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Fat girls like me T.T why?!!! - Page 3

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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 09 2008 11:14 GMT
#41
On September 09 2008 19:59 indecision wrote:
You play Badminton 4 times a week and are proud of it?


when she goes to corner you,do that shit counter strike style and cut her fucking throat,then switch to halo get active camo and go on the run.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
XtaC_hiryu
Profile Joined November 2004
Philippines125 Posts
September 09 2008 11:16 GMT
#42
to op: is it possible you have a friend makin fun of you and givin your number to fat girls??? LOL
potato and cheese ftw!
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 11:42:01
September 09 2008 11:40 GMT
#43
Tell her that you have a thing for girls in running gear, and passionate runs towards each other which end in a hollywood style hug. Then meet her but just slowly jog backwards when she comes to sweep you up in her huge, flapping wings. Then get into a car, drive to the next state, and by the time she arrives she should be remotely datable. The fatter they am, the further you drive. Shouldn't be too hard to get her to keep going, once she is in full charge, at which point you just need to make sure you don't pass by any food retail places. Fat people don't usually run at full pace because the inertia required to counteract their forward momentum would equate to hitting a small tree or large moose.

Probably best to enact this plan in the Arizona desert. So tell her you have a thing for deserts. Shit, she might just think you mean ice cream, and bring a hamper full of it. Hmm. Might have to just beat the weight outta her after all.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 12:03:30
September 09 2008 12:01 GMT
#44
well it's weird sometimes with attractions that's right.. somehow there is a chemistry which is beyond our cognition.
i have the same "problem" with blond "secretary/business type" girls (+ Show Spoiler +
they usually look like this:
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). out of reasons i cannot fathom (i'm like the complete opposite: dark, metal influenced appearance) they approach me and this happened 4 successive times already. the only "problem" is that i prefer brunette, slightly "emo like" girls who don't look so serious and proper...

yeah, just wanted to share that with you.. we are not entirely in the same boat but funny things happen to both of us
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
September 09 2008 12:04 GMT
#45
lol, what did you expect creating a blog on TL?

I didn't know fat girls liked you... kathy's fat?
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
September 09 2008 12:41 GMT
#46
It's because you're a NICE GUY with a GREAT CHARACTER

Have fun
Trucy Wright is hot
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 09 2008 13:05 GMT
#47
I know it's blogs but jesus fucking christ could you think of something less boring and retarded than this? I doubt it.

You probably look like crap which is why fat girls think they have a shot with you.
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
September 09 2008 13:58 GMT
#48
I'm totally shallow because I like girls that are assertive, confident, and take care of their bodies. Also, if I take the time to get healthy, fit, attractive for you, you damn well better be doing the same.

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LOLLLLLLLLL
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17727 Posts
September 09 2008 14:07 GMT
#49
On September 09 2008 13:58 AttackZerg wrote:
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On September 09 2008 13:14 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
5'6 140 isnt thin though



I'm 5'6 137 with 8% body fat and I am one of the smallest people you ever meet in height and weight and bone size. It all depends on your fat/muscle ratio along with bone density ....

Its why weight isn't a good thin/fat decided .... up to a point of course

wow you're a small zergling
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
September 09 2008 14:09 GMT
#50
I suggest you start carrying around an elephant gun.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Ki_Do
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Korea (South)981 Posts
September 09 2008 14:29 GMT
#51
Tell them u dont feel attracted
I've got a point, and i'm ready to kill or die for it.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17727 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 14:34:48
September 09 2008 14:33 GMT
#52
girls like me T.T why?!!!

Funny what one word could do
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
September 09 2008 14:43 GMT
#53
On September 09 2008 23:29 Ki_Do wrote:
Tell them u dont feel attracted

F=G*(Mm/r^2)

The attraction sure is there.
Ki_Do
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Korea (South)981 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 14:54:06
September 09 2008 14:52 GMT
#54
ROFL, i dont think these girls are that big to deserve their own gravity force fields.
I've got a point, and i'm ready to kill or die for it.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 09 2008 15:28 GMT
#55
Do you treat them like human beings, even though no other male seems to?

^ There you go.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 09 2008 15:30 GMT
#56
On September 09 2008 23:52 Ki_Do wrote:
ROFL, i dont think these girls are that big to deserve their own gravity force fields.

Everyone has one, it is simply insignificant to that of the Earth.
Peace~
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7888 Posts
September 09 2008 15:35 GMT
#57
I hope you guys look like Brad Pitt to speak with such disdain.

Hahaha I'm sure on some other forum there is the girl you've been in love for two years without success posting: "Ugly guys like me T.T why?!!!"
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 09 2008 15:38 GMT
#58
On September 10 2008 00:35 Biff The Understudy wrote:
I hope you guys look like Brad Pitt to speak with such disdain.

Hahaha I'm sure on some other forum there is the girl you've been in love for two years without success posting: "Ugly guys like me T.T why?!!!"

That would be possible if women existed on the internet. Don't you know anything?
Peace~
bm
Profile Joined August 2008
14 Posts
September 09 2008 15:45 GMT
#59
i just tell ugly/fat girls that i dont want to be seen with such beeings until they begin to cry, now only really hot girls who are interested in me dare to approach me

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yes i dont get laid often this times
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 09 2008 15:49 GMT
#60
^ Lol.
Peace~
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