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Fat girls like me T.T why?!!!

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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-21 04:34:50
September 09 2008 03:51 GMT
#1
I'M BEING WATCHED

**
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
September 09 2008 03:51 GMT
#2
Fat girls need love too...but they gotta pay!
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
Track
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States217 Posts
September 09 2008 03:52 GMT
#3
....Shallow idiot.
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
September 09 2008 03:53 GMT
#4
Hates Fun🤔
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 09 2008 03:55 GMT
#5
are you fat too?
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 09 2008 03:57 GMT
#6
Be glad, some guys get completely ignored by girls.

And then there are guys that get completely ignored by everyone. Including his family. Seriously, like what the hell...
this is my quote.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
September 09 2008 03:57 GMT
#7
On September 09 2008 12:55 XCetron wrote:
are you fat too?


duh
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
September 09 2008 03:59 GMT
#8
how fat? take a wild guess on their weight? over 200?
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
September 09 2008 04:01 GMT
#9
Half asian... long hair and ponytail... YOU MUST BE THAT PERSON WHO GOES TO MY SCHOOL
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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 04:05:08
September 09 2008 04:01 GMT
#10
Lawl no, I'm actually not fat at all. I'm 5'6" and 140 pounds, I'm in pretty good shape and I play badminton about 4 times a week.

I'm not sure about their weight...fat doesn't weight that much does it? much easier for a muscular people to be 200. prolly like from 160+ but some werent that tall
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 09 2008 04:04 GMT
#11
Hahaha, they do need love though :o
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 09 2008 04:13 GMT
#12
fat bottomed girls make the world go around.... hmmdehmm...

the best option is quite frankly to attach yourself to another girl. Call it a match of convenience... neither of you have to do anything really, but you can ward off unwarranted advances. Quite useful, I've had to do it before.
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
September 09 2008 04:14 GMT
#13
5'6 140 isnt thin though
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
September 09 2008 04:19 GMT
#14
halfies are hot k?
I donno about the guys but the girls are usually pretty
Use it or lose it
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
September 09 2008 04:21 GMT
#15
guys are too
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 04:24:47
September 09 2008 04:24 GMT
#16
On September 09 2008 13:14 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
5'6 140 isnt thin though


yeah but im really thin since i dont have any fat at all. its just asian+exercise+im a vegetarian, so yeah with only muscle its pretty ez to be thin at 5'6 and 140

video is pretty funny
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
September 09 2008 04:24 GMT
#17
I think I may have an explanation, because fat girls like me too. These girls try to come up and talk to me, while the ground literally quakes beneath their feet and people jump out of their high rise apartments in sheer terror. The just lumber around sweating all over everything and eating small children and Big Macs and crushing defenseless animals beneath their feet and then always end up approaching me.

They take a couple of big snorks of air with their pig like noses, breathing laboriously because of the few steps they had to take towards me and then say something like "hey, what's up?"

I realized what I believe to be the cause of this by observing my friends who must face similar horrors. I have a beard usually, and my friends who suffer similarly also have either beards or, get this, long hair. I think since fat girls like to consume gallons of ice cream and lard everyday, they are similarly attracted to men who make any kind of counter-culture decision, such as having facial hair, piercings, tattoos, or long hair. I'm just a regular guy who likes his face to be warm in winter, but I have to deal with the criminal atrocity of fat girls at parties.

Just don't give in, or just lead the on for a while and then give them a business card from a gym or something and say you're worried they're going to die from a heart attack if they don't take care of their body.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
September 09 2008 04:26 GMT
#18
On September 09 2008 13:24 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2008 13:14 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
5'6 140 isnt thin though


yeah but im really thin since i dont have any fat at all. its just asian+exercise+im a vegetarian, so yeah with only muscle its pretty ez to be thin at 5'6 and 140

video is pretty funny

im 5'9 130
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
September 09 2008 04:27 GMT
#19
On September 09 2008 13:24 Ancestral wrote:
Just don't give in, or just lead the on for a while and then give them a business card from a gym or something and say you're worried they're going to die from a heart attack if they don't take care of their body.

HAHA DO THIS! report back with results!
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 09 2008 04:31 GMT
#20
On September 09 2008 13:24 Ancestral wrote:
I think I may have an explanation, because fat girls like me too. These girls try to come up and talk to me, while the ground literally quakes beneath their feet and people jump out of their high rise apartments in sheer terror. The just lumber around sweating all over everything and eating small children and Big Macs and crushing defenseless animals beneath their feet and then always end up approaching me.

They take a couple of big snorks of air with their pig like noses, breathing laboriously because of the few steps they had to take towards me and then say something like "hey, what's up?"

I realized what I believe to be the cause of this by observing my friends who must face similar horrors. I have a beard usually, and my friends who suffer similarly also have either beards or, get this, long hair. I think since fat girls like to consume gallons of ice cream and lard everyday, they are similarly attracted to men who make any kind of counter-culture decision, such as having facial hair, piercings, tattoos, or long hair. I'm just a regular guy who likes his face to be warm in winter, but I have to deal with the criminal atrocity of fat girls at parties.

Just don't give in, or just lead the on for a while and then give them a business card from a gym or something and say you're worried they're going to die from a heart attack if they don't take care of their body.


If that thing you said about the girls being sweaty and sounding like pigs is true, that sucks.


Just ignore them if you're not interested though, ez.
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