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blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
November 10 2010 02:07 GMT
#1
I was surfing youtube when I got bored and decided to type "blahman" into the search bar and see what would come up. What I saw caught me by surprise. Not only did I find some video with "blahman" in the title, it turns out that the video is SC2-related.

+ Show Spoiler [Video of Reference] +


Upon looking at his channel, it turns out that this guy posts mainly 2v2 videos with a friend of his (he even plays protoss o_o). Normally I would've found this somewhat cool, but he took my username. =(
Well, that's not the only reason. If he were better than me, then I wouldn't mind so much as he is giving a good name to the blahmen of the world, but this guy is pretty terrible, and is giving a bad name to the blahmen of the world. I feel the need to challenge and beat this guy for the sake of restoring honor to the nickname "blahman"

To conclude: When I get SC2, I am going to find him, challenge him, beat him, and restore honor to the name "blahman"

Note: Yes I do realize that this is a very arrogant blog, but I can't sit around and watch as someone using my nickname plays terribly. =(

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I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
November 10 2010 02:10 GMT
#2
Blahman vr Blahman grudgematch!
Loser changes his name!

I want a vod of it!
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
November 10 2010 02:13 GMT
#3
Oh that wasn't you? I thought it was you playing super noobish and posting it on youtube lol. Guess you're not actually that bad and it's some other anon out there ruining your fine name. Thanks for clearing that up!
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
November 10 2010 02:16 GMT
#4
On November 10 2010 11:13 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Oh that wasn't you? I thought it was you playing super noobish and posting it on youtube lol. Guess you're not actually that bad and it's some other anon out there ruining your fine name. Thanks for clearing that up!


today is no-irony day. i hope for your sake that you meant every word of that!
The artist formerly known as Starparty
M155_G33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States470 Posts
November 10 2010 02:17 GMT
#5
On November 10 2010 11:10 LSB wrote:
Blahman vr Blahman grudgematch!
Loser changes his name!

I want a vod of it!


Same here ^_^ I wanna see this haha :D and after watching that video... yah hes pretty terrible...
"It can't be a NE Lan without any problems!" ~ "Starcraft is like sex. After a rough round, sometimes you just need that cigarette."
nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
November 10 2010 02:18 GMT
#6
Blog into grudgematch, the Cycle of teamliquid repeats itself oncemore, MAKE IT HAPPEN! :D
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
November 10 2010 02:18 GMT
#7
This would be an interesting grudgematch. I'd have a problem with a DivinO here or there.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
November 10 2010 02:25 GMT
#8
Don't worry bro, it happens to all of us gosus.

http://sc2ranks.com/us/1412297/heyoka
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
November 10 2010 02:29 GMT
#9
What about the three thousand three hundred forty or so other blahmans?
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
November 10 2010 02:29 GMT
#10
You could ask him to change his name to Flahman or something... but then he'd be better than the original.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 10 2010 02:31 GMT
#11
gl on your quest sir. May Teamliquid watch over you.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
November 10 2010 02:32 GMT
#12
On November 10 2010 11:25 heyoka wrote:
Don't worry bro, it happens to all of us gosus.

http://sc2ranks.com/us/1412297/heyoka


Nope, only happens to chobos.
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
wooozy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-10 02:32:58
November 10 2010 02:32 GMT
#13
Hah, you think you have it bad...

I have a guy with the same name AND the same character code.

[image loading]

Different server obviously, but still.. =(
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
November 10 2010 02:47 GMT
#14
Well, you have to buy SCII first...
:)
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
November 10 2010 02:55 GMT
#15
do you realize there is both a blahman and a SUPER blahman? you have you work cut out man.

http://sc2ranks.com/search/contains/all/blahman
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 10 2010 03:01 GMT
#16
wtf he is diamond.

Fuck it, I give up, this game is dumb.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
November 10 2010 03:08 GMT
#17
http://sc2ranks.com/search/contains/us/comeh
I'm not sure if I should be happy no one has my name, or that they are distorting my name so badly.
:[
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-10 03:22:25
November 10 2010 03:21 GMT
#18
You guys think you have it hard..
http://sc2ranks.com/search/contains/us/synapse

Maybe I should change it...
:)
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9814 Posts
November 10 2010 03:25 GMT
#19
http://sc2ranks.com/search/contains/us/seraph

three pages man, 3 pages.

also:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=seraphim
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=seraphic
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=Seraph.yongweihua

i'm sure there's more, and seraphim is older than me, but STILL. i like my name better than the sixteen letter monstrosity it used to be
boomer hands
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46356 Posts
November 10 2010 03:38 GMT
#20
Yo I heard someone stole Boxer's ID too.

Crazy, huh?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
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