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Last Sunday, we decided to have one of our little family weekend. It is a gathering of my four families (my mother's and her sister and brothers'). As usual, we held it on our aunt's house because she's lives in a good rural community away from the noise of the city.
The highlight of every gathering is her son we fondly call Bruce (from Wayne, not Lee). He is the youngest, so far, all of 5 years, and is really everybody's favorite. He started "talking" when he was about 7 months old and since then everyone in the family just wants to always have a piece of him all the time. After everyone has helped themselves to boatloads of lunch, small groups started clumping together as oldies gonna be oldies and children gonna play. The biggest group was in the tv room, where around a dozen of us young and old were watching a record of NGC "Great Migrations".
And then the most hilarious conversation happened:
Male wildebeest riding on female for you-know-what
Bruce: Uncle what are they doing?
everyone waits for Uncle's response
Uncle (a little surprised): Oh, they're making baby wildebeests!
a few moments of awkward silence...
Bruce (pensive): Uh ok. i thought they were fucking!
("making love" or "having sex" just doesn't cut it)
Everyone ROARED in laughter! The grown ups were rushing to hush him, saying he shouldn't say it again. But it was all taken in good humor. I guess no more TV for him. Kids are really the best things in the world. xD
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5 years old you say?
Nice!
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Are we supposed to approve of this @_@
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Wow thats little man sure knows how to put it xD He's like IdrA, fearless and awesome.
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We need to get miniWheat in here to outcute this kid STAT.
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United Kingdom16710 Posts
First of all, this belongs in blogs. Second, yeah kids say the craziest things but you should probably tell him swear words are bad. Who knows? Events like this could plant the idea in the kid's mind that profanity brings out laughter and therefore he should use it more often. Of course i don't know what happened after you guys all burst out laughing (who wouldn't have?) so i could just be talking out of my behind.
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On January 11 2011 23:35 Telcontar wrote:
First of all, this belongs in blogs. Second, yeah kids say the craziest things but you should probably tell him swear words are bad. Who knows? Events like this could plant the idea in the kid's mind that profanity brings out laughter and therefore he should use it more often. Of course i don't know what happened after you guys all burst out laughing (who wouldn't have?) so i could just be talking out of my behind.
First of all, you need to chill. I think that most kids these days end of saying bad words, just because the words are everywhere in the media today. Yeah, it's funny that this kid had said "fucking" in the certain situation. It's not going to "plant the idea in the kid's mind", he said a bad word not really a big deal.
Chhhiiillllllllllllllllll
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The other day I walked with my 4 year old nephew to the park. We passed a teenaged boy, maybe 16-17 years old with long brown hair, black loose fitting clothes, silver belt wallet chain, etc.
4: Hey! Mike!
M: What?
4: Does 'Rock-boy' go to school?
M: haha, I guess so what else would he do?
4: He just rocks! (throws up the horns)
PS- Most important thing to know about kids this age, is to not give a improper response to something inappropriate. Such as laughing when they curse, or smiling, or whatever when they say/do wrong things. It may be funny as fuck, but you can't let them know this if you genuinely want them to stop.
This is the general concensus on the topic. But I recall Sarah Silverman saying that she used to go around to her family members cursing and saying bad/gross things and look where it got her.
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one word to truly descirbe this.
Amazing 
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