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"TL apocalypse" part 2

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PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 08:04:34
December 09 2010 07:54 GMT
#1
Thunder. The world was all thunder for Plexa.

The flashing light and blasting noise permeated his senses along with the scent of gunpowder. The horde was closer than ever and spent cartridges littered the floor like christmas snow.

Things looked grimmer than ever, a few good men had already fallen to the onslaught, being dragged out into the unforgiving night and torn asunder by a hungry, ravenous mob.

Mensrea was the first to fall, and yet the admins would not allow themselves to mourn as they fought ever harder.

"AAH! MY HAIR!" FakeSteve's cry broke the concentration of the defenders and Plexa looked over to see FakeSteve's hair being pulled by a monstrosity that was once a human being.

Boesthius was pulling FakeSteve by the arms, trying to keep him from being dragged outside.

"I can't hold on anymore!" cried Boesthius, FakeSteve fearfully looked into the monster's eyes and heard its dull, prebuscent voice ring out.

"Fucking gay admins! ban me? Gay admins!" it repeated over and over like a mantra.

A shot rang out and the beast let go of FakeSteve, as his brain was just hollowed out by a 357 Magnum, Boesthius and FakeSteve looked up into Kennigit's grim face

"You've just been banned!"

+ Show Spoiler +
Part 1: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=175427


*****
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
December 09 2010 07:58 GMT
#2
Sweeeeeet :D
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
December 09 2010 08:02 GMT
#3
hahahaha roflll you should add the link to the part 1 in the OP
wwww
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
December 09 2010 08:21 GMT
#4
D-:

come on TL staff, you can do it!
brood war for life, brood war forever
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 08:31:03
December 09 2010 08:28 GMT
#5
Fakesteve being a wussy in this story? LMAO, I'm going to wait for him to reply to this thread!

you should also put names to your next stories.. multiple monstrosity's like Tdot, evil and deceiving mitsy/stimey, CharlieMurphy sometimes siding with TL heroes sometimes being a villain until he got killed by plexa etc.

Anyway great work made me giggle
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
December 09 2010 08:31 GMT
#6
On December 09 2010 17:28 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Fakesteve being a wussy in this story? LMAO, I'm going to wait for him to reply to this thread!


A wussy? wtf? id love to see what your reaction would be when you're about to be horribly murdered. Laugh? saying FakeSteve was just nonchalant would be retarded. He has long hair, that's why I used that as a plot device, sorry for making him look like a human -.-
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
December 09 2010 08:42 GMT
#7
On December 09 2010 17:31 PlaGuE_R wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2010 17:28 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Fakesteve being a wussy in this story? LMAO, I'm going to wait for him to reply to this thread!


A wussy? wtf? id love to see what your reaction would be when you're about to be horribly murdered. Laugh? saying FakeSteve was just nonchalant would be retarded. He has long hair, that's why I used that as a plot device, sorry for making him look like a human -.-



because he considers himself a fucking god among men if you check out some of his post in the past. I dunno, still great work.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
shannn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2891 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 09:16:14
December 09 2010 09:15 GMT
#8
Would've been 10000000000000000000000000000 times better if you made some pictures to illustrate things like
Kennigit's grim face
or
"AAH! MY HAIR!" FakeSteve's cry
:D

but still 5/5 though (also for 1st part).
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=6321864 Epic post.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 09 2010 09:39 GMT
#9
lol this is great, more please!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
prodiG
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada2016 Posts
December 09 2010 09:43 GMT
#10
"You've just been banned."

Sent a chill down my spine.
ESV Mapmaking Team || http://twitter.com/prodiGsc || Real talk, I don't have time to sugar-coat it for you sir
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 10:34:34
December 09 2010 10:17 GMT
#11
Read this:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=171048&currentpage=2#25
On December 08 2010 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
We're actually considering a way to highlight good posts in the strategy forum. It won't be reputation and voting, but it could help.

and in the 3rd part, add admins dreaming about more reinforcements, only to wake up to horrid reality.
But you should add some sort of red ghost laser dots as visualizations of the report button.
Some of them may be pointing and rocks ;d being reports not warranting any action.
On November 03 2010 10:42 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 10:40 Grettin wrote:
Are we getting less requirements for report button at some point? And what are the exact requirements for it?

On contrary we would sooner raisererer it than lower it. It's one year registration currently, but I wouldn't mind seeing post count attached to it as well as a longer registration span.

On November 03 2010 13:02 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 12:56 Zona wrote:
hmm? so apparently it seems people are abusing it?
why not keep track of stats per-user tracking the results of that user's reports so when a report is submitted something such as:

"x previous reports from this user, y resulted in a closed thread (a%), z resulted in warning/ban (b%)"

then you can track how often that user's reports are on the money

There is no notable abuse. Raising it would be based on a sense of deserving and the fact that reports happen way more often by vets already.
wwww
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
December 09 2010 10:35 GMT
#12
On December 09 2010 19:17 beetlelisk wrote:
Read this:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=171048&currentpage=2#25
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2010 22:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
We're actually considering a way to highlight good posts in the strategy forum. It won't be reputation and voting, but it could help.

and in the 3rd part, add admins dreaming about more reinforcements, only to wake up to horrid reality.
But you should add some sort of red ghost laser dots as visualizations of the report button.
Some of them may be pointing and rocks ;d being reports not warranting any action.
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 10:42 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
On November 03 2010 10:40 Grettin wrote:
Are we getting less requirements for report button at some point? And what are the exact requirements for it?

On contrary we would sooner raisererer it than lower it. It's one year registration currently, but I wouldn't mind seeing post count attached to it as well as a longer registration span.

Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 13:02 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
On November 03 2010 12:56 Zona wrote:
hmm? so apparently it seems people are abusing it?
why not keep track of stats per-user tracking the results of that user's reports so when a report is submitted something such as:

"x previous reports from this user, y resulted in a closed thread (a%), z resulted in warning/ban (b%)"

then you can track how often that user's reports are on the money

There is no notable abuse. Raising it would be based on a sense of deserving and the fact that reports happen way more often by vets already.


thing is that I already have a kind of plan for part 3, 4 and the final part i don't really know if im going to be able to fit this well, but i'll try, thanks for the ideas
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
December 09 2010 11:05 GMT
#13
btw, I will not be posting another 1 today, thing is, too much of a good thing is a bad thing so wait for tommorow guys
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15361 Posts
December 09 2010 11:07 GMT
#14
Hmm funny there was this zombie movie poster idea going around the staff forum where a handful of moderators stand back to back firing in all directions as the masses approach. It was supposed to represent SC2 release day.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
December 09 2010 13:13 GMT
#15
lool this is great
cant wait for the next one haha
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9786 Posts
December 09 2010 16:22 GMT
#16
D:
Someone hijacked FakeSteve's account!
boomer hands
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
December 09 2010 17:21 GMT
#17
This deserves a fucking graphic novel.
Sup.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 09 2010 17:35 GMT
#18
im graphicing as fast as i can
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 17:47:30
December 09 2010 17:46 GMT
#19
Wow how did I miss part 1? this is good stuff!!

I wish I learned how to photoshop or picture edit at some point in my life. The first thing that popped into my head was making a TL version of...

http://www.interlopers.net/images/news/image_44452.jpg
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
December 09 2010 18:23 GMT
#20
I can't wait to see the graphic novel!
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
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