EPTThe song I am parodying:
(pre song part, Nerd Alert's 'Nerdy and I Know It' is playing. IdrA has just lost the first game of a best of 5 series against a Protoss opponent.)
(IdrA steps out of his player booth and confronts his opponent)
IdrA: "LISTEN UP YOU NOOB. I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR OP RACE, YOUR OP FORCEFIELDS AND YOUR OP UNITS, NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?"
CrunCher: (pauses momentarily) "SORRY FOR PLAYING PROTOSS!!!!" (it doesn't necessarily have to be him, can be any toss)
(music starts and the video cuts to IdrA getting owned by immortal storm archon and ragequitting a game.)
I'm runnin' round in shark mode
Lookin' for some roaches to own
While macroing up colossus
from 3 gate robo at home
Poppin' forcefields at the choke point
It makes me feel fucking OP
Then I take down your expansion
And type an offensive gg.
People always say that my race is cheap
Sorry for playing Protoss.
To them toss are so easy it induces sleep
Sorry for playing Protoss
Nothing can withstand my chargelot archon line
Sorry for playing Protoss
I hit the late game now it's time to die
Sorry for playing Protoss
Baby, baby, baby. My macro's crazy.
Got archons and motherships
Shit whatever's tasty
I ain't go no manners
I'll just BM right after
You're easy peasy lemon squeezy
Like a damn bronze leaguer
Your army's dead, take a good look, I won bitch
Just a moved, made a coffee now you're dead, bitch.
Thanks so much for your fucking ladder points. Bitch!
Sorry for playing Protoss
(cut to screenshots of rage at Protoss players)
If you get nerd-wrath, and accused of hax, this is what you say.
Sorry for playing Protoss
If he tap out then fucking lash out, this is what you say
Sorry for playing Protoss
If your opponent's irate, lost to 4 gate, this is what you say
Sorry for playing Protoss
I'll give up when I see a cannon rush in my base and then I see him type "gg"
God damn it, CombatEX'd it, now he's pausing for a moment just to type "EZ"
That guy's real nooby cannon rushing and making me yell "fuck everything about this."
That guy, cheesing noobie, can't play standard, he's just taking the piss.
Now I'm on to game two
Going 4 gate and I can't lose
I got some zealots a moving with a warp in the back, killin' all your probes and now I know I enraged you.
Oh yeah I killed your shit, made you go belligerent
Here's the "gg" in advance, no hard feelings bitch.
Sorry for playing Protoss
People always say that my race is cheap
Sorry for playing Protoss.
To them toss are so easy it induces sleep
Sorry for playing Protoss
Nothing can withstand my chargelot archon line
Sorry for playing Protoss
I hit the late game now it's time to die
Sorry for playing Protoss
