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seriously admins what are we suppose to post in general? i don't get why this had to be in blog section but whatever, I guess its stuff like kpop discussion threads and pics of very expensive clothing. Either way i thought this was hilarious.
+ Show Spoiler +1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
5. *There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings
6. "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day."¬ God.
7. *God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
9. He's Dead.
It's Been 2,000 years.
He's Not Coming Back.
Get OVER It Already!
10. *All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. Edgar Allen Poe.
11. Viva La Evolución!
12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
13. I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
15. *People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs
16. Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
17. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
18. GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
19. Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK
20. *God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
21. God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
22. When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
23. Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
24. You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing
25. I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
26. *Science: It Works, Bitches.
27. "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
28. I Found God Between The Sheets
29. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
30. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
31. Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
32. *If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
33. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
34. *ALL Americans Are African Americans
35. *I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
36. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
37. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
38. *If we were made in his image, then why aren't humans invisible too?
39. *JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself
40. *How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?
41. *Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
42. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
43. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
44. WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.
45. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
46. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War
47. *Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
48. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
49. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. Frank Sinatra.
50. No Gods. No Mullets.
  
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I thought there'd be pictures.
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On July 31 2009 12:50 PH wrote:
I thought there'd be pictures.
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TL:DR ... some were funny... some weren't funny but true.
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I loved these, even though I'm just agnostic.
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United States24755 Posts
On July 31 2009 12:49 BalliSLife wrote:seriously admins what are we suppose to post in general? i don't get why this had to be in blog section but whatever, I guess its stuff like kpop discussion threads and pics of very expensive clothing. Either way i thought this was hilarious. + Show Spoiler +1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
5. *There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings
6. "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day."¬ God.
7. *God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
9. He's Dead.
It's Been 2,000 years.
He's Not Coming Back.
Get OVER It Already!
10. *All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. Edgar Allen Poe.
11. Viva La Evolución!
12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
13. I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
15. *People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs
16. Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
17. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
18. GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
19. Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK
20. *God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
21. God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
22. When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
23. Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
24. You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing
25. I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
26. *Science: It Works, Bitches.
27. "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
28. I Found God Between The Sheets
29. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
30. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
31. Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
32. *If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
33. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
34. *ALL Americans Are African Americans
35. *I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
36. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
37. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
38. *If we were made in his image, then why aren't humans invisible too?
39. *JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself
40. *How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?
41. *Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
42. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
43. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
44. WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.
45. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
46. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War
47. *Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
48. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
49. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. Frank Sinatra.
50. No Gods. No Mullets.
I'm not going to backseat moderate but at the very least I'll offer you some opinions on what their thinking might have been...
This thread offers no analysis on your part. It offers very little room for legitimate discussion with a high chance of it degenerating into a shit storm. Essentially, it is one post of bleh content that is passable in blogs but not worthy of general.
The kpop discussion thread involved discussion............... as dumb as you may believe it to be....
The expensive clothing thread intrigued a lot of people even though it turned out to be nothing with nothing. It requested the community to come together. Again, not amazing by any means, but worthy of being placed in a forum where it will keep getting bounced up to the top.
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On July 31 2009 12:59 zergnewb wrote:
I loved these, even though I'm just agnostic.
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
Micronesia pretty much hit it.. This isn't a list I would like to see discussed, it should just be present for pure comedic value. Any sort of discussion about this list would well... turn the thread into a religious debate (=bad). This way the intent of the list is preserved
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There's a fine line between the 'blog' and 'discussion' section at TL. I can't quite figure it out. I think a forum OP requires discussion on a topic somewhat ... mainstream? Blogs are personal essays that don't really go anywhere or provoke much discussion. Nonetheless, there is definite overlap between these loose definitions.
For instance this post offers no discussion beyond a possible flame war (LOLOL RELIGION VS ATHEISM). I read the list, I chuckled a bit, I moved on. Maybe ask us what our favourite one is? Maybe ask us to generate our own stuff? I don't know if that would keep it in General.
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On July 31 2009 13:13 Xusneb wrote:
There's a fine line between the 'blog' and 'discussion' section at TL. I can't quite figure it out. I think a forum OP requires discussion on a topic somewhat ... mainstream? Blogs are personal essays that don't really go anywhere or provoke much discussion. Nonetheless, there is definite overlap between these loose definitions.
For instance this post offers no discussion beyond a possible flame war (LOLOL RELIGION VS ATHEISM). I read the list, I chuckled a bit, I moved on. Maybe ask us what our favourite one is? Maybe ask us to generate our own stuff? I don't know if that would keep it in General.
The only way I could see the OP adding to to this thread would be to make it more of an attempt to make fun of a large group of people... and you know how well it works!
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I like #43. I even went to public school in Kansas briefly.
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On July 31 2009 13:16 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On July 31 2009 13:13 Xusneb wrote:
There's a fine line between the 'blog' and 'discussion' section at TL. I can't quite figure it out. I think a forum OP requires discussion on a topic somewhat ... mainstream? Blogs are personal essays that don't really go anywhere or provoke much discussion. Nonetheless, there is definite overlap between these loose definitions.
For instance this post offers no discussion beyond a possible flame war (LOLOL RELIGION VS ATHEISM). I read the list, I chuckled a bit, I moved on. Maybe ask us what our favourite one is? Maybe ask us to generate our own stuff? I don't know if that would keep it in General. The only way I could see the OP adding to to this thread would be to make it more of an attempt to make fun of a large group of people... and you know how well it works!
Which makes this a fail topic in the first place.
These kinds of religion vs science threads never turn out well. This isn't a topic that can be discussed easily even in the most objective and professional setting, much less TeamFuckingLiquid.
I'm not even religious, and these topics directly making fun of religious people piss me off.
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LOL thiss is great, really funny
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Thanks for explaining but ya i created this thread with the intention of it being funny not to cause flame wars or whatever so don't get too emotional about it.
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Haha these are awesome. Thanks so much for sharing them 
Atheists unite 
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On July 31 2009 13:16 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On July 31 2009 13:13 Xusneb wrote:
There's a fine line between the 'blog' and 'discussion' section at TL. I can't quite figure it out. I think a forum OP requires discussion on a topic somewhat ... mainstream? Blogs are personal essays that don't really go anywhere or provoke much discussion. Nonetheless, there is definite overlap between these loose definitions.
For instance this post offers no discussion beyond a possible flame war (LOLOL RELIGION VS ATHEISM). I read the list, I chuckled a bit, I moved on. Maybe ask us what our favourite one is? Maybe ask us to generate our own stuff? I don't know if that would keep it in General. The only way I could see the OP adding to to this thread would be to make it more of an attempt to make fun of a large group of people... and you know how well it works!
So wait, that Kpop discussion started off as an insult only to become a real kpop discussion? lol.
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Religion is embedded in America.
It will never leave.
However, this was reassuring about non-affiliation.
"Figures are up from 14.3 million in 1990 to 34.2 million in 2008, representing a proportionate increase from 8% of the total in 1990 to 15% in 2008."
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Where are the pics 
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read thread guys, bumper sticker and tshirts
just the phrases
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