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disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
September 23 2010 21:17 GMT
#1
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****
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-23 21:37:50
September 23 2010 21:17 GMT
#2
A few things to say

THE CROTCHMASTER lyrics are my all time favorite post on TL. Its been a great fun doing these images for the past few days, I'm glad ppl received them so well
[image loading]

but alas, this is the last one I will do for now. I will be busy in the next few weeks, but whenever I got the time I will convert more old great posts into images.

That being said, if you want to see your favorite post as a poster thingy, hit me with a PM! The only thing I want is the post to be at least 2 years old from a thread that hasnt been bumped for about a year
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 23 2010 21:19 GMT
#3
Simply marvelous.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
September 23 2010 21:20 GMT
#4
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!! 5/5 definitely :D
R1CH
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Netherlands10340 Posts
September 24 2010 01:54 GMT
#5
AdministratorTwitter: @R1CH_TL
THE_DOMINATOR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States309 Posts
September 23 2010 21:22 GMT
#6
CROTCH DOMINATION!
DOMINATION
I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
September 23 2010 21:22 GMT
#7
One word: Glorious.
" i havent been playin sc2 but i woke up w/ a boner and i really had to pee... and my crisis management and micro was really something to behold. it inspired me to play some games today" -Liquid'Tyler
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
September 23 2010 21:25 GMT
#8
Good run disciple.
Ryps
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania2740 Posts
September 23 2010 21:26 GMT
#9
That looks awesome.

Now imagine a video of him singing and scrolling down that image.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 23 2010 21:27 GMT
#10
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RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
September 23 2010 21:27 GMT
#11
well i'm fakesteve with a brand new rock
i wrote this rhyme while jerking off in my sock
it's not easy typing with one hand
so if this is kinda sloopy please try to understand
now i won a matchup called tvt
all the tanks and goliaths wanna get with me
no wait a minute wait a minute i'm not gay
dropship and medic is what i meant to say
i started out with proxy 8 rax
hold position microed them to the max
it woulda been better if he didn't wall
but unfortunately playing like a man takes balls
i guess my site has won this match
except lastromantic and his one hatch
and jared's weird build with micro so poor
but all the girlies still say steve give me some more
crotchmaster out again!
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
September 23 2010 21:30 GMT
#12
<3 love you disciple
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
September 23 2010 21:34 GMT
#13
Epic... I'm loving these thanks!
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
September 23 2010 21:40 GMT
#14
sea is so cute <3
i still have that wallpaper somewhere in my folders... never used it but they're just so cute!

looking forward to seeing some more when you're not as busy!
boomer hands
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
September 23 2010 21:43 GMT
#15
This is fantastic! Looking forward to more.
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
AleC
Profile Joined December 2009
332 Posts
September 23 2010 21:46 GMT
#16
On September 24 2010 06:27 RoieTRS wrote:
well i'm fakesteve with a brand new rock
i wrote this rhyme while jerking off in my sock
it's not easy typing with one hand
so if this is kinda sloopy please try to understand
now i won a matchup called tvt
all the tanks and goliaths wanna get with me
no wait a minute wait a minute i'm not gay
dropship and medic is what i meant to say
i started out with proxy 8 rax
hold position microed them to the max
it woulda been better if he didn't wall
but unfortunately playing like a man takes balls
i guess my site has won this match
except lastromantic and his one hatch
and jared's weird build with micro so poor
but all the girlies still say steve give me some more
crotchmaster out again!

Wasn't this from the TL vs GG match?
if so, links?
VelkanKnight
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States69 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-23 22:43:33
September 23 2010 21:58 GMT
#17
On September 24 2010 06:46 AleC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 24 2010 06:27 RoieTRS wrote:
well i'm fakesteve with a brand new rock
i wrote this rhyme while jerking off in my sock
it's not easy typing with one hand
so if this is kinda sloopy please try to understand
now i won a matchup called tvt
all the tanks and goliaths wanna get with me
no wait a minute wait a minute i'm not gay
dropship and medic is what i meant to say
i started out with proxy 8 rax
hold position microed them to the max
it woulda been better if he didn't wall
but unfortunately playing like a man takes balls
i guess my site has won this match
except lastromantic and his one hatch
and jared's weird build with micro so poor
but all the girlies still say steve give me some more
crotchmaster out again!

Wasn't this from the TL vs GG match?
if so, links?


yeah it was
once I find it I'll link it here

EDIT: Found it!

~2:12:30
Member of Konadora's "Loli is not a crime" Brigade! ^-^
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
September 23 2010 21:59 GMT
#18
had a feeling it was going to be this one :D
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
September 23 2010 22:02 GMT
#19
So good~
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 23 2010 22:10 GMT
#20
So fantastic. Well done Disciple.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
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