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TL Forum Awesomeness: Vader never beat Obi Wan

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Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-30 21:25:39
November 30 2013 20:31 GMT
#1
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=436794

My dear sc2john, you are the apprentice that believes he has surpassed the master. Well guess what, you couldn't be more wrong.

I am the one editing your own TLStrat articles (and really, writing a good portion of them, let's not forget that). I am modding the strat forum. Like TL greats Chill and monk before me, i keep the shitposters from setting TL.net on fire.

I was here during the great strat forum purge of 2011. I was here when kcdc, monk, rsvp, cecilsunkure figured how to stop the roach max. I'm the one that wrote that one guide, teaching the masses the ins and outs of every PvZ all-in in existance. I have been teaching little tosses all over the world how to correctly zealot terrans before you were even in master's league.

You wrote a couple of nice threads (that i had to move from blogs to Strat and retag because you are lazy as shit), but you wouldn't be anywhere without me. In fact, you wouldn't even be a blue poster without me:

Sunday, 8th september 2013
[11:25:50] Matteo Lucchini: hey
[11:25:56] Matteo Lucchini: i think sc2john should be a blue as well
[11:26:07] Matteo Lucchini: since he's pretty active and whatnot
[11:26:15] Kevin Dong: i'll blue him after his guide is out
[11:26:18] Kevin Dong: that might make more sense
[11:28:51] Matteo Lucchini: kk

So learn your place. Just like Darth Vader never truly beat Obi Wan Kenobi, you will never be able to surpass me. And guess what, i'm here to stay.

Ps: voting ME is voting for immortals. After all, i'm the one who soultrained monk so much, he asked me "why are you doing this to me". Hell he's still mad about it, i'm sure.

edit: screenshots here
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That's what having SOUL means.

***
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
aZealot
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
New Zealand5447 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-30 21:23:22
November 30 2013 21:20 GMT
#2
I lol'd irl. I don't know about the SW comparisons, though. This feels more like Zeratul vs Aldaris to me...
KT best KT ~ 2014
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
November 30 2013 21:27 GMT
#3
Seeing as, together with soultrain, my great PvZ love is my own Tasteless build (4gate into dt into blink allin), that works too xD
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
November 30 2013 21:31 GMT
#4
GRUDGEMATCH
jjakji fan
EsportsJohn
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4883 Posts
November 30 2013 21:36 GMT
#5
And in the end, both Darth Vader and Obi Wan ended up dying and becoming...what was it they became?

[image loading]
Oh yeah, immortals
Vote SC2John
StrategyAllyssa Grey <3<3
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
November 30 2013 21:37 GMT
#6
I think I'm seeing a trend with SC2John's campaign...
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-30 21:41:15
November 30 2013 21:37 GMT
#7
See the screenshots and make better ones. I dare you. If you do, i will admit defeat and name you the new Great Prophet of the Holy Immortal and General Protoss Bullshit. Until then, that title is MINE.

edit: ALSO
[09/11/2013 01:57:34] Christopher Meek: I have this weird feeling that you and vader see me as the sweet little child who's growing up. Every time I realize something, you both sit there and go "....AWWWWWWWW".
you have a long way to go chris <3
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
November 30 2013 21:43 GMT
#8
On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH

Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
November 30 2013 21:44 GMT
#9
wait is his name not actually john
jjakji fan
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-30 21:45:59
November 30 2013 21:45 GMT
#10
Nop. I was shocked too, we had this guy in TL strat skype called chris and i wondered for a bit "wait who the fuck is that again?"
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
November 30 2013 22:03 GMT
#11
On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH

Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13405 Posts
November 30 2013 22:36 GMT
#12
On December 01 2013 07:03 The_Templar wrote:
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On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH



As your beloved and dear leader Christopher and Matteo, this has my blessing.
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
December 01 2013 01:02 GMT
#13
On December 01 2013 07:36 ZeromuS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2013 07:03 The_Templar wrote:
On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH



As your beloved and dear leader Christopher and Matteo, this has my blessing.

and they must only use strategies they wrote about
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
December 01 2013 01:11 GMT
#14
I've never written a PvP article
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
Wintex
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Norway16838 Posts
December 01 2013 01:15 GMT
#15
On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH

The Bomber boy
vndestiny
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Singapore3452 Posts
December 01 2013 01:18 GMT
#16
On December 01 2013 10:11 Teoita wrote:
I've never written a PvP article

So w/o?
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-01 01:20:42
December 01 2013 01:19 GMT
#17
Or he can offrace :D

edit: technically, i did work on the 2gate fe article...
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-01 04:09:34
December 01 2013 04:06 GMT
#18
Poll: Grudgematch?

There will be blood (21)
 
100%

It shall be (0)
 
0%

21 total votes

Your vote: Grudgematch?

(Vote): There will be blood
(Vote): It shall be


User was warned for too many mimes.
opterown *
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Australia54784 Posts
December 01 2013 05:29 GMT
#19
i hope you guys have fun in the losers' match
ModeratorRetired LR Bonjwa
TL+ Member
Whatson
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States5357 Posts
December 01 2013 05:39 GMT
#20
On December 01 2013 10:19 Teoita wrote:
Or he can offrace :D

edit: technically, i did work on the 2gate fe article...

blind hardcounter incoming
¯\_(シ)_/¯
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