• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 06:20
CEST 12:20
KST 19:20
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 20257Power Rank - Esports World Cup 202576RSL Season 1 - Final Week9[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall15HomeStory Cup 27 - Info & Preview18
Community News
Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced21BSL Team Wars - Bonyth, Dewalt, Hawk & Sziky teams10Weekly Cups (July 14-20): Final Check-up0Esports World Cup 2025 - Brackets Revealed19Weekly Cups (July 7-13): Classic continues to roll8
StarCraft 2
General
Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 2025 #1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time I offer completely free coaching services Power Rank - Esports World Cup 2025 What tournaments are world championships?
Tourneys
FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $10,000 live event Esports World Cup 2025 $25,000 Streamerzone StarCraft Pro Series announced $5,000 WardiTV Summer Championship 2025 WardiTV Mondays
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation #239 Bad Weather Mutation # 483 Kill Bot Wars Mutation # 482 Wheel of Misfortune Mutation # 481 Fear and Lava
Brood War
General
[Update] ShieldBattery: 2025 Redesign Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced Dewalt's Show Matches in China BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL20] Non-Korean Championship 4x BSL + 4x China CSL Xiamen International Invitational [CSLPRO] It's CSLAN Season! - Last Chance
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers [G] Mineral Boosting Does 1 second matter in StarCraft?
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Total Annihilation Server - TAForever [MMORPG] Tree of Savior (Successor of Ragnarok) Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread UK Politics Mega-thread Stop Killing Games - European Citizens Initiative Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread
Fan Clubs
INnoVation Fan Club SKT1 Classic Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
[\m/] Heavy Metal Thread Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Korean Music Discussion
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NBA General Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Installation of Windows 10 suck at "just a moment" Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Ping To Win? Pings And Their…
TrAiDoS
momentary artworks from des…
tankgirl
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Socialism Anyone?
GreenHorizons
Eight Anniversary as a TL…
Mizenhauer
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 749 users

A Year of Legend of Zelda - Part V

Blogs > Mementoss
Post a Reply
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-14 20:19:51
February 14 2012 20:17 GMT
#1
Part V - I swear I'll finish it this week..

Hey guys, I knew this would be the most frustrating and hardest part of my quest. As many of you informed me it would be. I am at the point where I just want to beat this game. Yes there have been times where Im like this gameisafuckinggemomfg and other times where im like do do do dodododo doooo doo doo doo dododo DANANANA DANANANA DANANA walking with no idea what im doing. Also I realize its Valentines and this may be overshadowed by valentines blogs. Makes me sad .

Here is part IV if ya missed it http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=309779

So this week was actually decent in what I accomplished. So in the last edition I was jut finishing palace 3. So I start by doing the most obvious thing to do. I cross the ocean on my raft and explore. I get there and search the town. I kinda got the drill now, find old lady, do side quest get spell. Well while others were retarded and difficult, this one, was super easy. EZPZ. I see the lady shes like get me water and im like alright ill go look and not 1 second later I see a fountain. Im like no way this could be that easy but FUCK YEAH it was. Now I get probably the coolest spell yet, motherfucking flower power in my sword. Shoot flames and shit. (not literally shoot shit, just literally shoot flames.)

[image loading]
Some "artists" interpretation of the fire spell... Im sure as hell glad I didn't draw this...

So after that Im like cool more exploring lets do this. Go through the cave start killing spiders with my flames. Go up to another town. Im like wow 2 spells so quick? But I get there cant figure anything out. Some assholes locking me out and some bitch wants me to find her kid. So I skip this part and go straight to the palace. Palace 4!

So I get there after going through some maze. And I run through it. Noticing shit, there is some KKK in here how can I kill them? No clue. So I shoot fire, doesn't work. I give up and just jump over them the whole palace. Fuck keys I say. So I just fairy as much as I can. Get the hover boots. Get to the boss. Shit its a giant spell caster red KKK guy. So I just kill myself cause I cant hurt it.

[image loading]
Lol, not getting this key

So I decide I gotta look for this kid cause I fucked up somehow, I need this reflect spell. (found what spell I needed by reading it in manual) So I go back to the maze and since im always being put into these worlds, maybe I'll find something useful. First of all I fall into a pit find some magic. Fuck yeah. Then after searching some more I find the kid, who looks like a creepy Eskimo and just pick him up over my head and he dissapears. Where did he go? Did I shove this kid up my ass long enough for me to take a shit on an old ladies front porch so she would give me this spell?
Get back to boss, duck press left and right with reflect spell on. Easiest boss since Sarah Jessica Parker in palace 1... er, horse head.

[image loading]
EZ PZ. Vanilla squeezy

But wait, what about that locked door in town, and that key I couldn't get. Well it looks like theres a chimney. Time to santa clause up this bitch. Can't quite reach the jump, fairy doesnt work either. Then I see a progression of building buildings and figure it out. Now I realize that this up sword move was just what I needed earlier.

So I go back to my memory and remember 3 important things the town folk told me.
1) Health potion on water
2) False wall in palace
3) River Devil doesnt like noises (really? River DEVIL, not river monster, or river black guy. BTW, pokemon totally took this idea through the snorlax whistle park)

So at this point im like fuck yes, I want this health potion stat. So I walk on water, all jesusy and shit and go up and down up and down everywheres till I finally come across the secret area where the health is. Fuck yeah, 7 blocks of magic 7 blocks of health. And since my levels are already high from being bad, 7 attack, 7 magic, 8 life. I don't ever have to fight again because bosses will level me up to max. So now im concentrated on finding this false wall. Breeze through this palace quickly ignoring most enemies and keys. Find the whistle expected from 3 above. Get to the boss, put on shield, learn the pattern use my life spell and beat him decently easy after 2 lives.

[image loading]
Turns out Jesus could only walk on water cause of magic shoes, which he then hid in a video game for an elf trying to save the world to find. Ah the classic prophecy, funny I don't remember seeing it in the bible anywhere. But then again I never read the bible

So I get my whistle. To scare away this black devil. Was this whistle necessary? Can link not whistle using his mouth, or better yet just yell and make the monster magically dissapear? Anyways. I go down and through the walls of Ganon with assholes throwing fire at me. Reach a graveyard get hit by a bunch of invisible sons of bitches. Ouch.

See a town in walking distance just need to get there to heal. Get there get hit by an invisible guy and die. Go back there to realize no ones around except an old man telling me to check the woods in the east. I go through a cave and get to the woods. Walk everywhere blow my whistle everywhere nothing happens. Fucking troll town. At least the next palace "hidden palace" is pretty obvious where it is.

[image loading]
Derp herp

So I go in the palace, cant find any keys quickly run out of fairy magic. Check the manual and realize shit im gunna need to find this magic key. So maybe I read that old mans instructions wrong or I gotta recheck them damn woods. Im now level 8-8-8 so fuck yeahhh!

PS: Happy Valentines Day

[image loading]
I <3 all readers

Overall Progress:
Legend of Zelda - 10 Hours (Completed)
Legend of Zelda 2: Adventure of Link - 12.5 Hours (5 Palaces)

Coming up next:
Im gunna beat this game, then hopefully beat Link to the past really quick to get back on track for my yearly goal. Excited to play Links Awakening.

****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
February 14 2012 20:38 GMT
#2
Good job so far. About now it starts to get hard for real.

Hint: Read the hammer entry in the manual.
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
February 14 2012 20:46 GMT
#3
On February 15 2012 05:38 Klockan3 wrote:
Good job so far. About now it starts to get hard for real.

Hint: Read the hammer entry in the manual.


Ah, the classic Hammer that chops trees. >_> Lol. For NES games that don't make sense. Having the manual handy actually does help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
deepfield1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States373 Posts
February 14 2012 22:14 GMT
#4
8-8-8 is going to make this so much easier for you!

I really loved Zelda 2, it's actually my second favorite Zelda game after OoT.

Enki
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2548 Posts
February 14 2012 22:59 GMT
#5
Awesome! good to see you made some progress since last time.
"Practice, practice, practice. And when you're not practicing you should be practicing. It's the only way to get better. The only way." I run the Smix Fanclub!
crate
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States2474 Posts
February 15 2012 02:14 GMT
#6
By "the woods to the east" the guy means the woods on the other side of the cave in the area.

You can get through the sixth palace without any keys if you want to use Fairy a whole bunch, but I would not recommend doing so.
We did. You did. Yes we can. No. || http://crawl.akrasiac.org/scoring/players/crate.html || twitch.tv/crate3333
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
FEL
09:00
Cracow 2025
Krystianer vs sOs
SKillous vs ArT
MaNa vs Elazer
Spirit vs Gerald
Clem vs TBD
uThermal vs TBD
Reynor vs TBD
Lambo vs TBD
RotterdaM891
ComeBackTV 872
IndyStarCraft 397
CranKy Ducklings138
Rex110
3DClanTV 92
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 891
IndyStarCraft 397
Rex 110
ProTech66
StarCraft: Brood War
Horang2 13724
Hyuk 4255
Hyun 912
firebathero 669
Mini 664
Barracks 660
Larva 642
BeSt 339
EffOrt 257
ZerO 76
[ Show more ]
Shinee 66
sorry 65
Free 49
zelot 48
Last 38
Noble 35
scan(afreeca) 33
NaDa 22
soO 19
Sacsri 16
Sharp 15
yabsab 11
Bale 9
Movie 4
Dota 2
XcaliburYe651
Counter-Strike
Stewie2K737
shoxiejesuss608
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor284
Other Games
gofns14262
Happy473
Beastyqt453
SortOf101
ZerO(Twitch)10
Organizations
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH335
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota2218
Upcoming Events
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
3h 40m
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
7h 40m
Bonyth vs Zhanhun
Dewalt vs Mihu
Hawk vs Sziky
Sziky vs QiaoGege
Mihu vs Hawk
Zhanhun vs Dewalt
Fengzi vs Bonyth
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 23h
WardiTV European League
2 days
Online Event
2 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
3 days
The PondCast
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Korean StarCraft League
5 days
CranKy Ducklings
5 days
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
Murky Cup #2

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
BSL 20 Non-Korean Championship
BSL 20 Team Wars
FEL Cracov 2025
CC Div. A S7
Underdog Cup #2
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25

Upcoming

ASL Season 20: Qualifier #1
ASL Season 20: Qualifier #2
ASL Season 20
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
BSL Season 21
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
SEL Season 2 Championship
WardiTV Summer 2025
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
HCC Europe
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.