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Blazinghand
United States25560 Posts
[Baller Match] Yoshi Kirishima you punk!
The Beef
So, people are wondering "what's going on between that punk Yoshi Kirishima and the glorious sexy Blazinghand?" Well, as we are both highly renowned englishmen streamers and posters on TL, people were wondering why were were "e-voiding" each other so much. Did we have beef? Did we get into a drunken fight? Did my date blow me off to go hang out with Yoshi? People need to know the truth! The horrible truth!
You see, the horrible truth is, Yoshi is a race traitor. I can't deal with this. Check it:
On June 27 2012 12:25 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
But anyways, thanks for the guide, I'm considering playing Protoss. My stream is even "Masters Protoss" now!
At first I thought, "oh Yoshi mus tbe joking" but surely enough he is not! yous ee we don't have a lot of terran players who can help brothas out on the forusm, and I view(ed) yoshi as a comrade at arms! a fellow helpful guy! But how WRONG I WAS!
UNDENIABLE PROOF OF YOSHI SNUBBING ME AND DODGING:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/2S0yt.png)
HOW COULD HE SAY THAT TO ME??? I CANNOT LET THIS FLY.
But then it GETS WORSE. Yoshi Kirishima TOTALLY stole my TOTALLY existent girlfriend, insulting my honor as an englishman a terran player! I certainly cannot let this fly.1
The Callout
Yoshi Kirishima, you have turned your back on the Terran race! Now, in our darkest hours, with our champions falling around us, you have chosen the easier, less honorable road. I once thought us brothers-at-arms, but now I know better. I cannot let this lie, for my honor as an englishman Terran player has been stained by your cruel treachery! If there is anything left in you that is good and wholesome, you will accept my challenge, and come and display that Terran pride you once knew so well.
The Logistics
The showmatch will be at Sunday, Jul 01 12:00am GMT (GMT+00:00)!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/VfYHN.png)
Our games will be cast by none other than SeeKeR, notorious caster and LR guy extraordinaire and generally sexy fellow. His stream link is here: (link) so make sure to tune in!
The Rules
Our series will be a Bo9. I'll design the map pool, as the challenger, and you get to pick the first map, as the challenged. HERE IS WHERE OUR GLORIOUS BATTLE SHALL BE JOINED:
After the first game, loser picks map.
If you don't want to show, that's fine-- but know then that you are a disgrace to the terran help thread, to your TvP Air thread, and to everything you ever once stood for as a Terran player... I'll see you at Sunday, Jul 01 12:00am GMT (GMT+00:00)!
Poll: What punishment must the loser bear?Massive Girl Blog (66) 50% Four minutes of streamed dancing (44) 34% Signature of Shame (11) 8% Winner chooses his ladder builds (7) 5% Other (please specify) (3) 2% 131 total votes Your vote: What punishment must the loser bear? (Vote): Signature of Shame
(Vote): Winner chooses his ladder builds
(Vote): Four minutes of streamed dancing
(Vote): Massive Girl Blog
(Vote): Other (please specify)
LR Thread is up: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=349308
TLDR + Show Spoiler +
 
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What, Terran is so bad. I will smite you with them to prove to you that Terran is bad. Protoss is the shit. Void all-in every day.
Prepare your balls... I accept your Agni Kai challenge. If I lose, you get your girlfriend back. But she's the perfect waifu so I won't let you defeat me.
It's time... to DUEL!
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Baller match makes it seem a little better even though this is still fluff with no real meat to it.
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I approve of Shining Gundam and Youmu.
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37095 Posts
HHHHYYYYYPPPPPEEEEE!!!!
Gonna be so awesome 8)
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Hells yeah. I think that we need to add some more on the line for this.
+ Show Spoiler +
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The most bestest wife isn't much on the line?
RAAAGE
Ok how about this. The loser will have to lose 17 consecutive games on the ladder. Kekekek
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On June 28 2012 08:50 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
The most bestest wife isn't much on the line?
RAAAGE
Ok how about this. The loser will have to lose 17 consecutive games on the ladder. Kekekek
That would be cool...but how about something like the winner will get to tell the loser what 15 builds or something to do on their next ladder games...and gets to cast them and talk shit the entire time. 
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On June 28 2012 08:29 Blazinghand wrote:
You see, the horrible truth is, Yoshi is a race traitor. I can't deal with this.
+ Show Spoiler [Is that so?] +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/3RpAp.png) Go Yoshiiii~
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On June 28 2012 08:52 TheAmazombie wrote:Show nested quote +On June 28 2012 08:50 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
The most bestest wife isn't much on the line?
RAAAGE
Ok how about this. The loser will have to lose 17 consecutive games on the ladder. Kekekek That would be cool...but how about something like the winner will get to tell the loser what 15 builds or something to do on their next ladder games...and gets to cast them and talk shit the entire time.
Interesting :D keep the ideas coming! Maybe we can make a poll.
On June 28 2012 08:54 SeeKeR wrote:Tell u what. I'm going to create a Live Report thread on Friday. GSL style. It's going to be sick 
omg ;O this should be a weekly thing between [notable?] TL members :D
Omg that picture is epic! nice rumia <3 and thanks Archas!
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SeeKer/SeekeR/SEEkEr/Seeker, are you going to trash-talk both combatants during your cast?
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37095 Posts
On June 28 2012 09:00 Archas wrote:
SeeKer/SeekeR/SEEkEr/Seeker, are you going to trash-talk both combatants during your cast?
lol.
If it will please the viewers, then do so I will
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And why is SeeKeR's stream link in the OP just (link)? BM much.
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37095 Posts
On June 28 2012 09:03 Archas wrote:
And why is SeeKeR's stream link in the OP just (link)? BM much.
It's not up yet
Be patient
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Blazinghand
United States25560 Posts
There definitely needs a prize! Here are some thoughts I have + what people have suggested:
1) Loser's forum sig is determined by the winner for the next month.
2) Loser has to play (and stream!) his next 15 ladder games with builds of the winner's choice.
3) Loser has to perform on stream a 3-4 minute dance of the winner's choice of choreography.
Any other thoughts?
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4. Loser has to write a very embarrassing girl blog. Must sound completely sincere/serious, and be overly lengthy and prosed-up.
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is this one of those no matter who wins, everybody loses
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Not really, because Yoshi is actually good. Not sure about Blazinghand, but if it's going to be a no-winners kind of match, SeeKeR really needs to step up his game, and the punishment has to be dire.
Actually, I think if we do the girl blog route, the winner has to be involved in the story somehow.
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