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CynanMachae
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada1459 Posts
December 19 2009 07:06 GMT
#61
Yea pretty well written OP and funny, but I do hope things work out. Like most people said, pretty much just saying what happened again and again,and it should be fine.
Jang Yoon Chul hwaiting!
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-19 08:03:38
December 19 2009 08:03 GMT
#62
On December 19 2009 09:12 writer22816 wrote:
At least they didn't get their cell phone taken away.


? what is this?

I feel for you op. It's always a bad scene when parents refuse to believe that their little shit is annoying and ugly instead of being some kind of perfect angel.
Sullifam
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
December 19 2009 08:45 GMT
#63
I was expecting another troll blog lol. This really sucks because it's pretty obvious the parents aren't reasonable and are completely retarded, I mean, if you were doing something wrong you'd obv ring their doorbell and then do it on their front porch....
We Are Here
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Australia1810 Posts
December 19 2009 12:55 GMT
#64
that sucks man, i hope u can get it worked out and do keep us updated :D
He who turns those around him into allies, possesses the most terrifying ability in the world.
Gangrel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States137 Posts
December 19 2009 13:45 GMT
#65
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Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
December 19 2009 14:27 GMT
#66
Horrible. It sucks that people are so quick to judge like those parents. It's people like them that refuse to at least listen, or analyze the situation before acting, that ruin things for everyone. I hope your stuff gets sorted soon.
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SchOOl_VicTIm
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Greece2394 Posts
December 19 2009 16:39 GMT
#67
On December 19 2009 22:45 Gangrel wrote:
Fuck my life.

I failed.


What does that mean exactly?
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
December 19 2009 18:51 GMT
#68
5/5. Would read again and again. Amazing.
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Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
December 19 2009 19:50 GMT
#69
On December 19 2009 09:18 majesty.k)seRapH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 09:15 Kouda wrote:
What does Amber say?

and btw, I had a great time reading this. <lol>

and another btw, Why the fuck does everyone have Asian Parents? Almost every single parent rant has some hard-ass Asian Family. Goddamn.


cuz our hard-ass asian families think we're tough as diorite and that we should all be able to get into ivy league schools and be big time lawyers/doctors


If that isn;t true then why are all these asian mothafuckas getting straight A's in engineering school?
+ Show Spoiler +
Gross over exaggeration here, but funny nonetheless


oh yea, they study LOL
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
December 19 2009 20:18 GMT
#70
that sucks man
T-bone
Profile Joined December 2009
United States7 Posts
December 19 2009 20:35 GMT
#71
On December 20 2009 01:39 SchOOl_VicTIm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 22:45 Gangrel wrote:
Fuck my life.

I failed.


What does that mean exactly?


I think it means he didn't convince Amber's parents not to place charges?

damn, sucks that you failed
Give a dog a bone.
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
December 19 2009 22:20 GMT
#72
w/e, you shouldn't suffer much for this, its sad, but only the daughter of the overprotective parents will. i salute you short bus driver!
Xmplify
Profile Joined October 2009
United States57 Posts
December 19 2009 22:51 GMT
#73
that really sucks but I'm pretty sure it'll be over relatively quickly
T-bone
Profile Joined December 2009
United States7 Posts
December 20 2009 00:12 GMT
#74
On December 19 2009 22:45 Gangrel wrote:
Fuck my life.

I failed.


You won't go to jail, I can promise you that
Give a dog a bone.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
December 20 2009 02:15 GMT
#75
How can you still be pissed at your parents?
Hey Kennigut - tdot
Profile Joined December 2009
Afghanistan5 Posts
December 20 2009 02:38 GMT
#76
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Gangrel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States137 Posts
December 20 2009 04:29 GMT
#77
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Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-20 04:49:43
December 20 2009 04:45 GMT
#78
Maybe if you had the slightest bit of common sense you'd know not to tell parents that their handicapped daughter was too damn ugly for you to molest you dipshit. No offense, but I don't feel much sympathy for your situation beyond the fact that you were not in fact molesting the girl; beyond that, what you are doing is in no way charitable nor admirable. You have been forced to help people with disablities, and then despite claiming that you've enjoyed it still mock them and call them ugly and dumb throughout the story, which would suggest that your enjoyment comes only from some sort of malicious pleasure (perhaps malicious is too strong) in others' problems. "I practically had to gag myself to avoid starting a confrontation with the group of teacher assistants that accompanied the little midgets to my van" - ??? You're an idiot.

I'm going to go ahead and assume this entire story is a lie, especially after you write that you told the parents their kid was "too damn ugly to molest" and then wrote "people need to use some common sense."
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
December 20 2009 05:11 GMT
#79
On December 20 2009 13:45 Ganfei wrote:
Maybe if you had the slightest bit of common sense you'd know not to tell parents that their handicapped daughter was too damn ugly for you to molest you dipshit. No offense, but I don't feel much sympathy for your situation beyond the fact that you were not in fact molesting the girl; beyond that, what you are doing is in no way charitable nor admirable. You have been forced to help people with disablities, and then despite claiming that you've enjoyed it still mock them and call them ugly and dumb throughout the story, which would suggest that your enjoyment comes only from some sort of malicious pleasure (perhaps malicious is too strong) in others' problems. "I practically had to gag myself to avoid starting a confrontation with the group of teacher assistants that accompanied the little midgets to my van" - ??? You're an idiot.

I'm going to go ahead and assume this entire story is a lie, especially after you write that you told the parents their kid was "too damn ugly to molest" and then wrote "people need to use some common sense."

On December 19 2009 09:05 Gangrel wrote:

Now, her parents are getting ready to sue the van company for not protecting their daughter, claiming I molested her. Are they fucking out of their minds???? I molested her??? What the fuck!? I tried explaining the situation to my parents but I kinda messed it up when I said I would never molest those girls because they’re too damn ugly. Now, my parents think I’m a child molester and the van company is busy making inquiries into my past and shit. I’m sure they’ll eventually clear it up but damn, I’m really having a hard time right now. Nobody is buying what I have to say. If people would just use a little fucking common sense……..



He told his OWN parents that the girl was "too damn ugly to molest." Seriously, who's stupid enough to tell a handicapped child's PARENTS that their kid is "too damn ugly to molest"?
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Tenryu
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States565 Posts
December 20 2009 05:26 GMT
#80
On December 20 2009 13:29 Gangrel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2009 01:39 SchOOl_VicTIm wrote:
On December 19 2009 22:45 Gangrel wrote:
Fuck my life.

I failed.


What does that mean exactly?


things went horribly wrong when I confronted Amber's parents. I don't know how I managed to fuck it up but now there's no way they're NOT pressing charges. Also, the van company somehow found a police report from 5th grade in which I got into a fight with another student, and now their passing it off as "evidence" of my innate psychological disturbance. Seriously, I should just kill myself while I'm still ahead... Nothing matters at this point.



Dont think bout that stupid ass shit called suicide. Many people prolly arent taking u serious enough when u say this but from my experiences, the possibilities are definetly there. Continue to fight it and dont give up man. You know your innocent and what you did was never your original intent. Hopefully others will acknowledge that as well. Even if they dont, there's no point in killing yourself for something as trivial. Your like what, around 21-25? Life might suck now but im sure this experience will help you develop in many ways in the future.
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