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On September 09 2008 19:59 indecision wrote: You play Badminton 4 times a week and are proud of it?
when she goes to corner you,do that shit counter strike style and cut her fucking throat,then switch to halo get active camo and go on the run.
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to op: is it possible you have a friend makin fun of you and givin your number to fat girls??? LOL
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Tell her that you have a thing for girls in running gear, and passionate runs towards each other which end in a hollywood style hug. Then meet her but just slowly jog backwards when she comes to sweep you up in her huge, flapping wings. Then get into a car, drive to the next state, and by the time she arrives she should be remotely datable. The fatter they am, the further you drive. Shouldn't be too hard to get her to keep going, once she is in full charge, at which point you just need to make sure you don't pass by any food retail places. Fat people don't usually run at full pace because the inertia required to counteract their forward momentum would equate to hitting a small tree or large moose.
Probably best to enact this plan in the Arizona desert. So tell her you have a thing for deserts. Shit, she might just think you mean ice cream, and bring a hamper full of it. Hmm. Might have to just beat the weight outta her after all.
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well it's weird sometimes with attractions that's right.. somehow there is a chemistry which is beyond our cognition. i have the same "problem" with blond "secretary/business type" girls (+ Show Spoiler +they usually look like this: ). out of reasons i cannot fathom (i'm like the complete opposite: dark, metal influenced appearance) they approach me and this happened 4 successive times already. the only "problem" is that i prefer brunette, slightly "emo like" girls who don't look so serious and proper...
yeah, just wanted to share that with you.. we are not entirely in the same boat but funny things happen to both of us
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lol, what did you expect creating a blog on TL?
I didn't know fat girls liked you... kathy's fat?
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It's because you're a NICE GUY with a GREAT CHARACTER
Have fun
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I know it's blogs but jesus fucking christ could you think of something less boring and retarded than this? I doubt it.
You probably look like crap which is why fat girls think they have a shot with you.
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I'm totally shallow because I like girls that are assertive, confident, and take care of their bodies. Also, if I take the time to get healthy, fit, attractive for you, you damn well better be doing the same.
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On September 09 2008 13:58 AttackZerg wrote:I'm 5'6 137 with 8% body fat and I am one of the smallest people you ever meet in height and weight and bone size. It all depends on your fat/muscle ratio along with bone density .... Its why weight isn't a good thin/fat decided .... up to a point of course ![](/mirror/smilies/wink.gif) wow you're a small zergling
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I suggest you start carrying around an elephant gun.
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Tell them u dont feel attracted
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girls like me T.T why?!!!
Funny what one word could do
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On September 09 2008 23:29 Ki_Do wrote: Tell them u dont feel attracted F=G*(Mm/r^2)
The attraction sure is there.
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ROFL, i dont think these girls are that big to deserve their own gravity force fields.
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Do you treat them like human beings, even though no other male seems to?
^ There you go.
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On September 09 2008 23:52 Ki_Do wrote: ROFL, i dont think these girls are that big to deserve their own gravity force fields.
Everyone has one, it is simply insignificant to that of the Earth.
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I hope you guys look like Brad Pitt to speak with such disdain.
Hahaha I'm sure on some other forum there is the girl you've been in love for two years without success posting: "Ugly guys like me T.T why?!!!"
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On September 10 2008 00:35 Biff The Understudy wrote: I hope you guys look like Brad Pitt to speak with such disdain.
Hahaha I'm sure on some other forum there is the girl you've been in love for two years without success posting: "Ugly guys like me T.T why?!!!" That would be possible if women existed on the internet. Don't you know anything?
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i just tell ugly/fat girls that i dont want to be seen with such beeings until they begin to cry, now only really hot girls who are interested in me dare to approach me
+ Show Spoiler +yes i dont get laid often this times ![](/mirror/smilies/frown.gif)
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