Friend Zoned? - Page 2

On July 22 2009 13:42 Kennigit wrote:

Kid start being fucking awesome immediately. Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now. Put your hand out. STICK YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT RIGHT NOW. NOW CLENCH. DO YOU FEEL THAT!!! THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE'S BALLS. NOW YOU'VE GOT LIFE BY THE BALLS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU A HERO OR A BUSTA?!?! WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AN SAY 'SHORTY YOU BE SOOOO FINE I"D ROLL DAT ASS LIKE A STACK'A NICKELS! DAAAAAMMMMMM" Then flick your fingers.

Seriously though, stop over analyzing this. She is one girl. Whatevs.

On July 23 2009 10:29 GeneralStan wrote:
Careful attention to detail is needed here. Simple things like smiling and laughing are meaningless to the so called fairer sex. You should pay very careful attention to her body language.

If she's sitting next to you, and her legs are between 60 and 90 degrees from you, she doesn't like you. If she's between 60 and 45, she's expressing mild interest. Between 45 and 40 is the sweet spot. Any more, and she's expressing standoffishness.

This same metric can be applied to her smile. If her mouth is between 100 and 60% open when she smiles, she's faking it, which is a bad sign. If it's between 60 and 45, you're good. Between 40 and 45 is truly the sweet spot. Any less, of course, and she's not interested.

If you're going to touch her, make sure to consider it very carefully, and remember the 40 to 45 golden rule. If you touch her before she's ready, she might spontaneously combust (believe me, i've lost many good opportunities in this fashion). She'll at least hate you forever, which is probably worse.

You've come to the right realization. Careful deliberation and analysis will prevent from awkward situations with girls!! It truly is the way to their heart.

There are other factors, such as the shade of blue of her jeans, the exact positioning of her hands, and the percentage of cleavage shown, but we don't want to overburden you with advice, now do we?

On July 22 2009 13:42 Kennigit wrote:

Kid start being fucking awesome immediately. Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now. Put your hand out. STICK YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT RIGHT NOW. NOW CLENCH. DO YOU FEEL THAT!!! THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE'S BALLS. NOW YOU'VE GOT LIFE BY THE BALLS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU A HERO OR A BUSTA?!?! WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AN SAY 'SHORTY YOU BE SOOOO FINE I"D ROLL DAT ASS LIKE A STACK'A NICKELS! DAAAAAMMMMMM" Then flick your fingers.

Seriously though, stop over analyzing this. She is one girl. Whatevs.

On July 22 2009 13:34 Manifesto7 wrote:
Too much analyzing. If you like her, tell her. If you don't, stay friendly.

On July 23 2009 11:44 Rekrul wrote:


LOOOOOL i cant tell if you're serious or not

On July 23 2009 10:29 GeneralStan wrote:
Careful attention to detail is needed here. Simple things like smiling and laughing are meaningless to the so called fairer sex. You should pay very careful attention to her body language.

If she's sitting next to you, and her legs are between 60 and 90 degrees from you, she doesn't like you. If she's between 60 and 45, she's expressing mild interest. Between 45 and 40 is the sweet spot. Any more, and she's expressing standoffishness.

This same metric can be applied to her smile. If her mouth is between 100 and 60% open when she smiles, she's faking it, which is a bad sign. If it's between 60 and 45, you're good. Between 40 and 45 is truly the sweet spot. Any less, of course, and she's not interested.

If you're going to touch her, make sure to consider it very carefully, and remember the 40 to 45 golden rule. If you touch her before she's ready, she might spontaneously combust (believe me, i've lost many good opportunities in this fashion). She'll at least hate you forever, which is probably worse.

You've come to the right realization. Careful deliberation and analysis will prevent from awkward situations with girls!! It truly is the way to their heart.

There are other factors, such as the shade of blue of her jeans, the exact positioning of her hands, and the percentage of cleavage shown, but we don't want to overburden you with advice, now do we?