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Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-08 00:55:45
May 07 2010 07:22 GMT
#1
You might say it starts with a kiss
But clearly there's something amiss
So subtle and small,
You can't tell at all,
But truly, it started like this.

'Cause after a short, terse exchange
I really did think you'd arrange
A cool, awesome fight
But I wasn't right -
You jumped, ducked, and dodged out of range.

+ Show Spoiler +
Trozz:
Original Message:
You are my brother,
And you're my biggest rival.
Let's duel in Starcraft.

-----------------------------------------

Frozz:
Your challenge is not a small feat
For I am a guy you won't beat
My awesome micro
Like a KOH-ree-ahn pro
Will surely ensure your defeat!


...to which I got no good reply
So Trozz, if you're out there don't cry
This shit's going down,
I'll take you down town
So really, just don't even try.

So yes Trozz, I'm calling you out
So try not kick, scream, or pout
Let's go and i-CCup
And turn this shit up
I'll knock you around and about.

'Cause you know this statement is true:
A monkey could write a haiku
Or computer code
Too easy to load
What's up Trozz. Wut u gonna do?


EDIT: HYPE
On May 08 2010 00:50 Trozz wrote:
LETS FIGHT! BEST OF NINE!
Let's play each of the matchups!
Starcraft 2 of course.

What's your nick/ID?
Loser picks the next matchup.
This grudge match is on.


On May 08 2010 01:33 Trozz wrote:
You guys want this streamed?
Maybe someone can cast this.
Who is e-famous?


On May 08 2010 00:55 Trozz wrote:
Oh wait, ICCup?
I could play Starcraft Brood War.
Best of nine in both!

I'm Limerick on i see cup,
Get harem to set this shit up
And don't drop the ball
Let's give it our all
I'll crush you so slowly, now .'Sup?

It's harem's account for round two
(That's zergling dot "ihs" just for you)
And now it's begun,
Let's do this shit son
And prove which of us is -ozz true

And if you do manage to win
Like luckily (cheese) do me in...
+ Show Spoiler +
I'll reveal my ID
For all TL to see
Good luck and have fun, let's begin!

On May 08 2010 08:16 Trozz wrote:
Let's play this weekend.
Can you play in an hour?
I'm hyped for this match!

When our games are done,
I'll make a battle report.
In comic style!


*****
The above was a Limerick
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
May 07 2010 07:28 GMT
#2
aw sheeeet
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
May 07 2010 07:33 GMT
#3
down down we gonna get down
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
May 07 2010 07:38 GMT
#4
Omg haha love thisss
fightfightfight
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
May 07 2010 07:42 GMT
#5
booo trozz forever >:[
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-07 07:44:03
May 07 2010 07:43 GMT
#6
Don't mess with TL vets, you fool
Trozz is going to take you to school
In the post game report-le
he'll let out a chortle
as he haiku-describes his 4 pool
ModeratorGood content always wins.
ZzortrozZ
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9 Posts
May 07 2010 07:47 GMT
#7
Draw noses onward!
the above was a palindrome emordnilap a saw evoba eht
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 07 2010 07:49 GMT
#8
On May 07 2010 16:47 ZzortrozZ wrote:
Draw noses onward!


Race car!
Hates Fun🤔
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
May 07 2010 07:52 GMT
#9
1v1 dota trozz will rape your face
manner
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
May 07 2010 07:52 GMT
#10
Will all the ozz brothers gather here now
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
May 07 2010 07:55 GMT
#11
On May 07 2010 16:49 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 07 2010 16:47 ZzortrozZ wrote:
Draw noses onward!


Race car!

Damn mad!
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
May 07 2010 07:56 GMT
#12
On May 07 2010 16:55 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 07 2010 16:49 paper wrote:
On May 07 2010 16:47 ZzortrozZ wrote:
Draw noses onward!


Race car!

Damn mad!


mom.
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
May 07 2010 07:56 GMT
#13
On May 07 2010 16:55 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 07 2010 16:49 paper wrote:
On May 07 2010 16:47 ZzortrozZ wrote:
Draw noses onward!


Race car!

Damn mad!

Live evil!
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
ZzortrozZ
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9 Posts
May 07 2010 08:04 GMT
#14
On May 07 2010 16:49 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 07 2010 16:47 ZzortrozZ wrote:
Draw noses onward!


Race car!

On May 07 2010 16:55 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 07 2010 16:49 paper wrote:
On May 07 2010 16:47 ZzortrozZ wrote:
Draw noses onward!


Race car!

Damn mad!

On May 07 2010 16:56 Perguvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 07 2010 16:55 Fontong wrote:
On May 07 2010 16:49 paper wrote:
On May 07 2010 16:47 ZzortrozZ wrote:
Draw noses onward!


Race car!

Damn mad!


mom.

On May 07 2010 16:56 Hyde wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 07 2010 16:55 Fontong wrote:
On May 07 2010 16:49 paper wrote:
On May 07 2010 16:47 ZzortrozZ wrote:
Draw noses onward!


Race car!

Damn mad!

Live evil!


T_T
the above was a palindrome emordnilap a saw evoba eht
Sonnet
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Ireland39 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-07 10:53:25
May 07 2010 08:06 GMT
#15
It seems to me a very strange thing,
to know that each post's in Limerick,
And I must defer to a true king,
For what kind of man could enkindle it

Twixt these two I'm cleft in twain,
To choose a preference one or t'other,
It feels I'm destined to bereft remain,
I love each as though he were a brother

May we then be TL poets forever,
And though my posts number just fourteen,
I think it's clear I've got the fever,
And long may your scrivenings be seen

Pledge my respect to Trozz and Frozz,
Though I care not for lyricist Brozz 
The greatest burden a man must bear is choosing being understood over metrical footing :(
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
May 07 2010 08:42 GMT
#16
here we go
POGGERS
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
May 07 2010 10:28 GMT
#17
Frozz is my hero.

He will win.
Moderator。◕‿◕。
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
May 07 2010 10:51 GMT
#18
Incoming Greatest Thread Ever.
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
May 07 2010 10:55 GMT
#19
ZzrotrozZ made this thread even more epic lol
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
May 07 2010 11:34 GMT
#20
OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT NIGGA

OZZZ FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dats racist
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