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DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
December 19 2009 00:37 GMT
#21
If they try to sue you, you could always say
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
December 19 2009 00:37 GMT
#22
Wow...hahahahhaa.

This is absolutely amazing. You have to admit, it's really fucking funny.
Hello
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 19 2009 00:40 GMT
#23
omg I hate this paranoid stranger-danger society we live in today, all because of sensational media and a few fucked up people.

That situation is so fucked, im sorry man.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1904 Posts
December 19 2009 00:41 GMT
#24
lol sue them for character assassination and enjoy your compensation.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 19 2009 00:42 GMT
#25
What the hell lol. People can be so dumb when it comes to children. "OMG UR MOLESTING HER AHHHHH"
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
December 19 2009 01:01 GMT
#26
Any time the word molestation gets tossed around, it is deemed serious and tons of people get involved just to make sure its not happening. It is probably standard routine for the van company to do a background check. If she takes you to court, and doesnt have the proper medical proof to back up molestation, nor the proper story, then you have nothing to worry about, and you can COUNTER-SUE her for damaging your character etc etc. Alot of times, you will win because they laid false accusations, and that affected your life.

The only story she can possibly come up with is that she thought you were molesting her daughter outside the front door, in broad daylight, with tons of possible witnesses. I mean, her story is complete crap.

Maybe the only thing to worry about is her mother/father telling their daughter to lie under oath, and go along with whatever story they make up. If she is as handicapped as you suggest, it will probably be pretty hard for her to remember some made up story and lie in court.

All in all, I think you will be fine. BTW your parents seem fucked up for even remotely believing such a bullshit lie. How are they not on your side? They are your parents and should know you well enough to know its utter bullshit. If this happened to me and my mom didnt believe what I told her, I would refuse to speak to her for a LONG LONG time.
Steveh
Profile Joined October 2009
United States112 Posts
December 19 2009 01:02 GMT
#27
what state is this in
daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
December 19 2009 01:08 GMT
#28
i honestly dont see how their claim could go well in court. "He was MOLESTING our daughter right in front of our front door, just after he had rung our door bell." ??
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
December 19 2009 01:12 GMT
#29
LOL you molested a midget haAHHAHAHAHAH
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RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 19 2009 01:13 GMT
#30
lol that was an awesome story, funny read. Good luck man, and make sure to counter sue. That could make you some money for your eurotrip. Dumb assholes also deserve to learn that baseless accusations have consequences.
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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
December 19 2009 01:13 GMT
#31
lol made my morning ...

Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Ethelis
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2397 Posts
December 19 2009 01:13 GMT
#32
On December 19 2009 10:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
LOL you molested a midget haAHHAHAHAHAH

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Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
December 19 2009 01:14 GMT
#33
On December 19 2009 10:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
LOL you molested a midget haAHHAHAHAHAH


.......you're funnnnnnny

-1
KTY
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
December 19 2009 01:14 GMT
#34
hahahaha wow that's such a fucked up story.....reminds me of the child abduction is not funny episode of south park.

anyways, it sounds like the parents are suing the bus company and not you? You should make sure you get your story straight with them. Sounds like they will try to protect you if its their ass on the line
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24756 Posts
December 19 2009 01:15 GMT
#35
Regardless of if this blog is true/accurate or not, it brings up the pressing topic (at least in the USA) that people who work with children have to constantly CYA because everyone is paranoid. Anyone who is a teacher does or should know that you essentially cannot touch a student or you jeopardize your career. And no I don't mean touch inappropriately. Hell, you can get into shitloads of trouble without ever actually touching anyone if you were alone with them at the wrong moment. It sucks but you have to avoid these types of situations.

It's nice to try to provide extra service and ring the doorbell, but the safest response from your perspective is to honk the horn repeatedly until the parents come out to get the child.

On December 19 2009 09:05 Gangrel wrote:
I tried explaining the situation to my parents but I kinda messed it up when I said I would never molest those girls because they’re too damn ugly.

Seriously?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
December 19 2009 01:16 GMT
#36
There were so many little lines in this blog that made me lol

"I thought I’d be driving some mildly abnormal kids with behavioral problems or something but I took one look at the kids I was going to drive, and knew I was in for a treat: midgets."

and

"I tried explaining the situation to my parents but I kinda messed it up when I said I would never molest those girls because they’re too damn ugly."

hahaha
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
December 19 2009 01:19 GMT
#37
Anyway, The op is really fun to read. Hopefully everything works out well. People will go and witch hunt whenever they hear the term "pedophile" "molesting" and even more with special education kids.

Hopefully the people handling your case don't buy their crazy parents story.
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
December 19 2009 01:19 GMT
#38
On December 19 2009 10:14 Xxio wrote:
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On December 19 2009 10:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
LOL you molested a midget haAHHAHAHAHAH


.......you're funnnnnnny

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Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
December 19 2009 01:23 GMT
#39
lol that's saddening.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
dasanivan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States532 Posts
December 19 2009 01:24 GMT
#40
sorry about your situation

touching story though
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