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Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
December 01 2008 06:31 GMT
#1
ok so i LOVE the elliptical machine. i go for like 60-90 minutes every time i use it. it feels fucking AMAZING

however, it makes my asshole sore and raw. i have NO clue how to stop this, save for holding my buttcheeks apart while i'm doing this. anyone had anything similar happen? advice? thoughts?

god DAMN i love doing it so much i'll never give it up but SHIT its painful :[

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Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
December 01 2008 06:37 GMT
#2
Maybe a moist sponge jammed between the cheeks and up against the asshole so that no rubbing occurs?
Kk.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 01 2008 06:37 GMT
#3
maybe you have a bad posture when your moving your legs? get a mirror behind you and check to see if your ass is flying in all sorts of directions and try to stop if you do i guess

i used to use that thing, and the stepper machine all the time when i went to the gym

do you get sore quads or anything or just ass? maybe you have underdeveloped thighs and your butt is taking the load?? no idea sorry
HEY MEYT
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
December 01 2008 06:39 GMT
#4
On December 01 2008 15:37 JohnColtrane wrote:
maybe you have a bad posture when your moving your legs? get a mirror behind you and check to see if your ass is flying in all sorts of directions and try to stop if you do i guess

i used to use that thing, and the stepper machine all the time when i went to the gym

do you get sore quads or anything or just ass? maybe you have underdeveloped thighs and your butt is taking the load?? no idea sorry


youre misreading

its not a muscle pain. my ASSHOLE is sore. like if you were on a car trip for 1500 miles w/ no AC and no stopping wearing the same pair of boxers you wore yesterday sort of sore ass. like after you've had diarrhea for a week and your anus gets all dry. i get THAT
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
December 01 2008 06:41 GMT
#5
MOIST SPONGE!
Kk.
SilverskY
Profile Joined September 2008
Korea (South)3086 Posts
December 01 2008 06:42 GMT
#6
LMFAOFMALFO omg perhaps the immense friction between your asscheeks is causing this very odd situation
Graphics
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
December 01 2008 06:42 GMT
#7
did you lock the door when you were asleep?
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
December 01 2008 06:43 GMT
#8
So a son came home after his first time having sex. He told his dad and his dad, all happy, grabbed two cans of beers. The dad then asked "How was it? If you have any questions, ask me" and the son asked "How long will by butt hurt for?"

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fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
December 01 2008 06:51 GMT
#9
On December 01 2008 15:31 Day[9] wrote:
ok so i LOVE the elliptical machine. i go for like 60-90 minutes every time i use it. it feels fucking AMAZING

however, it makes my asshole sore and raw. i have NO clue how to stop this, save for holding my buttcheeks apart while i'm doing this. anyone had anything similar happen? advice? thoughts?

god DAMN i love doing it so much i'll never give it up but SHIT its painful :[

Man, maybe I'm the only one who's never heard of this "elliptical machine" before, but to me that was brilliantly vague.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
December 01 2008 06:51 GMT
#10
then the dad drank the two cans of beer himself...
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
December 01 2008 07:03 GMT
#11
Sorry I don't quite know, but I'll give you some advice:

Stay away from Falcynn.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
December 01 2008 07:15 GMT
#12
Must be something with your form, I do elliptical shit like an hour a day everyday and from being a total noob to it have never ever had any pains resulting from it, especially not a raw asshole
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
powa
Profile Joined July 2008
United States58 Posts
December 01 2008 07:19 GMT
#13
damn fireass always comes when i eat them jalapenos
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 01 2008 07:22 GMT
#14
On December 01 2008 15:51 fonger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2008 15:31 Day[9] wrote:
ok so i LOVE the elliptical machine. i go for like 60-90 minutes every time i use it. it feels fucking AMAZING

however, it makes my asshole sore and raw. i have NO clue how to stop this, save for holding my buttcheeks apart while i'm doing this. anyone had anything similar happen? advice? thoughts?

god DAMN i love doing it so much i'll never give it up but SHIT its painful :[

Man, maybe I'm the only one who's never heard of this "elliptical machine" before, but to me that was brilliantly vague.


think of that round vehicle they had in that one southpark episode.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
December 01 2008 07:30 GMT
#15
I think you should talk to a doctor. or someone who works at the gym. Or the guy that keeps sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
December 01 2008 07:32 GMT
#16
Guys quit with the gay jokes. This is can obviously be solved with a moist sponge.
Kk.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
December 01 2008 07:34 GMT
#17
lol what the fuck? get some sort of gym shorts with inner elastic lining and attempt to give yourself a huge wedgie to prevent the friction? i don't know
why so 진지해?
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
December 01 2008 07:34 GMT
#18
Astroglide.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 01 2008 07:39 GMT
#19
i know EXACTLY what you are experiencing and the only solution is baby powder before workout and Under Armour
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
December 01 2008 07:44 GMT
#20
What Kennigit said is rite
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