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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
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Ichigo1234551
United States649 Posts
No matter what girls said they always like a confident guy and you need to be one. Just ask her out man, so what if she rejects you? the thing most people dont know is that the girl might already like you but because you waited too long by the time you asked her out, she thinks of you as a weirdo. | ||
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The Storyteller
Singapore2486 Posts
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Chef
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iceburn
United States303 Posts
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/xRPUq.jpg) Kennigit wins | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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D00dles
Cambodia217 Posts
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
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konadora
Singapore66358 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:42 Kennigit wrote: Kid start being fucking awesome immediately. Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now. Put your hand out. STICK YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT RIGHT NOW. NOW CLENCH. DO YOU FEEL THAT!!! THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE'S BALLS. NOW YOU'VE GOT LIFE BY THE BALLS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU A HERO OR A BUSTA?!?! WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AN SAY 'SHORTY YOU BE SOOOO FINE I"D ROLL DAT ASS LIKE A STACK'A NICKELS! DAAAAAMMMMMM" Then flick your fingers. Seriously though, stop over analyzing this. She is one girl. Whatevs. HERO | ||
Jibba
United States22883 Posts
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
If she's sitting next to you, and her legs are between 60 and 90 degrees from you, she doesn't like you. If she's between 60 and 45, she's expressing mild interest. Between 45 and 40 is the sweet spot. Any more, and she's expressing standoffishness. This same metric can be applied to her smile. If her mouth is between 100 and 60% open when she smiles, she's faking it, which is a bad sign. If it's between 60 and 45, you're good. Between 40 and 45 is truly the sweet spot. Any less, of course, and she's not interested. If you're going to touch her, make sure to consider it very carefully, and remember the 40 to 45 golden rule. If you touch her before she's ready, she might spontaneously combust (believe me, i've lost many good opportunities in this fashion). She'll at least hate you forever, which is probably worse. You've come to the right realization. Careful deliberation and analysis will prevent from awkward situations with girls!! It truly is the way to their heart. There are other factors, such as the shade of blue of her jeans, the exact positioning of her hands, and the percentage of cleavage shown, but we don't want to overburden you with advice, now do we? | ||
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clazziquai
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On July 23 2009 10:29 GeneralStan wrote: Careful attention to detail is needed here. Simple things like smiling and laughing are meaningless to the so called fairer sex. You should pay very careful attention to her body language. If she's sitting next to you, and her legs are between 60 and 90 degrees from you, she doesn't like you. If she's between 60 and 45, she's expressing mild interest. Between 45 and 40 is the sweet spot. Any more, and she's expressing standoffishness. This same metric can be applied to her smile. If her mouth is between 100 and 60% open when she smiles, she's faking it, which is a bad sign. If it's between 60 and 45, you're good. Between 40 and 45 is truly the sweet spot. Any less, of course, and she's not interested. If you're going to touch her, make sure to consider it very carefully, and remember the 40 to 45 golden rule. If you touch her before she's ready, she might spontaneously combust (believe me, i've lost many good opportunities in this fashion). She'll at least hate you forever, which is probably worse. You've come to the right realization. Careful deliberation and analysis will prevent from awkward situations with girls!! It truly is the way to their heart. There are other factors, such as the shade of blue of her jeans, the exact positioning of her hands, and the percentage of cleavage shown, but we don't want to overburden you with advice, now do we? LOOOOOL i cant tell if you're serious or not | ||
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sung_moon
United States10110 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:42 Kennigit wrote: Kid start being fucking awesome immediately. Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now. Put your hand out. STICK YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT RIGHT NOW. NOW CLENCH. DO YOU FEEL THAT!!! THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE'S BALLS. NOW YOU'VE GOT LIFE BY THE BALLS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU A HERO OR A BUSTA?!?! WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AN SAY 'SHORTY YOU BE SOOOO FINE I"D ROLL DAT ASS LIKE A STACK'A NICKELS! DAAAAAMMMMMM" Then flick your fingers. Seriously though, stop over analyzing this. She is one girl. Whatevs. man can i have your babies? | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
On July 22 2009 13:34 Manifesto7 wrote: Too much analyzing. If you like her, tell her. If you don't, stay friendly. not verbally. tell her you're not sure about her, and then sit next to her. | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
The topic about cross legs... I think I read it in guygetsgirl.com But still, I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm! hahahahaha | ||
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Brett
Australia3822 Posts
On July 23 2009 10:29 GeneralStan wrote: Careful attention to detail is needed here. Simple things like smiling and laughing are meaningless to the so called fairer sex. You should pay very careful attention to her body language. If she's sitting next to you, and her legs are between 60 and 90 degrees from you, she doesn't like you. If she's between 60 and 45, she's expressing mild interest. Between 45 and 40 is the sweet spot. Any more, and she's expressing standoffishness. This same metric can be applied to her smile. If her mouth is between 100 and 60% open when she smiles, she's faking it, which is a bad sign. If it's between 60 and 45, you're good. Between 40 and 45 is truly the sweet spot. Any less, of course, and she's not interested. If you're going to touch her, make sure to consider it very carefully, and remember the 40 to 45 golden rule. If you touch her before she's ready, she might spontaneously combust (believe me, i've lost many good opportunities in this fashion). She'll at least hate you forever, which is probably worse. You've come to the right realization. Careful deliberation and analysis will prevent from awkward situations with girls!! It truly is the way to their heart. There are other factors, such as the shade of blue of her jeans, the exact positioning of her hands, and the percentage of cleavage shown, but we don't want to overburden you with advice, now do we? rofl Don't forget how many times she brushed her hair that day... or the colour of her shoes... or whether her phone is Nokia, Samsung or Sony. Critical factors! | ||
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KinosJourney2
Sweden1811 Posts
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