then slowbacontron said the magic word:

On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH


And I decided as benevolent leader of TL Strategy, taking the reins from his highness Monk to give it my blessing.

On December 01 2013 07:36 ZeromuS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2013 07:03 The_Templar wrote:
On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH



As your beloved and dear leader Christopher and Matteo, this has my blessing.


Format

Simple. BO5 PvP. Old vs New, EU vs NA. Prepare yourselves for the shortest and most glorious PvP showdown since the Finals of Red Bull Battle Grounds.

Where?

On twitch of course, at my stream: http://www.twitch.tv/zeromus_

Who's casting?

The best first time casting duo you will ever experience. Crazyfirefox and myself will bring you all the action in the most unprofessional, unpolished, and lackluster manner possible. ALSO: Monk, the hearthstone Bonjwa

THE PUNISHMENT

The loser will write and publish an article expounding how wonderful the winner is and how glorious they are at the beautiful game of StarCraft 2

THE PRIZE

More than just satisfaction. The winner will also write and publish an article, about how absolutely fucking shit the loser is at the dead game known as StarCraft 2

+ Show Spoiler +
[11:55:57 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: ok
[11:56:04 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: so grudgematch I already gave my blessing
[11:56:08 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: we need to decide the punishment
[11:56:11 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: for losing
[11:56:14 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: as is custom on TL
[11:56:45 AM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: Right an article
[11:56:56 AM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: highlighting evertythingyour opponent did well
[11:57:26 AM] Matteo Lucchini: also
[11:57:35 AM] Matteo Lucchini: the winner gets to write an article bashing the other player
[11:57:41 AM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: sold.
[11:58:15 AM] Matteo Lucchini: we do oldschool battle reports
[11:58:17 AM] Matteo Lucchini: with screenshots and shit
[11:58:22 AM] Matteo Lucchini: bo5 format imo
[11:59:21 AM] Christopher Meek: Hahahaha
[11:59:37 AM] Christopher Meek: I'm up for it.
[12:00:45 PM] Matteo Lucchini: also and most importantly
[12:00:49 PM] Matteo Lucchini: the winner gets the title of
[12:01:00 PM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: Wok Master?
[12:01:15 PM] Matteo Lucchini: Master Blue Poster, Teacher of Skillfull Wok All-ins, Gamesense and Proxy Tech
[12:01:18 PM] Christopher Meek: lol
[12:01:30 PM] Matteo Lucchini: and Soul King ofc




*****
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
December 02 2013 02:05 GMT
#2
The casting shall be gloriously bad, this I will assure.
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Jer99
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada8159 Posts
December 02 2013 02:06 GMT
#3
go SC2John!
StrategyTaeJa #1 || @TL_Jer99 || "seeker seeked out his seeking"
Carbonyl
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
United States334 Posts
December 02 2013 02:10 GMT
#4
WOOOO
It takes quite a long time of playing and watching a video game before you realize how bad at it you really are.
Carbonyl
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
United States334 Posts
December 02 2013 02:11 GMT
#5
channel your inner day9
It takes quite a long time of playing and watching a video game before you realize how bad at it you really are.
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
December 02 2013 02:11 GMT
#6
was the PvP final at IEM Singapore not glorious? I missed it
This should be good though
Moderatorhttp://i.imgur.com/U4xwqmD.png
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
December 02 2013 02:13 GMT
#7
SC2John 3-1 Teoita
Just reading the thread title makes me want to type in all-caps.
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
Jer99
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada8159 Posts
December 02 2013 02:14 GMT
#8
HYPE HYPE HYPE
StrategyTaeJa #1 || @TL_Jer99 || "seeker seeked out his seeking"
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13405 Posts
December 02 2013 02:14 GMT
#9
On December 02 2013 11:13 The_Templar wrote:
SC2John 3-1 Teoita
Just reading the thread title makes me want to type in all-caps.


JUST PRETEND THE CAPS KEY IS BROKEN! AND SO IS THE SHIFT KEY1
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
December 02 2013 02:16 GMT
#10
PvP?

Noone will watch this lololol
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
December 02 2013 02:19 GMT
#11
USA>Italy
wok>immortal

D:
jjakji fan
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13405 Posts
December 02 2013 02:19 GMT
#12
On December 02 2013 11:16 lichter wrote:
PvP?

Noone will watch this lololol


But they will see the aftermath.
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
December 02 2013 02:22 GMT
#13
On December 02 2013 11:19 slowbacontron wrote:
USA>Italy
wok>immortal

D:

but immortal has hardened shields
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
December 02 2013 02:22 GMT
#14
rofl this is pretty ridiculous. The games better be as equally ridiculous
vhapter
Profile Joined May 2010
Brazil677 Posts
December 02 2013 03:12 GMT
#15
hahaha this shit is hillarious
To live is to fight, to fight is to live!
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
December 02 2013 03:15 GMT
#16
On December 02 2013 11:22 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2013 11:19 slowbacontron wrote:
USA>Italy
wok>immortal

D:

but immortal has hardened shields

but wok makes more food

tasty food
jjakji fan
dangthatsright
Profile Joined July 2011
1160 Posts
December 02 2013 03:24 GMT
#17
On December 02 2013 12:15 slowbacontron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2013 11:22 The_Templar wrote:
On December 02 2013 11:19 slowbacontron wrote:
USA>Italy
wok>immortal

D:

but immortal has hardened shields

but wok makes more food

tasty food

i'm sold
EsportsJohn
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4883 Posts
December 02 2013 03:26 GMT
#18
On December 02 2013 12:15 slowbacontron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2013 11:22 The_Templar wrote:
On December 02 2013 11:19 slowbacontron wrote:
USA>Italy
wok>immortal

D:

but immortal has hardened shields

but wok makes more food

tasty food


Teo's gonna need a bigass wok to fry this. Let's just hope Teo's wok is as big as he makes it out to be....
StrategyAllyssa Grey <3<3
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
December 02 2013 04:10 GMT
#19
I HAVE AN IDEA

Please play all matches on season 1 ladder maps, like xel naga caverns.
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13405 Posts
December 02 2013 04:21 GMT
#20
On December 02 2013 13:10 CecilSunkure wrote:
I HAVE AN IDEA

Please play all matches on season 1 ladder maps, like xel naga caverns.


The maps havent been chosen but they dont want steppes It will be some of the new maps and one game on that lava map was requested
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
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