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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
December 19 2009 01:25 GMT
#41
haha fun read. Glad you enjoyed being the short bus driver for the past year, sorry to hear of your misfortune with the molestation accusations. As people have said it's very unlikely that anything bad will happen to you, and you should totally counter sue for character damage!
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
December 19 2009 01:27 GMT
#42
On December 19 2009 09:15 Kouda wrote:
What does Amber say?

and btw, I had a great time reading this. <lol>

and another btw, Why the fuck does everyone have Asian Parents? Almost every single parent rant has some hard-ass Asian Family. Goddamn.


Asian parents are killers. Seriously.
^-^
sS.NuB
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Angola107 Posts
December 19 2009 01:41 GMT
#43
Americans generally sue at the smallest little thing ever.
SchOOl_VicTIm
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Greece2394 Posts
December 19 2009 01:46 GMT
#44
Shouldn't this blog be named "Fucking Midgets" ?
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
December 19 2009 01:53 GMT
#45
where did he say that amber's parents were asian?

i thought he said his own parents were asian
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
skypig
Profile Joined November 2009
United States237 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-19 01:59:56
December 19 2009 01:59 GMT
#46
First of all, congrats on doing that job - it's cool that you helped out those kids; most people wouldn't have the guts to take on a task like that.

As for getting sued, I would try as hard as possible to talk directly with Amber's parents and tell them exactly what happened. Call them on the phone, e-mail them, knock on the door, catch them when they walk outside to get the mail...whatever it takes. Also, is Amber capable of telling them that you didn't molest her? If she is, you gotta get that to happen somehow. If she's not, then it's up to you to repeatedly tell the truth and say exactly what happened. Do the same for your own parents as well - in cases like these there's nothing you can do except remain calm and repeat the truth as best as you can. Good luck dude.
TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
December 19 2009 02:07 GMT
#47
Good thing its so obvious you weren't up to anything. Usually on a molestation accusation you're fucked, guilty or not.
400lb White Girl
Profile Joined April 2009
United States83 Posts
December 19 2009 02:11 GMT
#48
reminds me of the time I got slammed with a sexual harassment accusation... some girl had been venting to me at work for weeks about some guy who'd been treating her like shit for awhile and to make her feel better I told her she could have anyone she wanted. I guess she took it as me directing that statement towards myself? I personally thought it was an androgynous statement but fucking HR wound up getting involved... what a headache. People are so aggravating sometimes.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
December 19 2009 02:35 GMT
#49
Great post, but the part that made my day was
a) the title
On December 19 2009 09:05 Gangrel wrote:
Fucking Parents

combined with b)
On December 19 2009 09:05 Gangrel wrote:
Of course, I couldn’t let a good opportunity go to waste, so I gave her mom my phone number, “in case she needed to talk to anybody.” I still haven’t gotten a call back though

milf?
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mptj
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States485 Posts
December 19 2009 02:36 GMT
#50
lol such an amazing story and i hope everything goes well for ya man. It's a fucked up society we live in.
"Only the Good Die Young"
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
December 19 2009 02:41 GMT
#51
Cool blog, I enjoyed reading it, but I would lying if I said that it wasn't annoying reading 'midgets' and 'damn ugly' when describing these kids.
SniperVul5
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada166 Posts
December 19 2009 02:46 GMT
#52
first of all whats with this asian parents stuff............
like i just want to put this out there, but asain parent standards are no that high, usually just above 85 or 90 as an average........which is not high when u want to go to med or something.

Anyways back on topic, I can't even imagine what I would do in your situation. You really handled it maturly and didn't lash back at the parents, which is great. Screw those parents if they don't understand.
SniperVul5
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada166 Posts
December 19 2009 02:48 GMT
#53
***Asian - edit
GW.Methos
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States249 Posts
December 19 2009 02:57 GMT
#54
best thread ever
i.pwn.n00bs
snorlax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States755 Posts
December 19 2009 03:09 GMT
#55
yea reminds me of when my little brother was in the lunch line in 4th grade and he was spinning around, and he brushed a girls vag on accident, the school wanted him to go to therapists and shit
T-bone
Profile Joined December 2009
United States7 Posts
December 19 2009 03:27 GMT
#56
On December 19 2009 11:35 starfries wrote:
Great post, but the part that made my day was
a) the title
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 09:05 Gangrel wrote:
Fucking Parents

combined with b)
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 09:05 Gangrel wrote:
Of course, I couldn’t let a good opportunity go to waste, so I gave her mom my phone number, “in case she needed to talk to anybody.” I still haven’t gotten a call back though

milf?


nah, op is asian

therefore he has low standards
Give a dog a bone.
T-bone
Profile Joined December 2009
United States7 Posts
December 19 2009 03:29 GMT
#57
On December 19 2009 09:21 Adeny wrote:
Your writing's pretty damn good atleast. And this is nothing compared to the guy in my class who was accused of gang-raping a 13 year old. Man was I laughing when he told me he had to be excused from class to go to hearings and shit.


What's your friend's name? tdotkrayz?
Give a dog a bone.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
December 19 2009 03:36 GMT
#58
I had behavioral problems when I was a youngster (I turned out ok...I hope) and for a one year period I actually rode on a shortbus. Some of the kids on that bus we're downright hilarious, but others we're so bad you couldn't actually make fun of them without feeling bad deep inside. Sucks to hear about the molestation charges, but I agree with Micronesia: never touch a child in that situation. Hopefully you can learn from this incident and come out stronger.
~_~
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada239 Posts
December 19 2009 03:48 GMT
#59
On December 19 2009 09:35 Xxio wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 09:31 ~_~ wrote:
On December 19 2009 09:21 Xxio wrote:
it's just a joke....don't even worry about it, the whole thing's retarded.


-_______-


what? it's true. there's no way he's going to get in any serious trouble, maybe fired though.


it was a bad pun
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-19 03:58:29
December 19 2009 03:55 GMT
#60
Probably that kid won't step in the bus again. But as long as you stop saying any more stupid shit then you have nothing to worry about. Surely they can't convince anyone that you tried to rape the girl in the minute that passed between you ringing the doorbell and them opening the door.

So yeah, what you said to your parents was rather dumb. Don't let them take care of this for you, I doubt that would end well.
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