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revoluti0nX
Profile Joined August 2008
United States61 Posts
December 02 2008 00:36 GMT
#41
you should get yourself checked, AIDS is highly contagious
With great mustache comes great responsibility.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
December 02 2008 10:31 GMT
#42
On December 01 2008 15:42 SilverskY wrote:
LMFAOFMALFO omg perhaps the immense friction between your asscheeks is causing this very odd situation

AHAhha yeah that's probably why...

I think it's good if you can work some of that fat off ur ass, so that they'll rub into each other less
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Louder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States2276 Posts
December 29 2008 01:02 GMT
#43
Perhaps you need to wipe with wet wipes after you shit. If you're not getting every last molecule of shit off that puppy it'll get raw when you sweat.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 29 2008 01:10 GMT
#44
On December 01 2008 20:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat


hahahahahahahahahaah fuckkkkkkkkkk I laughed so hard at this
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
December 29 2008 04:30 GMT
#45
On December 01 2008 20:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat

The crotchmaster has spoken.

Close thread.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3822 Posts
December 29 2008 05:58 GMT
#46
On December 01 2008 20:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat

Holy shit I just burst out laughing so hard when I read this.... what a fuckin visual hahaha.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
December 30 2008 01:34 GMT
#47
On December 29 2008 14:58 Brett wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 01 2008 20:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
pay an immigrant to hold your cheeks apart and blow on your asshole so it doesnt overheat

Holy shit I just burst out laughing so hard when I read this.... what a fuckin visual hahaha.

sorry about the bump

but

this can't be completed without a ms paint...

can s/o draw it pls ? i can't draw shit lol

+ Show Spoiler +

but i can do a litle ascii art

Day[9]............Imigrant
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codonbyte
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States840 Posts
March 30 2013 09:25 GMT
#48
Maybe you just need to make sure to wipe better when you take dumps? My hypothesis is that tiny microscopic particle's of poo are stuck there and are having a sand-papery effect from the rubbing of your butt cheeks. Just a thought
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Mythal
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Spain108 Posts
March 30 2013 09:33 GMT
#49
dat necromancy skillz
"I wanna read the diary not smoke it!"
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